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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Chinwo Kisses Her Husband Pastor Blessed At Their Church Wedding by SQLmastar(m): 10:17pm On Aug 13, 2022
verybadmouth:
Bridal kiss

So all the other kisses are called what?
she never had a boyfriend prior to this. This is her very first ever kiss. Her lips is also virgin
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Chinwo Kisses Her Husband Pastor Blessed At Their Church Wedding by SQLmastar(m): 10:11pm On Aug 13, 2022
Mehn.... This pastor really hit the jackpot. Imagine having an unadulterated, "tear-rubber" veejay like Mercy's. She is gonna be very tight and succelent. And to top it all, she is a true Christian with no blemishes.
Congratulations man

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Celebrities / Re: Churchill, AY Comedian, Others Celebrate Alexreports Wife As She Marks Birthday by SQLmastar(m): 5:11pm On Aug 11, 2022
I can bet any with 200k SHIBA that Churchill is/has straffs this birthday woman, once or multiple times....

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Romance / Re: Sex Workers Disguised As Tomatoes Sellers Spotted On The Street Of Edo by SQLmastar(m): 7:09pm On Aug 02, 2022
UptownVibes:
You want olosho to leave 50k per night to minimum wage of 30k abi? The thing is already in them,small money can't satisfy them anymore.. They are already leaving Benin to other states... One dey tell my guy yesterday say she dey nter lag, say market don bad. She said e blike say Obaseki collect infection recently, na em make am change am for them.. grin
Obaseki has a special olosho he straffs at Ugbague. She probably infected him.
I also heard he has a curved veinous rod
Business / Re: Falling Naira: EFCC Raids Bureau De Change Firms by SQLmastar(m): 1:50pm On Jul 30, 2022
OreMI22:
Nigeria with huge population, no industrial base, thieving politicians transferring their loot into hard currency. Yet they left addressing these issues and instead will be raiding bureau the change for its depreciating naira!

If we were Russia with roboust industrial base, huge oil and gas exports and small population, we would be raiding the moon now for the depreciation of the Russian currency to the US dollar.

Truly blackman's brain na wah!
The Blackman is an underdeveloped species.
Blackman = Homo sapiens
Whiteman = Homo sapiens sapiens
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (3 - 1) On 30th July 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 1:34pm On Jul 30, 2022
Today, Eden Haaland is gonna prove that he is better than CR7, better than MoSalah, better than Mapbbee but definitely below Messi, who is the GoATg (Greatest if all the greatests)

Final score:
Liverpool 1 : 4 Mancity.
Health / Re: Europe Reports First Monkeypox-related Death by SQLmastar(m): 1:32pm On Jul 30, 2022
J3susFr3ak:


My dear SQLMaster from Benin City....why the discouragement and faithlessness? If an infidel like Buhari can continue to contest and fail since the early 2000s and his evil agenda finally succeeded in 2015....does that mean the humble child of Christ should easily give up since Evil is ruling and oppressing now?

God is very patient and kind. Far more patient and kinder than I can ever be. In times when He seems to be distant and quiet we only need to humble ourselves before Him and repent of our arrogance and sins. When He finally begins to act...no human being can claim the credit or glory. I lived through Sani Abacha to understand the Wisdom and Power of God is un-matchable. Only He through Jesus can prove to all that no matter what....everything Power in this country is under His feet.
Buhari should never have won the election if truly the prayers of a better Nigeria get answered.
We prayed for redemption during the military regime, especially Abacha. And when he eventually died, I thought it was answers to prayers. However from 1998 till date, Nigeria has been on a downward spiral and heading for destruction and desolation. It's only a matter of time...you can pray from now till tomorrow if you so wish. cool
Health / Re: Europe Reports First Monkeypox-related Death by SQLmastar(m): 12:35pm On Jul 30, 2022
Righteousness2:
Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste – One of the key motor of the Globalist.

All the foot soldiers of the man of lawlessness are pushing for right now is a global health treaty that will give WHO the powers to declare a global lockdown, another set of vaccines, controls and all that.

This Ship is seriously Sinking!
JESUS Christ is the Life boat.
The Trumpet Is fixing to Sound!
JESUS Christ is coming to take out his own from this sinking ship.
There is no more time! Run to JESUS Now..

