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@ poster, wonder why u posted if indeed it had never crossed ur mind.

I think it crosses every ones mind sometime, its not bad, be rest assured it crosses ur spouses mind too. Its normal,
its like any other decision uve made in life and u wonder if u got it right. It doesnt neccesarily mean u feel any less bout the person; if anything, it makes u understand better ur reasons for marrying him/her in the first place.
If u agree nobody is perfect and that we all have our short comings; then you cannot have a perfect husband or wife, what u have instead are good, considerate, tolerant and caring persons on both sides who have their doubts once in a while.

wrong person, wrong reason, which ever, ure bound to have those doubts once in a while.
know why??

cause we're human.

Officerricky:
Meaning what?

if u missed it then ure a special kind of dumb

Has anyone noticed how the rate of blunders on our newspaper pages has increased in the recent past.
I found the one below on the online version of THE SUN this morning, the 16th of February.

the one bout yoruba women, na few wey don chop Amala tire dey get big nyansh, most of dem fine well well,

especially the one bout Edo girls, i know their corporate HQ for Italy, lol

lol, i feel ya flow, some na true sha!!!

Abu Zola:
Bad joke

see ur sef which joke bad reach ya own??
ol boy nice joke jare, and pls phone a friend!!!

you mean how far the white man has brought the black man

when did NL become a forum for expressing anger, throwing insults and spreading hatred?
Its getting out of hand, someone should pls do something about it. seun?
now this Kwara issue, i am from Ilorin and i really dont care the sex of the ruler, long as he or she gives my poeple good education, good roads, i mean all the basic facilities a modern society should not do without.
and i also dont care if the person is from the saraki family; i used to but after all that bukola did i came to realise that sometimes these things work out for the best. I can boldly say that the present day Ilorin is one in which one can be proud.

In my opinion, i feel yesterdays match was exactly what Nigeria needed. The match showed that our present crop of players are a long way from being what we desire. We need to know we are not good enough and know it now before we embarass ourselves further.
I love the way we were thoruughly humbled even though we won. I see it as a good thing in the long run because our players need to know they are nowhere as a team and come down from their high horses, they should know we are not going to meet teams like Zambia in the world cup and start working hard.

but frankly we need a new coach!!!

i have decided not to watch Amodu and his clowns until the second round that is if they get there, so see u at the quarter finals or back home whichever comes first!!

from the foregoing it appears all the line-ups being suggested (including the poster's) are not too far from what amodu has been fielding.
It looks like u guys are only confirming that he is doing his best with the squad he has.
I would have expected someone to come up with a fresh squad and perhaps with a few of the amodu boys to complete the team. now that would have been interesting, abi?
but then i guess u guys would not have the resources amodu had while picking his squad.

tell her n move on u dont need it!!

felifeli:
You have no point sir. YOU behaved foolishly and this post is CHILDISH.
Learn to walk with your  eyes wide open.  If you make it  a habit of walking with your eyes shut in the middle of an expressway expecting drivers to behave rationally and drive around you , don't expect to live long. Some mad driver will surely hit you and that doesn't imply that all drivers on the road are idiots any more than your presumption should imply that all pastors are thieves.

At this point I think that even if God had originally intended to reward your foolish behaviour with a job, I doubt that He will be inclined to anymore because you have compounded it with a greater foolishness of mocking Him. But then you never know with God !!

bros take it easy, u sound like a pastor, i believe the point of giving is actually what u have in ur heart when u give, it should be between u and ur God. if pastor like let him chop the money e go answer to God.

it seems this issue is being re-threaded over and over under different titles, its getting kinda boring dont u think

@poster
methinks u are very mischievous, what exactly was ur motif for this, no major news network has carried the story and frankly that website doesnt look like that of reputable news agency. What do you stand to gain by this. Does this help our country in any way??
Moderator, i suggest u remove this deceptive thread,

is this confirmed??
i think the poster needs to give us more details of his source before we start mourning or celebrating depending on ur point of view.

