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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 30th November 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 5:56pm On Nov 30, 2025
Juv2:
Estavo coordinate naa
Don't worry yourself. Chelsea is winning today.
Arsenal defence duo of Gabriel and Saliba are absent. Mksquera is a flop.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leeds United (3 - 2) On 29th November 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 6:04pm On Nov 29, 2025
Angelfrost:
Arsenal is just so fortunate this season...!

No one but themselves can stop them from winning that title!
They would still bottle. Wait till January.
It's either Chelsea or City steals it from them.í
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Nottingham Forest (0 - 3) - On 22nd November 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 6:38pm On Nov 22, 2025
erniok:
Slot made a mistake in selling Diaz.
You mean in buying Isak?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Nottingham Forest (0 - 3) - On 22nd November 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 6:36pm On Nov 22, 2025
Wordson:
Like I said before, Na dem sabi...
I no fit watch our match for now... We still dey do promo!! sad
And this promo fit last till end of season as I dey see am. Nottingham forest wey every team dey beat con turn Goliath for Anfield... SMH!
SMH!
SMH!
So pathetic!!
You are not a true Red!
You're a lily livered fan!
I don't wanna say you are a glory hunter.
Why would a true fan decide to boycott their matches?

grin grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs DR Congo: 2026 World Cup Play-Off Finals 1(3 - 4)1 On Nov 16 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 9:41pm On Nov 16, 2025
Offpoint1:
From defenders to keeper, from keeper back to defenders... No accurate pass, no forward, slow to pass ball and so on... SE are playing rûbbish.

It'll take a miracle for us not to lose this match
Stake 10k for Congo to advance to the next stage.
That way, win or lose, it's a Win/Win for you. Your mind would be at rest!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Burnley Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 1st November 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 4:17pm On Nov 01, 2025
Corner FC strikes again.
They're not worthy champions.
Christianity EtcRe: What Should Be Changed In This World??? by SQLmastar(m): 5:46pm On Oct 26, 2025
NOETHNICITY:
Life is a test. If God were to destroy sinners before they ever had the chance to exercise their free will, they would claim they were never given a fair opportunity. For this world to truly serve as a test, God must allow the existence of some degree of evil — because without the freedom to choose between good and evil, there would be no basis for rewarding the righteous with eternal bliss.
So you believe there is still a chance for those in hell fire to be forgiven and given a second chance?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (1 - 0) On 26th October 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 5:43pm On Oct 26, 2025
Hullcity:
May Arsenal win the league this season . May our mockers be put to shame. Ameeen!
Even if they are 10 points ahead of all, they must surely bottle.
Manutd stand a better chance to win EPL this season.
Saliba is now injured. Wait and watch what happens in the next couple of games. I'm not witch-hunting them, but...
Christianity EtcRe: What Should Be Changed In This World??? by SQLmastar(m): 5:32pm On Oct 26, 2025
NOETHNICITY:
The religions that are false are false base on certain criteria of truth.
1, Internal consistency and coherence
2, Authentic Revelation
3, Textual integrity


Now plot your religion through this objective standard of truth.
Hmmm, I don't think Christianity is consistent and coherent.
Explain having so much love for the world, and also wanting to punish those you love in a lake of consuming fire... forever and ever!
Were it not better to just end the life of sinners, once and for all? I mean, let them return to dust!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester City (1 - 0) On 26th October 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 3:54pm On Oct 26, 2025
chudez0147:
I don’t see Man city winning this game . Fixed match 1:1full time scores
How was it fixed?
Did you fix it?

I wanna stake Mancity to win 3 to 1
SportsRe: Victor Boniface Too Fat, Says Werder Bremen Coach by SQLmastar(m): 10:08am On Oct 20, 2025
GanagiBitrus:
He fat pass Mbeumo?

