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Celebrities / Re: Maria Chike: I’m Not Negotiating My Value With Anyone” by SQLmastar(m): 6:13pm On Nov 09, 2021 |
I get it! The amount he was negotiating in clitocurrency wasn't up to your listing price. But I would advise that you take the amount he is willing to pay because it may lead to more referral from him. And more referral means more money! 15 Likes |
Sports / Re: Goals & Assists: Ronaldo 9-3 Messi! Who Has Better Performance This Season? by SQLmastar(m): 5:30pm On Nov 09, 2021 |
Before checking the poster, I already knew it was obembet. Dude can create unreasonable threads just to worship Lord Luxembourg. Who gives a fvck with goals and assists? Let both of them give us trophys! 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Goals & Assists: Ronaldo 9-3 Messi! Who Has Better Performance This Season? by SQLmastar(m): 5:27pm On Nov 09, 2021 |
Celebrities / Re: Akams_buafam Becomes Akara Brand Ambassador by SQLmastar(m): 9:21am On Nov 09, 2021 |
I want to become ambassador to bobrisky products |
Investment / Re: Royal Q Crypto Trading Robot (Updates) by SQLmastar(m): 8:31am On Nov 01, 2021 |
This looks promising enough. I tried opening a Binance link from here but it appears my location IP address is kinda restricted. I'll try to attend one of those seminars when get back to 9ja. |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Visits His Dentist In Turkey For A Sparkling White Hollywood Set Of Teeth by SQLmastar(m): 9:25pm On Oct 29, 2021 |
Romance / Re: How Do I Win Back His Friendship? by SQLmastar(m): 1:52pm On Oct 22, 2021 |
If I were Akin, I wouldn't even greet you anymore. Why didn't you ask your boyfriend to take you out of your boredom? Abeg release that juicy pussayy to him or remain in your office! 22 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Wows In Sexy Bikini Pictures by SQLmastar(m): 4:47pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Advert placement. I once fingered this Yoruba girl during her teenage years. Then her pucci was a little bit tight on my index and fvck fingers. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Investment / Re: MBA Forex (please I Need Better Explanation) by SQLmastar(m): 3:32pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
Whiteshield:MBA will come back soon. When her funds in a Carribbean bank is unfrozen, they would commence payments. Insider information. |
Politics / Re: Masari Bans Commercial Phone Charging Points In Katsina Over Banditry by SQLmastar(m): 10:11pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
Abolish Islam in your state and banditry would reduce by 80%. 24 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Maxwell Opara: Nnamdi Kanu’s Lawyer Sues DSS For Human Rights Violation by SQLmastar(m): 9:53pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
Nice one! Sue those modafvckin Fulani laden terrorist organisation called DSS . And don't forget to also sue the cow herder in Aso gate. Let him rot in gworo 2 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Paralympics Tokyo2020: Nigeria Signs Out With 2 More Medals (10 Medals In Total) by SQLmastar(m): 6:12pm On Sep 04, 2021 |
WibusJaga:awon developers. Next thing we would hear is how she stuffed 6 gallons of cocaine up her erosion laden ass's! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Science/Technology / Re: China Releases Beautiful New Photos From The Surface Of Mars by SQLmastar(m): 6:06pm On Sep 04, 2021 |
The hundredth item on my bucket list is to make love to Niki Manaj on planet Mars.... I have achieved 89/100 on my list. Please Lord of Mars, grant me this item and I would forever be grateful. |
Religion / Re: 34yrs Virgin Needs Husband by SQLmastar(m): 8:51pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
DenreleDave:how do you intend helping? Are you an experienced business owner? |
Family / Re: Should She Return The Money? by SQLmastar(m): 8:25pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
Acidosis:bitcoin investment is not bad, at least in a years time she should get double the amount. Or what do you think? Should she buy land? Where can she buy a land with complete documents, free from Government and omonle nle wahala? And my business could use some expansion right now. New equipment and stuff. I promised her % annual guaranteed. Well, it's all her choice to make. |
Family / Re: Should She Return The Money? by SQLmastar(m): 8:13pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
DaddyRochie1642:errm... I don't think okafor law would apply here because she said she had lost any atom of feelings she had for him. According to her, she almost gave him a slap when he came to see her. Secondly, the guy in question would go back to his Europe base immediately after marriage. So I doubt they would be having any contact. |
Family / Should She Return The Money? by SQLmastar(m): 6:26am On Aug 26, 2021 |
