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TravelRe: Men Watching Big Buttocks While Driving, Cause Of Most Crashes In Ghana - Offici by SQLmastar(m): 3:42pm On Mar 29, 2024
Hmmm,
In Nigeria, they all stare at Bobrisky's bum grin grin
PoliticsRe: I Don't Receive Pension From Abia Government — Ex-Governor Ikpeazu by SQLmastar(m): 3:37pm On Mar 20, 2024
wink
Clown, what do you need a pension for? After siphoning Abia State funds and lavishing them on posh hotels all over the country, in the company of several clitometer owners.
You need to pay the State some money every month. How about 500k per month? Because of the loot you accumulated, the State is currently having challenges paying pensions to the REAL workers.

Get Lost Ikpeazu!
CelebritiesRe: Queen Atang And David Oyekanmi's Traditional Marriage Photos by SQLmastar(m): 1:23pm On Mar 14, 2024
cheesy
Would she remain faithful?
Is the hubby's rod big enough to manoeuvre her borehole veejay?
CelebritiesRe: Queen BBNaija And Fiancé, David's Pre-Wedding Photos by SQLmastar(m): 8:31pm On Mar 12, 2024
Lasien:
wow...sorry for that, do you mind to share your reason? we might learn a thing from it
Nasty temper, is arrogant and always denies me sex. I'll divorce her by Easter and collect my 500k bride price back.
CelebritiesRe: Queen BBNaija And Fiancé, David's Pre-Wedding Photos by SQLmastar(m): 6:36pm On Mar 12, 2024
jeromestarks:
There are girls you will marry and you will know deep in your heart that the marriage won't last.
This is one of such girls.


You want a lasting happy home? Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry.

Ignore my advice and you will regret ever getting married like many men are currently regretting.
I married my wife as a virgin and I'm currently in regret.
CelebritiesRe: Queen BBNaija And Fiancé, David's Pre-Wedding Photos by SQLmastar(m): 6:28pm On Mar 12, 2024
grin
If only he knew the mileage on her clitometer, he wouldn't agree to waste funds on a pre-wedding ritual.
EducationRe: IELTS is Still N134,000 On IELTS.NG by SQLmastar(m): 7:31pm On Mar 11, 2024
IamZam:
According to the information shared by @temabef on X, the IELTS test fee is still N134,000 on www.ielts.ng and people seeking to take the test can register for future test dates ahead:

"Now is the PERFECT time to take your IELTS and ACE your score!

I checked recently, and the price of IELTS is advertised to be over ₦250,000 on the British Council website. In comparison, ielts.ng offers the test for ONLY ₦134,000!

That's a HUGE potential saving of over ₦100,000!"

link: https://twitter.com/temabef/status/1766116680868978814

Sponsored Post
angry
A potential saving of over 100k or a potential loss of 134k ? huh
PoliticsRe: Geometric Power Project Capable Of Benefitting Ohafia - Lawmaker by SQLmastar(m): 10:43pm On Mar 10, 2024
grin
Joker of the week!
You want Ohafia to benefit from the power distribution? What do they have to offer?
Mr Honorable please go and offset the N2Bn outstanding arrears to EEDC ASAP!

The power project is strictly for communities with the capacity to pay. Do you think it would be for free?
BusinessRe: BVN, NIN Requirement: CBN Keeps Mum As Deadline Expires by SQLmastar(m): 12:36pm On Mar 02, 2024
wink
Well, this exercise shouldn't lead to long queues within the banking hall, if the banks know their onions.

I was at Access Bank the other day and I witnessed a humongous crowd.

How about creating an online secured portal for all citizens to link BVN/NIN from the comfort of their homes? Rocket science? I don't think so.
SportsRe: NFF Appoints Augustine Eguavoen As Interim Manager Of The Super Eagles by SQLmastar(m): 12:16pm On Mar 02, 2024
Powersurge:
This looks demeaning.

This reminds me of my first job after graduation.

All my colleagues were master degree holder with 8-15 years experience in that field (though they were all thieves. Like 98% of Nigerians).

