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Crime › Re: Timloh Butchang Nkem Wanted By Saskatoon Police by SQLmastar(m): 11:27am On Oct 10, 2024
He is probably hiding somewhere in Nigeria. Check his hometown of Lagos State.

I can bet he is holed up in VI.

Interpol should fish him out ASAP.
TV/Movies › Re: Onyeka Evicted From Big Brother Naija No Loose Guard House by SQLmastar(m): 8:38pm On Oct 06, 2024
TeddBundy:
Chai my Onyeka with fine shape and big yansh

Who has her number I want to wife her
Omoo... Onyeka kpekus go tight wella. And also hot inside there.

I'm willing to pay 1M for a knacking session with her.
I am currently on my way to the BBN venue so that when she steps out of the house, I collect her digits Asap.
TV/Movies › Re: Victoria Evicted From Big Brother Naija No Loose Guard House by SQLmastar(m): 8:26pm On Oct 06, 2024
Ugly and boring girl.
How did she even last this long huh

I'm sure her kpekus must be a smelly one. eehwwe
TV/Movies › Re: Nelly Evicted From Big Brother Naija No Loose Guard House by SQLmastar(m): 8:22pm On Oct 06, 2024
CoronaVirusPro:
She has made a name for herself and need to exploit that opportunity.

I have a feeling Dino Melaye will sign her on.
Sign her as an artiste for his record label huh
Politics › Re: If I See Any Secret Against You, I’ll Expose It - VeryDarkMan To Lawmakers by SQLmastar(m): 3:10am On Oct 01, 2024
Softmirror:
Sheer fantasy. Na dat day Nigeria go collapse.
Nigeria has collapsed already
Politics › Re: Governor Godwin Obaseki Has Lost His Local Government To The APC. by SQLmastar(m): 6:45pm On Sep 22, 2024
At least he won his polling unit. I commend him for that.

Even the iragbiji cocaine sniffer lost his ward to the ipigd Obi supporters
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 22nd September 2024 by SQLmastar(m): 6:45pm On Sep 22, 2024
cyrusmillz:
My Arsenal . Over 20 attempts by city and just one goal that shouldn't have happened. I commend Arteta and the boys.
They would still go trophy-less this season. grin grin
Politics › Re: Petrol Hits ₦1,200/Litre In Kano, Sells For ₦‎902 At NNPC Stations by SQLmastar(m): 5:53am On Sep 04, 2024
nairalanda1:
It's called 'reality'.

All in all, subsidy should have gone since the 1980's. No two ways about it.

2012 was our last chance to do this painlessly. With benefit of hindsight.
And who were the actors that prevented that from happening in 2012 huh
Politics › Re: Naira Slumps Against Dollar Amid Fuel Price Hike by SQLmastar(m): 5:36am On Sep 04, 2024
Coolsperm:
We Yoruba Muslims are very happy and comfortable with Tinubus gvt everything is very ok in the country, na hunger go finish Aboki
We over here in the middlebelt are comfortable with the current situation in the country. We must suffer today to enjoy wealth and economic prosperity tomorrow. I just bought petrol at 1,200 per litre here in Felele and I am happy with it.

Trust the process. Tinibu is the man for the job. He is more intelligent than JFK and Obama.
My pity goes to the South. They must suffer for not voting Tinibu. HUNGER AND TRIBULATION shall befall the Obadients.
Politics › Re: My Refinery Was Tinubu’s Dream 18 Years Ago – Aliko Dangote by SQLmastar(m): 6:44pm On Sep 03, 2024
phemray:
He was correct, Tinubu dreams and works towards achieving them reason I believed him for his dream for Nigeria's prosperity. Yes, we are suffering now but in less distance time we shall balance. Dangote said in one of his interviews before now that Tinubu encourage him when he was rejected in rivers, Edo, ondo and ogun then due to strict conditions. Today, Lagos is celebrating Asiwaju that was condemned then for selling Thier massive land to dangote and gave him free conditions.
At the bolded...50 years time or 100 years huh
Politics › Re: My Refinery Was Tinubu’s Dream 18 Years Ago – Aliko Dangote by SQLmastar(m): 6:41pm On Sep 03, 2024
madridguy:
Anything to see Tinubu favour grin

Even Nigeria current hardship was Tinubu 18 years plan. Mtchew
ooh, I didn't know Nigerians were under hardship according to your supporting posts praising the New Hope agenda.

Do not speak ill of your pay masters, lest they deny you your monthly 30k stipends.
Celebrities › Re: Portable Meets Shallipopi For The First Time At The French Embassy (Video) by SQLmastar(m): 12:38am On Aug 21, 2024
It's time for a whack collabo, loading...

