ono:

No doubt about that. Jakumo it is. He's simply. . . . . . just in a different class.

[size=15pt]Even men are confessing![/size]

Praise be the lord. The lord's name be praised!

Hallelujah.

In a class of his own I say!


Hear ye! Hear ye!


[size=15pt]CHI ALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  AMU UNUUUU!!!  UWA NA CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII "IKPU"!!!! [/size]

Repent all ye sinners and confess the true one!

MallamMusa
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 Re: Most Versatile And Intelligent Nairalander
« #29 on: June 03, 2008, 03:46 PM »  

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4Him has a limited knowledge of internal affairs in Nigeria. He is more of a western import

. . . and he is practicing a religion called "Celibacy" and also has never typed the word "pussy" on Nairaland!

Any other believers in the "Gospel according to the one and only Jakumo"

I am so glad that dude does not post often. . . the guy is too much!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

And the winner is:



[size=20pt]JAKUMO!!!!!![/size]

Arielle:

for intelligence and verastility, it is Jakumo. He can be playful and fun and also has intelligent and insightful comments on more serious issues. A good all round guy. I wonder if he looks as dishy as he sounds.

[size=15pt]Jakumo, i get one fine cousin oh![/size]

Absolutely correct! I wish I never marry. . . that na one dude I for track down I swear to God who made me.


I for pursue that dude with all my God-given strenght. Gosh!

he he he he he he he he!

I can't fit to laff!

Sheniqua! sheniqua! sheniqua!

Osisi baby Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! I no even see this your post above. Nothing when you go do for this Nairaland to make me vess with you again unless you change your name come fight me as 1-post entry al-qaeda squad. I just love you too much for that.

Gosh how did I fall so madly in love with you after all the fights we have had on this Nairaland beats my imagination.

You are one heck of a babe.  But I can't nominate you because you have never typed the word "pussy" on Nairaland!

ifyalways:

with all these mind boggling usernames,its going to be difficult choosing

Xio,super, ikebe,sperm,drops,almond,joy,T chinasa,militia,bebe,love etc
lmao,Nairaland

@Topic,

i[size=15pt]"ll go for uche2nna,jakumo and almondjoy[/size]  

Thank you!  Intelligent and as versatile as anyone can be on Nairaland.  

Music I dey thia
Movies I dey thia
Romance nko?
Sexuality I dey
Culture I dey
Religion I dey

Recycle Bin nko? I dey for inside thia. . . I nominate myself. Bullshit!!!

Darling, you are intelligent and versatile too. . .but I will let the guys do that area.  I will stick to my specialty. . . the dudes!

[size=15pt]You are absolutely correct! Nice taste you gat![/size]

versatile




Function: adjective

Etymology:
French or Latin; French, from Latin versatilis turning easily, from versare to turn, frequentative of vertere

1: changing or fluctuating readily : variable <a versatile disposition>
2: embracing a variety of subjects, fields, or skills; also : turning with ease from one thing to another
3 a (1): capable of turning forward or backward : reversible <a versatile toe of a bird> (2): capable of moving laterally and up and down <versatile antennae> bof an anther : having the filaments attached at or near the middle so as to swing freely
4: having many uses or applications.

You see am? Semi-automatic gun of Iliterates!

®Th£ Sly®:

I beg. . .Go and sleep jor!!!
By the way. . . .How's Xiomara and Tshinasa doing ??

We are all doing fine!

Jealousy. . . I beg head to the "welli and jhibola" section of Nairaland please!

Wetin you dey do for here?

zomby:

but the topic calls for most versatile and intelligent, don't you think this has to do with personality and sex?

[size=20pt]AMEN!!!!![/size]

Like you were reading my mind.  Who wants to be stuck with someone who only visits Political and Religious sections for crying out loud? Some may be intelligent yes!  But absolutely no sexuality or personality.   How can you be versatile? Some people just use words they cannot understand!  Bush idiots!

Or some stuck in Romance and Sexuality threads giving blow jobs till thy kingdom come?

Bullshit I say!

What the hell is the meaning of "most intelligent and versatile" in terms of political secition"? Who wants to deal with a "one track minder" of a person stuck in the political section always for heaven's sakes? Abi na only them get wives and kids for house or full time jobs.

If you feature only in the political section please. . .or any other area of this Nairaland without venturing to others,

[size=20pt]You are a bloody dull arse jackass! Not even fit for a one-night stand![/size]

We can only listen to your politically correct crap for so long before tuning you out like a lightening-struck weather radio.

Bullshit I say!



Rubbish! That is why most of you are so damn boring!


Numero Uno!

[size=20pt]Goes to JAKUMO!!!! IN A CLASS OF HIS OWN I SAY. A MAN OF ENIGMATIC CHARISMA AND VERY FEW WORDS!!!! [/size]

Anywhere you find him, he is intelligent, sexy and sooooooooooooo hot!