Yesterday I caught my salesgirl/accountant sobbing quietly in a corner of my shop. She quickly adjusted herself when she saw my approach. But it was too late. I had to talk with her on the issue. It turned that she had an altercation with her husband who happened to give her 2 dirty slaps for insubordination. And what was the issue? Her former boyfriend from 4 years back just came into the country to get married to his oyinbo wife. He ran into my employee and gave her the sum of 2M Naira to start a business. Why would he grant her 2M just like that? Did they resume their affair? She said there was nothing of such rather he gave the money as a form of compensation/payback. You see whilst they dated years back, she lent him a total of about 100k Naira which he promised to payback but he later broke up with her and travelled out to Europe. This was in 2017. Now he transferred the money to her and she told her husband about it and he vehemently disapproved of it and told her to return the money. She refused, which led to the domestic violence. She has a 1year old kid and her husband is a menial jobber. So I adviced her never to return the money. But create a fake transfer receipt for her husband and then follow any of these suggestions: 1. Put the money in a fixed deposit and chill. 2. Convert the money to bitcoin and chill. 3. Invest the money into my business and receive profits. 4. Share the money to less privileged. What do you think guys? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: 34yrs Virgin Needs Husband by SQLmastar(m): 1:56pm On Aug 03, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse:LOL! See men don dey line up! I would have joined the queue but I dey fear those WJ girls Besides, I'm still in my twenties (make I no go marry evening newspaper wey go dey flog me for house ) |
Religion / Re: 34yrs Virgin Needs Husband by SQLmastar(m): 1:53pm On Aug 03, 2021 |
What will I say? Marry Charles or better still get pregnant for him first! But 34yrs virgin? Meehnn her hymen is gonna be as thick as Russian kpomo. Only a very strong, rigid and technically erect diick can do the job. Is Charles up for this daunting task? I doubt. He appears to me like a simp 2 Likes |
Investment / Re: Cryptocurrency: My Story, My Millions! by SQLmastar(m): 10:33am On Jun 21, 2021 |
Well, you are right about getting a very sound crypto currency education. A lot of people are "anywhere belle face" |
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Becomes Euros All Time Top Scorer by SQLmastar(m): 7:11pm On Jun 15, 2021 |
Just lucky to have scored. The tapin master would always be the assistant to the Real GOAT in Argentina. He would win Copa America as the top scorer! 28 Likes 10 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Odion Ighalo And Lilian Esoro Are Dating, His Wife Reacts (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 7:07pm On Jun 15, 2021 |
Well, I'm fully in support. Lillian Esooro kpekus is very sweet and tight Shaa. And she's very good at BJ's. I dunno why Ubi left her. Anyways, Odion please shine her kpekus till you are satisfied and get your form back. We need you to be in top form for Quarter 2022. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Senate Minority Leader, Abaribe, Shuns Second Year Anniversary Special Session by SQLmastar(m): 2:34pm On Jun 09, 2021 |
Sen. Abaribe is the only Savoir in ipok land. Abaribe is greater than Ojukwu He is greater than Obj He is greater than Buharii He is greater than Trump! 20 Likes 2 Shares |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 8:30pm On May 29, 2021 |
uunwanaobong3:I swear down bro. I saw Sterling in the lineup and I knew Guardiola madness has started. You have won all these UCL games without sterling and then you just decided to start him in the final game for no reason? Rodri and Frnadinho are not even injured. I have given the game to Chelsea. 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 8:08pm On May 29, 2021 |
Sterling in the lineup? Guardiola has just given this game to Chelsea. Congrats to Chelsea in advance! 6 Likes |
Sports / Re: Guardiola's Record At Cup Finals Means Man City Will UCL Today by SQLmastar(m): 8:05pm On May 29, 2021 |
I'm a city fan, but Chelsea is winning this UCL. I saw Sterling in the lineup an I knew Guardiola doesn't learn lessons. Congrats to Chelsea |
Sports / Re: Real Madrid Sign David Alaba From Bayern Munich by SQLmastar(m): 7:57pm On May 28, 2021 |
Wrong signature. Alaba is pass peak. They should have signed chilwell. |
Politics / Re: Certificate Forgery Suit: Obaseki Reacts To His Victory At The Supreme Court by SQLmastar(m): 7:01pm On May 28, 2021 |
APC should go back and get a good lawyer strategist. I'm not even a lawyer but I see a lot of loopholes in Obaseki election that could be used to depose him from office. Oshomole and Izyenu, please do the needful. Obaseki is not fit for Edo State. He must leave that office this year! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 4:54pm On May 23, 2021 |
Chelsea should loose today, so they would win Mancity. Up blues. KTBLGf |
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