₦airaland Forum

Sharksblow:
I told you not to tell anyone, you had the guts to announce it here? We shall see in the office tomorrow.

but i didnt disclose ur identity sir

redcliff:
Lmao!! if burhari has a dead brain, Patience has no brain at all.. she should have said these words in english

“Wetin him dey find again? Him dey drag with him pikin mate,”she said in Pidgin English.“Old man wey no get brain, him brain don die pata pata.”

I bet my unborn child she would make heavy irredeemable mistakes..

no mind am, person wer her brain need window 8 to function well na she dey say my general brain is dead? Cant stop laughing, this english murderer don burry shame finish.

temitemi1:
What will happen if he doesn't conduct the election GEJ till 2019!!!

u hav real problem with ur cerebrium i guess,

cindicandy:
Lest we forget, where is Buhari the APC presidential candidate?

@The topic: I have every reason to believe what FFK says because he was an integral part of APC during and after its formation.

what is so important about Gej that u re taking personal? Hope he didnt drop presidential sperm on u?

cindicandy:
Buhari must pay for the blood he shed.

ok, my buhari will pay u back, certainly in dollar not in naira, the clueless one destroyed my belove currency,

Misogynist2014:
Why write letter to someone who can't read and write.

some one will read, and break it down for her.

chiwetaluAGU:
Emesuo anwu .
You started it, now take ten paces....

3 things your ashawo mother wasted.
1. Smelly cvnt juice
2. Greasy brown tangled pvssy hair
3. That short time that resulted in your accidental procreation.

ur just dey form talk, u no get yarn, na een dey prick u pass, u no see e get plenty likes pass u, sincerely speaking,, ur father wasted, his precious time, strength, and sperm

ikombe:
ask ifa na

u no get yarn jor

worriedmom:
Hellooo. I should wear push up bras while having s.ex Even if I do, hubby will still have to reach in and touch the b.reasts na, not so



I work out my dear. All other parts of my body are fine, just the b.reasts. my tummy is flat, my waist is slim, my laps are firm, but the b.reasts?? smh. I had stretch marks even before i got married but even with the marks, I still had firm boobs until i started b.reastfeeding. I will use the shea butter and start push up exercises like you suggested. thanks a lot. Please on another note, did u experience same sagged boobs after nursing your babies?? Did u find it worrisome? I just want to know if I'm alone in this, or if other mothers have same experience.



Thanks for your encouragement. I'm seriously considering talking it over with him. But before that, I'd like to get some tips from ladies in the same shoes so I can handle the situation better. Thanks for being kind enough to reprimand those laughing at my precarious situation.

stop breast fiding ur child much, breast feed 2 some extend, and start given d child some breveragez, dats hw my luvly mum use to do. Her bossom still pointing even at 49.

Pdp don swallow shame finish,

EggovinMma:
UNA SEE WETIN I DEY TALK??
PERVERTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZ! !!!
THIS ONE NA HIM GRANNY HIM GO RAPE. MAKE UNA STOP TO DEY RAPE US OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.O ma se ooo

dnt worry sis, just vote GMB, u shall freely walk unclad even at market square cos rapists gonna be condemn, gnd sentences, no bail optionz,
sai buhari

Vicotex:
What is madness?

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will automatically turn you to a Mark Zuckerberg

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will automatically give you 24/7 hour electricity (Let there be light, and there was light)

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will land you a job in Shell

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will eradicate your personal & family problems.

Madness is when you think voting a Buhari will automatically land GOODLUCK & FAYOSE in Kirikiri, while TINUBU & AMAECHI moves freely from Lagos to Bayelsa, Abuja to Delta.

What is madness?

Madness is YOU, if you've ever assume any of the above will come to pass

u got it all wrong, thats not the real difinitn of madnes, what was ur cgp in your school days? 1.05 i guess:-P

Sunnybobo3:
Noise maker.

If Maurice Iwu was asked to embark on terminal leave and he went without anybody raising a voice, why should Jega's case be different?

Is he untouchable?

By the way, payless I never knew you had been deported from your mechanic garage in NC to a cattle farm in Kebbi

jega is not going anywhere he will stay and conduct free and fair election, like the way he did back in 2011, if possible, he can even stay put in his contract

Ur mother was a virgin before i got married 2 her

sauceny:
APC the fallen party that wants to govern great Nigeria,without an agenda.

can u please tell me your party agenda? Ode!

