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|Religion / Re: 34yrs Virgin Needs Husband by SQLmastar(m): 1:56pm On Aug 03|
See men don dey line up!
I would have joined the queue but I dey fear those WJ girls
Besides, I'm still in my twenties (make I no go marry evening newspaper wey go dey flog me for house )
|Religion / Re: 34yrs Virgin Needs Husband by SQLmastar(m): 1:53pm On Aug 03|
What will I say? Marry Charles or better still get pregnant for him first!
But 34yrs virgin? Meehnn her hymen is gonna be as thick as Russian kpomo.
Only a very strong, rigid and technically erect diick can do the job.
Is Charles up for this daunting task? I doubt. He appears to me like a simp
|Investment / Re: Cryptocurrency: My Story, My Millions! by SQLmastar(m): 10:33am On Jun 21|
Well, you are right about getting a very sound crypto currency education.
A lot of people are "anywhere belle face"
|Sports / Re: Ronaldo Becomes Euros All Time Top Scorer by SQLmastar(m): 7:11pm On Jun 15|
Just lucky to have scored.
The tapin master would always be the assistant to the Real GOAT in Argentina.
He would win Copa America as the top scorer!
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|Celebrities / Re: Odion Ighalo And Lilian Esoro Are Dating, His Wife Reacts (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 7:07pm On Jun 15|
Well, I'm fully in support.
Lillian Esooro kpekus is very sweet and tight Shaa. And she's very good at BJ's. I dunno why Ubi left her.
Anyways, Odion please shine her kpekus till you are satisfied and get your form back. We need you to be in top form for Quarter 2022.
|Politics / Re: Senate Minority Leader, Abaribe, Shuns Second Year Anniversary Special Session by SQLmastar(m): 2:34pm On Jun 09|
Sen. Abaribe is the only Savoir in ipok land.
Abaribe is greater than Ojukwu
He is greater than Obj
He is greater than Buharii
He is greater than Trump!
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|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 8:30pm On May 29|
uunwanaobong3:I swear down bro. I saw Sterling in the lineup and I knew Guardiola madness has started.
You have won all these UCL games without sterling and then you just decided to start him in the final game for no reason?
Rodri and Frnadinho are not even injured.
I have given the game to Chelsea.
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 8:08pm On May 29|
Sterling in the lineup?
Guardiola has just given this game to Chelsea.
Congrats to Chelsea in advance!
|Sports / Re: Guardiola's Record At Cup Finals Means Man City Will UCL Today by SQLmastar(m): 8:05pm On May 29|
I'm a city fan, but Chelsea is winning this UCL.
I saw Sterling in the lineup an I knew Guardiola doesn't learn lessons.
Congrats to Chelsea
|Sports / Re: Real Madrid Sign David Alaba From Bayern Munich by SQLmastar(m): 7:57pm On May 28|
Alaba is pass peak.
They should have signed chilwell.
|Politics / Re: Certificate Forgery Suit: Obaseki Reacts To His Victory At The Supreme Court by SQLmastar(m): 7:01pm On May 28|
APC should go back and get a good lawyer strategist. I'm not even a lawyer but I see a lot of loopholes in Obaseki election that could be used to depose him from office.
Oshomole and Izyenu, please do the needful.
Obaseki is not fit for Edo State.
He must leave that office this year!
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 4:54pm On May 23|
Chelsea should loose today, so they would win Mancity.
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 3:13pm On May 23|
Chelsea to win 3_0
|Politics / Re: "Was It An Inside Job?" - Fani-kayode Demands Investigation Into Airforce Crash by SQLmastar(m): 11:02am On May 22|
|Religion / Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by SQLmastar(m): 9:42am On May 22|
sholay2011:Thank you sir
|Religion / Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by SQLmastar(m): 7:33pm On May 21|
What more can be done to hear directly from God? ( I mean crystal clear hearing and not some thoughts from the subconscious).
I have fasted for 3days (directives from a prophet), yet I didn't hear.
Do I need to extend the fast?
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 4) On 13th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 9:20pm On May 13|
ShyDare:This looks like a chapter from Lamentations.
What number again please?
