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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Manchester City UCL (0 - 0) On 13th April 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 8:36am On Apr 14, 2022 |
Angelfrost:Mehhnn...I watched the last 20 minutes of the game with my heart in my stomach. City should have killed that game earlier. It is at times like this that I really dislike Ferguson for diverting CR7 away from city. Imagine if he led city attack... *Sighs* |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 3) On 12th April 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 10:41pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
post=111893676:yap. Chelsea really impressed tonight. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Tein Jack Rich Visits Rochas Okorocha by SQLmastar(m): 9:59pm On Apr 11, 2022 |
GLeesMODEL:AlexReports, is that you?? Cos you are the only one who can convince Jack Grichlish that he stands a chance. Who da fvck is Jack Tien Grealish? 4 Likes |
Career / Re: TEK EXPERTS NIGERIA: Discuss Your Horrible Experience With The Company. by SQLmastar(m): 6:04pm On Apr 11, 2022 |
Is Tek Experts related to the YNV group? I was of the assumption that they are an international body that encourages remote work. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: US-based Couple Accuses Nigerian Surrogate Mother Of Absconding With Twins (pic) by SQLmastar(m): 6:00pm On Apr 09, 2022 |
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Education / Re: FG Approves Establishment Of 12 Private Universities by SQLmastar(m): 10:13pm On Apr 06, 2022 |
What kind of fuckery is this bikonu? We don't need more universities. Please upgrade the ones we have. 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 3) On 6th April 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 10:08pm On Apr 06, 2022 |
emmyluizzz:Aturu like you... Oya ngwa ngwa, go and quote the correct mugu |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 3) On 6th April 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 9:22pm On Apr 06, 2022 |
Benny6944:Chelsea will win that FA cup. Dem no born any EPL team well to collect am! As for UCL, I see Chelsea and Liverpool in finals. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Senegal Vs Egypt : 2022 World Cup Qualifier (3 - 1)pens On 29th March 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 8:58pm On Mar 29, 2022 |
Senegal will win Worldcup. And Mendy would win BalonDoror 10 Likes |
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by SQLmastar(m): 10:07pm On Mar 27, 2022 |
jum33:Are you already in the UK? |
Career / Re: Horrible Bosses: What Is Your Story? by SQLmastar(m): 6:22pm On Mar 22, 2022 |
Biodundundun:is your yansh and breast presseable? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: Please Do Not Call The Super Eagles- Reno Omokri To Buhari by SQLmastar(m): 6:14pm On Mar 22, 2022 |
Nah... Let him call them so that I can stake another 50k and win abundantly. Buhari please place a call to super Naija camp. 2 Likes |
Health / Re: Young Lady Found Dead In A Hotel In Makurdi, Benue State by SQLmastar(m): 8:38am On Mar 22, 2022 |
Ombudsman1:dude. I have been pondering over this as I was asked to pay about 30k to learn how to. They also said they would show me how to make minimum of 1k dollars per month |
Career / Re: Why Are Some Nigerians Obsessed With Attaching Their Job Titles To Their Names? by SQLmastar(m): 4:57pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
Scamburster:please how legit is this? I was contacted by some lady that said I would earn $465 within 24hrs of registration for their online class. |
Business / Re: Are We In Famine Period In Nigeria? by SQLmastar(m): 8:12pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
MARKone:what do you think made these companies to stop production? |
Food / Re: See The Fried Ripe Plantain I Bought For ₦100 In Abuja by SQLmastar(m): 8:03pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
heniford2:sex with your pillow you mean 2 Likes |
Family / Re: My Mother Finally CURSED Me Last Night. I DON'T Give A Bleep!! - TheGidRedpiller by SQLmastar(m): 11:57am On Mar 15, 2022 |