Who wants to be stuck with a bloody nerd that blows so so big big grammar in political and religious section only! 

Shit!  

Na grammar I go chop only?  Nonsense I say!

Sorry, I don't do females!

You have been phocking all these years and you have not died yet abi? Maybe a few diseases and almost terminal. . .but you still have not died yet.

So how can it be a sin?

New born babies who have never fornicated die within 30 minutes you know.

Go figure!

If the country has not gone forward with all the religions practiced over there. . .what do you think?

Of course it can only keep taking Nigeria backwards because the people are practicing inherited religions of which they know nothing about.

Just a bunch of hypocrites!

The day Nairaland becomes anything close to "godly", I will ban myself for ever!

Hmmm!

Because they spend most of their time thinking of how to buy salvation while on their earthly pilgrimages, enrich their already fat butted/pot bellied pigs of pastors and concentrating on things of the spirit that the will never see even in the after life.

Born suffer heads!

And boy, do they look scruffy or what?

SourSex:

catholic priests are quite rich in spermdrops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Huh?

Yummy!

Lick. . . .lick. . . . lick. . . . swallow. . . .gulp!



_Belches!

Sorry, if I were in his shoes, I would definitely be spending some quality time with my wives and children.  But trust the "greed" factor in the black skin generally-speaking.

With all the problems with this disease or syndrome, should he not just go to his village and wait for "Aka Jehovah" to receive him?

Nothing personal. But I sure would. The man should go and rest somewhere till his final days.  Nigeria does not need him and he does not need Nigeria right now.

His family does.

No wonder his skin changes color that of a charmeleon in the hot sub saharan sun.

sheniqua
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  Re: Boycott South Africa! Boycott Dstv, Mtn Etc! See What They Did To Your Brothers!
« #917 on: June 01, 2008, 04:49 AM » 

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This girl you no go kill me with laff
davidylan sick?
ROFL
I don't think so
me sef I see as the boy come mellow
Maybe he's in love and chanelling his energy somewhere else
even 4play and pataki have disappeared
something must have them on lockdown

This thread don reach almost 50 pages and I don't think I can trash it anymore that it already has been.

Abeg gist me better?   It is good to find love ooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

Even 4 Play has found love too?

I thought Pataki had found love too. . . but it looks like he is back for more.

I wish davidylan well oooooooooooooh.  Glad to know he is getting "some" at last!

You go "Abeokuta Tiger" Woods!

http://vasculitis.med.jhu.edu/typesof/churgstrauss.html

Churg-Strauss Syndrome (CSS)
First Description

Who gets Churg-Strauss Syndrome (the “typical” patients)?

Classic symptoms of Churg-Strauss Syndrome

What causes Churg-Strauss Syndrome?

How is Churg-Strauss Syndrome diagnosed?

Treatment and Course of Churg-Strauss Syndrome

First Description
Churg-Strauss Syndrome (CSS) is a systemic vasculitis. This disease was first described in 1951 by Dr. Jacob Churg and Dr. Lotte Strauss as a syndrome consisting of “asthma, eosinophilia [an excessive number of eosinophils in the blood], fever, and accompanying vasculitis of various organ systems”. CSS shares many of the clinical and pathological features of polyarteritis nodosa (“PAN”, another type of vasculitis). Churg and Strauss discovered that the presence of granulomas as well as the abundance of eosinophils distinguished this disease from PAN. Another name for Churg-Strauss Syndrome is Allergic granulomatosis.

Who gets Churg-Strauss Syndrome (the “typical” patient)?
The typical patient with CSS is a middle aged individual with a history of new-onset or newly-worsened asthma. The distribution of the disease among males and females is approximately equal.


Classic symptoms and signs of Churg-Strauss Syndrome
Asthma is one of the cardinal features of CSS. Asthma symptoms may begin long before the onset of vasculitis – e.g., many years before any other symptoms of CSS arise, and long before the diagnosis of CSS is made. Other early symptoms/signs include nasal polyps and allergic rhinitis.

The next phase of the disease is often marked by eosinophilia, the finding of an excessive number of eosinophils in the blood or in tissues. An eosinophil is one subtypes of white blood cell. Normally, eosinophils comprise 5% or less of the total white blood cell count. In CSS, the percentage of eosinophils may reach as high as 60%. In the picture below, the eosinophils are shown by the dark pink stain.



The third phase of the illness is a vasculitis, which involves the skin, lungs, nerves, kidneys, and other organs. Particular mention should be made of the frequent devastating involvement of the nerves (called mononeuritis multiplex), which produces severe tingling, numbess, shooting pains, and severe muscle wasting/power loss in the hands or feet. The list below contains the organs commonly involved by CSS and the specific disease manifestation(s) in each organ.