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|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 9th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 4:08pm On May 09|
fergie001:you was telling Bulhari, you was telling Dino, you was telling Lingard... I hope you also staked something tangible since you were hundred percent sure..
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Villarreal Europa League (0 - 0) On 6th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 10:40pm On May 06|
charlesucheh:I hope you also staked on this prophecy?
I told them that this would happen, I told her that that would happen, I told my guys that the sky would fall...
You were just speculative. This match could have gone either ways, so your friend wasn't saying rubbish!
|Celebrities / Re: Divine Okojie 1st Birthday: Mercy Johnson & Husband Celebrate Daughter (Video) by SQLmastar(m): 8:08pm On May 05|
I wonder if her honeypot is still tight after churning out these kids.
|Culture / Re: "Village People" Fact Or Myth? by SQLmastar(m): 6:45pm On May 04|
|Culture / Re: "Village People" Fact Or Myth? by SQLmastar(m): 9:54am On May 03|
What proofs do we have? Other than nollywood scripts.
|Culture / "Village People" Fact Or Myth? by SQLmastar(m): 9:21am On May 03|
Okoro was a successful businessman with strings of shops all over Alaba market. He has houses and cars to his name.
He decides to visit his hometown and in doing so, offers monetary and kind gifts to some of his kinsmen, according to his magnanimity. Few months afterwards, his business begins to crumble and he is finally reduced to a pauper...after selling all his properties ofcourse.
You may have seen the above story played several times in our nollywood movies but I want to ask; are they real? Do these "village People" have the power to take away our sources of joy? If yes, who gave them these powers and why can't these powers be wielded to turn their own lives to good fortunes.
The reason for my post is this: I'm about to visit my hometown and would likely throw a party and render help to some of my folks because I haven't been home for some years now. But my girlfriend strongly opposes this. She says African villages are full of evil people.
I don't agree with her. I'm a scientist and I believe people who crumble in their businesses may have made bad decisions and this has nothing to do with village people. My father always told me to focus and work hard. They are the keys to success. He doesn't even believe in all these spiritualisms flying around. And he has also been living in the village most of his life!
Furthermore, take a look at the Western world. They don't believe in village People. Maybe that's why they are able to make economic advancements.
What's your take? Fellow Nairalandis.
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|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 4) On 13th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 6:44pm On May 02|
richmond500:It's a special arrival from Argentina!
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 4) On 13th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 4:25pm On May 02|
Seun and Myndd4r please replace the old font!
I can't be sponsoring NL and still be sidelined with thin unreadable fonts.
Do it now else I would withdraw my sponsorship funds!
In other news, if Manutd fan's like let them protest from now till tomorrow; Liverpool must beat them.
Final score Manutd 0 3 Liverpool.
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|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Its Mean To Acquire Higher Degree Time Wasting Or What? by SQLmastar(m): 1:06pm On Apr 29|
YES IT IS!
Degrees are overrated and mostly gotten through dishonest means (eg. sex for grades, machinery, cash for grades).
Only pursue a degree iff you are naturally brilliant and want to become a lecturer. Otherwise DON"T pursue.
Take me or example, after my SSCE (7As 1F in Yoruba), I proceeded to learning IT skills. Now I'm the best PL/SQL developer in the whole South-West, if not Nigeria!
|Crime / Re: Video Of Baba Ijesha Begging After Being Caught Molesting Minor by SQLmastar(m): 12:51pm On Apr 29|
These videos are doctored nau....Mtcheeww!
He who is without sin should draw his blood!
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|Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke-Faani And Husband: Managing Celebrity Marriage Fracas On Social Media by SQLmastar(m): 10:57am On Apr 26|
I can bet with Biharis life; Faani is a serial cheater.
Cha Cha should leave that marriage ASAP!
Let her come home and marry a respectable Ebonyi State citizen!
|Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde: I Was A Millionaire At The Age Of 18 When I Got Married by SQLmastar(m): 9:48pm On Apr 24|
I believe her die!
We both featured in her waka pass role at age 15. I was her classmate in the movie "stillness" . She was paid $450 for the role.
So it's possible she was a millionaire at age 18.
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