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You guys should ease up on nemesis. It is not that serious. Questioning her suitability as a wife now? C'mon.

@ nemesis e don do. We know you know him. He'll probably not be frank here anymore as per everyone in church will now be updated by you!

I've been off this thread for a minute. Definitely things have taken an interesting turn. So someone here knows serubawon huh? Pls keep the mystery for the rest of us. It makes it all more delish.
So Serubawon any recent dates? If you attend a Nigerian church there are a thousand sisters and ushers willing to cook and clean their way into your heart.

Be ccareful. May be a scam. Too many people being burned with fictitious jobs.

Oh no! That's terrible.
Anyway maybe the stars have aligned for you to get with pretty girl. , just saying.

A lot has happened. Geez I've been on sabbbatical from NL. Anyway serubawon I'm glad you,ve found your love. I wish you guys great happiness and I'm glad the kids approve. One thing though I.ll say is that with the way you. Love your kids and want their happiness to be priority you also have to remember that your woman is a bride first and should ot be smothered with the great commission of mothering your kids. God bles. Put up that pic quickly.

No. Never. Hell will freeze over first, and yeah I went to a boarding school in naija so I know.

Marry a guy for just his looks and watch your bills pay themselves. Pfff!

is it because she told you? Marry her jor.

what's the big deal? Men step out on their pregnant wives all the time. Is her offence greater cos she's the one carrying the baby? Make we hear word jor.

I spy a baby bump

Deal breaker. Get astepping.

I'll keep this simple. I agree with your husband. Let him bag groceries if he has to. Foolish pride has never been known to do much good.

There was this guy. Lets call him T. He was a physical fitness trainer. Body of a god yet unassuming and real nice. I really really liked him. Well we got real close and sexted like crazy. Then came the day when I was in his crib and one thing led to the other and I saw his ding a ling. OMG. That thing was huge! Usually women pray to land a big one. Its very like winnng an oscar. In this case it was alarming. Hanging almost to his knees like a horse. I was horrified. I fled for dear life and avoided him thereafter. That my comrades was a defect. A real one.

no matter how low paying his job was surely he has some savings somewhere. Totally flat indeed.

^^
I typed o.r.*ga*s*mi!c not glorious. This annoying habit of changing words sef.

You can tell she's uninhibited and orgasmic. You either like or you dont. I doubt very much she stays up at night worrying her haead about haters.

He does have a wierd butt.

Cee Lo's F---k u song made it ?

Well I never!

He belongs in a museum.

Men arrive in marriage severely damaged and used up. You just have to make do with the remnants. Ugh!

long suffering.

If you still refer to it as 'in abroad', you should be full of regret.

@ Spikecylinder

Thanks for a good laugh. I honestly cannot stop laughing.  

Im tired of topics on keeping men. Wetin?!
For the last time you cannot mop or cook your way into a man's heart.No matter how great you are at keeping house, you have no control over his loins.

Aloy+Emeka:
If priests can conduct weddings, why can't babalawos do the same?

Maybe if they had powers vested on them by the state (like is recited at real weddings) then we'd be talking.
I guess it was a traditional marriage. Anything goes these days. A herbalist is supposed to be a herb doctor.

So he rented a hotel where 12 herbalists were invited to conduct the wedding ceremony.

Herbalists conduct weddings now?

It must be wierd sharing a man.

I'm selfish and insatiable. It will not work for me.

Ujujoan:
And somehow the stoopidity of the post is yet to diminish!

*shakes head*

buhaha

he squeezes your neck? You're joking right? Leave him quickly. This one na real bad market.