Kamanuozuzu:


4ool

funmisticqueen:
every male orgasm occur almost every time he has sex and produces children with each ejaculation, while the female orgasm occurs less often and is only able to produce children once a month.

funmisticqueen:
no it isnt

funmisticqueen:
remove sex so that it will never resurrect

cliffypatt:
Hello Nairalanders,

My phone was snatched from me on the 1st of December 2018, by a thief that was riding a motorcycle. When I bought the phone, I was advised to install pinssolutions (PinsApp) application on the phone and paid for one year service but up till this moment, pinssolution (PinsApp) have not been able to provide me with useful info on how the phone can be tracked and retrieved.

So I humbly ask Nairalanders to help me by providing useful information on how I can track and retrieve my phone as the phone is just 3 months old.

Thanks

JucyMuah333:
I need someone to talk to and someone to love......drop ur number if interested...[b][/b]P.S i'm a lady

funmisticqueen:

1. Just be you, no pretense.
2. Prove that you are serious by doing the following
*proving you are a provider
*proving you can make her feel safe and secure with you.
* offering her attention and commitment.

That with strategic timing and some chemistry should improve your odds

GuyWise101:
This man will certainly disvirgin this girl in the future, he had paid his dues.

simpleKUSH:
I can't have any relative that is this ugly else I will denounce her.... she should better get rid of the fat or go back to receiving dick from that mentally retarded Santa

Destined2win:
Nnamdi Kanu is a powerful man

curfew:
Yet this so called group have failed to address a single evidence out of many raised MNK. How is Buhari now shorter than his former self? A simple question, but they'll start beating about the bush. psychiatric , mental, cloning, and all sorts of rubbish.

Address just one evidence, they can't.

Newbiee:
How far with Atiku's US visit?

Who is bankrolling Atiku campaign now?

Nyesom Wike the PDP CEO don vex since his candidate was out-dollared in Port Harcourt.

Udom Emmanuel have his hands full with Akpabio challenge.

Ben Ayade has kept himself away from PDP frenzy.

Seriake Dickson is more of an observer now.

Okowa is fighting for his own survival.

Gov. Umahi is fascinated by Buhari's achievements.

Gov. Obiano don't want anything to do with PDP and would rather work with Buhari.

Gov. Dankwambo now knows it is suicidal to support Atiku.

Ishaya Darius of Taraba is minding his own business.

Ortom suddenly has realised that herdsmen crisis can no longer give him automatic ticket, and the Ortom slogan of "Otomatic" don't sound like automatic any more and no more appealing.

Gov. Aminu Tambuwal is begging sokoto people to forgive his stupidity and still allow him to be their governor for the second time.

Kwara's Fatai Ahmed has woken up from Saraki's induced coma.��

Nnmadi Kanu's brother Gov Ikpeazu cannot bankroll Atiku since the supreme leader said No "Lefeledum no Erection". ��

Kwankwaso wants to save some face and may actually be on his way back to APC.

Lamido is no longer willing to work with Satan to dethrone Buhari, maybe the only Satan he is willing to work with is himself.

Makarfi just fizzled out as if he didn't fight heaven and earth to collect the PDP Chairman position from Modu Sheriff.

David mark is still in shock with the 35 votes he got in PH, he didn't know who he should be angry at; is it the 122 Benue state delegates that gave him only 35 votes or the party he served for 20 years, that couldn't reward loyalty?

Jonah Jang's own is worse, this time around he got the 19 votes he needed to beat Ameachi in the GOVERNOR'S FORUM'S election, but alas this is a different election. Ok.

Maybe OBJ will roll out the money, but Baba Iyabo is only known for spending government money during election.

So Atiku is left with SARAKI and those who want to even make dollars from him instead of contributing to the election.

It sounds funny but so true.