Your trumpet has been fixing to sound for over 2000yrs now. Don't you think it would never happen?
Prayers barely get answered...I mean if prayers were actually answered, Nigeria wouldn't be in such a deplorable state because we have been praying for her since time immemorial.
Celebrities / Re: Will Smith Finally Apologizes To Chris Rock, Reaches Out To His Brother & Mother by SQLmastar(m): 10:11am On Jul 30, 2022
COMPAQ:


Serena ke?
Yea, Serena Williams. Ain't she decent enough?
Celebrities / Re: Will Smith Finally Apologizes To Chris Rock, Reaches Out To His Brother & Mother by SQLmastar(m): 6:24am On Jul 30, 2022
Simp of the century.
If only you had simped for a decent female like Reese or Serena, it would be a little bit better. But instead you chose a farm tool... tsk tsk tsk

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija Season 7 should be postponed till after 2023 election by SQLmastar(m): 9:14pm On Jul 23, 2022
Leave bbn. I want the show, however I would love if they can show the sex scenes without the duvets.
Business / Re: Flutterwave Shuts Down Virtual Dollar Card Service by SQLmastar(m): 10:34pm On Jul 15, 2022
Osatarris:
Just become OBI-dient and YUS-ful to your life by getting your PVC, vote on election day & also protect your vote from BATS or else A ti Ku o!
I can bet my remaining 400 dollars in barter app that you don't have a PVC.
70% of "obidients" do not have PVC.
I'm afraid this election would be won by Tinubu.

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Politics / Re: Lagos 2023: PDP Set To Unveil Funke Akindele As Running Mate On Tuesday by SQLmastar(m): 11:37pm On Jul 11, 2022
Lagos opposition parties shouldn't bother fielding any candidates. It would be better they invest their funds into my silo business. Why? Because Samwolu and Tinubu has hijacked lagos.mm
TV/Movies / Re: Big Break Moment Africa Reality Show: 500 Students Auditioned In FCT For N30m by SQLmastar(m): 11:35pm On Jul 11, 2022
Hmmm. That BlessingCEO boobs looks digestable. I hope it's natural and not padded undecided
Though her kpekus would be very wide, e sure me diie
Religion / Re: What Is The Use Of The 7 Books Of Moses by SQLmastar(m): 12:57am On Jul 08, 2022
I read the book with a seal I got from an antique store when I visited Greece.
I didn't expect it to be real though. I read a paragraph where I called out some words that sounded Aramaic. I felt a sudden gush of wind then nothing happened.
However on the third day after I completed the book, I had a dream where someone who goes by the name of Azezal, gave me a black stone. When I woke, I went to wash my car. Lo and behold, I saw the same black stone on top of my bonnet.
I'm still trying to figure out what to do with the stone. I guess I'll just ditch it.
Religion / Re: Man Sets Russian Church On Fire Because His Wife Kept Donating To It (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 6:55pm On Jul 03, 2022
jesusjnr2020:
If the church was a physical building by now both the Name and Gospel of Jesus would have been history because men would have made it disappear long ago.

But thank God the church is not a physical building but a spiritual one, so the Name and Gospel of Jesus still stands tall above all else.

So all the fire in this world even that in hell cannot burn down the church of Jesus.

"Upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." Matthew 16:18 (KJV)

God bless.
Hell is not real.
Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa Donates Cash To Small Business Owners In Jos by SQLmastar(m): 9:32pm On Jun 27, 2022
If you like donate your life. We need you to retire from super Eagles, so that someone like Dennis can become a full member
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Chinwo Fiancé Explains What He Meant By "She Is Like A Sister To Me" by SQLmastar(m): 6:50pm On Jun 27, 2022
Hmmm.
A sister?
Have you guys already do the do? As in, has he tested to confirm?
Religion / Re: What Is The Most Effective Way Of Preaching The Gospel? by SQLmastar(m): 11:54am On Jun 26, 2022
The best way is to preach with signs and wonders.
People are in dire need of miracles. Imagine going to a crusade ground and not receiving healing, despite the fact that you believed in the power at work.
Why do people filled with faith still battle with ailments and afflictions?
Jesus didn't just preach by good examples, He performed miracles! What is Christianity without the manifestation of the power of God?
Sports / Re: Done Deal: Inter Milan sign Lukaku on loan, with no buy-back option by SQLmastar(m): 4:58pm On Jun 22, 2022
Gbest90:

grin grin

Just pray he doesn't revive his form at Inter.

Cos it will finally make strikers hate Chelsea.

From Falcao to Torres to Morata to Giroud to Higuain and now Lukaku.

What's it with Chelsea and strikers.

I won't say Torres was a flop at Chelsea. Because he helped them win 2 major trophies...UCL and UEL. Money well spent if you ask me
Investment / Re: Bitcoin Drops Below $20k by SQLmastar(m): 7:50pm On Jun 18, 2022
wirinet:
Thank God I hold my own crypto in stable coin (USDT). I have never trusted bitcoin and alt coins.
shocked
I hope this was also your stance when BTC hit 40k+ dollars in early 2021 and turned many into millionaires, no?

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Politics / Re: NNPP Announces Ladipo Johnson As Kwankwaso's Running Mate by SQLmastar(m): 5:42pm On Jun 18, 2022
Smithkafors:
Nice..... After the merger, anything less than president for Peter Obi and vice for kwankwaso will not be accepted. If not everyone go their way.
Due to the amendment on the electoral laws, neither Kwankwaso nor Peter Obi can become a vp of another party, because they have both contested for the presidential seat within same electoral period.

