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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Burnley Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) On 22nd April 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 8:11pm On Apr 22
dominique:
I expect nothing less than 4 goals from man city in this match
Lol.
Deep down inside your heart if hearts...you wish for an upset from Burnley grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Opens Up On Cheating On Chioma, Expresses Deep Regret by SQLmastar(m): 2:35pm On Apr 18
He would cheat again if another opportunity presents itself.

He has a crush on Tiwa, and all that is required is to spend 30BG on her, to open her Strait Sea of Homulz. grin
CelebritiesRe: Portable Warns Peller Over Lavish Spending On Jarvis After Maldives Trip by SQLmastar(m): 1:41pm On Apr 18
EmmyMaestro:
Maybe he is spending a lot because she has been opening her strait of Hormuz to him

grin
I can bet you 15k USD, Peller has never seen Jarvis tow-tow. He may have seen her panties (maybe while at the beach), but he hasn't visited the promised land.
She made him promise never to ask for honiepot, until after marriage.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal: FA Cup (2 - 1) On 4th April 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 1:08am On Apr 05
BlackViper:
I'm not a Chelsea fan, but I can promise you that you're NEVER going to win the Champions league
You promise?
Do you own the universe?
Can you see tomorrow? If yes, I have a lucrative job for you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal: FA Cup (2 - 1) On 4th April 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 1:06am On Apr 05
Omooba77:
Arsenal may not win anything again this season.......
We go again.......
May not or will not?
Please be specific, so that I'll know how to tackle you!
Jokes EtcRe: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by SQLmastar(m): 9:02pm On Mar 27
Is the Op related to Suen Owesa? How come there are no comments to this post, yet it made the front page?

At the OP, this life is spiritual. You need to align yourself with the elements of life, else you will derail till eternity. Come to me DM, and I'll give you a bathing soap for success.

1. Gave Osimhen his soap when he turned 19 and look how he is thriving...
2. I gave Wizkid a leaf soap, mixed in cat urine, now he is a star.
3. I even prayed for Elon Musk when he was a mere millionaire; now look where he is.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 22nd February 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 6:44pm On Feb 22
omooba969:
As una dey comment here, make una dey identify ya club side na. smiley
He is a proud Manutd fan. Carrick is coming to take Arsenal's position.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City At (1 - 2) On 8th February 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 7:55pm On Feb 08
Wotowotoman:
This Szoboszlai take style resemble Jesus Christ of Nazareth cheesy
Have you seen Jesus physically? grin
CelebritiesRe: Nicki Minaj Receives $1 Million Trump ‘Gold Card’ For Free by SQLmastar(m): 11:46pm On Jan 29
Trump would visit her in the other room.

But beware of Lil Wheezy!
SportsRe: Egypt Vs Ivory Coast: AFCON 2025 Quarter-Finals (3 - 2) On 10th January 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 8:41pm On Jan 10
Ekaka14:
This is going to be a long night for CIV
Egypt 2 vs CIV 0
Meanwhile, CIV has dominated the play until this 2nd goal...again from a panicky defensive error that put the ball out of play for a corner kick out of nothing for Egypt.
If CIV want to be back in this tie, then they must pull one back before half time....so far their defense is utter rubbish!!
From your mouth to the field.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Algeria: AFCON Quarter-Finals (2 - 0) On 10th January 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 7:06pm On Jan 10
lawyer:
Take it or leave it, this is the best Super Eagles team we have had in a long time. Forget the fact that they did not qualify for the World Cup; what Eric Chelle has done for this team is unbelievable. They are flat track bullies and can beat any team in the world right now. They are playing in Beast Mode and the team is too strong, experienced, confident and very tough to beat! No team in this AFCON will pray to meet them. Fly Super Eagle, Flyyyyy!!!!
Prepare to be heart broken by the best ranked team in Africa. grin
Morocco is keeping this trophy.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Algeria: AFCON Quarter-Finals (2 - 0) On 10th January 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 3:22pm On Jan 10
oladele239:
The head to head record favours Algeria !
Stake Algeria to go through. Nigeria has reached their busstop.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea And Coach Enzo Maresca Part Ways by SQLmastar(m): 4:45pm On Jan 01
dominique:
Man city's future coach. Guardiola, your replacement is ready and available. You can step down in peace when the season ends.
Arteta has always been Guardiola's anointed successor.
His first EPL and UCL trophies would be won with City.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Aston Villa (4 - 1) On 30th December 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 10:57pm On Dec 30, 2025
dominique:
Sefia pains at the emptyhad right now, Sunderland go show them wetin no good tomorrow. Aston Villa sef think they can come to Emirates stadium to carry 3 points, as how now?
I thought you said nobody can stop Mancity? Now you are back to Arsenal. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Bournemouth (2 - 2) On 30th December 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 8:44pm On Dec 30, 2025
osazsky:
Bournemouth don still score Chelsea if them never sack this coach he nor go get sense uefa has to apologize to the whole world for organizing a useless preseason tournament were this average poor team emerged victorious and d whole world thought they were good joke of d century
Preseason that saw PSG and your precious Mancity become flops... grin

Chelsea is an elite team.
Every team has ups and downs.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Tunisia: AFCON 2025 (3 - 2) On 27th December 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 11:33pm On Dec 27, 2025
Wordson:
We won at last..
I knew it would be a tough one...