In short, all PDP Governors have suddenly realised that their support for an Atiku over a Buhari, is nothing but sure way to waste their states meager resources and a journey to nowhere.
Elton Onwu

Lexusgs430:
Hungry politicians and clueless politicians, going above their depth.....

noturbusiness:

Did the political appointment you got stopped Boko Haram from using your blood to cleanse the land? Did it stop your region from becoming the headquarter of poverty in the world

noturbusiness:

you guys that got it right in 2015,did it stop the north from becoming the headquarter of poverty?

snnazzy24:
Read your thread again.

mandate2020:
What If Buhari is Not the Real PMB in ASOROCK – Femi Fani Kayode Explodes

puoreports.com

Nov 27, 2018 8:18 AM



Former Minister of Culture, Olufemi Olukayode has taken to Facebook to buttress Nnamdi Kanu’s claim of President Buhari being substituted with a double who now parades himself as the President.
He highlighted some observations to support the claim.

#See the observations below.
Been thinking.

1. Buhari went for surgery in January.
2. The story was that he didn’t quite make it and was brain-dead.
3. Aisha came back crying in April.
4. Aisha was later barred by Mamman Daura and Abba Kyari from seeing Buhari.
5. In June/July, Buhari started receiving visitors in London.
6. Story was that he was always laughing
(me, thinks his double was still learning the ropes and was always laughing to hide what he didn’t know).
7. Buhari supposedly arrived Nigeria in July.
8. The Buhari wasn’t holding meetings or seen in public.
9. The Buhari became more vicious (even beyond his own evil threshold).
10. Ango Abdulahi had earlier alleged he was a
double Buhari.
11. FFK had a private interview alleging it was a double (buhari’s look-alike, Jubrin from Sudan) masquerading as president buhari.
12. AIT was threatened with calamity should the interview be aired.
13. The interview was docked and AIT paid.
14. Nnamdi Kanu alleged he was Jubrin, buhari’s look-alike from Sudan and not Buhari.
15. The Army was sent to attack Nnamdi Kanu
and kill him so that the information will be buried, unfortunately for the Army Nnamdi Kanu disappeared and appeared in Israel.
16. The attack was most unwise and was too risky to the country, yet it happened (the cabal wants the story dead by whatever means).
17. The IPOB attack backfired, even Orji Uzo Kanu who was contracted to execute Nnamdi Kanu’s assassination now dumped by APC and barred from traveling out of Nigeria because of the failed contract.
18. The world powers commenced asking
questions.
19. The London surgeons are being questioned.
20. America, UK, France are smelling blood and
seek engagements.
21. Buhari or Jubrin/Cabal are vulnerable and
pull out of most global organizations.
22. The alleged double (buhari’s look-alike,
Jubrin from Sudan) doesn’t look up the few
times he’s in public.
23. The alleged double seems 15yrs younger.
24. The alleged double is somewhat shorter than the twin.
25. The alleged double has a different earlobe.
26. The alleged double has a hairline a distance away from the ears.
27. The alleged double is darker brown.
28. No one undergoing chemotherapy would have facial hair intact at the time.
29. The new Buhari sees without glasses.
30. The new one has a different nose; beaked
like an Arab’s.
31. Remembered the Rat invested President’s office saga that made him stay away from his office ??…. It was all a cabal lie! The real reason was because the fingerprint of the new Buhari couldn’t open the door of the Real PMB, the Cabal cooked the story in other to buy more time and use the avenue to remove the old security doors and replace with new ones.

You could remember that everything in the president’s office was removed and replaced with new one before the fake Buhari entered.

32. Zahra complains to the minister that the thing in abuja is not her “father”.
32. The Army is suddenly very powerful and
extremely dumb!
33. All Buhari children and his wife are no more in Aso Rock, the wife is under Oath not to say the truth or she will be killed by the Cabal.
34. UK and USA know the truth but used the opportunity to negotiate for more economic interest with the cabal.

35. In other to satisfy external interest and embezzle more money by the Cabal, Nigerian economy is now the Headquarters of poverty in the world according to global rating index.

The Cabal is not interested in improving the economy of Nigeria, they are like Yahoo boys or a kidnapper who has kidnapped the entire economy.

