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Religion / Re: 34yrs Virgin Needs Husband by SQLmastar(m): 1:56pm On Aug 03

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, really touching! embarassed

I am Maximus one of Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like if i join in the discussion? smiley
See men don dey line up! grin grin

I would have joined the queue but I dey fear those WJ girls cheesy
Besides, I'm still in my twenties (make I no go marry evening newspaper wey go dey flog me for house grin grin)
Religion / Re: 34yrs Virgin Needs Husband by SQLmastar(m): 1:53pm On Aug 03
What will I say? Marry Charles or better still get pregnant for him first!
But 34yrs virgin? Meehnn her hymen is gonna be as thick as Russian kpomo. cheesy cheesy
Only a very strong, rigid and technically erect diick can do the job.
Is Charles up for this daunting task? I doubt. He appears to me like a simp


Investment / Re: Cryptocurrency: My Story, My Millions! by SQLmastar(m): 10:33am On Jun 21
Well, you are right about getting a very sound crypto currency education.
A lot of people are "anywhere belle face"
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Becomes Euros All Time Top Scorer by SQLmastar(m): 7:11pm On Jun 15
Just lucky to have scored.
The tapin master would always be the assistant to the Real GOAT in Argentina.
He would win Copa America as the top scorer!

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Celebrities / Re: Odion Ighalo And Lilian Esoro Are Dating, His Wife Reacts (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 7:07pm On Jun 15
Well, I'm fully in support.
Lillian Esooro kpekus is very sweet and tight Shaa. And she's very good at BJ's. I dunno why Ubi left her.
Anyways, Odion please shine her kpekus till you are satisfied and get your form back. We need you to be in top form for Quarter 2022.

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Politics / Re: Senate Minority Leader, Abaribe, Shuns Second Year Anniversary Special Session by SQLmastar(m): 2:34pm On Jun 09
Sen. Abaribe is the only Savoir in ipok land.
Abaribe is greater than Ojukwu
He is greater than Obj
He is greater than Buharii
He is greater than Trump!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 8:30pm On May 29


I swear down bro. I saw Sterling in the lineup and I knew Guardiola madness has started.
You have won all these UCL games without sterling and then you just decided to start him in the final game for no reason?
Rodri and Frnadinho are not even injured.

I have given the game to Chelsea.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 8:08pm On May 29
Sterling in the lineup?
Guardiola has just given this game to Chelsea.

Congrats to Chelsea in advance!


Sports / Re: Guardiola's Record At Cup Finals Means Man City Will UCL Today by SQLmastar(m): 8:05pm On May 29
I'm a city fan, but Chelsea is winning this UCL.
I saw Sterling in the lineup an I knew Guardiola doesn't learn lessons.

Congrats to Chelsea
Sports / Re: Real Madrid Sign David Alaba From Bayern Munich by SQLmastar(m): 7:57pm On May 28
Wrong signature.
Alaba is pass peak.
They should have signed chilwell.
Politics / Re: Certificate Forgery Suit: Obaseki Reacts To His Victory At The Supreme Court by SQLmastar(m): 7:01pm On May 28
APC should go back and get a good lawyer strategist. I'm not even a lawyer but I see a lot of loopholes in Obaseki election that could be used to depose him from office.
Oshomole and Izyenu, please do the needful.

Obaseki is not fit for Edo State.
He must leave that office this year!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 4:54pm On May 23
Chelsea should loose today, so they would win Mancity.

Up blues.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 3:13pm On May 23
Chelsea to win 3_0
Correct scores.
Politics / Re: "Was It An Inside Job?" - Fani-kayode Demands Investigation Into Airforce Crash by SQLmastar(m): 11:02am On May 22

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Dude Certainly Dared The Forces Of Nature When He Foolishly Played God By Making The Statement Credited To Him In The Attached Photo Below;

[b] Perhaps He Was Even Planning To Rain Bombs On The East Coast As Soon As He Returns From The Ill-Fated Trip, But The God Of The Easterners Neither Sleep Nor Slumbers.

No One Truly Knows What The Future Holds.


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Religion / Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by SQLmastar(m): 9:42am On May 22

Study (I didn't say read) your bible like never before with the help of the Holy Spirit. Fasting helps to break down the defenses of our flesh so our spirit man can be more receptive to what God is saying. But God won't suddenly start speaking "more" because you are fasting. And it has happened to me that it was after the fast that God visited me in a big way. But ensure your motive is right, pray consistently and study the scriptures alongside your fast. Fasting without these is called hunger strike.

And it is at the prerogative of the Holy Spirit to decide if He would speak with you through an audible voice or not. Hope you know it doesn't make you "more spiritual"? God speaks to us in different ways and I don't want you to start hearing familiar spirits (remember 2 Corinthians 11:14) in your desperation to hear an audible voice. Why not rephrase the prayer to "God should sharpen your spiritual sensitivity"? How He would do that...leave it to Him.
Thank you sir
Religion / Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by SQLmastar(m): 7:33pm On May 21
What more can be done to hear directly from God? ( I mean crystal clear hearing and not some thoughts from the subconscious).
I have fasted for 3days (directives from a prophet), yet I didn't hear.
Do I need to extend the fast?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 4) On 13th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 9:20pm On May 13
Rashford has retrogressed this season

His decision making is one of the worst in world football

Runs into crowd
Delays his pass
Runs from tackles
Does silly dribbles

Has not dropping back to help bissaka against Liverpool overload

Wan bissaka needs an upgrade, can he fucking cross when he is attacking and in space.

