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In Nigeria that i come 4m--It's not acceptable 4 You 2 date an Older Lady

says who? eh? says who?

Yeah Mukina have u sampled Obasanjo?Go for him.

yuk. the stuff my nightmares are made of.yuk!
to sample obj one has to wear a gas mask!

tampons.
seriously pads weigh me down and i am so concious of them. checking and rechecking on it. drives me crazy. with tampax u forget u are on your period and you go about your daily activities.why would anyone use anything else?

@ topic
its really crazy! i used to know this old women when i was young that had the worst case of whitlow ever! her hand was so swollen! anyway its really ludacris to imagine that she must have fingered someone to get it. im laughing my ass off. she was so old and it was in the 80's . she cudnt have been a lesbian ke?

tru tok! original ijebu garri no need sugar!

@lalaboi
original ijebu is sour. slaps like hell. cant drink it without sugar oh.

Try garri and sugar with ice cold water and hot moin moin, your life will never be the same again

@davidylan
true talk. you'll be born anew!

segun took me to this nice posh restaurant. ive never been to a place like this. was trying so hard not to appear bush. i took one look at the menu and i almost couldnt recognise anything on the menu. i ordered the first thing there. hope i'll be able to eat it when it arrives.
anyway i turned to segun and i said. "we have to talk"
i want to know about the other woman. your wife or ex wife. i dont want any drama. i want the whole truth. it seems she still likes you.

@star01
quit fronting!

the fool actually followed me in there. my mind was racing. i think he's trying to rape me! i tried to close the door but he was pulling on it with me. i started screaming and calling for help. he started begging me to stop and went back to the living room. i stayed in the toilet and locked the door firmly. when i came out he was gone. how was i going to face him tomorrow at the office? anyway just as i was recovering from my fright my door bell rings and its segun. he was

@thief of hearts

for real. he's so old men. belongs in the museum!

I have many female friends (hell, even my best friend is a girl!) and i love talking on the phone. at times it irritates my girlfriend, but nothing is happening! It gets to a level, since i know she isn't too keen on the idea, but if i need to answer a call from one of them, i leave the room! Does this mean i'm cheating? NO! My girlfriend has several male friends, i don't sweat it when a guy calls her. the only time i lost it was when some dude called at about 3am (Glo midnight call), i took the phone and let him have it!

@texazzpete
why are you contradicting yourself
you admitted it irritates your girlfriend when you talk to other girls!  . it may be nothing now. but one day it will be something.
a guy called her and you took the phone? and let him have it? why? you should have left them to talk now. i thought you were understanding. even if its 3am. "its just a friend". just her friend and theres nothing.!!
se you see that it makes no sense!
i think we are saying the same thing. a marriage doesnt need those nonsense calls!

irritated. how was i going to tell him i wasnt interested without hurting his feelings or getting fired. my boss is married with 6 kids. and i know his wife. she comes around the office and she's a good woman. besides my boss has bad teeth from eating gworo! yuk. i tried to tell him to put on his jacket. but instead he started taking off his shirt. i saw his eyes staring at my boobs and his mouth open like a fish out of water. i knew he was up to no good. he started coming towards me and

this is the craziest joke ive heard in a long time. only a blonde chic could pull this one off! roflmao!

tracy chapman. "she's got her ticket"

@topic
last time i checked, you can marry anyone you want.
but differences is what kills a marriage. little petty differences. its always easier when you roll with someone who understands ur culture and sees things the way you do. if you decide to marry a 'foreigner' you should be ready to compromise cos you know their ways are not our ways.

I am profoundly deaf with wearing a pair of hearing aids behind the ears. Yes, I do qualified for coehlear implant by audiology---but I TURN DOWN because I am proud to be deaf that GOD CREATES ME uniquely. I do date both deaf and hearing guys, no difference.

@uspry1
i agree with you that there's no difference btw deaf guys and hearing guys. i definitely agree!