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Top 13 signs to know God is really upset with you:
1 .If you are still Working with Nitel till now
2. When you fail Maths and ... English in WAEC but pass Fine Arts or Geography.
3. When you write WAEC more than Adekunle Chukwuma Ciroma.
4. When you steal a Military Man's phone and he catches you.
5. If your car spends more time with mechanic than on the road.
6. If you are an Arsenal Fan. hehehe!
7. When you are posted to Gombe, Borno or deep part of Sokoto to do your Youth
Service Corps.
8.When you dream of millions in your account while you went to Bed with hunger.
9. When you mistake a super glue for body cream.
10. When you vomit chicken soup inside church during a 3 days fasting and prayer programme.
11. When a Rat eats your name out of all your original documents e.g.
Your school Certificate or credentials.
12 When your only child joins Nigerian Police Force.
13. wen u go report 2skool mgt say lecturer de collect sorting and de chase woman... cm Graduate nw...

mehnnnn, am realling feeling this. I really love the force (minus there unrespectful behavior towards civilians), it gives me joy to see them well dressed and parade. If you have never been in a barracks, you'll not know the fun of it. So stop preaching about there ugliness and try to get closer, you'll definitely love it.

Hmmm, i don finish am

They want to live like the americans without remembering that we're Nigerians. Well, all the same, Nigeria no go carry last nah

When ma brother got his first car, he changed, he became somewhat always angry not tolerating any shit. Gosh, i hated it and keeps telling him. One thing i noticed is that it is everywhere, there's a spirit in the steering wheels that make you insult ppl. No one here would ever vouch he has never said such, even the so called professionally trained drivers do sometimes drive shit, e dey sweet no be small, especially for traffic jam. Omo, if not, na by 2am you go dey reach house. I told ma self i would never insult any one when i start driving....eeehmm, well.

One thing you gotta learn is what exactly keeps you off insulting other drivers. Mine is music, i always play music in ma car anytime am driving. I would never waste a second of a sweet track insulting a d!ck head. Not to talk of the latest 2face album.

But well, once in a while, maybe more than once, i tell those stup!d unripe embryos what they deserve

Nigerian army is known very well for infantry. They were once the best, i dn't know for now.
The problem is that they're not equally trained mentally. They're trained to be animals. That is really killing us

cowgurl: Yes, you weren't but you obviously wanted me to read it.

Or you wanted to get his attention

cowgurl: There, you have it Spikes, Pendo is 101% correct. Systematic desensitization has been proven to be psychologically effective in substituting undesirable/unpleasant behaviours to desirable/pleasant ones.

Why i hate NL babes, so many big big grammer

ArQueBusieR: Very true. You need systematic desensitization/inurement.

@Op; because i like talking to small guys with big teeth and flat nyash e.g Killz

And yes, who's not looking for a little romance,just haven't found my NL cinderela

Nice but still contains legal jargons. The reason Nigerians don't pay tax is because they don't understand it. It is the same reason people hate the fuel unsubsidization, they just don't understand it.

ogugua88: Urkel friend? Loool. It's for the look mostly. I promise you I'm not that blind lol.



Thank God for GPS lol.

Not just for looks, you never check a person's profile till he/she makes an attractive post

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Been around. . . I repented. [/color][/quote] hehehe..joke of the day, will surely tell that to ma future kids

@infinitbin
@spikeschinono

Killz. seriously speaking, ur attitude towards people is nothing to write home about. You don't have to insult ppl around for every little thing you know, this is just a social place not a war ground.

And yes, i think you're an attention seeker...no offense

MsDarkskin? Naaah, she's a kind your mom should never here about.

Ogugua88- her pics can make a guy forget where he is but havent really had a chat with her

Dyt-she's one of the reasons i come to NL, gives an OP the perfect reply

sogisco: lolz.....y wld u say dt...flex is 4k at computer village...if ur interestd, i'd repair d flex and u'd pay 35k...

naaah, am even at Enugu.

Just marvelous, a sweeter sensation

Peterson1993: lol "if i even can" hmm Nairaland webmasters for here no go kill person with laf 4 here ooo. Anywayz no need to scream much. Enjoy yourself since only you can. Chop your rice well....

Na ogbono soup i dey chop o, with akpu. You want?

What are 'they', are u dating the two

Looks nice but seems for only europeans. Though it can also be of benefit to travellers coming to europe.

Peterson1993: You Guys are are getting it all wrong. I hear someone boosting of finishing a pm feature within 1 second Lol... You dont contruct a pm feature but just activate or deactivate it. I was lucky to stumble in an interview of Seun in the net where he explained that the PM feature had to be deactivated due to issue of scamming. But all in all, i dont think it's a great idea cos the lack of pm feature is affecting the traffic of the site cos most guys would have been trooping here dailing just to check their inbox messages. If facebook had not gat pm feature, i dont think i would be on fb today cos i just go there, check my pm and get out. No time for chatting when i gat 8 languages to learn to perfection this year

Eeeehm, you're overexagerating too much when unnecessary. I never said 1 second dull brain, i said less than 5 hours. If actually u can't, well, i can.

And don't read up 8 languages this year cos it won't even make u nerdy or be of any benefit. If you don't constantly use them, they'll evaporate to a better place.

Talking of contructing a pm feature, well yes, cos NL is now custom coded,check the footer and see for yourself if u even can.