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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 3:13pm On May 23, 2021
Chelsea to win 3_0
Correct scores.
Politics / Re: "Was It An Inside Job?" - Fani-kayode Demands Investigation Into Airforce Crash by SQLmastar(m): 11:02am On May 22, 2021
Bayajidda1:
STOP THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

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Dude Certainly Dared The Forces Of Nature When He Foolishly Played God By Making The Statement Credited To Him In The Attached Photo Below;

[b] Perhaps He Was Even Planning To Rain Bombs On The East Coast As Soon As He Returns From The Ill-Fated Trip, But The God Of The Easterners Neither Sleep Nor Slumbers.


No One Truly Knows What The Future Holds.

STOP THE ONGOING MASSACRE OF THE EASTERNERS.

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Religion / Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by SQLmastar(m): 9:42am On May 22, 2021
sholay2011:

Study (I didn't say read) your bible like never before with the help of the Holy Spirit. Fasting helps to break down the defenses of our flesh so our spirit man can be more receptive to what God is saying. But God won't suddenly start speaking "more" because you are fasting. And it has happened to me that it was after the fast that God visited me in a big way. But ensure your motive is right, pray consistently and study the scriptures alongside your fast. Fasting without these is called hunger strike.

And it is at the prerogative of the Holy Spirit to decide if He would speak with you through an audible voice or not. Hope you know it doesn't make you "more spiritual"? God speaks to us in different ways and I don't want you to start hearing familiar spirits (remember 2 Corinthians 11:14) in your desperation to hear an audible voice. Why not rephrase the prayer to "God should sharpen your spiritual sensitivity"? How He would do that...leave it to Him.
Thank you sir
Religion / Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by SQLmastar(m): 7:33pm On May 21, 2021
What more can be done to hear directly from God? ( I mean crystal clear hearing and not some thoughts from the subconscious).
I have fasted for 3days (directives from a prophet), yet I didn't hear.
Do I need to extend the fast?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 4) On 13th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 9:20pm On May 13, 2021
ShyDare:
Rashford has retrogressed this season

His decision making is one of the worst in world football

Runs into crowd
Delays his pass
Runs from tackles
Does silly dribbles

Has not dropping back to help bissaka against Liverpool overload


Wan bissaka needs an upgrade, can he fucking cross when he is attacking and in space.

Mctominay takes 1b touches, horrible in that position


Lindelof has shown again and agin he is not a good defender
This looks like a chapter from Lamentations.
What number again please?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 9th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 4:08pm On May 09, 2021
fergie001:
I was telling ghettokid1 emeijeh vickyrotex angelfrost fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 gbest90 Wordson crazygod kyase ray07 redblood01 dfrost lamasta chikason22 Oludharay openmine rodwave JidennaJason PlayerMaker14 theboss100 Sammy07 that United hasn't lost an away game since March 2020.

I also told them that Villa Park has conceded before the game started and some people refuse to believe.

This team will beat Chelsea in the European Super Cup later this year.

I believe the next UEL trophy will remain in England...I believe Liverpool will win it for England.
you was telling Bulhari, you was telling Dino, you was telling Lingard... I hope you also staked something tangible since you were hundred percent sure.. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Villarreal Europa League (0 - 0) On 6th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 10:40pm On May 06, 2021
charlesucheh:
I told one Arsenal fan that arsenal will not play the finals with Man UTD, but no! The recalcitrant guy keeps jumping left, right and centre that I was saying rubbish!!!

Now brethren, who said rubbish
I hope you also staked on this prophecy?
I told them that this would happen, I told her that that would happen, I told my guys that the sky would fall...
You were just speculative. This match could have gone either ways, so your friend wasn't saying rubbish!

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Celebrities / Re: Divine Okojie 1st Birthday: Mercy Johnson & Husband Celebrate Daughter (Video) by SQLmastar(m): 8:08pm On May 05, 2021
I wonder if her honeypot is still tight after churning out these kids. undecided
Culture / Re: "Village People" Fact Or Myth? by SQLmastar(m): 6:45pm On May 04, 2021
Mustiboy:
SQLmastar, I've messaged you several times to put me on a part to learning SQL. You didn't reply any
Watch this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPHAr4QGGVE
You can note down your questions afterwards.
Culture / Re: "Village People" Fact Or Myth? by SQLmastar(m): 9:54am On May 03, 2021
What proofs do we have? Other than nollywood scripts.

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Culture / "Village People" Fact Or Myth? by SQLmastar(m): 9:21am On May 03, 2021
Okoro was a successful businessman with strings of shops all over Alaba market. He has houses and cars to his name.
He decides to visit his hometown and in doing so, offers monetary and kind gifts to some of his kinsmen, according to his magnanimity. Few months afterwards, his business begins to crumble and he is finally reduced to a pauper...after selling all his properties ofcourse. undecided
You may have seen the above story played several times in our nollywood movies but I want to ask; are they real? Do these "village People" have the power to take away our sources of joy? If yes, who gave them these powers and why can't these powers be wielded to turn their own lives to good fortunes.

The reason for my post is this: I'm about to visit my hometown and would likely throw a party and render help to some of my folks because I haven't been home for some years now. But my girlfriend strongly opposes this. She says African villages are full of evil people.
I don't agree with her. I'm a scientist and I believe people who crumble in their businesses may have made bad decisions and this has nothing to do with village people. My father always told me to focus and work hard. They are the keys to success. He doesn't even believe in all these spiritualisms flying around. And he has also been living in the village most of his life!
Furthermore, take a look at the Western world. They don't believe in village People. Maybe that's why they are able to make economic advancements.

