₦airaland Forum

Enegod:
how many inches above soil level are you?

i luv short gurls too..


Pls enegod,kindly give me the link to get glu credits for d.day commando game.
U understand now.

BluePulse:
Yesso! And dats why they're so moved far from us in terms of "develop". We focus on 'useless' certificate while living 'compitence' behind.
Infact, there is tons of foreign certifcates that is far better than our socalled BSc here. Most multinationals honour such certificates. And my latest advice to my fellow ZOOgerianS gradates now has been; regardless of HND/BSC, pls get professional certificates.

illiterate...lil'wonda u've been very busy,attending interviews!


btw,who slammed da ban boots up ur rappin'n'leakin' butts?

nightmile:
If OBJ and Tinubu were from the South East, they would have immortalized their names as heroes. They don't have any idea of how to recognize a leader.

Isnt tinubu and obj some sorta tin gods in da west? Isnt tinubu ur jagaban?
Mumu.

It aint 9a.m yet in nigeria,but you've already won and squarely bagged the position of THE FOOOL OF THE DAY.
Big fooo.

Rilwayne001:
Who are the afenifere's if not some hungry mofo...They are still angry that the drunkard lost the general election.

Awôn agbayá onijekujé

PDP is dead..You all foolish afenife re wahala will die of hunger .

u got no blame at all..if those noise making,stuppid and foolish yorubas aint washing their dirty and stinky linen in public,u,an abokii malam,wont be adding omo and doing it for them! So ride on.

Freemanan:

WHY ISLAM?
THIS IS THE REASON WHY MOST PEOPLE SEE ISLAM AS BAD....
WHEN WILL THIS END?
ALLAH AKHU BA

suspect

b3llo:
It is well... All this saboteur will soon have a taste of their own medicine

but u all werent saying this when gej was there!
And how come arewa,nef and of cos u guys on here,have never said a word about the NSA ever since he took over from the late Azazi who was bombarded left right and center?
Saboteurs u say?
Zoo nation..

Laredojohn:
Former Big Brother Africa winner, Karen Igho Rakos has been delivered of a son at the Mount Sinai Roosevelt hospital in New York on the 4th of July 2015.

KarenExcited by her safe delivery, TV personality posted an adorable picture of her self and new baby on instagram with the caption, karenified.

”Finally my son is here. Welcome to my world . Thank you Lord for a safe delivery”.

It will be recalled that Karen who got married to her husband Yaroslav Rakos on the 14th of December 2014, was the first African and Nigerian female to ever win at the Big Brother Africa, where she won $200,000 at the 2011 edition of the famous reality show.


SOURCE: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/karen-igho-welcomes-new-baby-boy/#sthash.pr4HRG2t.dpuf

take life easy n be the woman you are supposed to be.
Congrats

nicedk:
People Deceiving People leave Nigeria alone , never again will tyrant rule Nigeria again, God has SWEEP PDP into atlantic ocean with progressive broom. Sai Baba APC change for ever.

GBAGAUNNN...

FOLYKAZE:
They can rule Biafra

and the Award for The FOOL OF THE DAY GOES TO^ and the^^ above the ^ and the GBAGAUN^^^ above the ^^

BluePulse:
Science has made several pitches on this issue. But d 'sense' is always a distinguishing factor. Sense in how we talk, think and act. By these, we place ourselves higher or lower than animals.

A human in context can be an animal by behaviour, but an animal can't be a human by any character choice.

did u study ZOOLOGEE,oops! i mean ZOOLOGY? Ur zoological analysis is bovinely outstanding..

BluePulse:
See ur life! See how woman dey tear u 4 ur post.
U are such a disgrace not only 2 ur parents, but 2 manhood. Wait how many pple posted on this thread?

U'd go on other people's thread 2 make a complete ass of urself.

U sh'd give me ur animal-parents' no so I can talk some sense in2 dem. So at least dey in turn can make u more reasonable...if u are'nt totally hopeless though.

An animal is someone dat makes animalistic connotations as his 'sign-out' afta comments.
A fool is sm1 dat tinks cleaning poo on a ship makes him a bigfool.
A dullard is someone dat plagues nairaland with his personal plagues in desperately trying to be heard.
A nitwit is actually someone who repeatedly display stupidity at d expense of other pple.
A waste is someone like u in his 40s sailing(slaving) d world in a whiteman's latrine and tinks he has a life.