My former manager (an Indian man) has ND equivalent. He was paid in dollars ($2000 then). He's entitled to vacation to anywhere once a year with his family.

Meanwhile, my colleagues salary were ₦40,000-₦50,000.

After the Indian man left, they brought a fresh graduate (like myself) from India. He came as a management trainee (like myself), yet he was the Manager.

You can never be the best for the job in the eyes of Nigerians.
grin
I know this company you speak of. A disco in the south.
CareerRe: Work From Home Wahala by SQLmastar(m): 2:03pm On Feb 28, 2024
Katcall:
have you fùcked inside office b4
Yes, only on one occasion.
It was early in the morning, a lady walked into my office and bang, bang bang!
CareerRe: Work From Home Wahala by SQLmastar(m): 1:08pm On Feb 27, 2024
PastorOlokonla:
I am sick and tired of working from home. My social life is dying. I never get to drive my car or wear my new clother. Which kain whala be this.

I don miss social life and office romance tire.
The solution to this is simple.
1. Invite your office crush over to your house. There you both can work from home together.
2. Take your crush to her/his home in your car.
3. Wear your new clothes when working from home.
PoliticsRe: Edo State PDP Primary's Update: Ogbeide Ihama step down by SQLmastar(m): 4:26pm On Feb 22, 2024
Ekpenuwa:
Edo State PDP Gubernatorial Election Update
OGBEIDE IHAMA STEP DOWN FOR ASUEN IGHODALO
This Ihama guy is always stepping down. undecided
Stepped down for Obaseki
Stepped down for Pastor
Now stepping down for Ighodalo
CelebritiesRe: Man Left Heartbroken After Omah Lay Grind His Girlfriend On Stage by SQLmastar(m): 3:34pm On Feb 22, 2024
EreluRoz:
Nonsense , if he was actually a real boyfriend she won't have the audacity to accept his offer, I blame the man for everything that happened.

I wonder why some ladies go crazy over these guys, the way I will dry him ehn.

If na me and all these musicians remain for this earth it's konji that'll kill all of them kos ordinary hug they'll not get.
Are you a bro or a lady?

Lemme know so that I can reply you accordingly.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Directs Payment Of State House Electricity Bill by SQLmastar(m): 10:53pm On Feb 20, 2024
post=128560066:
Wtf shocked shocked shocked
angry
CrimeRe: Minister Of Women Affairs Places ₦2 Million Bounty On Adachukwu Okafor by SQLmastar(m): 7:10pm On Feb 12, 2024
cheesy
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by SQLmastar(m): 10:26pm On Feb 11, 2024
Foodconsumer:
How would he show his value in this mediocre team? Midfield is uncreative and very poor in supplying the forwards.
What are you saying bros?
Osimhen has missed way too many chances in this torney
PoliticsRe: Pay Us Our January Salaries, Nigerian Federal Workers Lament by SQLmastar(m): 10:01pm On Feb 11, 2024
It's just a minor glitch from GIFMIS. The line item meant to feed the payroll endpoint failed to load. Probably due to an unoptimized query.
When I wrote the first legacy code for GIFMIS I told them that it would need to become optimized in future because the employee grade level API doesn't support records exceeding 3000 records in a single batch.

For a Quick solution:
1. Try to run the payroll endpoint using a batch limit of 1000

Long Term Solution:
1. Contract me back into your technical team. But this time around you gonna pay me in USD.
My rates: 2000USD per issue ticket resolved.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by SQLmastar(m): 3:15pm On Feb 11, 2024
The Eagle would be defeated by the Elephant.

