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osazsky:
Bournemouth don still score Chelsea if them never sack this coach he nor go get sense uefa has to apologize to the whole world for organizing a useless preseason tournament were this average poor team emerged victorious and d whole world thought they were good joke of d century

Preseason that saw PSG and your precious Mancity become flops...

Chelsea is an elite team.
Every team has ups and downs.

Wordson:
We won at last..
I knew it would be a tough one...

Thank God we won!!
We need that trophy as consolation for not making it to world cup

Then prepare to forgo your consolation, cos that trophy ain't coming to Naija.
Look for something else to console you...maybe the hope of Arsenal winning the EPL.

dominique:
I don't think anybody expects man city to lose or draw this match, to a struggling west Ham at Etihad? Nah! Nuno Espirito Santos is a tactician not a magician

Beneath all the charade, I know you are subconsciously expecting a draw from this match.

duduade:
I hope they take her to the hospital to check if the seal to the hole has not broken 😂

You mean her A**hole?

etokhana:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfSCRAZ-4_4



Source

Please check and confirm that none of them have been defiled by those uncircumcised baandiits!

bentenny:
Aside the three goals scored,there was no pattern of play!
Just pass pass pass and pass!
No collective counterpressing!
I have said it and I will keep saying it...as good as Gravenbach is,he is no defensive midfielder!
Play Endo in that position until you get a DM by January but overall,there is no intensity and no pressing once again!
I have said it before that this controlling stuff will come to bite us.....
Once again Slot has tried but we have to admit that this style of play doesn't suit the players and since he can't change,then he should go!
If you can't get Klopp to salvage this season,get an areola or zidane!

Aside the 3 goals scored? No pattern of play?
Why do you want to keep a whole 3 goals aside just so your agenda would agend?

Liverpool had a pattern of play. They took a 2goal lead. And even scored a third goal to restablish their lead. It was unfortunate that Leeds equalised in controversial circumstances. There was a handball on CalvertLewitt prior to the Tanaka goal.

dominique:
Sunderland no gree for anybody this season. I hope they win city today so they can be guaranteed of an European slot

If you like don't go and ask Arteta to seek counsel from teams that won EPL back2back, even with injury woes. You want Sunderland to do your work for you by winning City?
The same way you wanted Son to score and win Mancity.
This is December. Remind me what usually happens to Arsenal during this period?

Angelfrost:
You overestimate that relegation team...!

Their bubble go eventually burst.

Which bubble?
They're gonna remain in the top half. Don't forget Xhaka influence.

Nat404:
I told them that the match would end in over 2.5 goals but no one believe that.

I believe you.
I hope you staked some tangible sum to it as well?

Juv2:
Estavo coordinate naa

Don't worry yourself. Chelsea is winning today.
Arsenal defence duo of Gabriel and Saliba are absent. Mksquera is a flop.

Angelfrost:
Arsenal is just so fortunate this season...!

No one but themselves can stop them from winning that title!

They would still bottle. Wait till January.
It's either Chelsea or City steals it from them.í

erniok:
Slot made a mistake in selling Diaz.

You mean in buying Isak?

Wordson:
Like I said before, Na dem sabi...
I no fit watch our match for now... We still dey do promo!!
And this promo fit last till end of season as I dey see am. Nottingham forest wey every team dey beat con turn Goliath for Anfield... SMH!
SMH!
SMH!
So pathetic!!

You are not a true Red!
You're a lily livered fan!
I don't wanna say you are a glory hunter.
Why would a true fan decide to boycott their matches?

Offpoint1:
From defenders to keeper, from keeper back to defenders... No accurate pass, no forward, slow to pass ball and so on... SE are playing rûbbish.

It'll take a miracle for us not to lose this match

Stake 10k for Congo to advance to the next stage.
That way, win or lose, it's a Win/Win for you. Your mind would be at rest!

Corner FC strikes again.
They're not worthy champions.

NOETHNICITY:
Life is a test. If God were to destroy sinners before they ever had the chance to exercise their free will, they would claim they were never given a fair opportunity. For this world to truly serve as a test, God must allow the existence of some degree of evil — because without the freedom to choose between good and evil, there would be no basis for rewarding the righteous with eternal bliss.

So you believe there is still a chance for those in hell fire to be forgiven and given a second chance?

Hullcity:
May Arsenal win the league this season . May our mockers be put to shame. Ameeen!

Even if they are 10 points ahead of all, they must surely bottle.
Manutd stand a better chance to win EPL this season.
Saliba is now injured. Wait and watch what happens in the next couple of games. I'm not witch-hunting them, but...

NOETHNICITY:
The religions that are false are false base on certain criteria of truth.
1, Internal consistency and coherence
2, Authentic Revelation
3, Textual integrity


Now plot your religion through this objective standard of truth.

Hmmm, I don't think Christianity is consistent and coherent.
Explain having so much love for the world, and also wanting to punish those you love in a lake of consuming fire... forever and ever!
Were it not better to just end the life of sinners, once and for all? I mean, let them return to dust!

chudez0147:
I don’t see Man city winning this game . Fixed match 1:1full time scores

How was it fixed?
Did you fix it?

I wanna stake Mancity to win 3 to 1

GanagiBitrus:
He fat pass Mbeumo?

Anyway, he should proceed on 28days dry fasting.

Guyyy
It surprises that there are players who maybe a little bit more overweight than Boniface but still performing optimally. Take for example, Mateta of Crystal Palace. That guy looks bulky for a CF, yet he carries himself well.

