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SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Equatorial Guinea: AFCON 2023 (1 - 1 ) On 14th January 2024 by SQLmastar(m): 6:14pm On Jan 14, 2024
angry
Damn Glo Network prevented me from playing this game; EQGuinea to win or draw.
I would have made a profit of 20k.

We go again next game. Nigeria to lose to CIV.
I encourage everyone to borrow money to stake. Super Eagles Chickens are about to make us rich!
AutosRe: ABUJA CHEAP CARS(within 25m-2.5M)AUTOPHARM-NAIJA...√√Drop Your Orders!!! by SQLmastar(m): 10:56am On Jan 14, 2024
austinceasar:
2008 Honda CR-V
Neatly used
Buy and drive 🚗
Price : 3.2m
Location : Abuja

Interested buyers should call 09038687770 let's seal every deal 2maro before new year comes around. Best of luck
Can you verify if the owners bought these cars as direct toks and hasn't used them in Nigeria for more than a 6months?
Foreign AffairsRe: Gabriel Attal Becomes France's Youngest And First Openly Gay Prime Minister by SQLmastar(m): 2:22pm On Jan 09, 2024
xband:
From the first image you can see how the France President is squeezing his face and the Education Minister, GAYbriel Attal is looking at him like he wants to .......
He wants to what? Assasinate him?
RomanceRe: What My Friend Saw On His Babe's Phone. by SQLmastar(m): 9:25am On Jan 05, 2024
The first of rule of Relationship is TRUST.
Why would you browse her phone chats? Those are private data and totally unacceptable.

She is probably a pretty a lady, therefore there is every tendency she would receive constant wooing from the male folks.

Chats, screenshots, etc. are not a proof of her infidelity.
The only proof of infidelity in a relationship is if you catch her "red-handed" in the act.
RomanceRe: Lady Weds Her Physically Challenged Lover In Akwa Ibom by SQLmastar(m): 7:41pm On Dec 14, 2023
How will they fvck?

@seun what da f**ck is "Bleep"? I tried writing ffuck and you changed it to "Bleep"

These two words are not the same angry
SportsRe: CAF Congratulates Victor Osimhen In Yoruba by SQLmastar(m): 5:45am On Dec 12, 2023
Yoruba is the de facto official language of Nigeria. Spoken by 65.66% of the population. It should become adopted as the 2nd official language.

Other languages spoken in Nigeria are irrelevant. They should be jettisoned.
FamilyRe: Surehome Marriage Seminar Question & Answer Session by SQLmastar(m): 5:40pm On Nov 26, 2023
Surehomes...
I hope they paid for this advert. Things are tough in this economy and Seun isn't running a charity company. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brentford Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 25th November 2023 by SQLmastar(m): 9:03pm On Nov 25, 2023
pek:
If Arsenal is serious about winning the title, this is the kind of stubborn game they need to win.
What next sir?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 25th November 2023 by SQLmastar(m): 6:08pm On Nov 25, 2023
modernWays:
This season so far, aside Man City, Arsenal and Liverpool, the rest of the premier league teams are almost at the same level. Anyone can beat anybody.
Wrong!
Any team can get beaten.
RomanceRe: What Do Women Think When They Do This by SQLmastar(m): 10:53am On Nov 25, 2023
cheesy
FoodRe: What Dish Can You Cook So Well? (pictures) by SQLmastar(m): 4:13pm On Nov 23, 2023
I can cook hard data, no matter the source, location or infrastructure. I can transform data into state-of-the art insights to drive business growth!

However if you are referring to the entity that enters the human mouth, I can cook German Stew, Caribbean salad, as well as indomie and hot water. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Hosts Trans-Women & Eats Lunch With Them At The Vatican (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 5:21pm On Nov 22, 2023
The Pope's decision to eat with transgender women is a compassionate and inclusive act that reflects the Church's teachings on love and acceptance. There is no scientific evidence to suggest that transgender people are different from other people in any way other than their gender identity. In fact, many transgender people were born with a gender identity that does not match the sex they were assigned at birth. These individuals often experience significant emotional and social challenges as they navigate their gender identity. The Pope's act of kindness and understanding sends a powerful message of hope and acceptance to transgender people around the world.

For what its worth, I know a trans woman who was born with a penis. Medical tests also showed she has ovaries. However after much stigma, she choose to identify as a man. grin
PhonesRe: See The "iPhone 14 Pro Max" A Nigerian Man Bought ₦44,000 by SQLmastar(m): 1:20pm On Oct 02, 2023
i14 is not the same as iphone 14.
This is not scam.

The buyer is stwpid
PoliticsRe: Tinubu CSU Certificate: Time For All Nigerians To Speak Up" - Deacon Afolabi by SQLmastar(m): 2:07pm On Sep 26, 2023
Atiku has no grounds to demand BAT records. They are personal to him and should be treated as classified records.
Let CSU publish "only" the certificate. That alone is enough to prove Atiku's forgery case.

BAT is destined to rule Nigeria and no being, spiritual or physical can remove him from that seat.
Towards the ends of BAT 8 years tenure, he should change the constitution to allow a third term.

