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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Athletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 4) On Penalties On 12th March 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 12:05am On Mar 13, 2025
Angelfrost:
So far, so good for the UCL Landlords. cool

Marcos Llorente must be high... Lol. What a miss!


Congrats to Real Madrid!

If another team can help them eliminate Barcelona, they just might be retaining that UCL for another ridiculous time.


UCL constantly favoring these guys in white! grin
Not if the destined winners (Arsenal) eliminates them first.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs PSV Eindhoven (2 - 2) On 12th March 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 11:25pm On Mar 12, 2025
Omoawoke:
Barcelona, Bayern, psg, Athelico Madrid/Real Madrid
Arsenal for the final and UCL trophy.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Crisis: Wike Gives Fubara Two Conditions For Peace by SQLmastar(m): 3:29pm On Mar 12, 2025
If I were Fubara, I would resign immediately.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 4) On Penalties On 11th March 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 12:48am On Mar 12, 2025
Oluwadare316:
We still need at least 1 CB of quality close to or better than konate because next season EPL and UCL will be more competitive since we cannot always rely on konate and vvd. quansah is inexperienced and Endo is makeshift. I'm not expecting many reinforcements due to fsg and other factors But we need 1 or 2 defenders CB Inclusive and 1 midfielder with 1 attacker or 2 depending on outgoings.
Why not buy a full squad??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 4) On Penalties On 11th March 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 12:46am On Mar 12, 2025
phr0nesis:
If today's game had ended 1-1, Liverpool would have qualified because they won the first leg 1-0. That's total of 2 goals for Liverpool against 1 goal for PSG. Why is this so hard for you guys to comprehend
They can't understand cos they are kids and teenagers who participate in baseless arguments.
PoliticsRe: Opposition Senators Visit Suspended Natasha Akpoti, Promise Quick Resolution by SQLmastar(m): 6:51pm On Mar 08, 2025
Lanruze:
Stop all these stories please.

I have a very delicate gbola and rises at the mention of some sensitive words.

Stop eyyt.
Lol.
My gbola rises whenever she bends down to clean my table. She doesn't wear inner tights so her panties are very obvious. I'm beginning to think she's doing it on purpose. Anyways, only one way to find out.
PoliticsRe: Opposition Senators Visit Suspended Natasha Akpoti, Promise Quick Resolution by SQLmastar(m): 11:54am On Mar 08, 2025
Namaster:
All MEN!

Captain-Save-a-Hoe-ism is a CONGENITAL defect in all men.
It has to be EXCISED over and over again.

Even so, it NEVER goes away. It only goes into remission.

First of all, I DON'T trust a Nigerian Politician. But I trust a FEMALE Nigerian politician even LESS.

The idea that Akpabio was HOUNDING this woman for sex is MADNESS!

She's an AGING woman that's desperately clinging to her beauty with makeup and PACKAGING like wearing LOOSE clothes to conceal her LOOSER body.

MEANWHILE, Abuja is the ULTIMATE destination for GORGEOUS hookup girls.

For less than 250 USD, Akpabio could have his diccck succcked by a 23-year old girl with the body of a beauty queen.

Scratch that!
For an extra 50 dollars, he could have his diccck sucked by an ACTUAL beauty queen.

Apart from that, Akpabio also has ACCESS to an ENTIRE industry of ladies famous for their bodies and their ability to ACT like he's a stallion even if he was a mouse—NOLLYWOOD.

The idea that Akpabio would FORGO all of the above to pursue a quarrelsome and combative woman is MADNESS!

That's like having access to Chicken Republic, KFC and a PROFESSIONAL Chef on call but choosing to patronise the Mama Put who cooks with her URINE and GUTTER WATER.

That's MADNESS!
You don't get it bro. It's just like a festish.
I have two beautiful gfs who would do anything for me. They never deny me fvccks. But somehow, I always fantasize about diccking a cleaner in my office, who's not even measurable to a standard gf.
The above is Akpabio's dilemma. Natasha is not even tight down there, hell I can bet she has a lot of Zebra crossings on her body, but a man's dicck is blindfolded.
PoliticsRe: Opposition Senators Visit Suspended Natasha Akpoti, Promise Quick Resolution by SQLmastar(m): 11:45am On Mar 08, 2025
May they experience trauma in their lives. Why didn't they show support by voting against her suspension?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Liverpool: UCL (0 - 1) - On 5th March 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 10:54pm On Mar 05, 2025
Angelfrost:
It's just shocking how the young PSG team is schooling Liverpool...!

This is almost disgraceful.
Goals determine the outcome of matches, not possession or shots on target.

Schooling without taking your chances? What's there to learn?