What's your take? Fellow Nairalandis.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 4) On 13th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 6:44pm On May 02, 2021
richmond500:
wow, why u no just sell ur papa house for 5milla den borrow another 3milla join use stake the 5odds?
u will be getting 40mila. it will be more than the 4k u will charge ppl just to give them d odd

Sense no go kill u
It's a special arrival from Argentina!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 4) On 13th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 4:25pm On May 02, 2021
Seun and Myndd4r please replace the old font!
I can't be sponsoring NL and still be sidelined with thin unreadable fonts.
Do it now else I would withdraw my sponsorship funds!

In other news, if Manutd fan's like let them protest from now till tomorrow; Liverpool must beat them.
Final score Manutd 0 3 Liverpool.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Its Mean To Acquire Higher Degree Time Wasting Or What? by SQLmastar(m): 1:06pm On Apr 29, 2021
YES IT IS!
Degrees are overrated and mostly gotten through dishonest means (eg. sex for grades, machinery, cash for grades).
Only pursue a degree iff you are naturally brilliant and want to become a lecturer. Otherwise DON"T pursue.

Take me or example, after my SSCE (7As 1F in Yoruba), I proceeded to learning IT skills. Now I'm the best PL/SQL developer in the whole South-West, if not Nigeria!

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Crime / Re: Video Of Baba Ijesha Begging After Being Caught Molesting Minor by SQLmastar(m): 12:51pm On Apr 29, 2021
These videos are doctored nau....Mtcheeww!
He who is without sin should draw his blood!

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Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke-Faani And Husband: Managing Celebrity Marriage Fracas On Social Media by SQLmastar(m): 10:57am On Apr 26, 2021
I can bet with Biharis life; Faani is a serial cheater.
Cha Cha should leave that marriage ASAP!
Let her come home and marry a respectable Ebonyi State citizen!
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde: I Was A Millionaire At The Age Of 18 When I Got Married by SQLmastar(m): 9:48pm On Apr 24, 2021
I believe her die!
We both featured in her waka pass role at age 15. I was her classmate in the movie "stillness" . She was paid $450 for the role.
So it's possible she was a millionaire at age 18.

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Romance / Re: 6 Visible Signs She Is Into You by SQLmastar(m): 12:15pm On Apr 24, 2021
stanliwise:

Test... E.g why not invite her over to your place?
Actions they say speak louder than voice
To fvck or to cook or to watch zeeworld ?
Sports / Re: Rohr Desperate To Have Ebere Eze In Super Eagles Squad by SQLmastar(m): 11:57am On Apr 24, 2021
Ebere Eze is a mediocre player. He would definitely flop at Super Eagles.
Why not try convince Victor Moses to come back? We would have defeated Algeria in last AfCON had he been in squad.

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Romance / Re: 6 Visible Signs She Is Into You by SQLmastar(m): 11:56am On Apr 24, 2021
Kudducini:
Hmm.. So this is what joy is trying to do she's been acting like this for a week now sha..


But.. I just want to be her friend oh.

I can't be feeding her and myself biko am not her father
you would have access to her tight kpekus. No dullin!
Romance / Re: 6 Visible Signs She Is Into You by SQLmastar(m): 11:52am On Apr 24, 2021
stanliwise:

And you did not receive slap. Even if she leans towards you and it is a green light. Is that a way of accepting the green light ?
how do I accept the green light?
Romance / Re: 6 Visible Signs She Is Into You by SQLmastar(m): 11:09am On Apr 24, 2021
So to be on a safe side, she must fulfill all six signs? Because there's a lady I almost kisssed in my office place because she always leans towards my face whenever conversational.
Is that Green light or amber?
Romance / Re: Lady Stuck In A Protector While Sneaking Into Her Fiance's House by SQLmastar(m): 10:35pm On Apr 23, 2021
Badbunny:
Why does this make me have some perverted thoughts tho? Lmao!

cheesy
Can your rod size her kpekus from behind or would it disappear into a deep ocean?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sobic Microfinance Bank by SQLmastar(m): 10:33pm On Apr 23, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: Six Nigerian Celebrities With Thriving Side Hustles by SQLmastar(m): 7:18pm On Apr 23, 2021
saphiere:
Four females two males.



The FUTURE is FEMALE
Do you currently have a regular supplier of rods?
Two males with two big rods are always greater than four females with small to medium sized ***** lipsrsealed

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Celebrities / Re: I’m Proud Of My Pregnancy, Uche Ogbodo Claps Back At Critics by SQLmastar(m): 9:29pm On Apr 20, 2021
A certified dickkmastr. Proficient in Mouthology And Pvssy humping!
Can't you control yourself until marriage? Of if your pvssy scratches you regularly, get a dilddo asap!
Premarital coitus is a SIN!

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Sports / Re: Borussia Dortmund, Bayern Munich Reject European Super League by SQLmastar(m): 12:19pm On Apr 19, 2021
Mtheww...they should GTFKO
Arsenal and Real Madrid have agreed! I can't wait for Arteta to begin winning Europa Super League back2back
Gunners For All!

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Sports / Re: Tuchel: Now Is The Time For Chelsea To Win The Champions League by SQLmastar(m): 8:54am On Apr 13, 2021
Chloraseptic:
As long as we are still in the competition we are a potential winner..

Is it OGS that's not in the competition that's supposed to talk about winning it..
OGS will win the Europa and Super cup.
Manutd will be a better achiever than Clelsea.

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Business / Re: Victor Okafor: Photos Of The Daughters Of Eze Ego Of Ihiala by SQLmastar(m): 12:44pm On Apr 12, 2021
henrybangs44:
dammmm!!! fffffffffff!!! I want all'a em
his daughters have been yielded to the ritual cult group from birth. Fvck them at your own peril...

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