@ OMG, ol boy na wahala u start so,
every woman who sees this will want something similar for her wedding,
and every man who sees it will wonder just how much it cost and how that figure will relate to the budget(doesnt ever work) he has for his wedding

in short for most chances of getting married just got a lil bit slimmer

obamacain:
On a lighter note:

A new word has been added to the Oxford Dictionary. Mutallab<mu-ta-lab>;n : A rich kid who attempts to throw his life away for silly

reasons.

Synonyms- 'slowpoke, Ode,'

Usage Examples: 'Are you a Mutallab?' 'Stop this Mutallabness.' 'Get out of the road you Muta-Muta.'

Local Dialect Use>'Wo ma Mutallab ori e', 'Commot for, diaaaa! Mutallab oshi', 'Aga ma Mutallab isi gi kita kita' accepted

Abbreviation> Mu-Mu

nice one obamacain, guess mutallab is now playable, segetz and all other scrabble gurus take note

@babonboard

Really, Islam teaches peace and not violence?  So how do you explain all your Muslim brethren in the north engaged in religious riots and your fellow Muslims that are suicide bombers in ( Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Denmark, Iran, London e.t.c? Based on all the violent campaigns being rained on us by Muslims the world over, its very hard for me to believe that Islam teaches peace.
[quote][/quote]i quite appreciate your point of view and your style of relaying ur opinion but you would agree with me that there are muslims all over the world , lagos, abuja, australia, russia etc how come u never hear of these muslims involved in the sort of acts u mentioned. i am a muslim and i strongly believe Islam means peace however it is all subject to ones interpretation of the religion. Without doubt the indescriminate persecution of muslims the world over for the actions of a few is not helping matters,

@chibuzor
the uni-bomber was a christian are all christians violent, or terrorists
umar faruk is a muslim yes but also a nigerian does this make all Nigerians terrorists, a certain minister of information will answer with a resounding NO

oyb:
umoru are you dead?

ngbo bros umoru answer now

has anybody stopped to wonder if it might be true,

chelseabmw:
@poster
  For richer for poorer
  in sickness and in healt
  till death do u part
  Yes u do>)))
                         U CAN'T QUIT, talk to your wife

lets be very cautious here, if its not goin to work out move on as soon as possible. why? in cases such as this if things dont change 4 the better they change 4 the worse. next thing, causing physical harm to each other or even death (God forbid) but u have to be realistic and face the facts like they really are. If it ever crosses ur mind to hit her or even if u have; bros, better move on it will only get worse.

for instance,

lo yob woh u yed 4 ynoedr,
woh wkaa eb, moo me fes i yde kmpae

meaning,
_{ol boy how u dey 4 yonder,
how waka be, omo me sef i dey kampe [/size][/size][/size]}

bet u it doesnt work with pidgin english!!!

YORUBA ECONOMICS
You have two cows
U kill them both
And throw an owambe party!

IBO ECONOMICS
You have two cows
U make very good counterfeits of them
And sell for the price of the real cows!

HAUSA ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You rear them till they are four
Make sure ur kids rear cows too
And just maintain!

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTANI ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military
aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
French for submarines,
Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs Japan for
equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim
exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk
of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows &
naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
you go on strike because u want 3 cows
GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,
eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the
size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times
the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called
Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
you count them again and learn u have 17 cows
You give up counting and open another bottle of
vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.


NIGERIAN ECONOMICS:
You have two cows
You eat one and claim it was stolen
Call in the Police to investigate
Police arrested everyone living within 100km
Torture them thoroughly until someone admitted
kidnapping the cow
The police instead collected one cow each from
everybody arrested
You have your cow back and the Police now owns a
cattle farm.

nice 1

brozas how this year wan be sef,
if 2006 was
2007 was
2008 was
2009 was
, may our 2010 be