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evilspirit: can you elucidate on this?

imagine she told me to get a LovePeddler to do it if i really want it and that she will never do it.

Your wife enjoys being a lickee but doesnt want to be a licker? Funny. You dont need a random woman to make you feel good. she just feels pressured. She probably lets you do it to her because you pressured her. Relax. Just make the best of your intimate moments. One day she'll shock you.

Your wife is inhibited. You need to pour her some wine.. . . . . It will set her free. Lol. She'll be deep thr.oat.ing you in no time.

$25 million:
your name fits your appetite. No matter a man's intimate prowess, a woman like you is a million times prone to bed-hop

Hush.

I love s.e. . xx. No apologies. I love my man sexually aggressive because of the kind of sex i like to have. i prefer to have sex everyday. A woman's libido can be stronger than a man can contend with.True talk. Some guys just dont have it in them to go multiple times a day or a week regardless of how men are portrayed as randy billy goats. My dear, its not likely you will change his appetite no matter what you feed him or wear. He may not even be affectionate on top of the sparse sex. Ugh! How much do you value your marriage? Make it Work. There are other options but those may lead to another scandalous thread.

aaliyaSA: I'm surprised at how easy it is to share a traumatic experience on a forum with a whole lot of strangers n yet u won't talk about it to the people closest to u. My most traumatic experience would b finding out at 9weeks pregnant that my baby has a chhromosomal abnormality and that I would either miscarry or my baby wld b stilborn or live only for a few hrs. Then to carry full term knowing this and anticipating the worst, having a C Section and then holding ur baby for 5hrs waiting for the last breathe.

Chei nwanne,
It is well.

Nothing worse than a guy who is oblivious to his woman's needs both with the big things and the small ones. Good thing you make a salary and can do for yourself. Let him know how you feel. Most selfish people dont know they sell fish.

Winneygirl out with your story already, Lol. Dont make me drag it out of you.
This thread is a good avenue to unburden. We've got stable folks on here.

He fired the gun with his big toe?
Lawdy . . . . He meant business.

Yoged,
It is well. Thank God for strong women. Many widows dont remarry. Dunno how they do it.

serubawon
I'm working chrismas eve. No respite. We are in chrismas mood sha. The tree is up.

She is probably camping in the hospital with the little one.
How is everyone preparing for Christmas?

i have several tattos. It is not a big deal. Got them after marriage.

At the end of the day health risks, perpetual discomfort will all be worth it to some for the brea.sts they want. Free country last time I checked.

jidegirl12: You are very funny, even a simple root canal has its own risks...lol, well you can can scare jjcs(is that right?) with your testimonies

The real jjcs would be women who have not lugged around foreign objects in their bodies. Take a heed from people who have been there and have not slept since the surgery.

Congrats on your daughter's birth!!
it is WELL!

@serubawon
Happy birthday. Many happy years ahead.

@edakedkay
what do you mean derail the thread? This thread has been derailed to jericho and back. Adult people thread. We always tie it in nicely and get back to the matters at hand.lol.
okay true talk now.you need to take your meds. dont be a bad girl. Look at hubbys efforts. I too had difficult pregnancies. something about being pregnant just makes my body protest and go crazy. My kids are precious.God will see you through to the end in Jesus name.

@ Serubawon
Which gele and asoebi might take a while? Tell Olori to come around already. She snagged herself a man not a boy. Come to think of it she might actually enjoy the chase and turns more than you do.

@ thiefofhearts
Did you imply a couple of posts up that only yoruba men can blend families? That's absurd.

@ jennykadry
I just changed the sheets so I am off to pick a fight. . . .can't waste this Saturday oh.Lol.

^^^^ I was wondering since you said she divoced 7 to 8 yrs ago and the daughter is 6. Meanwhile I think what you enjoy is the make up **Ahem* *after she riles you up. We all know how exciting that can get.Lol. meanwhile have you merged lives already? Like living together and merging finances?

^^^ That's eh.. . . . .
That was strange. She was definitely not the right one.

@ Serubawon
I'm glad things are going so well. I did the math. Her daughter is not by her ex husband? . . . . . . .not that it matters much. I felt kinda weird when you said this relationship is better than the one with your late wife. Could it be because its still new and in the passionate phase? It would hurt my feelings if my hubby said that about someone he just met. True talk here. I would tell him waka fromthe grave. LOl.

Salsera,
These 2 kids that I have leave me little time for much else. I was just reading the thread in between feeding my son and folding laundry and what did I see? Love and all things related to it. Lol.

What has been going on with you? You should give me your email.

At least Olori did not ask you where your kids will live after the wedding. LOl. You can all be one big happy family. So you didn't tell us the sordid glorious details. How old is she? I'm assuming age appropriate. How long ago did her marriage end? Do you plan to legally adopt her daughter? I know, I know plenty questions. But you see, this is why this learning thread cannot die because there is still a lot of blending to be done which we can learn from. Keep us informed. You can stay anonymous. Why do I feel like she should be screened by the nairaland aunties? Lol. Anyway if you have given her the stamp of approval I guess she's A okay!! Congrats to you!!!

I've been AWOL but this turn in events is amazing!! WOW. Serubawon. I am happy for you. Happy the kids get along. Happy you feel butterflies again. Good things come to them that wait oh. Who is that saying you shouldn't post pics? *fumes**
All I know is we have to see this *thing* to a logical conclusion. One picture to email perhaps? LOl.

Congrats to you. You must be excited and a little overwhelmed. Its only natural.

Its been a while good people. People that just returned from Naija where are the goodies? @ Serubawon what exactly traumatized you? Too many chicas trying to get a piece of you? Or just the mosquitos? Lol.

@ OP
What you need is a boyfriend. Geez! All this running after someone who has deliberately tuned out is real bu*lls*h**it.

Chaircover, strip to which wrapper? Sorry I've never been a wrapper tier. It'll be jeans till I'm 99. Lol.        

@ Moremi2008 please don't shatter our illusions of Serubawon.You've put his handsomeness to question. Hope he's not a cross eyed midget with knock knees. Lol.

Small children here ke? We've got family people here. Complete with kids! Such exciting lives we have. Lol.I've abandoned other threads for only this one. Serubawon is that not your charm working?

Lol. Please sentence me Jenny. Its weekend. That kind of imprisonment is highly welcome.

Yeah you Serubawon. You've charmed all the women on this thread . Don't we just have the hots for guyys that put their kids first? Lol. All the oohing and aahing. No be small thing so tey pesin no recognize Jenny again.

I remember a certain someone attacking me on a certain thread aeons ago. Lol.