UCL 2025 belongs to Arsenal though.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSV Eindhoven Vs Arsenal: UCL (1 - 7) On 4th March 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 10:06pm On Mar 04, 2025
Samunique:
Bad belle, arsenal don score grin

Updated: Arsenal 2:0 grin So what happens to your babes now huh?
Which babes?
That guy is a girlfriend-less uglyyy morafuvker who's stock in trade is self service -- with engine oil. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSV Eindhoven Vs Arsenal: UCL (1 - 7) On 4th March 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 10:01pm On Mar 04, 2025
Wordson:
if u survive PSV, u no fit pass ur next opponent Madrid.
You mean Athletico Madrid?

This game against PSV is already done and dusted.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSV Eindhoven Vs Arsenal: UCL (1 - 7) On 4th March 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 9:57pm On Mar 04, 2025
Usmanovic95:
I'm also an arsenal fan but abeg slow down with the hype. One game at a time.
I don't want them to end up like Chelsea by speaking negatively or saying we only need one game at a time. They say there's power in the tongue (or your keypad grin ). Therefore I speak forth into reality.

Arsenal are the UCL 2025 champions!
Barcelona an Real Madrid are gonna get eliminated this round.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSV Eindhoven Vs Arsenal: UCL (1 - 7) On 4th March 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 9:21pm On Mar 04, 2025
Arsenal is winning UCL...
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Woman For Trafficking Three Girls To Libya by SQLmastar(m): 8:00pm On Mar 04, 2025
No need to read the article. The culprit is an indigene of the Yeastern Republic of Baifuro.
CrimeRe: Teenager Stabs Friend To Death During Fight In Ogun by SQLmastar(m): 3:54pm On Mar 04, 2025
Tominix:
No pictures of the killer, how we go know who we suppose dey avoid
The pix attached should be that of the killer. It seems Philip is a female man.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Assembly Crisis: Nigerians Await Next Move As Obasa Returns by SQLmastar(m): 3:39pm On Mar 04, 2025
benuejosh:
Nigerians? How does event in Lagos State House of Assembly affect Nigerians?
Lagos is a pacesetter state in Nigeria. Most reputable companies have their HQs located there. Most Nigerians get their daily bread from there. But you already know this, don't you?
PoliticsRe: Lagos Assembly Crisis: Nigerians Await Next Move As Obasa Returns by SQLmastar(m): 3:35pm On Mar 04, 2025
I cringed while watching and listening to those despicable eulogies by the spineless lawmakers. They should all cover their heads in shame.
What was the essence of the impeachment in the first place? Didn't they do due consultations before his removal?
TravelRe: What Is My Wife’s Chance Of Canadian Visa Approval? by SQLmastar(m): 7:18pm On Mar 03, 2025
ChilliPepper:
Me sef dey look for opportunity to go to Canada, just that my money never complete.

Na only 17 million Naira I don save but am trusting God for the balance
If you're a pretty lady and single, come let's go as a couple. I would bring the balance and cater for all other logistics.
PoliticsRe: Natasha Also Accused A Minister Of Sexual Harassment (Video) by SQLmastar(m): 8:01pm On Mar 02, 2025
FuckTheMod:
grin
This Natasha hot o grin

E be like say na all government officials want sleep with her grin

I can't doubt her honestly. ONE OF THE MAIN REASON WHY THIS COUNTRY IS NOT PROGRESSING IS BECAUSE, MOST OF THESE GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL ARE ONLY THEIR TO STEAL, KILL EACH OTHER AND FORNICATE.

The Muslims among them will take advantage of the opportunity their religion gives them to marry multiple.
While the HYPOCRITE Christians will continue to fornicate and do adultery instead.


Sexual exploits and harassment is very prevalent in this country. It is in all sectors.
Up to 90 of females in high offices didn't get their their values but by sexual exploits.
9ja women are very very LOOSE.
IT'S NOT HARD FOR MOST SINGLE GIRLS TO SPREAD LEGS FOR MARRIED MEN JUST TO GET FEW CASH AND FAVOUR.
Even the married once are not left behind, MANY OF THEM ARE EVEN WORSE THAN THE SINGLE WHØRĒS.



If you didn't meet her as a virgin and you're married to her, DO DNA IF YOU SUSPECT HER OR YOU HAVE DOUBTS.
No matter what stories she told you or how innocent she pretends to be, never fall MUMÙ.
Most NON-VIRGIN girls have done TERRIBLE THINGS... Unimaginable things that will surely affect you or both in the future.


DNA TEST TODAY SHOULD BE DONE LIKE MALARIA TESTS.

