₦airaland Forum

GloriousGbola:
If the mother had that kind of money, the daughter would not have gotten married at 21 and started spitting out children once a year.

Just an incoherent bs story from Andrew tate geng

what if the mother got an appointment and became rich later on? after their marriage?

CuriousStudent:
A fictional tale to shame women. Imagine catering for four kids and a bedridden man at the age of 26( when your mates are going from dates to dates and partying)

This should be the duty of a woman in her 50s whereby haven enjoyed the protection and provision of a man for decades, repays him by nursing him and taking care of him when ill health arises but not a young lady at 26.
So try to see things from the mother perspective.

Men walk out of their families and abandon their wives with kids if they feel overwhelmed or for their peace of mind,so why should this be different?

The lady in question can drop the man temporarily with his relations and give her kids to her parents then go Abroad. While abroad she can be sending money for the upkeep of her kids and husband till she can bring the kids over. The man should remain in naija while the wife hires a nurse and sends up keep till he is stable enough before he can join them over

Is she permitted to fvck other dicks while hustling abroad? Or should she remain faithful?

POUNDS IS GREATER THAN NAIRA

JbravoAdodger:
I don stake 5k on Naija win 15 odds
5k on draw 6 odds.. I am 98.7 percent certain England no fit win this match
Let's go ladies!!

Oshoala coming in fresh and rested with the game winner

owo o ti lor

To cuppy, I can be the spouse your pops speaks of.
This has nothing to do with your possessions. I am wealthy myself, with a house and Bently to my name...not counting the various houses and properties of gold my father kept for me in heaven.

Africans naturally have body odour...

BRIMBRAM:
THAT IS IF YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY TO BUY VERY GOOD PLAYERS. WHO SABI MANCITY?

Who sabi Chelsea before Abramovic money?

DLivingAncestor:
Dear Gareth Southwindow, how on earth did you not include this guy in your World Cup squad.

He is more promising that Sterling and Grealish naaa

Toney is CF. Both sterling and grealish are SS or LW.
He should drop a defender... Maguire?

As an MTN rep, please bear with us as we restore efficient services back to you.
The reason is that some BATs fell our masts...

Come off it!
That's a skin condition associated with aging. Not cream related.

How many people would vote this guy?

Why do you feel God need you to open more churches or ministries? If that's where you are expecting the calling to end.
The number of ministries in the country is already too much. I mean if the existing ministries or churches cannot help propagate the gospel of Christ or make people turn completely from their evil ways, then more churches aren't needed.

So my fellow brethren, if you feel you have the calling, you had better channel that into building and elevating your present branch. Don't open another

Fedrick100:
The Moment Chelsea signed potter as Tuchel replacement that’s when i removed my heart from Chelsea to avoid health issues

yeah, right...like you weren't happy with their previous winnings.!
Had they been trashing Brighton today, your heart would still remain with them

I'm sorry to say this but you have contracted HIV. These were the same symptoms my college friend experienced after he tipped the clitoris of a female.
You are in second stage HIV. You had better start your ARV treatment now!

SeniorMan715:
Because you don't want to

ogbeni forget. Don't mislead them into thinking sex is cheap. It is such statements that make people like this become desperate and delve into rape.
Sex ain't cheap!
Even ashawo will collect money for access to her honeypot!

Borntosmoke:
If I catch this chioma breast I go suck all the nutrient wey dey inside aam. Very juicy breast

..
Bro forget, na push-up bra she wear.
I can confirm to you her breasts are fallen like Olympus.

You are better off sucking Teni's breasts...

Sixfiguresmart:
So, what's your point?

Eat the gadamn kilishi!

Sixfiguresmart:
hahaha used to like it as a child until I saw the process. You are absolutely right. Well, there is a mallam who does this hygienically over here, and if not, I would have quit a long time ago. The government should step in and provide a sanitary location for them.

ogbeni forget about all these hygiene stuff. How many people have died from eating kilishi?
Do you know that you're 10x more likely to die from mosquito bite than unhygienic kilishi?
C'mon the body has an immune system for these sort of things. Besides, the little time it spends on fire is snuff to kill 89.23% of the disease causing organisms that may have latched onto it. The remaining 10.77% is easily destroyed by immune system.

I have been eating kilishi since I was 2 years old. Even the ones baked in the sun with those gigantic green coloured excrement flies perching on them...but never for once have I fallen sick from kilishi.