Curses don't work! If any women like, let them get nakked and curse...it would not work! How do I know this? A lot of women on my street came out in the middle of the night, nakedd. They laid all sorts of curses on Buhari because of the untold hardship he caused them. This was in 2017. But now does Buhari look like someone who is suffering? Nwanne forgetiti!. Nothing dey happen. As long as you work hard and smart and always believe, you would be successful. 85 Likes 7 Shares |
Crime / Re: Kidnapper Rejects ₦200k Share Out Of ₦12m Ransom, Reports Injustice To Police by SQLmastar(m): 8:39pm On Mar 10, 2022 |
This is serious injustice |
Food / Re: See The Bush Cat My Father Caught At The Farm (Pictures) by SQLmastar(m): 5:13pm On Mar 08, 2022 |
That animal is a host to several toxic microbes... 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Harry Kane Makes History, Goes Above Thierry Henry In Scoring Chart by SQLmastar(m): 2:57pm On Mar 08, 2022 |
I hate Kane for turning Mancity down. By now he would have been assured a trophy. Imagine Kane leading the citizens' attack line. By now they would have been out of sight. And City would be sure of UCL trophy. Kane, you f-up bigtime! Angelfrost: Lampard should not bother about coaching anymore. He should just try something else, maybe invest in Ethereum. Then use the proceeds to fund an African team or better yet become a pilot. |
Health / Re: Snoring Heavily In The Sleep, What Is The Solution. by SQLmastar(m): 10:12pm On Mar 05, 2022 |
Well, when I was in a training camp on some remote island, I had a bunk mate who snored terribly. It made me lose sleep for a couple of nights. By the following week, the snoring was completely gone. What did I do? I threatened him that if he ever snored again, I would empty a full bucket of arachnids into his snoring buccal cavity. And the rest was history! 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Slays In Fitness Wear, Causes A Stir Online (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 7:09pm On Mar 05, 2022 |
Abeg who dey service this woman currently? Is she still good in bedmatics? |
Business / Re: My Bank Just Overpaid Me By 32k by SQLmastar(m): 3:34pm On Mar 02, 2022 |
Give a tenth to your pastor. |
Events / Re: Congolese Man Marries Triplet Sisters Same Day In Colourful Wedding Ceremony by SQLmastar(m): 10:10pm On Mar 01, 2022 |
What is the size of his rod? 1 Like |
Sports / Re: My No. 10 – Drogba Hails Jay-Jay Okocha by SQLmastar(m): 6:11pm On Feb 24, 2022 |
Aubayameng is greater than Drobga and okocha |
Politics / Re: Ngọzi Eziulo, Ebonyi Lawker Denied Salary For 12 Months For Refusal To Join APC by SQLmastar(m): 7:23pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
You gave the wrong account number |
Sports / Re: Falcons Star Plumptre Up For English WSL Player Of The Month Award by SQLmastar(m): 7:24pm On Feb 21, 2022 |
She has no Nigerian name She is not black She doesn't have nappy hair... Therefore she is a pure Caucasian, therefore she is white. We don't need her in our team. We need ladies with thick lips and thick kpomo.... |
Health / Re: Natural Birth Or C-Section For Twins? by SQLmastar(m): 2:04pm On Feb 21, 2022 |
Natural birth is bey. Just make sure your wife's cervix diameter widened enough. You can check this using your fist. |
Health / Re: Woman's Corpse Detained In LASUTH Mortuary Over ₦860,000 Debt by SQLmastar(m): 9:34pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
Perfect opportunity for the clinical schools to obtain cadaver for anatomical sessions. He should not worry himself about payment. Let the dead bury themselves. But then let's digress. Shouldn't hospitals offer refunds if patients die in their care? 8 Likes |
Family / Re: Relate your Worst experience from overstaying visitors by SQLmastar(m): 7:04pm On Feb 18, 2022 |
It happened during Youth service. She didn't have accomodation and I allowed her squat at my place pending when she sorts her PPA and accomodation. But she refused to leave till 2months. Eating my food for free. The thing is, I would have allowed her stay till service year was over but it turned out she was a very Terrible cook. I had to tell her to leave. 53 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: There Will Be Trouble In Nigeria If PDP Loses - Sule Lamido by SQLmastar(m): 1:03pm On Feb 16, 2022 |
Mtcheww, just negodu his head slamming signature. 2 Likes |
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