Anyway, he should proceed on 28days dry fasting.
Guyyy grin grin
It surprises that there are players who maybe a little bit more overweight than Boniface but still performing optimally. Take for example, Mateta of Crystal Palace. That guy looks bulky for a CF, yet he carries himself well.
SportsRe: Some Of The FIFA World Cup All-time Stats And Records by SQLmastar(m): 6:39pm On Oct 19, 2025
Nickymichy:
He has been to 5 world cup competition and score in all the 5 times. At least 1 goal in each competition
Same as Klose.
They just wanted Ronaldo on that list by all means possible.
SportsRe: Ange Postecoglou: Nottingham Forest Sack Coach Following 3 Nil Loss To Chelsea by SQLmastar(m): 4:22pm On Oct 18, 2025
Angelfrost:
The owner of the club needs to go too...!

Most of these club owners are the real problems of their clubs.

Sacking a winning coach with a great record just because of personal beef has to be one of the dumbest things ever done in the football business.
Please enlighten me on why he axed Nuno.
HealthRe: A Challenge I’m Facing Now by SQLmastar(m): 9:26am On Oct 18, 2025
Lalami3232:
First of all, make I correct you for one mistake wey you dey make. No be person wey go numerous rounds na dey get belle, only one shot can lead to triplet sef. Haven't you seen guys complaining that "only once I touch her oooooooo, and I even withdraw sef. So how the belle go be my own grin". So bros, no be to do 10 rounds dey guarantee pikin. Now for the other one, you may be losing interest because of the kind of sex wey you dey receive. I've come to discover that all holes aren't the same when it comes to sex. I have a friend that can go 3 rounds with his sidechick but he can't go 2 with the wife. I've come to discover that when a kpekus is tight, men tend to get more excited and anxious to drill it than when it's wide and "LAGBA LAGBA", hence we thank the originator of vagina tightening cream. So going back to your complaint, is it that you're naturally a lazy man on bed or your wife's body no dey motivate you? But whatever advise you may get from this place, go and see a fertility doctor and try to spice your love life with your wife. Definitely you will be a father by next year and don't forget to share the good news with us all. Feel free to invite me for the child's naming ceremony but that will be after I get a confirmation result of your DNA test because non-virgins can't be trusted.

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
grin grin
You are actually a wise personality, I often misconstrue you for a troll. Your words are filled with wisdom.
At OP, you don't need more rounds to impregnate your wife. I remember when I had the first raw sex with my side chick. I only lasted 5 thrusts before cumming. Maybe due to the fact that I was doing a quickie. The next month, she told me her period has stopped. I didn't believe I could be the father of the baby. As a matter of fact, I abandoned her until the baby was born. Can you believe that when I saw pictures of the baby, he was my exact replica, as if I spat him out.

In conclusion, if having a child is your goal, try to make sure you know when your wife is ovulating (na the Koko). It is only an ovulating womb that can receive and grow seed.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Marks Her 24th Birthday With ₦10 Million Giveaway To Fans by SQLmastar(m): 8:55am On Oct 11, 2025
Chilota2:
She's my age mate thou... Just a 6days different
.
Your age mate, and so what?
Do you wanna measure up with her?

Btw, how did she come about the 10million naira? Nollywood doesn't pay that much. Ohh I forgot, she must have stolen collected the funds from her grandfather's lockbox
CareerRe: See How Green Man And His Team Made Customer Service Week Unforgettable (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 10:47pm On Oct 10, 2025
folake4u:
The women in your team are beautiful.
You mean the women in his family. grin
I don't see any corporate logo or setup here.
I don't see any "customer service" theme here.
I don't see any offices.

Dude just took a family photoshoot
FamilyRe: Name Something You Should Never Run Out Of? by SQLmastar(m): 10:39pm On Oct 10, 2025
Never run out of kpekus.
Behind every successful man, there was an abundance kpekus...
Abraham has extra kpekus...his maid
King David had so many wives and still needed an extra kpekus (Beersheba) to satisfy and make him mighty.
King Solomon...you all know the story. grin
Bola Tinubu...Aside Remi, he has steady supply of Arabian kpekus.
Trump...a natural womanizer kpekus accumulator.
CrimeRe: Nigerian National Among Five Arrested In India For ₦1.66 Billion Cyber Fraud by SQLmastar(m): 12:34pm On Oct 05, 2025
Another Yoruboid deflector.
Chinweoke Emmanuel Ademokanu. A son with a Yoruba father and an eegbo mother.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 4th October 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 7:42pm On Oct 04, 2025
Angelfrost:
Liverpool, 3 straight losses are a whole new low especially for a defending champion!