Since the fake Buhari entered, have you witnessed a major project going on in Nigeria. You only hear of promises and 1000 lies from Lai Muhammad, You will discover everything here to be true.

LibertyRep:
Good luck to him.

No wonder Uncle Lai was agitated yesyerday.

mekaboy:


So those people there to you are dead bodies. Buhari should have waved at yusuf his son in a Nigerian hospital when he crashed power bikes worth millions. Why did he send him abroad?

Hypocrites..

SouthEastFacts:

Why is he scared of the Nigerian press? 100 Nigerian soldiers were massacred, yet no Press Conference, even Trump that lives most of his waking moments on Twitter gives live press conference.

mekaboy:


I hope you will see dead bodies as nothing with your family members start dying.

iamstanc:
2019 general election : authentic reasons Nigerians will vote for Atiku not Buhari – PDP




The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, on Wednesday said Nigerians are eager to elect its presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar, as next President of Nigeria.


PDP explained that Abubakar has “demonstrated that the essence of leadership lies in applying its powers and privileges for the good of others rather than
self.”

The party’s spokesperson, Kola Ologbondiyan said this while receiving leaders of a coalition of youth groups from Kano, Katsina and Kaduna states, who were at the PDP National Secretariat to register their defection from the All Progressives Congress, APC, and their support for Atiku Abubakar ahead of the 2019 general elections.


In a statement issued after the meeting, Ologbondiyan said the Waziri of Adamawa unlike Buhari was generally accepted by Nigerians, hence he will become the next President of Nigeria.

The statement reads, “Unlike President Buhari, who has been rejected by Nigerians as a self-centered, uncaring, divisive and incompetent leader, whose administration relishes in inflicting pain, sorrow and hardship on others, Atiku Abubakar is generally accepted as a unifier, a broad-minded leader, who is committed to the welfare and uplifting of living standard of the citizens.”

Ologbondiyan said since the popular emergence of Atiku Abubakar as PDP Presidential candidate, the Buhari camp has continued to deplete in millions, adding that “very soon President Buhari will find himself a general without a troop, as Nigerians are no longer willing to blindly follow an incompetent leader, who thrives only on false promises, propaganda and procured endorsements.”


He said, “Nigerians have reached a consensus to rally with Atiku Abubakar, because unlike President Buhari, whose administration represents, hunger, starvation, violence, oppression and general national misfortune, Atiku Abubakar embodies a hope of national rebirth; it embodies democracy, unity and constitutional order; it embodies wealth creation, youth empowerment and that aspiration for a prosperous nation, where all are free.

“Nigerians know that unlike President Buhari, who cannot point to any contribution to our national economy, has not been able to successfully manage any enterprise and has no future blueprint for our nation. Atiku Abubakar is a world class entrepreneur, widely accepted as epitome of wealth creation and youth empowerment and whose policy direction provides practical answers to the challenges confronting our nation today. That is why Nigerians are eager to go to the polls. That is why they want to elect him as their next President

https://www.luckynewsinfo.com/2019-general-election-authentic-reasons-nigerians-will-vote-for-atiku-not-buhari-pdp/

iamstanc:
2019 general election : authentic reasons Nigerians will vote for Atiku not Buhari – PDP




The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, on Wednesday said Nigerians are eager to elect its presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar, as next President of Nigeria.


PDP explained that Abubakar has “demonstrated that the essence of leadership lies in applying its powers and privileges for the good of others rather than
self.”

The party’s spokesperson, Kola Ologbondiyan said this while receiving leaders of a coalition of youth groups from Kano, Katsina and Kaduna states, who were at the PDP National Secretariat to register their defection from the All Progressives Congress, APC, and their support for Atiku Abubakar ahead of the 2019 general elections.


In a statement issued after the meeting, Ologbondiyan said the Waziri of Adamawa unlike Buhari was generally accepted by Nigerians, hence he will become the next President of Nigeria.

The statement reads, “Unlike President Buhari, who has been rejected by Nigerians as a self-centered, uncaring, divisive and incompetent leader, whose administration relishes in inflicting pain, sorrow and hardship on others, Atiku Abubakar is generally accepted as a unifier, a broad-minded leader, who is committed to the welfare and uplifting of living standard of the citizens.”

