Blindersoff:
Paul Enenche, David Oyedepo, Miyetti Allah, et Al are all complicit and sitting on this table.

Nobody is above God and the country.

God teaches love and peace while his so called followers preach hatred and division and then you wonder which God they truly represent.

Arrest them all

This shows you don't know what hate speech entails. If the pastors above should be arrested then you are one of the many things wrong with this country.

Rest in peace to the dead.
Our journey on Earth shall never be cut short.

May God's anointing never cease to flow in life.... You're an inspiration to this generation.

zone51:
Is this not the gay guy thanking God bobrisky hasn't snatch his girlfriend from him?

Oga there's time for everything nah

MeanChris:

Ganduje is your god
El rufai is your master
Tinubu is your saviour
Maina is your angel
Babachair lawal is your guardian
Kemi Adeosun is your role model
Yahaya bello is your best friend
Burutai is your business mentor
Magu the illiterate is your teacher
Abba kyari is your distant uncle
Orji Uzor kalu is your special assistant
Okorocha is your ibeberism correspondent
Akpabio is your EFCC spokesman
Lai mohammed is your pastor
Pained Zee

Can't stop laughing.... I like this

ollah2:



Dont write like a forth grader, they said " They have technically defeated Boko haram" which is somewhat true because they held more territories, killed more people and posted loads of videos during the previous administration.

Politicians campaign with anything so gullibles like you will believe then vote for them. The same way Atiku is campaigning with restructuring because that's what you want to hear.

If by holding more territories and releasing most of the Boko Haram that was arrested and also by paying ransom is what you refer to as defeat then FG have defeated the Boko Haram .

RIP TO THE DEAD....... SO UNFORTUNATE... MAY GOD SAVE FROM US FROM THIS EVIL CALLED BOKO HARAM

Jodekss: nincompoop
a)stupid
b)intelligent
c)servent
d)smart

contrite
a)remorseful
b)happy
c)slow
d)fast

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1.a
2.a

Jodekss: Choose the best option to fill in the blank.
By the time we reached the opposite bank, the boat was sinking _______.
(a) first
(b) fast
(c) firstly
(d) fastly
(e) none of the above.

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Fast

Jodekss: [size=17]Fill in the gap with an appropriate word.

She's very hard-working ________ not very imaginative.[/size]

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But

Jodekss: [size=17]last slang of the day: 'uptight'
If you are'uptight (adj)', you are worried or nervous and not able to relax.
Examples:
Hey! Why are you so uptight?
Don't get uptight about the exam - just do your best.
Can you cite an example using this slang? Give it a try!
Do share this slang with your friends and let them try this too.[/size]

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I was abit uptight about the U-17 final world cup

Jodekss: Complete the sentence.
We ___________ (invite) to the party but we dint go.


Happy Sunday in advance sirs and mas...

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Were invited

Jodekss: Which of the following sentences is incorrect?
(a) His mother scolded him of breaking her favourite vase.
(b) His mother scolded him for breaking her favourite vase.

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B

Jodekss: [size=17]panache
|pəˈna sh; -ˈnä sh |
noun
1. flamboyant confidence of style or manner : he entertained Palm Springs society with great panache.
2 historical a tuft or plume of feathers, esp. as a headdress or on a helmet.


The model paraded in front of the celebrities with (i)____ ; it was impossible to tell that this was her (ii)____.
Blank (i)
A. trepidation
B. consternation
C. panache
Blank (ii)
D. first assignment
E. normal gait
F. real persona...[/size]

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B nd D

Jodekss: [size=17]Having_____the work, I went out.
e. finish
m. finishing
m. finished
a. none of the above.[/size]

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Finished

Evry goat nd chicken wil step on nigeria toe den cum bk to apologise... Minister ur apology is nt acepted. Tomorow china wil say their own nd apologise, r nigerians dat dumb??

Nigerians has so many differences, they hate each oda so much dat there z no hw we cud undastan ourselves... If sumtin gud hapen to either a yoruba or igbo everybdy wil b praisin nd rejoicin wit d prsn al tribes wil say WE R 1 NIGERIA buh if d reverse z d case dat z wer u wil c dat sum pples brain is 2 b served to d dogs. Tribalism evrywer igbo dispise yoruba, hausa dispise igbo nd yoruba dispise hausa. Y cnt we use our difference 2 build dis nation.
In terms of religion it wil b christians against muslims. Aren't u shamed of ursefs? Hw cn Nigeria b beta if we continue lyk dis? We r supposed to use our differences in creatin a favourable country 4 our unborn generation rather we use it in brgin dispute... Wch way Nigerians

exxell: Biafra is now in the finals.... I see Biafra Everywhere I go! Thank you Iheanacho.

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Must u brg tribalism issue here? It pple lyk u dat has made nigeria wat it is today. Eaglets dat playd d match playd wit undastanin nd harmony, nw u want to cause trouble. Is it only iheanacho dat is playin? Witout team work wil he b able to score? U r a disgrace to igbos