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Lol police don give them "fresh" haircut

Dear God please may we never disgrace our parents, may our children never disgrace us

Force a usb cable up his urethra. Digital crime, digital punishment.

People are hustling you dey dey waylay them.

There are moslems here in this group .even the moslems in the north would not want it because it means more kidnapping and more terrorism

snapshot:
I think I was 1994,I went with some secondary school friends to Tarkwa bay beach.My friends knew I am ijaw and so they wanted me to impress them with my swimming skills

I got into the water and started swimming,while some stood on the shore hailing and encouraging me to go on,I got carried away by the hailings and started swimming deep away from shore,sudenly I realized how far I have gone and decided to turn back,it was then I realized that I was in a big trouble.

Coming back became an almost impossible task,as I was beginning to get tired and was far from the shore.
Nobody knew what I was going through at this point so they waited patiently for me to get back to land.
At a point I gave up and decided to rest while I was still far from land,but at this point something miraculous happened,my legs hit the floor.till today I don't know what happened,that place was supposed to be very deep and I would have drowned.

I rested for a while,regain strength and swam back to shore.My friends where hailing me for daring to go that far,but I was speechless, because I was wondering about what just happened.

God spared my life that day because He had a plan for me.

Sandbar i think sailors call it.. raised areas of sand under the water.. boats are careful not to hit them

Man must be strong when it comes to woman ... And vice versa

Wetin man and woman wahala don cause for this world eh?

Better .. because I will soon buy my yatch

Busted brain cat.. its eyes popped out from the force.. very cartoonish yet terrifying..

Poor cat .. if na yankee this thing happen you for don come back from vet checkup, bathed and getting fat by now.. Your owner would have shared your pics online and showered you with excess love...

. but here in Nigeria they no even know say u be cat and them bust your head sotey ur eyes pop out ..sorry.

Three blades is better for that brush cutter.. buy it qnd a file to sharpen and you can clear a lot of thick bush by yourself.. well done.

Go to a bis atop and as a driver or conductor

Isolate at once.. it may be parvo.. clean the area and feeding bowls

See fine boy don stain im life..

Might as well be walk on piss.. orange juice or water

Gay training sex,. Shit stinking sex, smelling bedroom sex,. No thanks make the other one wide sef i go manage am

Because of side mirror, four dead. Small power too dey shack us for Naija.

Im sure the cow is still alive o.

This one is an unwarranted violence, Fulani should have apologized, OPC should not have overeacted

Regardless:
Hey guys,
Omoh I weak ..... The good, bad and ugly comments are welcomed.

Bro better let sleeping dogs lie.. even you and me wey dey talk were we there when we were being conceived. Hope u never tell the guy you found her.. this post sef is dangerous cos he might read it.

Well this shows its likely it was an intentional killing. Lets see what the jury says .. A white woman accused of killing an 'African' black man.. in racist America

Many of our African bros are in highly toxic - Master - Slave type relationships with white women abroad for the sake of papers.

I met one guy based in Germany, he said his white wife who is much older insisted he reduce his work hours so he can be home to 'perform'.

The song is sweet.. the igbo and shayo sef dey sweet, spotify and twitter are making sweet profits.. It seems you are the only one that's bitter

I love travelling to my farm with my boerboel on the front seat.. all those "Wey ya paper, and "Come down " turned to "Hah.. see dog! See as im mouth big ... Oya dey go"

Stop seeing yourself fall in your mind, see yourself riding safely and arriving safely. I

Learn learn learn.. learn friction zones, target fixation, positioning and every other thing about safety on 2 wheels. Check msgroup.org or use Google

Wear proper gear.. good helmet and boots minimum. Be wary of junctions and intersections .. most bike accidents happen there.

Be wary of vehicles behind . In fact be wary of everything esp the road ahead . Look where u want to go not at the threat or obstacle

When your fear goes develop it back don't get reckless, always ask yourself what if this goes wrong, don't feel like king of the road

Above all say this prayer every day Lord as i go ou now bring me back safely in Jesus name, i cover the road and myself and my bike with the blooood of Jesus!

Tiger may be slightly bigger than Lion but Lion remains King of beasts.

In India they say wear a human face like mask on the back of your head in the jungle because tigers attack men most from behind

Owning a gun is not child's play . pun unintended

Sad o

matrixme:
They even did partial. One side covers more than the other.

Nigerians don't understand.. 2 star hotels do this.. 2 rooms per ac. i e 2 star

To me Morayo is a good tv host. It's an individual opinion talk show so everyone has their opinion. If the issue needs elaboration they bring in an expert for his/her view. A tv host has to control allotments of speaking time so sometimes she might have to change the topic. Her views are not TVC view

Even though TVC is owned by Tinubu it has some excellent elements of incisive intelligent and balanced journalism. Eg Journalists Hangout.

Conversely is Mr Abati a god that he was so triggered because someone called him Reuben? A bit too much ego if you ask me.. besides the greatest men are usually known only by their first name.

StagethemTVee:
You can say that again. There was a night I got into katsina Town from Kano at 1am. And I still got to my quarters at Yahaya Madaki way safe. I bet you ate at Katsina city restaurant? Daura was so calm with schools here and there.

Yea Katsina City Restaurant, Goma Hotel for N500 isi ewu, and the other hotel near gra for chicken and chips.. i forget the name. Me sef night waka i dey do small small that time with no issues. Its a shame.

StagethemTVee:
The same Funtua, malufamshi, dutsima, and katsina Town I used to go up and down while serving?

F@#$ing bastards.. Cowards killing the brave .. i also served in Katsina.. i also travelled upan dan the whole state that year doing video coverages for Nysc redeemed fellowship, that was my start in media.. Katsina was so calm, beautiful and peaceful. I even got to Daura Buharis hometown .. Umaru Yar' Adua must be rolling and sighing in his grave

kmaster007:
Abeg Wetin dem dey use am do self

I tire o ..the uses of ivory can be replicated by carving plastic or marble.. na elephant wey dey take over a year carry belle them go dey kill for its teeth..

Chinese people use all sorts of stupid things for food/medicine many of our animal heritage are destroyed and made extinct to satisfy them eg.. rhino horn ..eg donkey skin.. donkeys don dey extinct for Africa and Nigeria small small

superCleanworks:
You did not try at all. You messed up.

so you only pushed him to the ground and left?
You should have kicked him in the balls too so that his wife and kids will ask him why he is walking funny.

Ah ahh? As a man you can say this ? Lol

I don know say na boerboel.. only boerboels can instill such love lol

Lol.. the fear of endsars