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Politics / Re: Mbaka Apologizes To Peter Obi Again (See Full Statement) by SQLmastar(m): 5:40pm On Jun 18, 2022
Ournolly:

You mean the shaky hands of Tinubu?
Tinubu is stronger and fitter than Atiku. Those videos and pictures you saw online were heavily doctored.
Politics / Re: Mbaka Apologizes To Peter Obi Again (See Full Statement) by SQLmastar(m): 4:03pm On Jun 18, 2022
I see the hands of Tinubu all over this... undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is ODG Africa For Real?? by SQLmastar(m): 4:06pm On Jun 13, 2022
Ayusgene111:
EVEN IF U DECIDE TO JOIN THIS CRAP, U WILL HAVE TO BRING IN AND REGISTER PEOPLE WITH UR CODE AT LEAST 500 TO 800 PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO BE ALSO VERY ACTIVE IN BRINGING IN PEOPLE TOO BEFORE U CAN EARN ANY SUBSTAINTIAL COMMISSION FROM THE COMPANY OR EVEN GET TO A REPUTABLE LEVEL OR POSITION...THIS COULD TAKE ALMOST 2 OR 3 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE...U WILL JUST BE WORKING FOR THEM SOURCING FOR PEOPLE TO JOIN AND THEY EARNING COMMISSION WITH YOUR SWEAT... THE DRUGS AND FARM PRODUCE IS A COVER UP

THAT IS WHY U CAN SEE THEM VORACIOUSLY INVADING EVERYWHERE ESPECIALLY INDEED.COM. TO DISGUISE IN EVERY FORM AND DECEIVE PEOPLE ALL IN THE NAME OF JOB OFFERS......I FEEL THIS IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE PUNISHABLE BY LAW.....
LET PEOPLE KNOW WHAT IS UP...IT IS LEFT TO THEM TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO JOIN UR TEAM OF MLM NETWORK...
THIS DECEIT IS GETTING TOO MUCH AND ITS SPREADING LIKE COVID DISEASES AND WE SEE IT AND KEEP QUIET...
O boy! The indeed invasion was what I couldn't fathom. These guys are extra serious with invasion.
Can you imagine? My younger sister painstakingly completed her profile on indeed and even went as far as answering aptitude test questions. When an interview invite landed, we were all happy. I haven't heard about this ODG company so I encouraged her to go.
However, when she told me the company address...I was weak! Because I knew that the only company that would invite you for an interview along Oba Ogunji axis was GNLD!
ODG, una weldone oo

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Celebrities / Re: Stop Tagging Me To Posts Related To My Dad - Yul Edochie’s Daughter Speaks Out by SQLmastar(m): 7:46pm On Jun 12, 2022
Ok. We would stop tagging you if you can prove to us that your hymen is still intact!
Crime / Re: Lady Confronts Man For Touching Inappropriately Inside A Bus In Ikorodu Lagos by SQLmastar(m): 10:01pm On Jun 08, 2022
And what's so special about her thighs?
Mtcheew. Clout chasing vagina people

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage: I Want A Man That Matches My Energy (video) by SQLmastar(m): 2:38am On Jun 05, 2022
MansoryMX:
With your pussy on public display for the entire world to see and you were even rubbing your clit in the process as dem smash you. I pity man wey go take you serious because your toto na community tool. Only a simp of a man can match your rotten energy.
Is Kanye West a simp for marrying Kim despite her previous shortcomings and sex tapes?
Romance / Re: A Lady Lists Her Conditions Before She Can Accept A Guy's Proposal by SQLmastar(m): 10:46am On Jun 03, 2022
I will agree to her conditions if and only if she is a varrjjin. And how can I ascertain if she is a varrjjin?
Well, I can do this by actually testing her waters with my testing tool. No, I won't penetrate. But once the tip of my rod touches the foil of her hymen, I would pull out ASAP!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Aston Villa ( 3 - 2) On 22nd May 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 4:50pm On May 22, 2022
phemmyjohnson:
I don’t understand what’s wrong with pep and Fernandinho.. stop using that guy wtf ..
that pep behaves like a lunatic.
Last UCL finals when he was supposed to play Fernandinho as DMF, he didn't use him. Today he is meant to play real defenders, he is using Fernandinho.
Is this a curse or something?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Dwight Schar: Inside £48million Superyacht Owned By US Billionaire (Pictures) by SQLmastar(m): 2:19pm On May 20, 2022
Waste of funds.
If I had $60M, I would buy Toyota Corolla , Build House in village, Marry Ini Edo....


Then Donate the rest to charity!

grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Floyd Mayweather Shows Off The Shopping He Did In Dubai (Photos, Video) by SQLmastar(m): 10:05pm On May 19, 2022
SARSCoV2:


Floyd cannot go broke again. He is a mad investor.

He is loud and mad investor. His investment spirit can be compared to likes of Curtis Jackson , Shaquille and Sean Combs.

And when you see men who sink wealth in real estates, they can never go broke, they can only become richer.
Your real estate can depreciate in value due to some circumstances.
Watch the movie: Soccer Mom Madam

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