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ogugua88: A recent one from OguguaHmmmm, sooo...just that you're not my type. I'll keep looking sha |
[quote author=Mynd_44]You told Cindy that I am broke. Cant you just lie for once? *hisses*[/quote] |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Where is my battle axe? It has been long since this section saw some action. Dude you might wanna mention my name with care[/quote]Sorry lad, i sometimes forget am dealing with kids of intense mental disorder. Well, am sorry once again. FYI, i think you forgot ur battle axe at mama suwe relaxation center |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Are you discombobulated? ![]() |
Flashaldrin: The first place i heard that word is in the film 'sherlock holmes'. He discombobulated one huge guy fighting him by slamming both the guy's ears with his palms. |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]I've always been in love. . .[/color]Inlove with derailing our threads, sadistisizing our posts(hope that word dey for dictionary), and discombobulating the nonentities(mynd_44 on ma mind). Na sapphire86 i dey pity self |
[quote author=Mynd_44]It is sad to see an adult acting like this[/quote]There's time for everything and for this thread, discombobulation is generally allowed. ![]() @sexkillz; whats the meaning of that word self |
**singing** Sexkillz is in love, sexkillz is in love... |
[quote author=Mr..Cork][color=#000099][/quote]And where did this -insert word here- come from |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]No, but there are more effective ways of handling such.[/color]Like discombobulating the idiota ![]() |
Idowuogbo: U b fan rite? Join queue! I don dey sign ribs now o! Ribs and six packs all goes!Fan ni? U dey sign Mr. jay? |
Cuteobi:Dirty tongue, go brush ya teeth joor |
[quote author=Chimezie198@]Spits[/quote]O boy see me oo. You chop winch, abi na idowuogbu u chop ![]() |
hi, send me an email through chinonodld@yahoo.com or call 08035553259 |
Ok.... How i got mine... I called a lady(pls dnt ask me who) who works there, she came to my house and collected my details and passport and 5k, one week later she brought it back. Well, that was really slow. Look, yes Nigeria is corrupt but we're all trying to give the OP information. It is now left for the Federal Government to shun this method but hey, when you're suddenly asked for a national verification id that you'll appreciate Nigeria. For those saying it is fake, i don't blame you sha. You're probably hidden in your mama's house knowing not what the world is. If you can get an international passport in 2days, present it to the embassy and they approve of it, why would you think that a common driver's license cannot be processed that fast. Besides for quite some months now, even before the police where sanctioned to stay off the road, i've never presented my car papers to any one. @OP; its all about choice bro, we're all looking towards a new Nigeria. If you take the new route, you might even be dissapointed in the long run. FYI all, ma license is issued 2nd november 2011, i applied from Enugu and it was issued from rivers..imagine ![]() |
i am truelly ashamed by the way people treat other people just because of their differience in beliefs. This is just a simple matter, respect one's belief and keep hold onto yours. Certainly said, the muslims retarliate to any opposition who seems like a threat or even insult to there deity which will be taken as an opposite to there preaching of peace. People can also misunderstand there religious teachings, but what i believe is that everyone should respect each other's beliefs, this is what they're taught from infancy and you should not expect them to deviate from it easily. |
Another world war..... America is the new hitler, they want to police the world and that will never happen. They need the whole middle east at there foot to attack china, the ultimate prise. You guys need to leave the internet and listen to world news. I would suggest arab tv's and few westernern channels. They need the resources in iran and that is what the east are protecting. They're in phillipeans or so, there easiest route into china and the locals are protesting already. The ultimate price is not the east but china as a whole, the east is just the resources to beat china. |
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that your old domain..where is it, are you still gonna use it for something |
whatever you're doing, never forget backend validation...frontend can always be bypassed. Thats why i always develop a website completely before adding javascript stuffs. |
lol, it now seems like a debate on halla and golf3. well, am talking from experience cos i haven't driven a golf. I asked ma bros too, he's more experienced and knowlegdeable on cars....he said golf3 and yes, that halla is going out of vogue. |
adefash: Hmmm! i'm getting insight.pls i need more posts from those who have used the two or if u know any1 who gas experience with the the two.Yes, the main problem i've had with mine is the two front wheels. But the parts are cheap. My halla is an american model, its a front wheel drive, i think thats why the front wheels give the problem just like other cars have problem with there back wheels. Performance is very good too and it has a lot of space compared to the golf |
mrperfect: Add adsense in mobile version of your site. According to google tos you can't add more than three adsense ín a page.The site doesn't have a mobile version, it's a phbb forum and a wordpress blog for now |
I have some websites with adsense, but as supposed, when i view them on my mobile (opera mini), they don't show up. So i want to ask if i should place mobile ads beside them also or is there another way to do it so that mobile ads show up when they are supposed to. If yes, can i add more than 3 of both on the same page. |
i second that, am driving one for years now and it's superb. Fuel consumption is very ok, you just need to get a good mechanic who knows the car. |
A misunderstanding, he said the baby was born circumcised already to an iman. @Op, you shouldn't post such in the romance section...they're full of --insert word here-- |