IT'S BETTER TO BE CHILDLESS THAN TO WASTE YOUR LIFE RAISING THE PRODUCTS OF SPER̃MZ OTHER MEN DEPOSITED.
Lalami32, is that you? grin

There are rumours the C-in-C of this zoo also wanna have a taste of her fresh and tight cookie.
PoliticsRe: Treat My Wife With Respect, Natasha’s Husband Tells Akpabio by SQLmastar(m): 7:53pm On Mar 02, 2025
9jatriot:
...Being a womanizer is even a private thing, the question should be did he offer her a juicy committee position in exchange for sex, if not, if all he did is make suggestive remarks to her, then all she has to do is turn it down, but that should not make disobey house rules, even big brother house get house rules. The only other accusation about Akpabio is from an ex NDDC woman, who ironically made her accusation while trying to cry victimization to retain her job. T. He

Natasha's accusation so far against Akpabio is that during a house opening ceremony, he held her hand (people hold hands all the time to retain their attention), in front of people around and even with her husband close by, he suggested to her she could visit the house anytime. Now that is his house that will probably have his family members, house maids and a large contingent of staff, so how does that kind of invitation have a sexual connotation?
I want to believe you are being sarcastic with the bolded. Inviting a lady to your home in an unofficial capacity, coming from a randy man with a rumours of several sexual escapades, is enough sexual connotation. So if she decides to pay him a visit, would his domestic staff prevent him from inserting his rod into her hole?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Ipswich Town (3 - 2) On 26th February 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 10:45pm On Feb 26, 2025
prinsam30:
On a normal day we should be beating this guy's 5 zero
You've found your voice cos of few lucky goals. Watch your team get pummeled in their next game.
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi Greets President Tinubu At IBB's Book Launch (Photo) by SQLmastar(m): 11:37am On Feb 22, 2025
lapintoz:
PBAT slayed Ameachi 2015 when he quietly funded Wike....that is how you know visionary....always looking ahead....and some goats will be saying 2027 will finish PBAT.

I laugh in Spanish!
Look at how you contradict yourself. Was Amaechi in PDP or APC? Wike wasn't even a close ally of PBAT then.
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi Greets President Tinubu At IBB's Book Launch (Photo) by SQLmastar(m): 11:32am On Feb 22, 2025
dynicks:
Nigerian's problems all in one building!!....
Hmmmh....if only I had some nukes from KGB.
PoliticsRe: It’s Not Too Late To Punish Babangida For June 12 Election Annulment- Sowore by SQLmastar(m): 11:17am On Feb 22, 2025
EyeCumInPeace:
It's also not too late to punish Buhari for bastardising the economy,
including Tinubu that made him President. grin
I support Sowore 100% on this. All actions- evil or not should have consequences.
If you feel Buhari needs punishment, then come up with the prosecution.
IBB publicly admitting to a lot of wrongdoings in his book is enough evidence for any credible court of law to punish him.
PoliticsRe: How Biafran ‘ogbunigwe’ Shell Nearly Took My Life – IBB Recounts War Experience by SQLmastar(m): 11:07am On Feb 22, 2025
nairalanda1:
You may also.want to jail all the generals involved in prosecuting the war on Biafra's side who were responsible for bombing and attacking and killing many on the Nigerian side.

And you may also want to arrest the victorious generals in wars like world war 2 for example. Especially bomber Harris.

In war, people die,.people get hurt. And justice is not done. That's why we must prevent it
Was it also a war when he annulled the elections and jailed MKO? Which led to his subsequent death. He should be jailed as a forerunner for the MKO death.
PoliticsRe: How Biafran ‘ogbunigwe’ Shell Nearly Took My Life – IBB Recounts War Experience by SQLmastar(m): 10:02am On Feb 22, 2025
If Nigeria were a sane clime, IBB should be in jail. He just publicly admitted to those killings.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Hails And Adores Wife Chioma On Valentine's Day Dinner (Video) by SQLmastar(m): 8:22am On Feb 15, 2025
They would dissolve in 5 years time.
Davido has a raging manhood.

He still craves Momodu's hole.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 3) On 11th February 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 10:19pm On Feb 11, 2025
Samstar4now:
As if I knew
You knew NOTHING!

Speculative guess.
HealthRe: This Beautiful Lady Teaches Blind Students How To Dance (photos/video) by SQLmastar(m): 9:58pm On Feb 11, 2025
Hmmmh....
Can the blind locate her honey spot?
I mean, if she positions for one of them can he hit the spot?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Visits Don Jazzy In His New Billion-naira Ferrari. by SQLmastar(m): 10:35pm On Feb 05, 2025
Total waste of funds on that frail Ferrari.
He should have invested those billions in Ogun State. Help build a school or give scholarships to the less privileged. He would received rewards far greater than 100 Ferraris!
Foreign AffairsRe: Federal Judge Blocks Trump Administration From Transferring Transgender Inmate by SQLmastar(m): 7:48pm On Feb 01, 2025
JASONjnr:
Trump will definitely scale through with this.....

You can't keep a man who took some hormonal drugs to reassigned himself as a woman but couldn't reassign his private part but wants to be kept in a natural woman's prison....

Except they're being used for pronograph!c purpose, there's no need keeping such people with natural women.

If they're afraid of being raped by male.... Are the women not afraid of being raped by the trans people? But then, women won't protest over this because they like gbola😂😂
Some of them do surgeries to cut-off their gbola and slit the place open...to become a cvnt.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 3) On 11th February 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 3:45pm On Feb 01, 2025
Real Madrid will rappe mancity without CD.
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