The most righteous human on NL, please come and tell us how the crabs were sent to prepare us for Armageddon.

This AlexRepo sef...
Btw, I'm waiting for your award of the best president in Africa to be given to the Gworo chewing Fulanist.

uniquebright:

You re talking of World cup wey we never qualify? Na now the real qualifies wan Start. Playoff begins

Nigerian team won't qualify for Quatar.
They've got no soul.
It's better the quit playing qualifiers

BigYash:
If you have their kind of money,guy you will do worst.. Moreover its not even showing off like you claimed.. Man utd niggas are driving their cars to work,same way you drive your own car..

And what makes you think the dude you quoted even owns a bicycle??

What's the essence of this post? To spite them or what?
So because they are performing poorly on the pitch, they are now expected to arrive with keke napep?

Keep the 60k job, since it comes with accommodation.
Find a good working class lady that earns at least 100k monthly. Friend her, chyke her, propose her and marry her. Both of you should live in that accommodation.
Then watch as your life would improve gradually.

You're welcome!

I get it!
The amount he was negotiating in clitocurrency wasn't up to your listing price.
But I would advise that you take the amount he is willing to pay because it may lead to more referral from him. And more referral means more money!

Before checking the poster, I already knew it was obembet. Dude can create unreasonable threads just to worship Lord Luxembourg.
Who gives a fvck with goals and assists?
Let both of them give us trophys!

I want to become ambassador to bobrisky products

This looks promising enough.
I tried opening a Binance link from here but it appears my location IP address is kinda restricted. I'll try to attend one of those seminars when get back to 9ja.

If I were Akin, I wouldn't even greet you anymore.
Why didn't you ask your boyfriend to take you out of your boredom?

Abeg release that juicy pussayy to him or remain in your office!

Advert placement.
I once fingered this Yoruba girl during her teenage years. Then her pucci was a little bit tight on my index and fvck fingers.

Whiteshield:


You're a big mugu. Maxwell chop you clean, nothing you fit do.

MBA will come back soon.
When her funds in a Carribbean bank is unfrozen, they would commence payments.

Insider information.

Abolish Islam in your state and banditry would reduce by 80%.

Nice one!
Sue those modafvckin Fulani laden terrorist organisation called DSS .
And don't forget to also sue the cow herder in Aso gate. Let him rot in gworo

WibusJaga:

I just knew it. It just has to be our folks from Southern Nigeria.

awon developers. Next thing we would hear is how she stuffed 6 gallons of cocaine up her erosion laden ass's!

The hundredth item on my bucket list is to make love to Niki Manaj on planet Mars....
I have achieved 89/100 on my list.
Please Lord of Mars, grant me this item and I would forever be grateful.

DenreleDave:

Pls can I talk to that lady Dt received 1 million naira..


I can help out.. She shud nt return it too..

She should open a cryp.to account and keep it there

how do you intend helping? Are you an experienced business owner?

Acidosis:
Sure you're a manager/business owner? Your advice no follow at all.

You want her to put the largest sum she's probably seen all her life in Bitcoin?

How do you advise a "less privileged" and "menial jobber" to will her life's biggest earning to another less privileged?


You wicked.

bitcoin investment is not bad, at least in a years time she should get double the amount.
Or what do you think?
Should she buy land? Where can she buy a land with complete documents, free from Government and omonle nle wahala?
And my business could use some expansion right now. New equipment and stuff. I promised her % annual guaranteed.

Well, it's all her choice to make.

DaddyRochie1642:




Okafor's law is already in play here, its just a matter of time

errm... I don't think okafor law would apply here because she said she had lost any atom of feelings she had for him. According to her, she almost gave him a slap when he came to see her.
Secondly, the guy in question would go back to his Europe base immediately after marriage. So I doubt they would be having any contact.

Yesterday I caught my salesgirl/accountant sobbing quietly in a corner of my shop. She quickly adjusted herself when she saw my approach. But it was too late. I had to talk with her on the issue.
It turned that she had an altercation with her husband who happened to give her 2 dirty slaps for insubordination. And what was the issue? Her former boyfriend from 4 years back just came into the country to get married to his oyinbo wife. He ran into my employee and gave her the sum of 2M Naira to start a business.
Why would he grant her 2M just like that? Did they resume their affair? She said there was nothing of such rather he gave the money as a form of compensation/payback.
You see whilst they dated years back, she lent him a total of about 100k Naira which he promised to payback but he later broke up with her and travelled out to Europe. This was in 2017.
Now he transferred the money to her and she told her husband about it and he vehemently disapproved of it and told her to return the money. She refused, which led to the domestic violence.
She has a 1year old kid and her husband is a menial jobber. So I adviced her never to return the money. But create a fake transfer receipt for her husband and then follow any of these suggestions:
1. Put the money in a fixed deposit and chill.
2. Convert the money to bitcoin and chill.
3. Invest the money into my business and receive profits.
4. Share the money to less privileged.


What do you think guys?

MaxInDHouse:



Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, really touching!

I am Maximus one of Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like if i join in the discussion?

LOL!
See men don dey line up!

I would have joined the queue but I dey fear those WJ girls
Besides, I'm still in my twenties (make I no go marry evening newspaper wey go dey flog me for house )

What will I say? Marry Charles or better still get pregnant for him first!
But 34yrs virgin? Meehnn her hymen is gonna be as thick as Russian kpomo.
Only a very strong, rigid and technically erect diick can do the job.
Is Charles up for this daunting task? I doubt. He appears to me like a simp

Well, you are right about getting a very sound crypto currency education.
A lot of people are "anywhere belle face"

Just lucky to have scored.
The tapin master would always be the assistant to the Real GOAT in Argentina.
He would win Copa America as the top scorer!

Well, I'm fully in support.
Lillian Esooro kpekus is very sweet and tight Shaa. And she's very good at BJ's. I dunno why Ubi left her.
Anyways, Odion please shine her kpekus till you are satisfied and get your form back. We need you to be in top form for Quarter 2022.

Sen. Abaribe is the only Savoir in ipok land.
Abaribe is greater than Ojukwu
He is greater than Obj
He is greater than Buharii
He is greater than Trump!