Well, after this International break, dem go use Man United take ease tension for Anfield. tongue
The problem is playing Isak ahead of Ekitike.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 20th September 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 6:19pm On Sep 20, 2025
stanluiz:
Maresca is a weird coach!!

Forget that he won the FIFA club world club. That's guy is still an average coach.
Can you just hear yourself? We should forget that he won FIFA club world cup eeh?
Do you think it's an easy feat to whomp the almighty PSG and win a tournament of such calibre?
The way you Nairaland analysts elucidate your arguments is quite appalling.

For your information, Maresca is not your average coach. He is better than Arteta and Amorim.
Christianity EtcRe: Sex Is Only Beautiful In Marriage by SQLmastar(m): 5:03pm On Sep 14, 2025
PurityOrNothing:
*Purity or Nothing Global Movement*
DAILY PURITY DIGEST

Date: *9th September, 2025*

Topic: Sex Is Only Beautiful In Marriage

Genesis 2:24 NKJV
[24] Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.

*THE PURE WORD*

Becoming one flesh (sharing sexual pleasures) with someone you aren't married to is very deadly and dangerous. In extramarital or premarital sex, the partners become “one flesh” under God’s curse.

So, you should know that there's nothing like “casual sex.” Every sexual relationship at least begins a one-flesh bond. The bond will either be something beautiful (when it's within the marriage institution) or it will be something distorted (when done outside marriage).

Now, even when sexual pleasures are shared inside the marriage union, to genuinely bond, the right conditions must be put in place, such as committed love, commitment to the marriage, and a pursuit of true intimacy. It is important to know that just because sex is taking place in a marriage doesn’t necessarily mean it is truly fulfilling God’s purpose of bonding together a one-flesh relationship.

Finally, the verse said "they become one flesh". Let's place a brief emphasis on "become". It means, whilst the first sexual pleasures shared in marriage (maybe on the wedding night) can ensure that an initial bond in a one-flesh union is formed, we must know that the fullness of what God wants to do in the one flesh relationship takes time. It has to "become" overtime as they keep at it.

*Confession:*

I acknowledge that sex is a sacred act, designed by God for divine purposes. By His grace, I will honor and uphold its sanctity. In Jesus’ Name, Amen.
I've been married for over 4 years, however the most beautiful and sweetest sex I ever had was with my neighbour's wife.

I guess it was sweet and beautiful because both of us were "married", right?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 14th September 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 4:55pm On Sep 14, 2025
Angelfrost:
Well... Only kids actually think or believe no African supports any club or team outside the traditional top 4 or 6. tongue cool

Meanwhile, Man City will win... Amorim will definitely lose his job. That's practically what United is known for na - Sacking coaches.
please send legit match streaming link.
Mautd is winning by 3 goals to 1
EducationRe: The New Age Hustle: Why Lagos Youths Now Prefer Tech Skills To University Degree by SQLmastar(m): 3:42pm On Sep 14, 2025
pafra:
What do you mean by cyber security is tech bread and butter?

How about a degree in cyber security? Which institution in Nigeria is best for this course?
You sincere reply will be appreciated
To gain mastery in Cyber security, I suggest you enroll for an online degree. Coursera, MIT, etc would give you a foundation. Then you can proceed with certification in cyber security (not cheap).
AI can't replace IT security and compliance roles. As a matter of fact, if you can do a course that's related to AI security protocols and controls, then you will be a "hot cake" in the nearest future.
EducationRe: The New Age Hustle: Why Lagos Youths Now Prefer Tech Skills To University Degree by SQLmastar(m): 7:24am On Sep 14, 2025
Omoawoke:
You people should stop preaching a one way traffic

That’s the problem of Nigeria, everybody just jump into one thing and people start what they don’t even know why they are starting

Tech is not the only thing you can do to make it in life …. In fact it is one out of 100

There are still lots of opportunities and well paid careers in finance (like so much opportunities and so well paid)
Healthcare, Biotech, supply chain, cyber security, compliance, project management and so many more

And with the way AI is evolving at the speed of light, many tech skills will become irrelevant soon
Hey, I totally get where you're coming from, and you're spot on about "Nigerian" tendency to herd everyone into one path like tech's the only golden ticket. There's a whole world of opportunities out there—finance, healthcare, biotech, supply chain, cybersecurity, compliance, you name it, and they can be seriously lucrative and fulfilling. You're preaching truth there!