Now spybradd or woteva u call urself, a shame is wot u are 2 dis country wen u call ur home country 'zoogeria' and ur parents are wallowing there.

An embarrasement is wot u are wen u post on 'nairaland' 4rm Nigeria and call dis nation zoogeria wile u post like a fool on dsame 'nigerian' platform.

An illiterate is wot u are wen u cnt undastnd d dfrnc btw denotation and connotation of expressions.

Now I think that answered u well.

I tot at least if u want 2 be stupid, do it on ur thread dat can never make front page and stop making a fool of urself on other intelligent pple's thread.

epilepsy..Mouth foaming


#God punish idleness and joblessness and poverty








its gud to see u sweating profusely in da pants,trying to 4k that wandering hoe,ur fellow cow,oops cao....but,man,how u gonna kickstart that limp pencil diick,huh?




viewing this thread:cao



hoe,r u so much in need of n for a 4k!?

BluePulse:
The discrimination is really un-called for. I'm an HND grad. I've worked in a bank where I was a team lead over BS.C holders due to my experience and how much I blv in myself.
Now I have Masters in Risk Management from an American Institution. I am currently heading a department of more than 5 BSc holders.

big fooo,keep on deceiving urself and everybody...
U have this n that n u are on here waking up 5am just to catch da free danfo to attend Apm apapa terminus job interview n the next thing,u are in da board! Real zoogerian!

BluePulse:
Nigeria as a nation is suffereing dis intellectual disregard, and with all dis discrimination, d country is still as backward as dis!!!

life in the zoo can be very interesting,dontcha agree,zoogerian?
Btw,did u get that gtae man job?

Humans have answered for humans,however the views of animals are needed here..so a zoogerian in the ani...err person of BluePulse shud zap his jablesxs_arsse over here to expartiate on that..



ZOOGEEBLUFPULSE,where @thou?

Humans have answered for humans,however the views of animals are needed here..so a zoogerian in the...err person of BluePulse shud zap his jablesxs_arsse over here to expartiate on that..

BluePulse:
Just tot a few minutes is enough 4 a fool. And u knw d adage of leaving kids with d last meal on d plate...? Tot u said u re some busy guy.

But seriously, I'm gon be pre-occupied now. So play along with 'I must have d last word'... U can have dat baby boy. I do dat a lot with my nephews.

gedda4qOff fooo,u 4kn not worth it..u just one moda4kn jobless poverty stricken hungry miserable poor piece of lump shiit...thought u gadda'balls 2 stand 2 da drifting moda4kn spybraddie...go tend to ur screaming stomach,bonzo....
NOW BEAT IT!

[quote author=BluePulse post=35472999][/quote]fool zoogee has tucked in his tail like a frightened pup n chicken'd away...outta data n credit,ba? God punish poverty and hunger..God punish joblessness..

[quote author=BluePulse post=35473080][/quote]wheres this jobless hungry zoogirian abokii? Ya data don pinish? Oya go borrow..
#zoogerian

BluePulse:
Good... Now u r calm. Dope effect gone!

chai! Dope effects done_gone n u are now on few words! Oh God,u're not such a terrible foo_zoogerian,u such a mumurian...

#Moomoo_zoozoo

BluePulse:
Lolssss..... Easy on d dope o bro.

haba,what happened? Why few words na? Na so my boots de pain ya butts?
#Zoogerian zoooo

BluePulse:
Dis one pain u well well...lols. Comma dsnt justify tautology...dats if u knw wot dat means.
Sorry abt ur parents though, u jst have a terrible reflection of dem.. U got ursef 2 blame 4 dat...

Mental Zoogeee

BluePulse:
'Iron scrap 4 ship' means iron scraps inside d ship dat u gym with makin u feel important! Na wah 4 u o. So now we know u have no formal education as well.. U re truly animal bred! Hope u'd undastnd dis one now sha... Olodo...lols

...and u could tell the use of simple comma! U gat a very beautiful way of adjectifying ur zoogerian dopemuism..

#model zuugerian
hungryman..

