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A win is predicted for Bournemouth.
A win is also destined for Arsenal tomorrow.

EPL belongs to Arsenal!
I want Salah injured forever.

FCmome:
Hello Nairanders , am in severe pain because my wedding was called off, because both Families are against the union, am devastated, i don't know what to do, how to start where to start... I've throw away everything that reminds me of her but i still couldn't get myself to move on.. 😰

Pls if anyone had similar experiences let me know how you deal with it

I hoped you've already fucvkked the bride to be? If not, you are a loser!

Trendingtopic1:
No be two of them dey play love here when the going was good 😂 😂


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlOrPOvLmEI

Did he ever Fvvck her?
I tried toasting her when we were in school. She didn't let me fvvck her.

GanagiBitrus:
HT

As it stands, City are out...

Ogbeni face your Arsenal and try to get them to win the UCL this time.

Freshtruth:
As u done popular reach next thing na to crave for prick up and down.

This gal be like who go sabi suck prick o

I hope she is still a virgin.
I asked her out when we met in Asaba 2months ago. She replied that she needed to finish her studies before entering a relationship. I would feel disarrayed if another guy had drilled her fresh and soft v**jay.

I want to marry her.

hassinho707:
Manchester City may also loose today's match against Leicester City

Bettors do not understand that Mancity's poor form is a goldmine begging for cashouts.
For the past 10 games, If you had put a rolling bet of Mancity to lose or draw with odds of 3 and above, you should have lots of greens.

nairalanda1:
You don't have to be a bigot, son.

Be more matured in your response. Crime ain't a joke.

He was born and raised a bigot. You can't stop him from fulfilling his destiny!

richmond500:
as in ehn.
As a united fan, for the past few years, I have been trying to fix my brain so I could love another team, I no fit.
I just hope United miraculously bounce back

United isn't bouncing back anytime soon.
The fate of Nottingham awaits them.

Carndidlaydid:
This Man City is a dead club

Time to leave for real

Plastic fan?

Angelfrost:
2 Nil!

Sigh... This is officially BIZARRE!

Forget this talk of injuries and winning straight trophies... Nor be talk abeg!

Man City players haven't achieved half of what Madrid and Barcelona players did in the past, yet I never saw players like Ramos, Modric, etc, down tools.

Modric is still secure and delivering in his position till tomorrow... Messi shows up early in training with kids and shines in every game... Ronaldo has won back to back MoTM and in the top of goal scorers for like the uncountable straight season.



I think clubs need to study and copy the Madrid Template of being RUTHLESS with undeserving and disloyal players.


Epl has to be one of the few leagues where players wake up and decide to get a manager sacked... Cos I don't understand this nonsense City players have been doing for months now.

Totally bizarre and ridiculous.
I can't fathom why these players can't get their shiit together. They now play as though football has left their souls!
Foden is jinxed all of a sudden. Do I smell voodoo?

If a new coach is appointed, would they get their confidence back?
Can you tell Guardiaola to respectfully resign now?

MondayOmoAdugbo:
Rodri rodri

Their case is beyond Rodri.
Remember they've won EPL a couple of times without Rodri.

Omo, Gyuardiolar needs to take a break from football.

He has lost his tactical prowess.

Nice.
The time is now ripe for a coup.
Erase that thief in the seat of power.
Erase all the yam-legged Yeasterners.

Return this Zoo to its flourishing years under the military regime!

Sirchiboy:
Please can 500k start this business in PH

Hell No! It cannot. Have you checked the prizes of beverages and FMCG lately? Add that to the exorbitant shop rents in PH. 500k is just a fraction of the opening costs.
To open the business above, you need a minimum of 3M.
However, if 500k is the only fund currently available, I can help you manage it until it reaches about 3.5M within 2-3 months.

DeeScan:
omoh that church dey get good-bad baddies..


that year wey me and shola go follow eneka go church cause if pussy ....




Nnah mehn!!!!

Did you guys find the pussy that year?

I ask cos I need a clean girl this period to hold my body from damage.
My fiancee travelled to see one guy she says is her distant cousin.

