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She has no Nigerian name
She is not black
She doesn't have nappy hair...

Therefore she is a pure Caucasian, therefore she is white.

We don't need her in our team.
We need ladies with thick lips and thick kpomo....

Natural birth is bey.
Just make sure your wife's cervix diameter widened enough. You can check this using your fist.

Perfect opportunity for the clinical schools to obtain cadaver for anatomical sessions.
He should not worry himself about payment. Let the dead bury themselves.

But then let's digress. Shouldn't hospitals offer refunds if patients die in their care?

It happened during Youth service.
She didn't have accomodation and I allowed her squat at my place pending when she sorts her PPA and accomodation. But she refused to leave till 2months. Eating my food for free.
The thing is, I would have allowed her stay till service year was over but it turned out she was a very Terrible cook.
I had to tell her to leave.

Mtcheww, just negodu his head slamming signature.

dreyboard:
I'm a Ronaldo fan but creating a thread like this is not necessary, not to talk of making front page..., The same Ronaldo that haven't score a single goal or assist for man u in the last six games, who create any thread for that, simply because Messi lost a penalty and Ronaldo won king of the match against a 10 man Brighton is somehow clueless to me. Seems like all the mods here are Ronaldo fan, they should stop pushing all these thread to fp, before anybody come here for me, I'm a man u and Ronaldo fan from day one, but this topic is not necessary here.

See this Chelshit fan. Stay there under disguise to deceive yaself.

Beverlyjean:
At 37, he is still lighting it up . For those screaming tap tapnaldo and penaldo , please go to youtube and see the goal. By the time messi gets to Ronaldos age, he will be in his sitting room , watching champions league. Ronaldo is a colossus, once he gets criticised, he replies on the pitch. Diego simeone has learnt the hard way and he will rather sing Ronaldos praises b4 the game bcis if he gets criticised, I just pity the next opponent .

Man City are 75% guaranteed to win champions league, but if Ronaldo was in that team it would hv been 100% Guaranteed.

I dey tells you bro. I writhed in pains when I heard Ferguson diverted CR7 to United.
Imagine if he was surrounded by KDB, sterling and Foden.

Rocha's is better than Tinubu
Rochas is better than Buhari
Rochas is better than Atiku
Rochas is better than Osinbade
Rochas is better than Peter Pandora
Rochas is better than Oshiomle.

Rochas deserves to be the president. The crown fits him better than anyone.
He loves Hausa
He loves Yoruba
He loves Fulani....

But have the whites not fined themselves from beating horses during horse race?
Racism or witchcraft?

amehrada:
I paid 350k with london professional training centre. There are others though, Kope medics -550k abi 600k, there’s one other one that’s called ASQ I think their own is around 400k.

how long does the training last?

amehrada:
‘Unskilled care worker’ with no qualification in health and social care and ‘unskilled care worker’ with qualification in health and social care, who do you think will appeal more to an employer when they go through their CV’s?

No qualification and little to no experience, how do you intend standout amongst the thousands of people that will be vying for the care worker job come Feb.15. Another thing is, the qualification is required for a senior care worker and this job is currently on the shortage occupation list.

In a nutshell, there’s no missing info. People are just trying to standout by looking more appealing to employers.

Alright then. I wish them Good luck

Rahkman:
please what about me that studied law with no any knowledge or skill in any health related activity any hope for me?? I want to partake in this care assistant visa ..any hope?

There is hope if you ready to do the unthinkable in health care. I mean doing those stuff you find degrading and you would also earn meagre amounts and so so

amehrada:
The hustle/competition to secure this care worker job will be very mad. See the crowd I saw at LPTC Benin branch today ehn, na God go help us even after we obtain this level 3 diploma.

