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evn day students know how to smoke garri. she must have been brought up outside naija. no pun intended oh!

tracy chapman: FAST CAR!

im spoilt rotten. truth be told.

because sugar no dey na why dem dey squeeze face!

@ OKK
abi you no put sugar?

ha. who would put garri in a pipe and smoke it?
no be for naija dem born you. cool down oh!

funkilicious:
I still don't agree with u. smoke is sumtin that is on fire or burnin or in the process of, if i'm rite.

smoke is a slang girl. we all smoke garri. gosh! where have you been?!

Yeah, now go and cry to your skydaddy.

@nferyn

no one talks about God like that and gets away with it!

lalaboi are you sure you are nigerian?

'little man' was so horrible. it was so unrealistic and stupid. i dozed off in between.

do u know anything more beautiful than a woman?

which one be ehn?

many times. drinking garri for me is like an out of body experience!

lalaboi
i'll tell you what will happen. the heavens will open and you'll hear angels singing mendel's halleluyah chorus!

congrats oh! so how old are you now? or it is a state secret?

sexy is a state of mind. its also in a woman's movements and eyes.

@lalaboi
did u just celebrate ur bday. saw someone congratulating u on another thread?

i for call seun to seperate fight.

there's sexy without being too revealing.
you dont have to see an inch of skin to consider a woman sexy. we have women looking sexy in traditional clothes and bou bous . am i lying anyone?

definitely a woman!

what's going on btw jaybaby and lalaboi?

all serial killers are caucasian males!

i meant to say
if you can't do it, just say so and don't say society doesn't accept it. that one is your own invention.

excuse me - what has age got to do with it? as long as science has proved that the pussy does not age in direct proportion to the numerical age of the woman. According to Methalonimus, the great biologist and mathematician, if a woman's age is 36, then in parallel assumption, the real age of the pussy is actually 17, meanwhile, for a man who is 36, then the real age of the prick, compared to ancient mamallians, is generally equal to 54, because of the many uses the man has put the prick. Therefore, summarising, age has got nothing to do with it because as long as the two ingredients are still working, then, all is well.

Therefore, if your pussy is 56, give it to a prick of 16, or vice versa, it is all the same.

@ferlic
make you tell them!
they dont know that science has proven that a man actually reaches his sexual peak at 25 years? and women peak in their forties?
its a matter of personal choice. if you cant do it, just say so and do say society doesn't accept it. that one is your own invention.

you women are even the ones that make society treat you the way it does. when a woman reaches 25 sef they'll tell her she's old. so what if a younger man wants to marry you? why should it matter?

what has age got to do with anything?