Nickymichy:
He has been to 5 world cup competition and score in all the 5 times. At least 1 goal in each competition

Same as Klose.
They just wanted Ronaldo on that list by all means possible.

Angelfrost:
The owner of the club needs to go too...!

Most of these club owners are the real problems of their clubs.

Sacking a winning coach with a great record just because of personal beef has to be one of the dumbest things ever done in the football business.

Please enlighten me on why he axed Nuno.

Lalami3232:
First of all, make I correct you for one mistake wey you dey make. No be person wey go numerous rounds na dey get belle, only one shot can lead to triplet sef. Haven't you seen guys complaining that "only once I touch her oooooooo, and I even withdraw sef. So how the belle go be my own ". So bros, no be to do 10 rounds dey guarantee pikin. Now for the other one, you may be losing interest because of the kind of sex wey you dey receive. I've come to discover that all holes aren't the same when it comes to sex. I have a friend that can go 3 rounds with his sidechick but he can't go 2 with the wife. I've come to discover that when a kpekus is tight, men tend to get more excited and anxious to drill it than when it's wide and "LAGBA LAGBA", hence we thank the originator of vagina tightening cream. So going back to your complaint, is it that you're naturally a lazy man on bed or your wife's body no dey motivate you? But whatever advise you may get from this place, go and see a fertility doctor and try to spice your love life with your wife. Definitely you will be a father by next year and don't forget to share the good news with us all. Feel free to invite me for the child's naming ceremony but that will be after I get a confirmation result of your DNA test because non-virgins can't be trusted.

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test

You are actually a wise personality, I often misconstrue you for a troll. Your words are filled with wisdom.
At OP, you don't need more rounds to impregnate your wife. I remember when I had the first raw sex with my side chick. I only lasted 5 thrusts before cumming. Maybe due to the fact that I was doing a quickie. The next month, she told me her period has stopped. I didn't believe I could be the father of the baby. As a matter of fact, I abandoned her until the baby was born. Can you believe that when I saw pictures of the baby, he was my exact replica, as if I spat him out.

In conclusion, if having a child is your goal, try to make sure you know when your wife is ovulating (na the Koko). It is only an ovulating womb that can receive and grow seed.

Chilota2:
She's my age mate thou... Just a 6days different

.
Your age mate, and so what?
Do you wanna measure up with her?

Btw, how did she come about the 10million naira? Nollywood doesn't pay that much. Ohh I forgot, she must have stolen collected the funds from her grandfather's lockbox

folake4u:
The women in your team are beautiful.

You mean the women in his family.
I don't see any corporate logo or setup here.
I don't see any "customer service" theme here.
I don't see any offices.

Dude just took a family photoshoot

Never run out of kpekus.
Behind every successful man, there was an abundance kpekus...
Abraham has extra kpekus...his maid
King David had so many wives and still needed an extra kpekus (Beersheba) to satisfy and make him mighty.
King Solomon...you all know the story.
Bola Tinubu...Aside Remi, he has steady supply of Arabian kpekus.
Trump...a natural womanizer kpekus accumulator.

Another Yoruboid deflector.
Chinweoke Emmanuel Ademokanu. A son with a Yoruba father and an eegbo mother.

Angelfrost:
Liverpool, 3 straight losses are a whole new low especially for a defending champion!

Well, after this International break, dem go use Man United take ease tension for Anfield.

The problem is playing Isak ahead of Ekitike.

stanluiz:
Maresca is a weird coach!!

Forget that he won the FIFA club world club. That's guy is still an average coach.

Can you just hear yourself? We should forget that he won FIFA club world cup eeh?
Do you think it's an easy feat to whomp the almighty PSG and win a tournament of such calibre?
The way you Nairaland analysts elucidate your arguments is quite appalling.

For your information, Maresca is not your average coach. He is better than Arteta and Amorim.

PurityOrNothing:
*Purity or Nothing Global Movement*
DAILY PURITY DIGEST

Date: *9th September, 2025*

Topic: Sex Is Only Beautiful In Marriage

Genesis 2:24 NKJV
[24] Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.

*THE PURE WORD*

Becoming one flesh (sharing sexual pleasures) with someone you aren't married to is very deadly and dangerous. In extramarital or premarital sex, the partners become “one flesh” under God’s curse.

So, you should know that there's nothing like “casual sex.” Every sexual relationship at least begins a one-flesh bond. The bond will either be something beautiful (when it's within the marriage institution) or it will be something distorted (when done outside marriage).

Now, even when sexual pleasures are shared inside the marriage union, to genuinely bond, the right conditions must be put in place, such as committed love, commitment to the marriage, and a pursuit of true intimacy. It is important to know that just because sex is taking place in a marriage doesn’t necessarily mean it is truly fulfilling God’s purpose of bonding together a one-flesh relationship.

Finally, the verse said "they become one flesh". Let's place a brief emphasis on "become". It means, whilst the first sexual pleasures shared in marriage (maybe on the wedding night) can ensure that an initial bond in a one-flesh union is formed, we must know that the fullness of what God wants to do in the one flesh relationship takes time. It has to "become" overtime as they keep at it.

*Confession:*

I acknowledge that sex is a sacred act, designed by God for divine purposes. By His grace, I will honor and uphold its sanctity. In Jesus’ Name, Amen.

I've been married for over 4 years, however the most beautiful and sweetest sex I ever had was with my neighbour's wife.

I guess it was sweet and beautiful because both of us were "married", right?