You are also more likely to die from bad government than from kilishi..

Draw game.
I have staked $100 on stake.com

historic:
And how did you come about your conclusion

I applied a statistical sampling technique too difficult for your ipobic mind to comprehend

Satedly:
so you mean the whole of Lagosians are now ipob

whole of Lagos bawo.
Those you see in rally are not up to 1 million ipobs.
Lagos has over 13million non ipobs and they all belong to Tinubu

Ipobic driver.

90% of these rally is ipob

I witnessed a cringe occurrence yesterday.
My friend came back late from work, I dropped him off. Lo and behold, his wife opened the door and gave him a dirty slap. She shouted at him for not coming back early enough to meet their fertility appointment. I watched my friend hold up himself, trying to bottle-up his rage. He hung his head and entered back into my car. We drove off...
I kept wondering if he did the right thing or not. Shouldn't he have beaten the day light out his wife?
Couples in the house, what's your take on this?

verybadmouth:
Bridal kiss

So all the other kisses are called what?

she never had a boyfriend prior to this. This is her very first ever kiss. Her lips is also virgin

Mehn.... This pastor really hit the jackpot. Imagine having an unadulterated, "tear-rubber" veejay like Mercy's. She is gonna be very tight and succelent. And to top it all, she is a true Christian with no blemishes.
Congratulations man

I can bet any with 200k SHIBA that Churchill is/has straffs this birthday woman, once or multiple times....

UptownVibes:
You want olosho to leave 50k per night to minimum wage of 30k abi? The thing is already in them,small money can't satisfy them anymore.. They are already leaving Benin to other states... One dey tell my guy yesterday say she dey nter lag, say market don bad. She said e blike say Obaseki collect infection recently, na em make am change am for them..

Obaseki has a special olosho he straffs at Ugbague. She probably infected him.
I also heard he has a curved veinous rod

OreMI22:
Nigeria with huge population, no industrial base, thieving politicians transferring their loot into hard currency. Yet they left addressing these issues and instead will be raiding bureau the change for its depreciating naira!

If we were Russia with roboust industrial base, huge oil and gas exports and small population, we would be raiding the moon now for the depreciation of the Russian currency to the US dollar.

Truly blackman's brain na wah!

The Blackman is an underdeveloped species.
Blackman = Homo sapiens
Whiteman = Homo sapiens sapiens

Today, Eden Haaland is gonna prove that he is better than CR7, better than MoSalah, better than Mapbbee but definitely below Messi, who is the GoATg (Greatest if all the greatests)

Final score:
Liverpool 1 : 4 Mancity.

J3susFr3ak:
My dear SQLMaster from Benin City....why the discouragement and faithlessness? If an infidel like Buhari can continue to contest and fail since the early 2000s and his evil agenda finally succeeded in 2015....does that mean the humble child of Christ should easily give up since Evil is ruling and oppressing now?

God is very patient and kind. Far more patient and kinder than I can ever be. In times when He seems to be distant and quiet we only need to humble ourselves before Him and repent of our arrogance and sins. When He finally begins to act...no human being can claim the credit or glory. I lived through Sani Abacha to understand the Wisdom and Power of God is un-matchable. Only He through Jesus can prove to all that no matter what....everything Power in this country is under His feet.

Buhari should never have won the election if truly the prayers of a better Nigeria get answered.
We prayed for redemption during the military regime, especially Abacha. And when he eventually died, I thought it was answers to prayers. However from 1998 till date, Nigeria has been on a downward spiral and heading for destruction and desolation. It's only a matter of time...you can pray from now till tomorrow if you so wish.

Righteousness2:
Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste – One of the key motor of the Globalist.

All the foot soldiers of the man of lawlessness are pushing for right now is a global health treaty that will give WHO the powers to declare a global lockdown, another set of vaccines, controls and all that.

This Ship is seriously Sinking!
JESUS Christ is the Life boat.
The Trumpet Is fixing to Sound!
JESUS Christ is coming to take out his own from this sinking ship.
There is no more time! Run to JESUS Now..

Your trumpet has been fixing to sound for over 2000yrs now. Don't you think it would never happen?
Prayers barely get answered...I mean if prayers were actually answered, Nigeria wouldn't be in such a deplorable state because we have been praying for her since time immemorial.

COMPAQ:
Serena ke?

Yea, Serena Williams. Ain't she decent enough?