Valwezzy:


He’s a BLUES for LIFE.
He’s not going back, Chelsea bought him for £40m.

Mancity has a buy-back option for him, which they would utilize.
Palmer belongs to city. He is a replacement for KDB. Chelsea can have Grealish for free.

2Radii:
Baba abeg can u teach me SQLAlchemy??

Search for Ssali Jonathan on YouTube. Or you watch other videos. There are loads of free video tutorials on the topic.

CyracksMrBlogger:
they need to appease the water goddess first, they are angry, they had given several warnings but the Nollywood industry didn't listen.

What water goddess? Does such mumbo-jumbo still exist in the minds of educated actors and producers?

Can I see a picture of this water goddess? What is her real name? Does she have kids?

This move is a little overboard if you ask me. Why give an indefinite suspension to all movie sets within riverine areas? Why not enforce rules that would mandate the strict use of water safety equipment and body wear?

vicdom:

Lol.... See this one that was all over this platform defending buhari and APC in the last 8yrs is claiming woke

Actually, the joke is on you brah

Both he and the OP are bigoted clowns

He rose on the third day.
Died on Friday, and rose on Sunday. That's 2 days

Vanity.
It is ridiculous to spend NGN1B on luxurious cars within a span of seven 7days.
Doesn't he have anything better to do with his funds? If he seeks happiness by these spending sprees, then I'm afraid he is in for surprise.
Besides, on which roads does he expect to ride these machines in an efficient manner? Nigerian roads with pot-holes and gallops? Pfft!

Truthfullone19:


I don't think the argument is about the reality of Miracles, but in the fact that what is taking place at the healing school of Christ embassy is an abuse of the vulnerable .

The only question I have: why did Pst Anita and Chris get divorced?
Why couldn't they settle their differences?
I mean, several people looked up to them!

Pfftt!
I don't know the sort of humans listening to his songs. They are wack and croaky music, to say the least.
I'll try and investigate this news to be very sure. I doubt its authenticity.
Let me proceed with querying that Audiomack DB.

Hmmm,
In Nigeria, they all stare at Bobrisky's bum

Clown, what do you need a pension for? After siphoning Abia State funds and lavishing them on posh hotels all over the country, in the company of several clitometer owners.
You need to pay the State some money every month. How about 500k per month? Because of the loot you accumulated, the State is currently having challenges paying pensions to the REAL workers.

Get Lost Ikpeazu!

Would she remain faithful?
Is the hubby's rod big enough to manoeuvre her borehole veejay?

Lasien:


wow...sorry for that, do you mind to share your reason? we might learn a thing from it

Nasty temper, is arrogant and always denies me sex. I'll divorce her by Easter and collect my 500k bride price back.

jeromestarks:
There are girls you will marry and you will know deep in your heart that the marriage won't last.
This is one of such girls.


You want a lasting happy home? Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry.

Ignore my advice and you will regret ever getting married like many men are currently regretting.

I married my wife as a virgin and I'm currently in regret.

If only he knew the mileage on her clitometer, he wouldn't agree to waste funds on a pre-wedding ritual.

IamZam:
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I checked recently, and the price of IELTS is advertised to be over ₦250,000 on the British Council website. In comparison, ielts.ng offers the test for ONLY ₦134,000!

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A potential saving of over 100k or a potential loss of 134k ?

Joker of the week!
You want Ohafia to benefit from the power distribution? What do they have to offer?
Mr Honorable please go and offset the N2Bn outstanding arrears to EEDC ASAP!

The power project is strictly for communities with the capacity to pay. Do you think it would be for free?

Well, this exercise shouldn't lead to long queues within the banking hall, if the banks know their onions.

I was at Access Bank the other day and I witnessed a humongous crowd.

How about creating an online secured portal for all citizens to link BVN/NIN from the comfort of their homes? Rocket science? I don't think so.

Powersurge:
This looks demeaning.

This reminds me of my first job after graduation.

All my colleagues were master degree holder with 8-15 years experience in that field (though they were all thieves. Like 98% of Nigerians).

My former manager (an Indian man) has ND equivalent. He was paid in dollars ($2000 then). He's entitled to vacation to anywhere once a year with his family.

Meanwhile, my colleagues salary were ₦40,000-₦50,000.

After the Indian man left, they brought a fresh graduate (like myself) from India. He came as a management trainee (like myself), yet he was the Manager.

You can never be the best for the job in the eyes of Nigerians.

I know this company you speak of. A disco in the south.

Katcall:
have you fùcked inside office b4

Yes, only on one occasion.
It was early in the morning, a lady walked into my office and bang, bang bang!

PastorOlokonla:
I am sick and tired of working from home. My social life is dying. I never get to drive my car or wear my new clother. Which kain whala be this.

I don miss social life and office romance tire.

The solution to this is simple.
1. Invite your office crush over to your house. There you both can work from home together.
2. Take your crush to her/his home in your car.
3. Wear your new clothes when working from home.

Ekpenuwa:
Edo State PDP Gubernatorial Election Update
OGBEIDE IHAMA STEP DOWN FOR ASUEN IGHODALO

This Ihama guy is always stepping down.
Stepped down for Obaseki
Stepped down for Pastor
Now stepping down for Ighodalo

EreluRoz:
Nonsense , if he was actually a real boyfriend she won't have the audacity to accept his offer, I blame the man for everything that happened.

I wonder why some ladies go crazy over these guys, the way I will dry him ehn.

If na me and all these musicians remain for this earth it's konji that'll kill all of them kos ordinary hug they'll not get.

Are you a bro or a lady?

Lemme know so that I can reply you accordingly.

post=128560066:

Wtf

Foodconsumer:
How would he show his value in this mediocre team? Midfield is uncreative and very poor in supplying the forwards.

What are you saying bros?
Osimhen has missed way too many chances in this torney

It's just a minor glitch from GIFMIS. The line item meant to feed the payroll endpoint failed to load. Probably due to an unoptimized query.
When I wrote the first legacy code for GIFMIS I told them that it would need to become optimized in future because the employee grade level API doesn't support records exceeding 3000 records in a single batch.

For a Quick solution:
1. Try to run the payroll endpoint using a batch limit of 1000

Long Term Solution:
1. Contract me back into your technical team. But this time around you gonna pay me in USD.
My rates: 2000USD per issue ticket resolved.

The Eagle would be defeated by the Elephant.

Eagle 0: Elephant 2

Sorry Nigerians. You shall mourn and cry today.
CIV would punish you all for the pains you inflicted on Ghana and SA

I doubt the authenticity of this list.
Covenant University should be number 5
UNN should be number 2

Without reading the post, I already knew the culprit pregnant woman must be an indigene of that erosion-ravaged region.
This region is known for the following:

1. Chest beating
2. Yam leggedness
3. Drug Trafficking
4. Child trafficking
5. Rapistism
6. Internet Fraud/Scams
7. Funds Embezzlement
8. Election Rigging
9.

Ivory Coast for the trophy.
I'm sorry Nigerians. You shall all weep come 11pm Sunday.

Here's my advice for tomorrow:
1. Stake a tangible amount on Ivory Coast. I staked a whooping 100k
2. Do not bother watching the game. I have scheduled an online evangelism programme. Join me on mixlr
3. Do not argue with fellow Nigerians. They are all filled with hate and anger. Tomorrow's loss would only aggravate their petulant mood

tollyboy5:

The lord told me you're my wife

Are you gay?
Why do you want to wife a man?