DankemzI:
The day a nurse insulted my mum I nearly ran mad my own mum? she didn't know I was parking properly, she thought she came alone. She was laid off!

we share same experience, my mum was ill, we drove to one public hospital, there was no enough drug, so the nurse refer us to one costmetic in twn, so that we get those drugs, while my mum insisted of joting those drugs down, the foolish old cago nurse nw said my mum cant comprehend that her brain is shaft, mehn,, even computer dey tire 2 kip much tinz self let alone human, naso i hit my hand 4 that nurse table dem born u well? Say she no no say dis woman wia she dey harras lyk dis na my mumcy? Everybdy begin d beg even patient wia dem operate new stil dey d beg me, just cari my precious mama go anoda hosp.

ndukwejoe:
After sex with my wife, i normally tell her, "Thank you". Sometimes, i forget and she would remind me to tell her the usual Thank you which i will oblige.

Guys, i want to here from you.

NB: This is for men, not boys. Thanks

mtcheew just passing, still at my tender age.

aigboeben:
I am watching the live broadcast of Omega Fire Ministries FIRE NIGHT where Apostle Suleman gave a stunning prophecy that he saw APC mourning their presidential aspirant. Although he said he prayed for God to avert it.What is your take? He also spoke about PDP removing Jega from office before election

fake prophet, fake prophecies

Kingspin:
So is that why APC decided to give us a half human 75, years nobi moi moi age ooo

but GMB is more heathier than your hunter father in the village

[quote author=lalasticlala post=31140077][/quote]edo people and abroad, nawa oo

chibecanglobal:
www.dailypost.ng/2015/02/27/we-wont-forgive-buhari-south-west-leaders-endorse-jonathan/

i think those silly monarch are mercineries, always on selfish mission

tit:
how is Jiga going on retirement leave equivalent to rigging the election?
will he be there forever?
It looks like you ahve a secret plan with Jiga.

Sorry,
you plans have been exposed.

u be learner?

fhranchez:
Bukola is a goat! gej till bukola nd buhari turns gay

na ur entire generation be goat

dre11:
Is the said tape and audio or video......
Because I don't understand my president again





When all the actors who did deny the meeting and the audio have confessed that such a meeting actually did go on and here my President is coming up with some postulation that "someone would hack our voices and create a story"........


I don't seems to understand my dear President again or has the campaign taken a toil on him

jonathan must go

opiaoku:
Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till 2019

Buhari is a certified terrorist
Buhari will fail and after that he will be hit by stroke

bro, y so bitter about people's general? Lol are u in any way related 2 fayose?

opiaoku:
Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till 2019

oga wizkid, were you not born when andrew azazi said pdp is bokoharam, bokoharam is pdp before ur president had him killed?

ej77:
Buhari can not win

sayz who?

BraveAfrican:
Its really amusing & fascinating that more than half of the most prominent APC members defected from the PDP because they were unable to secure their primary tickets on the later's platform. Anyone who is aggrieved or fails in the PDP simply jumps ship & starts chanting CHANGE. The part that baffles me the most is with the "change-motivated" electorates, no matter your political antecedents or history, provided you are now under the APC, you are "born again" & old things are passed away; even someone like our very own PATRICIA ETEH now chants "CHANGE". Are we truly that gullible as Nigerians

bro, thanks 4 ur concern, GMB is there to change the defected ones, i mean total syncronizatn.

customized13:
he's a disgrace because he speaks the truth

People don't want to hear the truth sha.

fvck u, fvck fayose and his truth, we hav made our mind up already, no mater the blackmailz, we re in 4 buhari, all the jobles saTANist shud go and die, buhari till mama peace give birth

politricks:
http://www.naij.com/389279-house-of-reps-move-to-ban-hiace-buses-over-bayelsa-auto-crash.html

how about dangote's truck? Will it be ban also?

Cuckoo48:
APC propaganda at work. Like say dem too dey fear Koro for dis APC. Obanikoro dis, Obanikoro dat. Na wetin sef? Na becos he frustrated their rigging plan in Ekiti that dey will not let him rest. Abeg they should go and rest jor.

u always in turmoil, hardly to be convinced

BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.

ajebor pikin, u don enter one chance