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@ ugwumba
all your years in the netherlands and you still havent learnt that marriage is bigger than her cooking for your lazy behind?

not looking. sorry.

80% of men are a waste of time and calories in bed

@neelse
hehehehehehe!

then eat out. what's the biggie? na mamaput you wan marry?

funny. drastic situations require drastic measures oh!

Babyosisi get oyinbo tongue
In my place they commend the person who cooks with the most pepper

@ josboy4lif
LOl. you must be yoruba. i used to have a yoruba neighbour when i was still in naija. when she starts boiling her pepper we had to wear our gas masks!

Lai lai. pounding yam is part of civilisation o!

huh?

witlow? yes.

witlow is something that happens to a one's finger or even the whole hand that makes it swell unbelievably. some people say it is herpes of the finger. dont really know the cause sha!

whoever wants to eat it should pound it. everyone can now go and rest!

why would i want a guy moving in with me and littering and messing up my stuff when we arent even married ? i have a lot of crap and i dont want anyone touching any of it!

@debosky
but the sellers always make women, no matter how beautiful they are think that they need enhancement. so no matter how striking your wife is i suggest she uses some of your "ncha" to maintain her complexion.  

its really annoying that shrivelled old men in the village who never contributed one pencil to a girls training and education should set a high bride price for her husband to pay b4 he can marry her. its greed!

thats why so many men treat their wives bad. because he had to virtually buy you.
the size of the bride price doesnt show how valuable your daughter is. they say the bride price for a university graduate is more than that of a secondary school or ond holder.
so if you wan marry girl wey get phd, that one na die!

@debosky
i hope your wife or girl uses ur tura products. hopefully at 40 she'll be nice and wrinkled.

@debosky
so its you that's making our women to walk around looking like burnt fishes?

It could be true .A man claimed he once put his finger in his girl's thingy and something bit his finger

@4 play
of all the crazy things ive heard this year this has to take the gold. im laughing my ass off here. ;Dhow do pple come up with such bulls--t?

nobody is obliged to get married. suit yourself.

@ topic
dat's a lie from the pits of hell.

very funny, flakky see wetin you cause o. lol

@bagoma
i tire oh! the girl dey her own jeje. we dey here dey debate her argument pattern with her husband!