Thank God we won!!
We need that trophy as consolation for not making it to world cup
Then prepare to forgo your consolation, cos that trophy ain't coming to Naija.
Look for something else to console you...maybe the hope of Arsenal winning the EPL.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham At (3 - 0) On 20th December 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 5:21pm On Dec 20, 2025
dominique:
I don't think anybody expects man city to lose or draw this match, to a struggling west Ham at Etihad? Nah! Nuno Espirito Santos is a tactician not a magician
Beneath all the charade, I know you are subconsciously expecting a draw from this match. grin grin
RomanceRe: Female Student Declared Missing For Eight Days Found At Boyfriend’s Residence by SQLmastar(m): 9:14pm On Dec 15, 2025
duduade:
I hope they take her to the hospital to check if the seal to the hole has not broken 😂
You mean her A**hole?
EducationRe: Niger: Governor Bago Receives 100 Rescued Catholic School Pupils (pix) by SQLmastar(m): 7:20pm On Dec 08, 2025
etokhana:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfSCRAZ-4_4



Source
Please check and confirm that none of them have been defiled by those uncircumcised baandiits!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leeds United Vs Liverpool (3 - 3) On 6th December 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 9:48pm On Dec 06, 2025
bentenny:
Aside the three goals scored,there was no pattern of play!
Just pass pass pass and pass!
No collective counterpressing!
I have said it and I will keep saying it...as good as Gravenbach is,he is no defensive midfielder!
Play Endo in that position until you get a DM by January but overall,there is no intensity and no pressing once again!
I have said it before that this controlling stuff will come to bite us.....
Once again Slot has tried but we have to admit that this style of play doesn't suit the players and since he can't change,then he should go!
If you can't get Klopp to salvage this season,get an areola or zidane!
Aside the 3 goals scored? No pattern of play?
Why do you want to keep a whole 3 goals aside just so your agenda would agend?

Liverpool had a pattern of play. They took a 2goal lead. And even scored a third goal to restablish their lead. It was unfortunate that Leeds equalised in controversial circumstances. There was a handball on CalvertLewitt prior to the Tanaka goal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Sunderland (3 - 0) On 6th December 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 5:03pm On Dec 06, 2025
dominique:
Sunderland no gree for anybody this season. I hope they win city today so they can be guaranteed of an European slot
If you like don't go and ask Arteta to seek counsel from teams that won EPL back2back, even with injury woes. You want Sunderland to do your work for you by winning City? grin
The same way you wanted Son to score and win Mancity.
This is December. Remind me what usually happens to Arsenal during this period?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Sunderland (3 - 0) On 6th December 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 4:59pm On Dec 06, 2025
Angelfrost:
You overestimate that relegation team...!

Their bubble go eventually burst.
Which bubble?
They're gonna remain in the top half. Don't forget Xhaka influence.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 6th December 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 3:30pm On Dec 06, 2025
Nat404:
I told them that the match would end in over 2.5 goals but no one believe that. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
I believe you.
I hope you staked some tangible sum to it as well?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 30th November 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 5:56pm On Nov 30, 2025
Juv2:
Estavo coordinate naa
Don't worry yourself. Chelsea is winning today.
Arsenal defence duo of Gabriel and Saliba are absent. Mksquera is a flop.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leeds United (3 - 2) On 29th November 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 6:04pm On Nov 29, 2025
Angelfrost:
Arsenal is just so fortunate this season...!

No one but themselves can stop them from winning that title!
They would still bottle. Wait till January.
It's either Chelsea or City steals it from them.í
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Nottingham Forest (0 - 3) - On 22nd November 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 6:38pm On Nov 22, 2025
erniok:
Slot made a mistake in selling Diaz.
You mean in buying Isak?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Nottingham Forest (0 - 3) - On 22nd November 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 6:36pm On Nov 22, 2025
Wordson:
Like I said before, Na dem sabi...
I no fit watch our match for now... We still dey do promo!! sad
And this promo fit last till end of season as I dey see am. Nottingham forest wey every team dey beat con turn Goliath for Anfield... SMH!
SMH!
SMH!
So pathetic!!
You are not a true Red!
You're a lily livered fan!
I don't wanna say you are a glory hunter.
Why would a true fan decide to boycott their matches?

grin grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs DR Congo: 2026 World Cup Play-Off Finals 1(3 - 4)1 On Nov 16 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 9:41pm On Nov 16, 2025
Offpoint1:
From defenders to keeper, from keeper back to defenders... No accurate pass, no forward, slow to pass ball and so on... SE are playing rûbbish.

It'll take a miracle for us not to lose this match
Stake 10k for Congo to advance to the next stage.
That way, win or lose, it's a Win/Win for you. Your mind would be at rest!

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