Mctominay takes 1b touches, horrible in that position

Lindelof has shown again and agin he is not a good defender
This looks like a chapter from Lamentations.
What number again please?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 9th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 4:08pm On May 09
I was telling ghettokid1 emeijeh vickyrotex angelfrost fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 gbest90 Wordson crazygod kyase ray07 redblood01 dfrost lamasta chikason22 Oludharay openmine rodwave JidennaJason PlayerMaker14 theboss100 Sammy07 that United hasn't lost an away game since March 2020.

I also told them that Villa Park has conceded before the game started and some people refuse to believe.

This team will beat Chelsea in the European Super Cup later this year.

I believe the next UEL trophy will remain in England...I believe Liverpool will win it for England.
you was telling Bulhari, you was telling Dino, you was telling Lingard... I hope you also staked something tangible since you were hundred percent sure.. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Villarreal Europa League (0 - 0) On 6th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 10:40pm On May 06
I told one Arsenal fan that arsenal will not play the finals with Man UTD, but no! The recalcitrant guy keeps jumping left, right and centre that I was saying rubbish!!!

Now brethren, who said rubbish
I hope you also staked on this prophecy?
I told them that this would happen, I told her that that would happen, I told my guys that the sky would fall...
You were just speculative. This match could have gone either ways, so your friend wasn't saying rubbish!

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Celebrities / Re: Divine Okojie 1st Birthday: Mercy Johnson & Husband Celebrate Daughter (Video) by SQLmastar(m): 8:08pm On May 05
I wonder if her honeypot is still tight after churning out these kids. undecided
Culture / Re: "Village People" Fact Or Myth? by SQLmastar(m): 6:45pm On May 04
SQLmastar, I've messaged you several times to put me on a part to learning SQL. You didn't reply any
Watch this video
You can note down your questions afterwards.
Culture / Re: "Village People" Fact Or Myth? by SQLmastar(m): 9:54am On May 03
What proofs do we have? Other than nollywood scripts.


Culture / "Village People" Fact Or Myth? by SQLmastar(m): 9:21am On May 03
Okoro was a successful businessman with strings of shops all over Alaba market. He has houses and cars to his name.
He decides to visit his hometown and in doing so, offers monetary and kind gifts to some of his kinsmen, according to his magnanimity. Few months afterwards, his business begins to crumble and he is finally reduced to a pauper...after selling all his properties ofcourse. undecided
You may have seen the above story played several times in our nollywood movies but I want to ask; are they real? Do these "village People" have the power to take away our sources of joy? If yes, who gave them these powers and why can't these powers be wielded to turn their own lives to good fortunes.

The reason for my post is this: I'm about to visit my hometown and would likely throw a party and render help to some of my folks because I haven't been home for some years now. But my girlfriend strongly opposes this. She says African villages are full of evil people.
I don't agree with her. I'm a scientist and I believe people who crumble in their businesses may have made bad decisions and this has nothing to do with village people. My father always told me to focus and work hard. They are the keys to success. He doesn't even believe in all these spiritualisms flying around. And he has also been living in the village most of his life!
Furthermore, take a look at the Western world. They don't believe in village People. Maybe that's why they are able to make economic advancements.

What's your take? Fellow Nairalandis.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 4) On 13th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 6:44pm On May 02
wow, why u no just sell ur papa house for 5milla den borrow another 3milla join use stake the 5odds?
u will be getting 40mila. it will be more than the 4k u will charge ppl just to give them d odd

Sense no go kill u
It's a special arrival from Argentina!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 4) On 13th May 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 4:25pm On May 02
Seun and Myndd4r please replace the old font!
I can't be sponsoring NL and still be sidelined with thin unreadable fonts.
Do it now else I would withdraw my sponsorship funds!

In other news, if Manutd fan's like let them protest from now till tomorrow; Liverpool must beat them.
Final score Manutd 0 3 Liverpool.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Its Mean To Acquire Higher Degree Time Wasting Or What? by SQLmastar(m): 1:06pm On Apr 29
Degrees are overrated and mostly gotten through dishonest means (eg. sex for grades, machinery, cash for grades).
Only pursue a degree iff you are naturally brilliant and want to become a lecturer. Otherwise DON"T pursue.

Take me or example, after my SSCE (7As 1F in Yoruba), I proceeded to learning IT skills. Now I'm the best PL/SQL developer in the whole South-West, if not Nigeria!

wink wink


Crime / Re: Video Of Baba Ijesha Begging After Being Caught Molesting Minor by SQLmastar(m): 12:51pm On Apr 29
These videos are doctored nau....Mtcheeww!
He who is without sin should draw his blood!

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Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke-Faani And Husband: Managing Celebrity Marriage Fracas On Social Media by SQLmastar(m): 10:57am On Apr 26
I can bet with Biharis life; Faani is a serial cheater.
Cha Cha should leave that marriage ASAP!
Let her come home and marry a respectable Ebonyi State citizen!
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde: I Was A Millionaire At The Age Of 18 When I Got Married by SQLmastar(m): 9:48pm On Apr 24
I believe her die!
We both featured in her waka pass role at age 15. I was her classmate in the movie "stillness" . She was paid $450 for the role.
So it's possible she was a millionaire at age 18.

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