BluePulse:
And what is 'american dollars' afta putting d dollar sign? U dunce nor be small o. Se u see y I dey ask ur ship details earlier...? Smh

ur mumu and illiteracy is extremely outstanding,didnt u see "comma" b4 the American dollar? do u even know what that means? Shake ur head for ur miserable life,zoogee
;o

BluePulse:
Putting 'smileys' wen u'r dying inside? Anoda case of battered esteem...lols.
Pls rgds 2 ur animal-kingdom whr u pa is d kingkong.

Been fun though making my saturday bro with ur display of lowlife and desperation.

Abeg nor make ur oyinbo master vex sha,b4 dem throw u 4 water...

hope u dont wunna chicken out,another gateman interview calling?

U've made mention of n passed abuses at my parents,fine,am not gonna do same other than let u know how grievous they are at ur hungry,broke and jobless state....smh

i really pity u..
#1st class zoogerian

BluePulse:
I was expecting intelligent answers 4 my last post na... Why must u spoil d fun with dis crass now na!
I've come 2 know though that pple like u talk more in public about dere plagues... Ur knowlegde degrading job tins shows its wot u re doing.

Try 2 be more intelligent, we can catch more fun with dat.
Mumu dey gym with iron scraps 4 ship...lolsssss.

And kip reminding us here dat ur parents are animals along with ur relatives...by ur definitions though o.

scrap ship,ba? But i disembarked from my last article with $1,500,American dollars in my pocket...(not even part of my salary)....am not one that goes about flapping,u low life is making me do so now...so yea,i wanna be on that scrap ship.


Come again,brokearsse zoongeru zoogerian..
Hungryman

BluePulse:
Lolsssss.... See fool using #zoogerian as his signature. Wot does dat make u?

come again,Zoogerian



#zugerian zoojiriya

BluePulseZOOGERIAN:
Now u jst told us anoda tin u do... 'Ship hand'. Cleaning white mans' poo and urine. Sm1 as shallow brained as u can't rili amount to anytin beta on a ship...
Please tell us more about ur pathetic life. While at dat, since ur parents are 4rm d zoo, u can throw in some bananas... Or dey re dere cleaning poo with u on d ship?...lolssss.
U neva c anytin...Kip coming back 4 more 'ewu' born and reared by same..

thats why am paid n u? as broke as a broken cd!

#hungry_mumu_zoogerian

BluePulse:
Some toppings here for u though.. Wots d name of ur ship captain? What's d name of the ship? What's d container capacity? And what do u guys carry?

Oponu osi!!!

painment...kai! I reject joblessness,poverty and hunger IJN..

#zoogerian

[quote author=BluePulse post=35471328][/quote]hungry brokearsse..
Jobless zoogerian..na hunger wan finish u so..
Advice:gateman is needed @ dmt mobile toilets..ur family will do thanksgiving for u..

Model zoogerian..

[quote author=BluePulse post=35471220][/quote]oh yeah thats what i do,thats what i do AT WORK,onboard ship when am not on duty..i got lotsa time to laz around,sleep,gym,...and kick dumb_jobless_talkin'arsses..n talkin'bout time to banter,BIEN VENUE......n like ma man ryback always say: "feed me more"

Did u get da job@da ports? Well ma ship makes port at tin can once in a while,i cud refridgirate our leftover meals,u know......u know na,dontcha?

[quote author=BluePulse post=35470323][/quote]Mumu,ur mates have made it big time in naija n abroad,just a single check on ur page and i see u are a 40yr old hungry,brokearsse,idle, JOBLESS ZOOGERIAN booking appointment for free bus ride to attend interview at apapa terminal,at 40!!! Keep on trailing n sniffing busy peep's arsses,u cud get a job n get get paid to kiss them..
Hungry Zoogerian mumu.




cc oremussanctus

BluePulse:
Hey, its real! I went through thesame process for my test with them.

Don't let some ill-informed retards here destroy your destiny.
D bus will pick u up at the exact time, if u miss dat bus, na OYO u dey o!

So pls ensure u go. Dey are also one of the highest paying coys in Nigeria.

Congrats!!!

see ya life? Gud nigerian @40 still attending interviews!!
ur mates have gone far in naija n all over da world,u are on here 24/7 trailing peep's arsses to kiss..
Zoogerian foooo