₦airaland Forum

Carolece:
You guys have been great. I wish all of you the best in all your wishes, needs and endevours. I need to take sometime to myself so hopefully in I shall visit again in a few months. Take care.

Do that dear. Ive left Nairaland a few times before to attend to LIFE. Come back whenever you have the time.  Nairaland will still be here in all its demented glory.

How desperate was she to find a husband?

waleski:
see as people derailed d thread i almost feel pity 4 d poster anyways i think ghana rocked nd show maturity in d way they played nd its even more amazin dat most of d players are u-21 d s.e shuld learn where ever they are

Serves him right for starting a meaningless thread. They should do it to more OPs who just start threads for starting sake.

@ daylae, good job.

Varginity?

I give up.

2roll:
I have had a similar experience, I met a girl online over 2 yrs ago and we became friends. She has visited my house two times in the past and in those occasions i didnt suspect any bad behavoiur. she just graduated from one of the universities in the south east and is waiting for NYSC. Just last week she called me dat she would want to visit me in PH. I told her to come and she spent about 3 days in my house. On the day she was to go back, i gave her #4,000 for her transport, she stays at ABA. She collected this money without any complain. Because i go out from the house early to meet up for work, i told her where to drop the keys to the house when she is going. Meanwhile, i didnt let her know i was going out with the spare keys.


When i came back home, i didnt find d key where i asked her to drop it. I had to open the door with the spare key only to discover that my home theater is no longer there, my travellin bag which she used to carry the home theater, phone and disigners perfume. I put a call tru to her and she confirmed taking them, i asked her why and she said she wanted to teach me a lesson.

I was really very angry. Many things came to my mind, but im happy now i have come over all that. She is on facebook. I wounder how many guys she must have looted. So guys learn from my mistake for i have also learnt my lessons

What sort of home theater fits in a travelling bag? Maybe I'm missing something!

Please allow her to 'do her eye chrismas' jare!

How about first fixing the one that's rotting before our eyes?

Where would I be without jeans?
Best thing that has happened to womankind.

The last time I was in Naija, I ate gala. It felt like sawdust in my mouth. That experience has cured that craving.

FL Gators:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/259774_bella_jpg45b360ec335c1606ae1e73b5fcaa4b04

I totally love this pix. . . . just beautiful!!!!

But as usual, the groom always gotta look

Hungry?

The bride looks mad a s heck!

The plot thickens!

jennykadry:
ofcourse its geared towards them, they are the only creatures on the earth that i know can make a man and break a man if they want to, 95% of the success of that marriage falls on them, they can build a home and scatter a home, they are the only ones that can directly and indirectly control a man, na today

Let the man come we will advice him on his own level, but for now, na the woman come, so we give her,her's


I would have replied you, but your post makes no sense, it's either you are delusional or just dumb, have fun as you wallow in your stupidity

As if men ever ask for advice on such issues. If at all he does it will be something like "How do i tell my wife to lose weight?"

tpia.:
^^ the most memorable person in the first one was tasha smith, imo. (ms ghetto funky and the accompanying drama)

the others were ok but the overall storyline was just "somehow".

I hope you've watched "The Family that Preys". Tyler Perry did a great job with this- I was really impressed since most times I only watch his movies because I'm black. I didnt feel the need to do that with TFTP, thank goodness.

You dont need to feel obliged.

Its funny.
Why would a mere mortal embark on a forty day dry fast?

Your first child is a year old not a few months. Take it in your stride. Next time think contraception.

You agreed to marry a guy you melt on the internet same day after he told you he had two girlfriends?

Stop these fake stories.

Kudos to the corper for doing good. we dont always have to wait for the Govt. America has come this far based on people's personal sweat, volunteer work and individual passion in addition to Govt efforts.

Why is the advice usually geared towards women to keep the passion alive? Look sassy, be hot, keep the tight. Wetin? It takes two to keep passion alive. So to men, step one. . . . . , . . . . , . . . lose the belly. Step two stop roaming around like a mountain man because you had kids.

What is it about men and killing because of adultery? Deal with it. Women deal with it everyday.

why dont they just marry fetuses and call it a day?

Why was that wedding abuse not halted? Dont the human rights people in naija know how its done?  Step one find out the venue. Step two mobilize a mob. Step three disrupt the ceremony efficiently.  (but then again, its Naija people just vent online and will not actively fight injustice) The guy was hell bent. Egypt refused him and he moved location to naija? Chei!   

I have a couple of friends here who are professional protesters. They will take bus or plane to any venue where there is injustice.  . This is one case that would have had me getting on a plane to Naija with my signs well marked with the word PERV!!!!!

This made front page?

crime section? Is this a joke?

Living with Nigerians (even relatives ) doesnt always turn out well.
The states that offer cheaper rents generally have a lower pay for salaries. You have to weigh the trade off.

Do you know what fufu can do to your hips and thighs honey?

He's going to have to explain how he died to St. Peter at the pearly gates.

Men are funny. If their wives suddenly took to sleeping in the living room a family meeting will be called. Here all kinds of excuses are tendered for why they do it.

Join the queue of women haters. You are many.