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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Manchester City UCL (0 - 0) On 13th April 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 8:36am On Apr 14, 2022
Angelfrost:


Hard fought kini?!!?

Y'all were lucky that Atletico were not very Clinical!
Mehhnn...I watched the last 20 minutes of the game with my heart in my stomach. City should have killed that game earlier.
It is at times like this that I really dislike Ferguson for diverting CR7 away from city. Imagine if he led city attack... *Sighs*
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 3) On 12th April 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 10:41pm On Apr 12, 2022
post=111893676:
Damn it.

Our boys really tried in this interesting game.

They really made us proud.

We can't love them less.


Na wa for dis Jorginho sha undecided
yap. Chelsea really impressed tonight.

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Politics / Re: Tein Jack Rich Visits Rochas Okorocha by SQLmastar(m): 9:59pm On Apr 11, 2022
GLeesMODEL:
*2023: Tien Jack Rich Visits

Both leaders have been strong advocates of good governance and improved living standards for the people.

Tien Jack Rich, the chairman of Belema Oil Ltd who is a ringer of firsts in the Nigerian oil and gas sectors had recently joined politics with an avowed declaration to seek election into the number one office in the country.

Since this decision, the Nigerian media space has been agog with declaration of support from various interest groups and political blocs across geographical zones of the country.

A philanthropist and humanitarian, the Presidential front runner is known for massive empowerment of the people through educational scholarships, employment opportunities, construction of social amenities and other infrastructures.

This visit is also believed to inculcate the spirit of political friendship and the need to avoid politics of bitterness, acrimony and rancour amongst politicians in Nigeria.
AlexReports, is that you?? Cos you are the only one who can convince Jack Grichlish that he stands a chance. Who da fvck is Jack Tien Grealish?

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Career / Re: TEK EXPERTS NIGERIA: Discuss Your Horrible Experience With The Company. by SQLmastar(m): 6:04pm On Apr 11, 2022
Is Tek Experts related to the YNV group?
I was of the assumption that they are an international body that encourages remote work.

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Family / Re: US-based Couple Accuses Nigerian Surrogate Mother Of Absconding With Twins (pic) by SQLmastar(m): 6:00pm On Apr 09, 2022
grin we
Education / Re: FG Approves Establishment Of 12 Private Universities by SQLmastar(m): 10:13pm On Apr 06, 2022
What kind of fuckery is this bikonu?
We don't need more universities. Please upgrade the ones we have.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 3) On 6th April 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 10:08pm On Apr 06, 2022
emmyluizzz:

you talk like a tout...no direction


if Chelsea is left with FA cup..which one man u is left with..nkapi




besides Chelsea won two major trophies this season
Anu mpama
Aturu like you...
Oya ngwa ngwa, go and quote the correct mugu
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 3) On 6th April 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 9:22pm On Apr 06, 2022
Benny6944:
Finally Chelsea this season is like man utd. No new trophy in the new season lol.. eliminated in all 3, they are now left with FA cup lol
Chelsea will win that FA cup. Dem no born any EPL team well to collect am!
As for UCL, I see Chelsea and Liverpool in finals.

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Sports / Re: Senegal Vs Egypt : 2022 World Cup Qualifier (3 - 1)pens On 29th March 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 8:58pm On Mar 29, 2022
Senegal will win Worldcup. And Mendy would win BalonDoror

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by SQLmastar(m): 10:07pm On Mar 27, 2022
jum33:
Let me encourage someone here
Care assistant role
Visa alert !!!!
Biometrics done -10th of March
Application Transfered to DMC -10th of March
Application Received and Transfered to VAC -21st of March
Passport picked -21st March
There is nothing God cannot do .

Are you already in the UK?
Career / Re: Horrible Bosses: What Is Your Story? by SQLmastar(m): 6:22pm On Mar 22, 2022
Biodundundun:
my boss that year when i was learning hair dressing chaii because i get yansh and bress she carry my eyes see shege
is your yansh and breast presseable?

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Politics / Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: Please Do Not Call The Super Eagles- Reno Omokri To Buhari by SQLmastar(m): 6:14pm On Mar 22, 2022
Nah...
Let him call them so that I can stake another 50k and win abundantly.
Buhari please place a call to super Naija camp.

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Health / Re: Young Lady Found Dead In A Hotel In Makurdi, Benue State by SQLmastar(m): 8:38am On Mar 22, 2022
Ombudsman1:


HOW BOUT YOU DO IT THIS WAY. YOUR STUDENTS DONT PAY YOU A DIME. YOU TUTOR THEM, THEN WHEN THEY BEGIN EARNING BIG BIG DOLLARS LIKE YOU SAY THEY WOULD, THEN THEY PAY FOR LEARNING FEE PLUS 15,000 NAIRA EXTRA.

