This is a joke right?

Na real Dame Patience. Funny as heck.

I cant imagine my mother walking my brother's girlfriend out of his apartment. Damn! It will not be good. I mean for her. And by her I mean my mom, lol.

jump to the next white woman. She may be 'the one'.

ms sierra leone looks like kate henshaw nuttal.

lajaja,
You cant just disappear for days on end without continuing this playa saga. I cant be at work working on my spreadsheets wondering why you leave us hanging for days. This memoir needs to be revitalized or else i'll take the thread over and relay my own memoir, lol.

Why do people think shipping off their kids to Naija instantly installs respect and good morals? Keep your kids with you in the U.S where there is healthcare and opportunity and play an active part in their lives.

maybe she's a witch and has been told at her coven that she needs to contribute her quota of s!e!men.

Seriously maybe shes already on birthcontrol. Are you guys exclusive?

the plot thickens.

All those missed opportunities? Damn!
Sex with with aggressive worn out ashi? Yuk!
Sex with an about to be married woman? Wack!

i sure did. Lol

a lawsuit is in order.

they've bn adding burantashi to suya pepper? No wonder! Lol.

80k? Is that naira?
If it is how about he looks for a better job  or you get whatever part time job is available in  your town?

Day 2.
Lajaja where are you?

Coke or coke?

bia daduke and inked nerd where are you walking off to this friday night? To go and do bipolar things abi?

agoin beans.

a total stranger? You cant just leave us hanging here oh bros. To be continued when?

tiptoeing around peeping at hauwa is his own symptom of being bipolar. Abeg OP were you seen by a proper doctor?

Ika make sure that pammy is not diluted oh.

ika you are here? You can squeeze in beside me in the front row. Let all the bodily fluids not splash on us sha.

chei Hauwa. Lol.

ehen ehen what did Hauwa do? Lol.

a self servicing bipolar player? Hot damn! This thread just might take the cake. I will watch it all unfold.

hopefully those pastors can reinstate her periods by their fervent prayers.

pec implants. Horrible.

yoruba American? I go die oh.

they are both justified, . . . And this is not me trying to be funny. Its only someone who is in a hellish marriage that knows.

with all her health problems why would you think sending her to nigeria is a good idea? Ask her what she wants. I doubt she will want to return. Perhaps enrolling her in a health and wellness program will help her see the importance of a better diet to help her ailments.

seems to me that men are able to pack up and seek blissfully happy even after forty years of marriage. They upgrade. . . , . . Whatever that means. Little guilt or regrets. Did I also mention they get to keep all their friends too who understand that men will be men?

lol. He already sounds like he has perpetual allegies or a bad head cold. His attempts at an American accent make my ears almost bleed.