I don't mind having an older lady or evening newspaper (in Nairaland parlance)

Sonnobax15:

Wahala for men wey dey allow these genz bannies to born for Dem,cuz that's the greatest mistake a man will ever make in his entire life

I thought the greatest mistake was to marry a non-virgin?
My Fiancee is a pure virgin although she is a Gen-Z.

Kirchoffs:
As I type this am very sad and tired . No energy or motivation to do anything. I just lost 18k that someone Gave me to keep for him on sportybet aviator . Infact I just feel like drinking sniper. God help me.

Today is my first day playing this devilish game. I regret my life as of now. I will never go back to it again . So help me God

There are some cartels of niggas that can accurately predict that game.

I hope T-Pain also restricted himself to 3 convoy vehicles.
What is good for the goose is also good for uganda

Mikelarteta:
Where money you wan put for the 5 accounts?

That guy seems like a very fake ass individual. I don't know why he usually seeks validation from Nairalandas by uploading his images to prove an inconsequential point.

EmekaBlue:
This lady too like makeup. I never even by mistake see her natural looks. The foundation make up on her face every time is enough to build a 2-storey building.

Who drills her hole BTW

blowjohn:
Ur definitely a dumb sadistic human.
Am enjoying similarities in pronunciations ur here forming professor of geography because u have access to google.

Mafren go and sit down.
Na here u wan form knowledge of the world around you.

You are Still a dumb dunce. That's one of the problems with youths nowadays—unwillingness to learn.

blowjohn:
Am I the only one trying to understand the name of the police service?

... Cartoon

You definitely a naive fellow. You have little or no experience with the world around you.

Saskatoon is a county in Canada. The name sounds so because indigenous Indians gave it.
Similar to Awoyaya or Iragbiji where T-pain hails from.

He is probably hiding somewhere in Nigeria. Check his hometown of Lagos State.

I can bet he is holed up in VI.

Interpol should fish him out ASAP.

TeddBundy:
Chai my Onyeka with fine shape and big yansh

Who has her number I want to wife her

Omoo... Onyeka kpekus go tight wella. And also hot inside there.

I'm willing to pay 1M for a knacking session with her.
I am currently on my way to the BBN venue so that when she steps out of the house, I collect her digits Asap.

Ugly and boring girl.
How did she even last this long

I'm sure her kpekus must be a smelly one. eehwwe

CoronaVirusPro:
She has made a name for herself and need to exploit that opportunity.

I have a feeling Dino Melaye will sign her on.

Sign her as an artiste for his record label

Softmirror:
Sheer fantasy. Na dat day Nigeria go collapse.

Nigeria has collapsed already

At least he won his polling unit. I commend him for that.

Even the iragbiji cocaine sniffer lost his ward to the ipigd Obi supporters

cyrusmillz:
My Arsenal . Over 20 attempts by city and just one goal that shouldn't have happened. I commend Arteta and the boys.

They would still go trophy-less this season.

nairalanda1:
It's called 'reality'.

All in all, subsidy should have gone since the 1980's. No two ways about it.

2012 was our last chance to do this painlessly. With benefit of hindsight.

And who were the actors that prevented that from happening in 2012

Coolsperm:
We Yoruba Muslims are very happy and comfortable with Tinubus gvt everything is very ok in the country, na hunger go finish Aboki

We over here in the middlebelt are comfortable with the current situation in the country. We must suffer today to enjoy wealth and economic prosperity tomorrow. I just bought petrol at 1,200 per litre here in Felele and I am happy with it.

Trust the process. Tinibu is the man for the job. He is more intelligent than JFK and Obama.
My pity goes to the South. They must suffer for not voting Tinibu. HUNGER AND TRIBULATION shall befall the Obadients.

phemray:
He was correct, Tinubu dreams and works towards achieving them reason I believed him for his dream for Nigeria's prosperity. Yes, we are suffering now but in less distance time we shall balance. Dangote said in one of his interviews before now that Tinubu encourage him when he was rejected in rivers, Edo, ondo and ogun then due to strict conditions. Today, Lagos is celebrating Asiwaju that was condemned then for selling Thier massive land to dangote and gave him free conditions.

At the bolded...50 years time or 100 years