BTW, Portable has a dirty skin. He needs to clean up a little bit
Politics › Re: Edo 2024: Omosede Igbenedion dumps PDP, defects to APC (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 2:49pm On Aug 13, 2024
Nomercie:
Osudient are rooting for PDP from abakeleke
APC can never win 2024 governorship in Edo.
Asue Ighodalo is still the man to beat!
Fashion › Re: Mia le Roux: South Africa Crowns First Deaf Woman as Miss South Africa by SQLmastar(m): 4:48pm On Aug 11, 2024
Arostar2023:
Stop please. She was born in South Africa, and hence a citizen and qualified to contest. Whatever her mum did when she was an infant has no bearing on her citizenship.
tskk!
Nigerians' disregard for legality in all spheres of life is truly astonishing. Go and read ZA criteria for citizenship. Chidimma's history was investigated and she was found wanting.
BTW what kind of name is Adetshina? Is that Yoruba or Mozambiquan?

Look at the picture below. The word AND.
This word also caused controversies in the Presidential election judgement of 2023.

Sports › Re: D'Tigress makes history, first African Side In The Q/final Of The Olympics by SQLmastar(m): 4:53pm On Aug 04, 2024
Deziwealth:
All the useless flat headed Igbos calling tinubu a curse to the nation, where are you foools now?
Cos the girls lost the second game, all sorts of insults came on the president, now that they have won you all will never be partakers of good news the nation has to offer.
You-all don't see anything good, you have a heart filled with hatred 🤮

Congratulations girls, I am proud of you, good Nigerians are proud of you.
There is nothing to celebrate here. This is mediocrity at its finest!
WTF dude? Celebrating mere quarter-final qualifications. We should be thinking about medals celebrations and not this lowly feat.
Sports › Re: Italian Boxer, Carini Apologises To Khelif by SQLmastar(m): 3:01pm On Aug 03, 2024
DevilsEqual:
She couldn't last beyond 46secs vs a fellow female fighter and ran away

My worry tho is that, she kept hammering on how she "ran away to protect her life"... Meaning she was scared she'd lose her life if she continued
This controversy started when IBA disqualified Khalif last year based on their XY chromosome test. Note that these chromosome tests are quite different from the testosterone level tests in the female gender.

Khalif was born and brought up as a female. She was never a transgender. The IOC, however, disapproves of such tests. So going into the fight, Carini already had the impression that Khalif was "male". Therefore when the punches began to fly in, she had the defeatist mindset that they were from a "man" grin

It was fair enough that the IBA decided to award Carini the prize money. Their "unfair" test results made Carini develop a mindset of fear before the fight.
Politics › Re: 'Unless Wike Apologises, Let Everyone Stay In Their Lanes' - Senator Kingibe by SQLmastar(m): 8:15pm On Jul 30, 2024
angry
stop all these childish tantrums.
you both should go out on a date a sort your differences amicably. you could seal it with a kiss and an hour or s3x romp at the Abuja Sheraton.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Drenched In Blood - How Bangladesh Protests Turned Deadly by SQLmastar(m): 9:48am On Jul 24, 2024
Nothing would deter the concerned citizens of the Federal Republic of Nigeria from exercising their rights to protest against bad governance and tribalistic bigotry at the high places.

Frightening us with the balderdash about the bloody Bangladesh protest wouldn't work!

Come August, we are stepping out in style to end all this crap!
Sports › Re: Southgate Resigns After England's Euro 2024 Loss by SQLmastar(m): 1:54pm On Jul 16, 2024
Judolisco:
He should... I see no reason why Palmer was benched.... No reason whatsoever... Both Rice, foden and Bellingham no turnup, dem dey spoil ball for my boy saka..... Make d man try club football small
Benching palmer was not a bad strategy. Every team needs a "joker" who is introduced in time of need. Palmer should be brought in around 50 or 60 minutes.
His shortcomings were:

1. Playing Foden and Bellingham together. (both players are roamers)
2. Keeping Kane on the pitch for too long
3. Playing Trent Alexander as a DMF (though he corrected this later on)
Sports › Re: Southgate Resigns After England's Euro 2024 Loss by SQLmastar(m): 1:42pm On Jul 16, 2024
Damian911:
Good for him and EMNT
A win for both sides. Whoever will takeover as the coach should ensure Harry Kane is banished from the National Team first and most important step before anything. Thanks
You hit the head on the nail.
Harry Kane is the reason for their failures. Imagine losing two consecutive Euro finals. Ollie Watkins and Toney were enough number 9 he needed. Then add Foden, Saka and Palmer.
Health › Re: HIV Prevention Drug, Lenacapavir Shows 100% Efficacy In Clinical Trial by SQLmastar(m): 1:35pm On Jul 16, 2024
Omoo, na to begin fvck raw now...
HIV has been defeated!
NYSC › Re: Sanwo-Olu Awards ₦100,000 To Each Corper Passing Out In Lagos Today by SQLmastar(m): 1:32pm On Jul 16, 2024
jeromestarks:
This made me remember what happened during my time in the orientation camp and during my POP party.
My goodness! If you see how girls are being used, you will fear for your daughters.
One time, a guy took a girl to the toilet and fvcked every orifice on this female corper body. Later, his friends ( two guys ) joined him and did their own part. I was asked to come in and take a share but I was too focused. I couldn't let sex spoil my plans for the future. So, I left them.

When they finished with her, she couldn't work. We had to carry her to her bonk.

Once your girlfriend goes for NYSC, delete her number else, you will eat rotten pvssy all your life.
If you want a virgin woman, never marry a Corper. It's better you marry her, collect two kids from her body first before you allow her to go for NYSC than to marry her after NYSC.


If you want to have a peaceful lasting home you can return to after work, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a young virgin woman and marry. Only her can guarantee you a happy home.
Lalami, is that you?
Travel › Re: FG Repatriates 190 Nigerians From UAE by SQLmastar(m): 1:28pm On Jul 16, 2024
CyrusVI:
List out their names abeg

If that side no get like 70% of the 190, make Bianca win senatorial election for Anambra
You mean the brown roof side?
Romance › Re: Letter To My Future Wife by SQLmastar(m): 4:51pm On Jul 03, 2024
Jeon:
Count down to 11 years we've seen how dysentery he is.
😂 😂 😀😀😀😀😀
Ogbeni calm down! Jarus wasn't the author of that post.
He stated clearly that it was written back then by his blog writer.

Jumping to conclusions as usual.
Celebrities › Re: See Cubana Chief Priest's Reaction As Friends Spray Dollar Bills On Davido by SQLmastar(m): 4:21pm On Jun 26, 2024
I hope the EFCC arrests Davido and all these currency mutilators... angry
NYSC › Re: Lady In NYSC Uniform Spotted At Intl. Airport Same Day She Signed Out (Pic/Vid) by SQLmastar(m): 9:17pm On Jun 14, 2024
Lalami3232:
Were you expecting her to stay here for a year grin? Majority of us wey dey here na because we no get connection or privileged to leave, else we fit even leave on our birthday.
That's really not my business sha, my one point agenda is to enlighten men with the good news. Oga did you meet her as a virgin? If NO, then the below sentence is for you.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted
grin
This werey is back!
I hope you found the virgin wife you sojourned for.

Help me with 200k for DNA. My new baby no resemble me at all.
Celebrities › Re: Portable Has Dinner With Davido In Atlanta, USA by SQLmastar(m): 6:54pm On Jun 07, 2024
Davido would regret this newfound parley. angry
Sports › Re: Iyabo Abade 'James Johnson' Seeks ₦69M To Become Father by SQLmastar(m): 11:26pm On Jun 02, 2024
greggng:
I never knew she is still on this matter . She came from a very poor home ..her daddy was my friend b4 he died . I use to play table tennis and foot ball with iyabo.. my heart was broken when we heard the news that she has been dropped... She doesn't take her bath with other super falcon players ...one day one of them had to hide to watch her take her birth...behold thatnws how she was exposed . When I ask the father why she was that way ...he claimed he doesn't have money for operation ...On every training iuabo do score 6 yo 7 goals ...even some of her team.mates became apprehensive of her performance. When I heard she travelled to usa to become a pastor ...I was happy for her ..That she still need money for operation right now makes me feel something is not right . I used the word her cos all my life I know heras a lady...cos I visit there house at iju ishaga everyday till the father died . I only hope the Nigeria authority will come to her aid ..so that she can become what God say she can become .Is a pity she didn't fulfil her dream.of being the best female player in the world . I repeat none of the female falcon players during her time was better than her
@bolded, due to the fact that she was a man...70%
Properties › Re: As A Tenant, Share Some Rules Your Landlord Made For The House.(pics) by SQLmastar(m): 3:16pm On May 19, 2024
Henry2405:
People whose landlords live in the same house are trying 😓...

share with us
Don't poo more than once in a day, so as not to overfill the sewers. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 19th May 2024 by SQLmastar(m): 3:11pm On May 19, 2024
So Mancity games are now making Frontpage? grin grin

I thought it was only the top 4 teams that make front pages?

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