doncigalo: @spike C I take it that you're part of those developers that know what they are doing, right ? Your a joke and a disgrace if you consider yourself a developer/designer of any sorts.What can i say... Just a few. I like your kind because they give us courage in pushing forward what we're doing. Maybe its good to read the whole thread before posting your crappyness. Meanwhile, i have nothing to explain to you because as it is, you're not in a position to take my explanation or how you might put it, an excuse. And yes, i do remember you, the guy that lives on trouble(remember *dhtml's thread)...you see, one thing you should know is that, as you're not a web developer, u just don't understand what a web developer has on his mind cos plainly, you don't know us nor do you know the real job. Thanks for pointing out a few things, will look into it in ma free time but please, u really don't know web designing nor usability cos u didn't even find the flaws in that page...never tutor me again. Talking about english...you lack in that unmeasurably. Where you couldn't even copy and paste what you see. But you can have an excuse, afterall english is not your first language, right? |
[quote author=will.i.am]Just did this in photoshop, because the one on that site is bringing your work down P.S: If she likes it, show me tha money!!! [/quote]Very good man, maybe you can add a few colors to it according to the color scheme of the website and replace the 'L' in kulture with the female figure. Never liked photoshop, haven't really got a hold of it, prefers fireworks |
Michky: Most Nigerian developers fail because they are greedy cheap ppl who, like housin agents, want to rip you off at the slightest opportunity. Many of you should have either made it big from referals or patnershp but the 5naira consultation fees and inconsiderate hyper-billin of clients have destroyd most of you. There r many nigerians out there wit gr8 ideas but no funds dat you could work wit and share the spoils but yall r lazy hyennas who wud keep blamin everythin on others.*hiss* I av nt even mentiond d fact that many nigerian developers are olodos. U'r empty upstairs and u know almost nothin about coding. U'r similar 2 ordinary road side fulganizers. God help u al. Imagine i askd 1 of u 2 do a job 4 me. He agreed but said i shd pay 50% upfront which i dint mind. Problem was, dis guy has no contact info (xcpt his fone & email) and he wantd me 2 pay cash @ mr biggs on a public holiday. What if i nd u 2 correct a part of d web app dat i dont lyk? (i askd him). He said av i nt seen his website? If i like his site, i wud lyk wateva he wil do. Idiot! What if he bails? (i askd myself), my 50k is gone wit d wind, just lyk dat! Wel, i dint gv him d free lunch. Haha. & after tryn odas (even wit a/c nos), they cudnt even get it done ryt. Wel, u al shd either work as a unit, or push d best 1s 4ward, or stop calin urself developers cos u S.uc.k!I laugh in swahili... 50 percent ni, bros, i dey collect 70 percent upfront before i even open ma fireworks for a mock up. Your use of the phrase most nigerian developers is an exageration. Do you know how many Nigerian developers we have, how many of them did you discuss the job with, 5,10 or lets just say 20. Well am sorry for your plight but most Nigerian developers know what they are doing, they are just not noticed. The guy that said you should pay in mr biggs might be a scammer but that doesn't mean every Nigerian developer must have an office. Infact most Nigerian developers are freelancers |
cryptic: I also think it is very imbecilic for you to say I stupidly generalized when I said the fact. The bold statement is also absolutely incorrect. Most websites being built here use CMSs(Most either use wordpress or Joomla). The banks use frameworks. Listen dude, as far as IT is concerned, Africa is in its infant stage of development. I lived in America for quite a while and I have met with quite a number of IT pros. I met with John Resig the Javascript Evangelist( The inventor of Jquery) in 2009 after the 2009 Jquery conference and I was inspired. Don't get me wrong, I am not trash talking our jobs here but the Poster said the fact.I never said the opinion of the poster is irrelivant, we have too many problems that are not even listed here. And like i said, most not ordinary websites doesn't use cms, i think you need to read my comment again. Who wants to create another cms for his blog, they go for wordpress. It is a very wise decision to me, performance and speed wise, no need to reinvent the wheel, not to talk of this kind of wheel. Do you think its that easy developing with a platform than from scratch. what you don't know, you don't know it, so you must learn a platform before working on it. Am not talking setting up wordpress, installing themes,plugins and making posts...No, am talking of developing a full feature rich wordpress theme that serves more than blogging. Am talking of hacking wordpress core for performance,high efficiency and reliability. Yes, africa is still in the infant stage, but we're good....we don't have to be john resig because we cannot be compared with him, not because we can't be better but because of the differience in opportunities we have. And sorry to say this but yes, you're trash talking our jobs. cryptic: As for the website you asked me to take a look at, I will try to detect if there is either a framework or maybe a CMS. If it is a hand coded job, then I think it is a really great job but the developers of the website have to work on the UI as the UI is really poor.[quote author=cryptic]Hehehe...thank you very much. FYI though, that is the first public launched website of a php enthusiast. Frameworks are good, they help us meet deadlines and CMS' are the little devels that can do incredible things if found on the hands of a specialist...u can never guess what i can do with wordpress. UI ni, abeg leave that thing for now, i am always more worried about the backend....but don't worry, UI will be totally enhanced to the maximum soon,i am a lover of what i see. |
cryptic: Show us what you are made of sir. You can't just debunk my assertion. Give us links to jobs you built from the scratch.Like he said, speak for yourself...that is a very stup!d way to generalise on developers. I want you to make a list of 10 nigerian made websites that are not of the ordinary (i.e no blogs, no forums).... 9 of them are developed from scratch. I hope you're not also taking frameworks as platforms. Well, here is one, www.infinitbin.com... Not even a framework is used, the only outside code is phpmailer. seriously, don't insult nigerian developers ever again, they're worth more that u can imagine(yes, i have proves). Our only problem is lack of oppurtunities, funding and the worst, the bad name our yahoo yahoo brothers has given to us. |
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