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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Gifts Himself A New Ferrari 488 Spider Car (video) by SQLmastar(m): 10:15pm On Mar 30 |
Vanity. It is ridiculous to spend NGN1B on luxurious cars within a span of seven 7days. Doesn't he have anything better to do with his funds? If he seeks happiness by these spending sprees, then I'm afraid he is in for surprise. Besides, on which roads does he expect to ride these machines in an efficient manner? Nigerian roads with pot-holes and gallops? Pfft! 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris 'Heals' Nine People On Stretchers (Video) by SQLmastar(m): 10:01pm On Mar 30 |
Truthfullone19:The only question I have: why did Pst Anita and Chris get divorced? Why couldn't they settle their differences? I mean, several people looked up to them! |
Music/Radio / Re: Seyi Vibez is the World's Most Streamed Artiste On Audiomack, overtakes Asake by SQLmastar(m): 4:32pm On Mar 29 |
Pfftt! I don't know the sort of humans listening to his songs. They are wack and croaky music, to say the least. I'll try and investigate this news to be very sure. I doubt its authenticity. Let me proceed with querying that Audiomack DB. 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: Men Watching Big Buttocks While Driving, Cause Of Most Crashes In Ghana - Offici by SQLmastar(m): 3:42pm On Mar 29 |
Hmmm, In Nigeria, they all stare at Bobrisky's bum |
Politics / Re: I Don't Receive Pension From Abia Government — Ex-Governor Ikpeazu by SQLmastar(m): 3:37pm On Mar 20 |
Clown, what do you need a pension for? After siphoning Abia State funds and lavishing them on posh hotels all over the country, in the company of several clitometer owners. You need to pay the State some money every month. How about 500k per month? Because of the loot you accumulated, the State is currently having challenges paying pensions to the REAL workers. Get Lost Ikpeazu! 9 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Queen Atang And David Oyekanmi's Traditional Marriage Photos by SQLmastar(m): 1:23pm On Mar 14 |
Would she remain faithful? Is the hubby's rod big enough to manoeuvre her 6 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Queen BBNaija And Fiancé, David's Pre-Wedding Photos by SQLmastar(m): 8:31pm On Mar 12 |
Lasien:Nasty temper, is arrogant and always denies me sex. I'll divorce her by Easter and collect my 500k bride price back. |
Celebrities / Re: Queen BBNaija And Fiancé, David's Pre-Wedding Photos by SQLmastar(m): 6:36pm On Mar 12 |
jeromestarks:I married my wife as a virgin and I'm currently in regret. 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Queen BBNaija And Fiancé, David's Pre-Wedding Photos by SQLmastar(m): 6:28pm On Mar 12 |
If only he knew the mileage on her clitometer, he wouldn't agree to waste funds on a pre-wedding ritual. 6 Likes |
Education / Re: IELTS is Still N134,000 On IELTS.NG by SQLmastar(m): 7:31pm On Mar 11 |
IamZam: A potential saving of over 100k or a potential loss of 134k ? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Geometric Power Project Capable Of Benefitting Ohafia - Lawmaker by SQLmastar(m): 10:43pm On Mar 10 |
Joker of the week! You want Ohafia to benefit from the power distribution? What do they have to offer? Mr Honorable please go and offset the N2Bn outstanding arrears to EEDC ASAP! The power project is strictly for communities with the capacity to pay. Do you think it would be for free? 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Business / Re: BVN, NIN Requirement: CBN Keeps Mum As Deadline Expires by SQLmastar(m): 12:36pm On Mar 02 |
Well, this exercise shouldn't lead to long queues within the banking hall, if the banks know their onions. I was at Access Bank the other day and I witnessed a humongous crowd. How about creating an online secured portal for all citizens to link BVN/NIN from the comfort of their homes? Rocket science? I don't think so. 23 Likes |
Sports / Re: NFF Appoints Augustine Eguavoen As Interim Manager Of The Super Eagles by SQLmastar(m): 12:16pm On Mar 02 |
Powersurge: I know this company you speak of. A disco in the south. 1 Like |
Career / Re: Work From Home Wahala by SQLmastar(m): 2:03pm On Feb 28 |
Katcall:Yes, only on one occasion. It was early in the morning, a lady walked into my office and bang, bang bang! |
Career / Re: Work From Home Wahala by SQLmastar(m): 1:08pm On Feb 27 |
PastorOlokonla:The solution to this is simple. 1. Invite your office crush over to your house. There you both can work from home together. 2. Take your crush to her/his home in your car. 3. Wear your new clothes when working from home. 8 Likes |