THANK ME LATER
dude. I have been pondering over this as I was asked to pay about 30k to learn how to. They also said they would show me how to make minimum of 1k dollars per month
Career / Re: Why Are Some Nigerians Obsessed With Attaching Their Job Titles To Their Names? by SQLmastar(m): 4:57pm On Mar 21, 2022
Scamburster:

You are after this your training fees.
please how legit is this? I was contacted by some lady that said I would earn $465 within 24hrs of registration for their online class.
Business / Re: Are We In Famine Period In Nigeria? by SQLmastar(m): 8:12pm On Mar 18, 2022
MARKone:
It's every where. Importers are not finding it funny now, commercially imported goods would soon be out of the reach of Nigerians with the new increase in import duties, the Naira is weak, almost useless. Diesel is almost 800 Naira per litre, no light. Buhari is in UK cruising, his wife in Dubai shopping.

what do you think made these companies to stop production?
Food / Re: See The Fried Ripe Plantain I Bought For ₦100 In Abuja by SQLmastar(m): 8:03pm On Mar 18, 2022
heniford2:
i have already had sex this morning with my partner why should i feel Hot about greeting you cheesy grin
sex with your pillow you mean grin

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Family / Re: My Mother Finally CURSED Me Last Night. I DON'T Give A Bleep!! - TheGidRedpiller by SQLmastar(m): 11:57am On Mar 15, 2022
Curses don't work!
If any women like, let them get nakked and curse...it would not work! How do I know this?
A lot of women on my street came out in the middle of the night, nakedd. They laid all sorts of curses on Buhari because of the untold hardship he caused them. This was in 2017. But now does Buhari look like someone who is suffering?
Nwanne forgetiti!. Nothing dey happen. As long as you work hard and smart and always believe, you would be successful.

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Crime / Re: Kidnapper Rejects ₦200k Share Out Of ₦12m Ransom, Reports Injustice To Police by SQLmastar(m): 8:39pm On Mar 10, 2022
This is serious injustice
Food / Re: See The Bush Cat My Father Caught At The Farm (Pictures) by SQLmastar(m): 5:13pm On Mar 08, 2022
That animal is a host to several toxic microbes...

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Sports / Re: Harry Kane Makes History, Goes Above Thierry Henry In Scoring Chart by SQLmastar(m): 2:57pm On Mar 08, 2022
I hate Kane for turning Mancity down. By now he would have been assured a trophy.
Imagine Kane leading the citizens' attack line. By now they would have been out of sight. And City would be sure of UCL trophy.

Kane, you f-up bigtime!


Angelfrost:
Where do Everton and Lampard go from here?!!..

At this rate, relegation might be a real thing for them... Can't believe how far they have fallen since Moyes left them to help destroy United.

Lampard should not bother about coaching anymore. He should just try something else, maybe invest in Ethereum. Then use the proceeds to fund an African team or better yet become a pilot.
Health / Re: Snoring Heavily In The Sleep, What Is The Solution. by SQLmastar(m): 10:12pm On Mar 05, 2022
Well, when I was in a training camp on some remote island, I had a bunk mate who snored terribly. It made me lose sleep for a couple of nights. By the following week, the snoring was completely gone.
What did I do? I threatened him that if he ever snored again, I would empty a full bucket of arachnids into his snoring buccal cavity. And the rest was history!

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Slays In Fitness Wear, Causes A Stir Online (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 7:09pm On Mar 05, 2022
Abeg who dey service this woman currently?
Is she still good in bedmatics?
Business / Re: My Bank Just Overpaid Me By 32k by SQLmastar(m): 3:34pm On Mar 02, 2022
Give a tenth to your pastor.
Events / Re: Congolese Man Marries Triplet Sisters Same Day In Colourful Wedding Ceremony by SQLmastar(m): 10:10pm On Mar 01, 2022
What is the size of his rod?

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Sports / Re: My No. 10 – Drogba Hails Jay-Jay Okocha by SQLmastar(m): 6:11pm On Feb 24, 2022
Aubayameng is greater than Drobga and okocha
Politics / Re: Ngọzi Eziulo, Ebonyi Lawker Denied Salary For 12 Months For Refusal To Join APC by SQLmastar(m): 7:23pm On Feb 22, 2022
You gave the wrong account number
Sports / Re: Falcons Star Plumptre Up For English WSL Player Of The Month Award by SQLmastar(m): 7:24pm On Feb 21, 2022
She has no Nigerian name
She is not black
She doesn't have nappy hair...

Therefore she is a pure Caucasian, therefore she is white.

We don't need her in our team.
We need ladies with thick lips and thick kpomo....
Health / Re: Natural Birth Or C-Section For Twins? by SQLmastar(m): 2:04pm On Feb 21, 2022
Natural birth is bey.
Just make sure your wife's cervix diameter widened enough. You can check this using your fist.
Health / Re: Woman's Corpse Detained In LASUTH Mortuary Over ₦860,000 Debt by SQLmastar(m): 9:34pm On Feb 20, 2022
Perfect opportunity for the clinical schools to obtain cadaver for anatomical sessions.
He should not worry himself about payment. Let the dead bury themselves.

But then let's digress. Shouldn't hospitals offer refunds if patients die in their care?

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Family / Re: Relate your Worst experience from overstaying visitors by SQLmastar(m): 7:04pm On Feb 18, 2022
It happened during Youth service.
She didn't have accomodation and I allowed her squat at my place pending when she sorts her PPA and accomodation. But she refused to leave till 2months. Eating my food for free.
The thing is, I would have allowed her stay till service year was over but it turned out she was a very Terrible cook.
I had to tell her to leave. angry

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Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: There Will Be Trouble In Nigeria If PDP Loses - Sule Lamido by SQLmastar(m): 1:03pm On Feb 16, 2022
Mtcheww, just negodu his head slamming signature.

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