Eagle 0: Elephant 2

Sorry Nigerians. You shall mourn and cry today.
CIV would punish you all for the pains you inflicted on Ghana and SA
EducationRe: Two Nigerian Universities Break Into Africa's Top 10 by SQLmastar(m): 3:09pm On Feb 11, 2024
I doubt the authenticity of this list.
Covenant University should be number 5
UNN should be number 2
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Pregnant Lady, Insurgents Drug Supplier, Intercepts Illicit Drugs by SQLmastar(m): 3:03pm On Feb 11, 2024
grin
Without reading the post, I already knew the culprit pregnant woman must be an indigene of that erosion-ravaged region.
This region is known for the following:

1. Chest beating
2. Yam leggedness
3. Drug Trafficking
4. Child trafficking
5. Rapistism
6. Internet Fraud/Scams
7. Funds Embezzlement
8. Election Rigging
9.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast. What Are Your Expectations? by SQLmastar(m): 7:36pm On Feb 10, 2024
Ivory Coast for the trophy.
I'm sorry Nigerians. You shall all weep come 11pm Sunday. sad

Here's my advice for tomorrow:
1. Stake a tangible amount on Ivory Coast. I staked a whooping 100k
2. Do not bother watching the game. I have scheduled an online evangelism programme. Join me on mixlr
3. Do not argue with fellow Nigerians. They are all filled with hate and anger. Tomorrow's loss would only aggravate their petulant mood
SportsRe: Tinubu Will Watch AFCON Final In Ivory Coast, Says CAF President by SQLmastar(m): 4:22pm On Feb 10, 2024
tollyboy5:
The lord told me you're my wife grin
Are you gay?
Why do you want to wife a man?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by SQLmastar(m): 6:47pm On Feb 07, 2024
SGANIVA:
Change osimhem na , and change formation let lookman return to his natural wing
Why did the coach change his winning formation from previous matches?
SportsRe: Nigeria Must Defeat Angola To Honour Samuel Okwaraji's Heroic Sacrifice On Pitch by SQLmastar(m): 12:16pm On Jan 31, 2024
I staked for an Angola win though.

I pray they crush the Super Eagles Pigeons.
Car TalkRe: 2010 Toyota Corolla For Sale!! by SQLmastar(m): 3:10pm On Jan 25, 2024
this car should have been sold by now., right?
Unless it has some hidden issues.

If no issues, 3.4M?
AutosRe: Over Sharp Clean 2008 Honda CRV by SQLmastar(m): 10:24pm On Jan 24, 2024
any hidden issues?
Location?
3.3M?
AutosRe: SOLD Super Clean 2010 Used Honda Crv by SQLmastar(m): 10:18pm On Jan 24, 2024
Any hidden issues? Please confirm from the owner.

3.5M?
AutosRe: Sold out 4m 2007 Tokunbo Matrix @mushin by SQLmastar(m): 10:11pm On Jan 24, 2024
Is this a Nigerian used?
Used for a month+ in Nigeria?

Can you find a corolla 05-08?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by SQLmastar(m): 11:18pm On Jan 23, 2024
Super Eagles sparrows (they warned me not to call them chickens anymore) won't see the round of 8.
Indomie Lions of Cameroon would eliminate them.

Onana would pick form and keep a clean sheet.
Kolo Ekambi would score 1 goal.
Zambo Aguissa would score another.

Osimhem is to miss one-on-one again.

My Advice: Do not bother with expectations, rather channel your efforts into staking this game. Stake nothing less than 5k/
RomanceRe: The Perfect Gift For Your Ex On Their Wedding by SQLmastar(m): 2:56pm On Jan 21, 2024
Wainey:
Why should I even go to the wedding?
Why wouldn't you go?
Well, that depends on your parting conditions with your ex.
Did you guys fvck or not? If not, then by all means attend, but no gift. If yes, then buy a gift depending on the number of times fvccked.
1 fvck = 1000
SportsRe: Egypt Vs Mozambique : AFCON 2023 (2 - 2) On 14th January 2024 by SQLmastar(m): 7:34pm On Jan 14, 2024
johnjay4u2u:
What a comeback!!!
Football will shock you.

I pity betting crews

When will you stop betting?
It will ruin your life.
Stop believing the stories of those who won millions because it's all part of the trap.
Damnn, I staked Egypt to lead by half-time with 2 goals. I used my 10k fuel money to stake.. lipsrsealed
See my life now!!
How will I go to work tomorrow?
Somebody please lend me 10k to pay 11k by Tuesday. huh

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