BAT is a unifier
BAT is an economical strategist
BAT is a first class accountant
BAT would restore Nigeria top spot is Africa!
Foreign AffairsRe: Zambia: Police Bars Ex-president Lungu From "Political Jogging" by SQLmastar(m): 3:42pm On Sep 25, 2023
Can a certain certificate and Identity thief jog for at least 5 minutes?

The answer is what you know as the truth.
FamilyRe: How's Your Relationship With Your Parent by SQLmastar(m): 2:01pm On Sep 22, 2023
very good.
Me dad teaches me how to put it in and out of a woman.
CrimeRe: Labourer Beheads Farmer In Ondo After Taking Meth by SQLmastar(m): 10:38am On Sep 15, 2023
Sunday Clement is definitely an SouthYeastern IPOB miscreant.
How do I know this? The name Clement is an ibo dominated name. grin
IslamRe: Moment Phones Were Left Behind In A Mosque During Worship (Video) by SQLmastar(m): 2:12pm On Sep 02, 2023
BoldBrainz:
Very common sight in mosques.

Try it in any church and you'll be sorry for yourself.
Funny you.
Although I'm an Atheist, but the last two occasions I attended a church service (because of a damsel), items were stolen in the churches. And guess who the culprits were?... You guessed right, teenage almajiri Muslim headslammerss.
FamilyRe: Why Do Marriage Of Uneducated Couples Last Longer Than The Educated Ones? by SQLmastar(m): 2:01pm On Sep 02, 2023
Xscape1993:
If you look at the rate of failed marriages in our society today, you will know that education has nothing to with successful marriages, but good morals do.
Education gives the women an epiphany of good and evil. And trust me, evil is more pleasing on the eyes than good. Therefore education is one of the ingredients to stir up a broken marriage.
On the other hand, take a look at the northerners, whose women only know about food and making babies. They rarely leave marriages.
PoliticsRe: APC Leaders Take Pictures With Peter Obi At Senator Barau Son's Wedding by SQLmastar(m): 2:42pm On Aug 19, 2023
MadamExcellency:
Who no like better thing?

Tinubu will pick Peter Obi's call while putting Shettima's call on hold
Guy grin grin

How do you reason these stuff?? What is your source of inspiration? grin

Funny asf
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 19th August 2023 by SQLmastar(m): 2:28pm On Aug 19, 2023
Draw Game

Bruno to get injured in 71st minute...
RomanceRe: See The Hilarious Chat Between Sugar Daddy And Boyfriend by SQLmastar(m): 12:58pm On Aug 18, 2023
obembet:
Just that some boyfriend no get shame... Imagine a guy turn to a begger to your wife to be sugar daddy.

Shameless guys everywhere
Did I hear you say "wife to be?"

Such babes aren't meant for the altar. They are for the streets.
Guyman straff her while subscription lasts. Then go and look for a fine young virgin and take to the altar!
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky At Late Father's Burial by SQLmastar(m): 11:37am On Aug 16, 2023
How much did he contribute for the burials?
SportsRe: NFF Remembers Samuel Okwaraji (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 1:53pm On Aug 12, 2023
Before that game against Angola, Okwaraji scored the lone goal for Nigeria in her 99 - 1 demolition by India.

I remember the match vividly, although I was still a teenager at the time. We experienced some unconventional and surreal football tactics from the Indians. I am writing a book on this and it would be available on Kindle, very soon.

Rest on well, Samuel "The Crocodile" Okwaraji
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Nottingham Forest (2 - 1) On 12th August 2023 by SQLmastar(m): 11:43am On Aug 12, 2023
I predict a draw

Arsenal are not title contenders.

As a fan, our goal this season is to remain in top 4.
EducationRe: Amaechina Chimbusonma Nwadiuto Scores Nine A1s In 2023 WASSCE by SQLmastar(m): 11:35am On Aug 12, 2023
Hmmm Amchinna from Abuja...
Abuja is known for excellence. She is a native of Abuja

Congratulations babe

Abuja amaka!
Abuja is not SouthYeast!

wink
FoodRe: Photo Of Big Antelope Killed By A Hunter by SQLmastar(m): 11:22am On Aug 09, 2023
In a recent research carried out by the National wildlife health preservatory, this particular species of Antelopes deers (sika deer) have been shown to carry the Brucellosis pathogen... in 96.66% of cases. Brucellosis can spread to humans by touch!

PLEASE STEER CLEAR OF THAT carcass.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: No Connection, No FG Job by SQLmastar(m): 9:58am On Aug 09, 2023
Niger Area has and would always remain a huge joke.

The earlier we either japa or remain and drink sniper, the better for everyone.

I'm also working on a better option: Nuke the whole damn country to the ground!
FamilyRe: Men Can You Bath Your Wife, Wash Her Clothes And Do Chores, IF She Is Pregnant by SQLmastar(m): 11:27am On Aug 08, 2023
Lutherblaq:
My neighbour's wife is heavily pregnent, and i was shocked to see him doing things Like this:

>Washing her 'Clothes'
>Doing all manners of 'Chores'
>And even bathing her Sometimes
We all Know how, things like that are really Rare to see, And to tell you that they have been married for like 12yrs, with atleast 3 kids. so the marriege is not that new na.

now back to my question can you do thathuh
I wash my wife's clothes and undies. Whether pregnant or not!

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