Politics / Re: Edo State PDP Primary's Update: Ogbeide Ihama step down by SQLmastar(m): 4:26pm On Feb 22 |
Ekpenuwa:This Ihama guy is always stepping down. Stepped down for Obaseki Stepped down for Pastor Now stepping down for Ighodalo 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Man Left Heartbroken After Omah Lay Grind His Girlfriend On Stage by SQLmastar(m): 3:34pm On Feb 22 |
EreluRoz:Are you a bro or a lady? Lemme know so that I can reply you accordingly. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Tinubu Directs Payment Of State House Electricity Bill by SQLmastar(m): 10:53pm On Feb 20 |
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Crime / Re: Minister Of Women Affairs Places ₦2 Million Bounty On Adachukwu Okafor by SQLmastar(m): 7:10pm On Feb 12 |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by SQLmastar(m): 10:26pm On Feb 11 |
Foodconsumer:What are you saying bros? Osimhen has missed way too many chances in this torney |
Politics / Re: Pay Us Our January Salaries, Nigerian Federal Workers Lament by SQLmastar(m): 10:01pm On Feb 11 |
It's just a minor glitch from GIFMIS. The line item meant to feed the payroll endpoint failed to load. Probably due to an unoptimized query. When I wrote the first legacy code for GIFMIS I told them that it would need to become optimized in future because the employee grade level API doesn't support records exceeding 3000 records in a single batch. For a Quick solution: 1. Try to run the payroll endpoint using a batch limit of 1000 Long Term Solution: 1. Contract me back into your technical team. But this time around you gonna pay me in USD. My rates: 2000USD per issue ticket resolved. 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by SQLmastar(m): 3:15pm On Feb 11 |
The Eagle would be defeated by the Elephant. Eagle 0: Elephant 2 Sorry Nigerians. You shall mourn and cry today. CIV would punish you all for the pains you inflicted on Ghana and SA |
Education / Re: Two Nigerian Universities Break Into Africa's Top 10 by SQLmastar(m): 3:09pm On Feb 11 |
I doubt the authenticity of this list. Covenant University should be number 5 UNN should be number 2 14 Likes 8 Shares |
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Pregnant Lady, Insurgents Drug Supplier, Intercepts Illicit Drugs by SQLmastar(m): 3:03pm On Feb 11 |
Without reading the post, I already knew the culprit pregnant woman must be an indigene of that erosion-ravaged region. This region is known for the following: 1. Chest beating 2. Yam leggedness 3. Drug Trafficking 4. Child trafficking 5. Rapistism 6. Internet Fraud/Scams 7. Funds Embezzlement 8. Election Rigging 9. |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast. What Are Your Expectations? by SQLmastar(m): 7:36pm On Feb 10 |
Ivory Coast for the trophy. I'm sorry Nigerians. You shall all weep come 11pm Sunday. Here's my advice for tomorrow: 1. Stake a tangible amount on Ivory Coast. I staked a whooping 100k 2. Do not bother watching the game. I have scheduled an online evangelism programme. Join me on mixlr 3. Do not argue with fellow Nigerians. They are all filled with hate and anger. Tomorrow's loss would only aggravate their petulant mood 4 Likes |
Sports / Re: Tinubu Will Watch AFCON Final In Ivory Coast, Says CAF President by SQLmastar(m): 4:22pm On Feb 10 |
tollyboy5:Are you gay? Why do you want to wife a man? |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by SQLmastar(m): 6:47pm On Feb 07 |
SGANIVA:Why did the coach change his winning formation from previous matches? 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Must Defeat Angola To Honour Samuel Okwaraji's Heroic Sacrifice On Pitch by SQLmastar(m): 12:16pm On Jan 31 |
I staked for an Angola win though. I pray they crush the Super 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: 2010 Toyota Corolla For Sale!! by SQLmastar(m): 3:10pm On Jan 25 |
this car should have been sold by now., right? Unless it has some hidden issues. If no issues, 3.4M? 2 Likes |
Autos / Re: Over Sharp Clean 2008 Honda CRV by SQLmastar(m): 10:24pm On Jan 24 |
any hidden issues? Location? 3.3M? |
Autos / Re: SOLD Super Clean 2010 Used Honda Crv by SQLmastar(m): 10:18pm On Jan 24 |
Any hidden issues? Please confirm from the owner. 3.5M? |
Autos / Re: Sold out 4m 2007 Tokunbo Matrix @mushin by SQLmastar(m): 10:11pm On Jan 24 |
Is this a Nigerian used? Used for a month+ in Nigeria? Can you find a corolla 05-08? |
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