Why are they rushing to obtain certification when the proposed care visa is tailored for the unskilled care worker? From the news publication, the employers would give compulsory on-the-job training to employees.
Well, unless there is some missing info

First off, marriage is not compulsory for any human being. Jesus, Peter, etc they didn't marry.
Secondly, if you must marry, ensure your woman is 101% ready to become submissive no matter what...even if you may be at fault.
Thirdly, to find a wife, I encourage you to go to NYSC monthly clearance location and study your potential wife...DO NOT, I repeat, DO NoT go to church in order to find wife.
Fourthly, that gf of yours that is pestering you for marriage, marry her if and only if she is a virgin or you were the one who deflowered her. I have my reasons for saying this.
Lastly, I wish you peace of mind.
I am a footballer myself. On Sunday football, no one dares start any match without me. I am a showstopper in midfield, what you would call a modern day DMF. If I ever miss the ball, your legs must not go free

Madam your marriage was hell because you refused to be submissive to your husband. Always wanting to tour with the big boys whilst neglecting to feed your husband his foods... physical and sexual.
Any wife, no matter how rich you become, must submit to her husband.

place your bets now. Chelsea to win in extra time.
Stake at least 20k.

Chelsea is 5X better than Mancheture UtD
Chelsea is 2X worse than Mancity

dawnomike:
It is not valid except the agreement was drafted by a legal practitioner and within the context and tenents of the law.
She should brace up herself and try to get over the heartbreak.

ok thanks

A girl of about 22 just approached me that she needs a lawyer to pursue her cause and get her entitlements paid.
The background of the issue goes thus:
There was this guy in her area that had been wooing her for weeks. She finally agreed to him but only on the condition that he would sign a 'contract' pledging himself to her. That if he ever broke her heart, he would have to pay her the sum of 1million naira. I saw the paper agreement and it contained two signatures. I asked what transpired between her and her guy. She says she caught him with another girl. This allegedly happened 6months into their relationship.
Please lawyers in the house, is this issue valid in court? Can she be awarded the payment?

Candidlady:






For how long will she keep relocating

As long as she is not in direct physical contact with her exes.
There is a magnetic flux whenever a pussylock is close to its key

WTF is this?
Let your friend (YOU) quickly come up with a story and ensure she and hubby relocate out of that compound ASAP! If not, I only give her 6 months and that her EX would reclaim his territory and continue knacking her farm. Do you know what it means to open up a female viijay? to be the first to commission that pinkish-red hole?
You said Okafor law is a myth, I laugh. I have seen this law play itself out almost every time. Whenever the variables are initialized, this law must occur with a 98.56% accuracy.

Stargurl20:

Broda, let's see your picture. I've been reading sane comments until I reached urs. Must u find fault in every beautiful thing? Funny enough most people who criticize people for being not so good looking, are always relatively worst looking compared to those whom they're are criticizing

here is my mug shot.

Congratulations to you both.
She is not very beautiful though. I hope this is compensated by her character.

I would advise you to complete your recovery. We already have formidable strikers in awoniyi and Ighado.
Head injury fracture is not a small issue. Or can you guarantee us at least three goals in the group stages? Awoniyi would give us a hattrick against opponents, while Ighalo is sure to be the Most Potent striker of the AFCON.
SO STAY BACK!!!

How do you expect him to marry you when you've refused to give him your clito, despite the fact that you aren't a varjin.
I know them very well. The lady is very stingy with her clits

Tell him please.
Do unto others what you would that they do unto you.
If you were a boss, would you be glad if your employee works for another?

ttemmi:
F

Fucck. Kemi

But who is servicing your engine?

Nothing special here. He played against his fellow street kids.
Let him compete with the elites

IamNumeroUno:

My statement was a geometric progression and not to be interpreted literally. But I don't expect shallow minded individuals to comprehend a complex concept such as geometry, so you have been notified, run off!

ogbeni, accept that you were wrong.
Geometric progression indeed!

Gbege

Karemarealty288:
I pity the mumu people qey dey follow am...I can imagine their children asking them what they achieved after being deceived by this lunatic...mennnnn alot of young people are just wasting away in Naija oooo.

if you are paid 20k per day for this stunt, would you or would you not?