Nose
Lung
Skin
Kidney
Gastrointestinal
Heart
Nerve
Nose
Sinusitis, including allergic rhinitis
Nasal polyps




Lung
Pulmonary infiltrates (only one-third of all patients)
Bleeding into the lungs (occasionally)
Diffuse interstitial lung disease (rarely)

Skin
Rashes
Palpable purpura
Nodules (above or below the skin), often at sites of pressure, such as the elbows




Kidney
Glomerulonephritis (inflammation in the small units of the kidney that filter blood)
Hypertension
Gastrointestinal
Lesions (vasculitic) are occasionally found in the GI tract
Granuloma sometimes found in spleen
Heart
Vasculitis lesions in heart, can lead to congestive heart failure or a heart attack

Nerve
Peripheral nerve involvement including pain, numbness, or tingling in extremities (neuropathy/mononeuritis multiplex)

What causes Churg-Strauss Syndrome?
The cause of CSS is unknown but is probably multi-factorial. Genetics may play a small role in the disease, but CSS is almost never seen in two members of the same family. Environmental factors such as exposure to industrial solvents may play a role in susceptibility to this disease, but this is largely speculative. Infections may be the inciting event(s), but to date there is no definitive evidence of this.

How is Churg-Strauss Syndrome Diagnosed?
Among all of the vasculitides, asthma is a distinctive feature of CSS alone. However, not all patients with asthma have vasculitis – only a tiny minority do, in fact. It is the specific combination of symptoms and signs, the pattern of organ involvement, and the presence of certain abnormal blood tests (eosinophilia, in particular) that help the doctor make the diagnosis. In addition to a detailed history and physical examination, blood tests, chest X-rays and other types of imaging studies, nerve conduction tests, and tissue biopsies (e.g., of lung, skin, or nerve) may be performed to help diagnose CSS.

The American College of Rheumatology (ACR) has established criteria that must be fulfilled in order to classify a patient as having CSS. These criteria were intended to distinguish CSS from other forms of vasculitis (for the purposes of research studies). Not all patients meet every criterion. Some, in fact, may have only 2 or 3 criteria, yet their physicians are still comfortable classifying their disease as CSS. The ACR selected 6 disease features (criteria) as being those that best distinguished CSS from other vasculitides. In order to be classified as a CSS patient in a research study, therefore, a patient should have at least 4 of the 6 ACR criteria.

These criteria include: 1) asthma; 2) eosinophilia [>10% on differential WBC count]; 3) mononeuropathy; 4) transient pulmonary infiltrates on chest X-rays; 5) paranasal sinus abnormalities; and 6) biopsy containing a blood vessel with extravascular eosinophils.

Treatment and Course of Churg-Strauss Syndrome
CSS usually responds to prednisone. Initially, high doses of oral prednisone are used in an attempt to get the disease into remission as quickly as possibly (e.g., using oral prednisone 40-60 mg/day). After the first month or so, this high dose of prednisone is gradually tapered down over the ensuing months. Other immunosuppressive drugs, such as azathioprine, cellcept, methotrexate, or cyclophosphamide may be used in addition to prednisone. High doses of intravenous steroids (usually methylprednisolone) maybe useful for those patients with severe disease or for those who are unresponsive to the combination of oral prednisone used with other immunosuppressive medications.

Prior to the advent of prednisone, CSS was often a fatal disease. The majority of patients died from rampant, uncontrolled disease. With present therapy, constitutional symptoms begin to resolve quite quickly, with gradual improvement in cardiac and renal function, as well as improvement in the pain that results from peripheral nerve involvement. The course of therapy can last for 1 to 2 years, although the length and type of treatment depend on the severity of disease and the organs involved. The patient’s response to treatment and the continuation of disease control during lowering of the prednisone dose are the primary determinants of how long therapy is continued. Laboratory monitoring of blood tests is very helpful in gauging the activity of disease. Some of the most useful laboratory tests are the erythrocyte sedimentation rate (ESR) and the eosinophil count.

All information contained within the Johns Hopkins Vasculitis Center website is intended for educational purposes only. Visitors are encouraged to consult other sources and confirm the information contained within this site. Consumers should never disregard medical advice or delay in seeking it because of something they may have read on this website.

Big man, big disease!

With all these, he still wants to stay on as president to loot the country to his grave as a disciple of OBJ.

Whom the gods want to kill, the first make mad.

Poor man dey die of starvation. . . big man dey die of big man disease for Nigeria.

With God, all things are possible.

Well, just like the name sounds. . .Churg Strauss Syndrome, only Germans can figure out what the heck it is.

Cold is catching me


Hungry is catching me


Sleep is catching me.

Old Layer!

Please dress the bed.

I want to vomit.

Bend bend mouth!

Corner corner road.

I beg clear!

Remove your "paaaint"!
Pant=paaaaint.

Jorrof rice.

I beg driver when we reach the junction "remember" me to come down.

Where is the remainder?