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Source: http://www.techkibay.com/2016/05/warri-is-noun-warri-girls-and-iphones.html

Hey guys, this is and edition from techkibay, We call it Warri is a Noun.

All we do here on 'Warri is a noun’ is to analyze and unveil shocking, inspiring, amazing and funny tech happenings on the streets of Warri.

For those who don’t know Warri; Warri is a town, a town in Delta State Nigeria, West Africa in Planet Earth.

Since it is a place and places are noun, therefore Warri is a noun

This story i want to share with you is not a super story but it is a real and amusing story of Sandra (a Warri girl) and an iPhone.

Who is Sandra? She is a pretty girl, a middle aged youth and off course, a friend of mine. Like most youth today, she was in a relationship and had flair for smartphones.

She had used a lot of mega phones which probably ended up either stolen, cracked or broken. That doesn’t stop anything since she could get a new one with just a phone call.

That brings us to her first encounter of an iPhone, I will call it love at first sight. Surprisingly, she just lost one of her Samsung flagship device and so she did all a Warri girl could do just to make the iPhone hers.

When it comes to persuasion, Warri girls are number one. But beware of them cos they can make you go broke and definitely make a guy with no home training go and rob a bank.

Yeah, back to Sandra. She just wanted to have the iPhone, what she wanted to do with it, only God knows.

During this period, if you don’t have money to buy her this so called ‘iPhone’, don’t bother sending her a message on WhatsApp.

It all happened one faithful day; she received a phone call from her guy, requesting them to hook up somewhere in town. Off course she got there, even before time. The good news was that she came back home with a brand new iPhone.

One good thing with girls from Warri is that they always show their mum everything a guy buys for them, although not all of them. Then who’s next to know, it’s the world.

After inserting her sim card, she doesn’t even call the guy first, she calls her friends and this is how the conversation goes.


Her: Hey babe! How you doing

Friend: Am cool

Her: well you know that my guy, the tall and handsome one

Friend: yeah. (Even though she doesn’t remember) What’s up with him

Her: He asked me out today and got me the iPhone I’ve always wanted

Friend: Wow... that’s awesome. Am so happy for you.

Case close, What’s next?

She changes her status on Facebook, WhatsApp and then make a twit on twitter

‘Just got the new iPhone... so happy... love my boo’

Nobody will hear word again, even the local news reporters must carry the news.

Status has been change, she then checks if the camera is original (original?). She takes like 200 selfies just to confirm.

What next, she downloads candy crush and starts living the American dreams. Lol

She kept on living the American dream until this faithful day. She was on her way to the well known 'Estate' at Warri.

As she came down from the cab and started walking with pride while holding her new iPhone, a man ran with the speed of Flash, and zapped the phone out of her hand. Who was it? People who witnessed this said it was a mad man. Unfortunately, he just ran into thin air and nobody has seen him till this day.

OMG!! Miss Sandra cried bitterly, she refused to eat for a week. Friends and relatives had to come and sympathize with her.

Does she deserve this? What do you have to say?

As for me, I love my Warri girls, and I guess you do also, so if you have any interesting story from Warri. Why not share with us, the world wants to know. Don't forget to check on us for another edition of 'Warri is A Noun'

Lol.... Chai... I though it was only in Nigeria that they caught our women mumu.....

She's gotten her iphone 7 ... Case close.

Let here try buying online in 12 months... Then maybe they will give her two iPhone 4

I think we've just got an assistant, who is at your service anytime anywhere. It's Google Assistant

From Siri, Cortana, Hound, all the way to Google Search, and now Assistant, they pretty much started as smarter search engines, but as time passes, they are beginning to look more like a full-fledged assistants; help manage your everyday life, tasks, plans, information, etc.

On Wednesday, Google introduced its new messaging app Allo and it features an interesting new digital assistant.

Bloomberg News put Google's digital assistant by asking questions it a couple of question, some of which were suggested by Artifical Intelligence experts. Other questions were suggested by Google's Allo messaging service.

[size=24pt]This was how the conversation went:[/size]

Bloomberg: [/b]What can you do?

Google Assistant: Here are some things you can ask for: [icons showing travel, restaurant, events, weather, Q&A, translation, games, news and sports categories, along with "fun" activities like poetry recital and "actions" like setting a timer and an alarm].

Bloomberg: What can't you do?

Google Assistant: I haven't tested this. But I'm pretty sure I can't swim [symbol of a swimmer in water]

Bloomberg: Where do you live?


Google Assistant: Google Home [with smile emoji]. But I also have a mobile home [symbol of a smartphone].

Bloomberg: Where did you come from?

[b]Google Assistant: My team at Google made me. They are from all over the world.

[b]Bloomberg: [/b]How much does Google pay you?

[size=14pt]Before we continue, let me tell you the truth![/size]

We are all about witnessing a new era, an era enticing with its numerous promise of better integration and simpler access to information, intimidating with its reliance on artificial assistants in your everyday life, and maybe just a little scary too. But its power and future are unquestionably beyond the grasp of our comprehension today.