Ologbondiyan said since the popular emergence of Atiku Abubakar as PDP Presidential candidate, the Buhari camp has continued to deplete in millions, adding that “very soon President Buhari will find himself a general without a troop, as Nigerians are no longer willing to blindly follow an incompetent leader, who thrives only on false promises, propaganda and procured endorsements.”


He said, “Nigerians have reached a consensus to rally with Atiku Abubakar, because unlike President Buhari, whose administration represents, hunger, starvation, violence, oppression and general national misfortune, Atiku Abubakar embodies a hope of national rebirth; it embodies democracy, unity and constitutional order; it embodies wealth creation, youth empowerment and that aspiration for a prosperous nation, where all are free.

“Nigerians know that unlike President Buhari, who cannot point to any contribution to our national economy, has not been able to successfully manage any enterprise and has no future blueprint for our nation. Atiku Abubakar is a world class entrepreneur, widely accepted as epitome of wealth creation and youth empowerment and whose policy direction provides practical answers to the challenges confronting our nation today. That is why Nigerians are eager to go to the polls. That is why they want to elect him as their next President

https://www.luckynewsinfo.com/2019-general-election-authentic-reasons-nigerians-will-vote-for-atiku-not-buhari-pdp/

iamstanc:
2019 general election : authentic reasons Nigerians will vote for Atiku not Buhari – PDP




The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, on Wednesday said Nigerians are eager to elect its presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar, as next President of Nigeria.


PDP explained that Abubakar has “demonstrated that the essence of leadership lies in applying its powers and privileges for the good of others rather than
self.”

The party’s spokesperson, Kola Ologbondiyan said this while receiving leaders of a coalition of youth groups from Kano, Katsina and Kaduna states, who were at the PDP National Secretariat to register their defection from the All Progressives Congress, APC, and their support for Atiku Abubakar ahead of the 2019 general elections.


In a statement issued after the meeting, Ologbondiyan said the Waziri of Adamawa unlike Buhari was generally accepted by Nigerians, hence he will become the next President of Nigeria.

The statement reads, “Unlike President Buhari, who has been rejected by Nigerians as a self-centered, uncaring, divisive and incompetent leader, whose administration relishes in inflicting pain, sorrow and hardship on others, Atiku Abubakar is generally accepted as a unifier, a broad-minded leader, who is committed to the welfare and uplifting of living standard of the citizens.”

Ologbondiyan said since the popular emergence of Atiku Abubakar as PDP Presidential candidate, the Buhari camp has continued to deplete in millions, adding that “very soon President Buhari will find himself a general without a troop, as Nigerians are no longer willing to blindly follow an incompetent leader, who thrives only on false promises, propaganda and procured endorsements.”


He said, “Nigerians have reached a consensus to rally with Atiku Abubakar, because unlike President Buhari, whose administration represents, hunger, starvation, violence, oppression and general national misfortune, Atiku Abubakar embodies a hope of national rebirth; it embodies democracy, unity and constitutional order; it embodies wealth creation, youth empowerment and that aspiration for a prosperous nation, where all are free.

“Nigerians know that unlike President Buhari, who cannot point to any contribution to our national economy, has not been able to successfully manage any enterprise and has no future blueprint for our nation. Atiku Abubakar is a world class entrepreneur, widely accepted as epitome of wealth creation and youth empowerment and whose policy direction provides practical answers to the challenges confronting our nation today. That is why Nigerians are eager to go to the polls. That is why they want to elect him as their next President

https://www.luckynewsinfo.com/2019-general-election-authentic-reasons-nigerians-will-vote-for-atiku-not-buhari-pdp/

Hedonini:
Goodluck was clearly empathetic and involved, while Buhari is aloof and apathetic - even irritated at the sight of the wounded soldiers. If you look closely at Buhari's disgusted facial expression, you would discern that he wished the soldiers had died instead.