Secondly, while AI would definitely replace tech roles such as coding and data analysis; AI isn’t quite the grim reaper for project management and product management. Those roles are super human-centric—think wrangling teams, aligning stakeholders, or steering the vision of a product. AI can assist with data crunching or automating tasks, but it’s not sitting in the driver’s seat for those anytime soon. The nuance, the gut calls, the people skills? That’s still a human game.

Also, just a quick note—those sectors you mentioned? They’re not tech-free zones. Finance leans on fintech platforms, healthcare uses medical software, supply chain runs on logistics tech, and cybersecurity and compliance are tech’s bread and butter. Even project and product management often rely on tools like Jira or Trello to keep things humming. So, tech’s more like the engine powering these fields, not a separate lane.

Great points overall, though—diversifying career paths is the way to go!
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Rwanda: FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (1 - 0) On 6th September 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 7:10pm On Sep 06, 2025
GanagiBitrus:
FT 1-0

They tried, but why do they struggle to score a 2nd goal. We just manage score 1 & relax. That was what cost us 2 valuable pts against Zimbabwe with a last minute equaliser. Else we for dey 2nd now with 12pts.
An abysmal performance from a national side with 2 consecutive African POTY within their ranks (Osimhen and Lookman).
Let them prove their quality by carrying the whole team to glory...single handedly.
CR7 did it with Portugal in 2013, Dwight Yorke did it with Trinidad in 2005. And more recently, Antony Davies did it with Canada in 2022.
TravelRe: Court Orders British Airways To Pay Nigerian Passenger N50m For Breach Of Contra by SQLmastar(m): 6:40pm On Sep 06, 2025
OkanlawonB:
Eventhough the naira has lost value, 50M naira still amounts to about 28K euros, no european Court will award anybody so much money for a lost luggage.
An unfair judgement.
Are you being serious right now?
You and an aircraft, made me lose my luggage?
What if this luggage contained important documents worth billions of dollars?
FoodRe: Friends Fell Inside Soakaway While Cooking For Party by SQLmastar(m): 6:29pm On Sep 06, 2025
[quote author=TouchNfollow post=136703653]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdeOjdEJ6sU



to sound antagonistic, but try to incorporate some human nuances into your AI generated summary. You could prompt the AI to summarise using human commentary, so as not to appear monotonic and machine like.
CrimeRe: 26-year-old Nigerian Arrested In Poland For Forging Residence Permit by SQLmastar(m): 9:31am On Sep 06, 2025
These set of ethnic groups again?
Why do they always give TinubuLand a bad name?

Can we just allow them cede and separate to their own country? They are preventing Nigeria from achieving true development and advancement.
CultureRe: Elele Kingdom In Ikwerre Celebrate New Yam Festival (photos) by SQLmastar(m): 9:24am On Sep 06, 2025
Holyfic:
Y Dem dress like bini people, do they share the same historical cultural heritage
The Ikwerres are one of the confused set of ethnic groups in Nigeria.
They bear Igbo names, speak an Igbo dialect, celebrate Igbo festivals...yet they claim their ancestry is from the bini kingdom.

How delusional can that be? grin
RomanceRe: Did I Tell You To Train Me? — Lady Blasts Boyfriend On Sign-out Day by SQLmastar(m): 11:32pm On Sep 03, 2025
geoworldedu:
It is true she didn't beg him to train him, and it is also not bad to retrieve your stuff back. He bought the wig and wanted it back. I don't see a big deal in that too.
It is totally wrong and inhumane to try to retrieve a gift as paltry as a wig, from a lady you previously dated.
A gift is not meant to be retrieved. Did he sign an agreement with her prior to the wig gift?
The guy is too petty!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 31st August 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 4:22pm On Aug 31, 2025
Angelfrost:
Pep Guardiola... Retirement just dey scream your name!

...Next game after International break na Man United!

Hmmm...!
Who would be a suitable replacement?
Zidane?

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