If you care to read the whole interview, let me direct you to my blog.

http://www.techkibay.com/2016/09/allo-an-interview-with-google-digital-assistant.html

[size=24pt]Thanks for reading![/size]

Yeah since yesterday...
I saw one Nigerian guy toasting google assistant.
He was like, hey are you single.
Can we hook up?
Google assistant was like...
Do you have a crush on me? Cos am single.
But i live in Mountain view USA and you live in Africa

Yeah since yesterday...
I saw one Nigerian guy toasting google assistant.
He was like, hey are you single.
Can we hook up?
Google assistant was like...
Do you have a crush on me? Cos am single.
But i live in Mountain view USA and you live in Africa

Todesco is the boss.

Hackers at work!

He said he will teach me in 12 months time....i suppose that is when iPhone 8 comes out

Good day boss.

Nice review, hope you will do a review about google allo because the google assistant on allo already conquered Whatsapp.

Google assistant chats like a real person.

I am planning to do a review on my blog also.

ipledge10:
i have opened an iPhone before, When I wanted to change the screen of my 4s,and I don't have $100 to give technicians. It took me 3 days and 3 nights

lol... 3 days and 3 nights

but was the operation successful?

Iceberghill:
yea still d samething can't connect on any browser or app except whatsapp Hv bought data from different network still d samething

If you've confirmed that the network in your location is strong, i ll suggest you call the cusomer care of your network provide. Ask them to send you atomatic configuration and should also look into the matter.

Impressive i must say

Tallesty1:
I tell ya, just look at the Infinix. Plastic, panel and screen, that's all. Nothing protects it from minor falls or water. I was really impressed the first time I opened the inside of an Apple gadget. Everything is cleanly and carefully arranged.

lol... you could add that to your accomplishments cos i havent opened an iphone before.

Are you a phone technician or just a tech enthusiast like me.

Sorry man, i didnt get your rightup well.
Have your tried browsing with a different network?

Hate to be a critix but they have just made an awesome device that my mum can't use.

Not bad at all. I will say it is a hit

Thats why they are called apple and not orange.

Apple does not just care about making an awesome new device but they also care and having the customer's interest at heart

It makes no sense.

Okay allow me counter you.

If samsung makes weapon then why did they sponsor chealsea instead of sponsoring arsenal (Gunners)..

DIKEnaWAR:
Real meaning of Idolatory ?

When you worship gadgets and the likes as if your life is dependent on it.

You crack me boss´. Am just a tech enthusias, no big deal about it.

i believe in God and i see no reason why i should worship material things talk more of the one i cant afford.

Thanks for the comments.

Let somebody praise the Lord!! Apple's latest flagship device has already "been freed from the shackles of its crafty maker ".

Somebody help me shout Hallelujah!

In just about 5 days of its release, the iPhone 7 has already been jailbroken.

This achievement was accomplished by a hacker named Luca Todesco, popularly known as qwertyoruiop. As a proof of the jailbreak, he posted a picture of iPhone 7 running Cydia.

Hate to break it to you guys but if you are expecting a video or tutorials on how you can Jailbreak and iPhone 7 as well then you're just out of luck. For now, Todesco has not disclosed his secret to the public.

If you still think the ordinary iPhone 7 is expensive then you just haven't seen the Glod-Plated one. I bet the price is equal to your net worth.

Kindly check my blog for the 24k Gold-Plated and Diamond Encrusted iPhone 7 & 7 Plus >> http://www.techkibay.com/2016/09/24k-gold-plated-diamond-encrusted-iphone7-7plus.html

[quote author=kennydotkom post=49561101][/quote]lol... Why not try it out

[quote author=kennydotkom post=49561101][/quote]lol... Why not try it out

VhatAmazingDude:
Depends on how you see it. Google owns Android OS. They surely know it all.

Google wants to rule the world without God's permission

they own gmail, youtube, google voice, google news, adsense, adword, bought blogger, bought Andoid, own google search, google news, google plus,

deolu2000:
seriously, it baffles me the way some ppl lavish what others are sweating to get. B4 ppl wl attach my comment, am nt against luxury but wastage is what i detest with a passion.

lol... I think a pefect example is the son of that chinese billoniare. The guy who bought 7 for his dog.

The Devil in human flesh... He was never born by a virgin

nani667:
weird that people are saying Google plus failed.....

The word fail is actually a big word.

Among the numerous reason why i love Google Plus, it's not a failure cos i have a couple of follows there who deem it fit to visit my blog.

But never the less what's your own opinion? Did Google Plus fail?

deolu2000:
Can it call God?

Nah boss. it's just vanity

Hey guys, I saw this Hair Style. It looks strange but i think I Love It


I'll leave it to the fashion lovers.

Give this hair style a caption

Gsmbasics:
To be honest, Google+ really failed big time. but this Allo looks sleek and easy to use.

google wants to rule this world without God's permission.. Lol.


Google Allo will be made available either this week or the next.

I heard rumours that google also wants to add a form of chat or messaging feature to youtube inorder to increase interraction

Google still has plans on opening a social medium platform.
I think its because its google plus could not win our hearts

sanyahkod:
Is a lie.

Op haff not watched Matrix. Since I watched the movie, my faith is strengthened that I can dodge any bullet both near or far. I just need to work on my elastic limit

lol , we leave you to your faith then

RobinHez:
Thank you all for the love you've shown me so far concerning my blogposts on science, I appreciate.

boss, could we talk? Maybe on Facebook