Hassanmaye:

You could have become a millionaire also by advertising that same sample on nairaland we have alot of dwafs here who are ready to buy

Well, I'm not an advertiser nor a marketer.
Anyways, when I travel to my hometown for the upcoming holidays, I'll surely check my box and update the thread.

Not a wise decision to sell

Well, as long as your growth plates hasn't yet fused, you could still add a couple of inches until you turn 25!
I had a stunted growth. At the age of 20, I was still 5'3". Then one of my uncles who worked as a scientist in a biotech lab off the coast of Spain, sent me some samples of their growth hormone products, still in testing phases. I can't remember their names now but I would try check my old box.
I took these products and by age 23, I had added 7 more inches. But that was it! I stopped growing at 23.
I'm in my early 30's now and my only regret was not being introduced to that growth formula when I was still in my teens. Perhaps, I could have been a comfortable 6 footer..

Baileydice:


Since I learnt they were gonna play Liverpool after going away to Athletico Madrid, I knew it's all over.

Luckily for them, it was just an FA cup and not the league. City recovering will take a week+ of full rest.

please stop all these hindsight comments. You knew it was all over before the game. I hope you staked well? If not , talk is very cheap.
In the same vein, I also knew CR7 would core a hattrick immediately I saw Norwich lineups.

Nice move, although a belated one.
Russia should also freeze the accounts and businesses of all Western elites in its domains.
Give these western imperialists a dose of their own medicine.

I see Russia become the next world power in a couple of years.

The only reason I would want Tinubu to win presidency is so that I could benefit from contracts. I'm currently dating his niece �

Angelfrost:


Hard fought kini?!!?

Y'all were lucky that Atletico were not very Clinical!

Mehhnn...I watched the last 20 minutes of the game with my heart in my stomach. City should have killed that game earlier.
It is at times like this that I really dislike Ferguson for diverting CR7 away from city. Imagine if he led city attack... *Sighs*

post=111893676:
Damn it.

Our boys really tried in this interesting game.

They really made us proud.

We can't love them less.


Na wa for dis Jorginho sha

yap. Chelsea really impressed tonight.

GLeesMODEL:
*2023: Tien Jack Rich Visits

Both leaders have been strong advocates of good governance and improved living standards for the people.

Tien Jack Rich, the chairman of Belema Oil Ltd who is a ringer of firsts in the Nigerian oil and gas sectors had recently joined politics with an avowed declaration to seek election into the number one office in the country.

Since this decision, the Nigerian media space has been agog with declaration of support from various interest groups and political blocs across geographical zones of the country.

A philanthropist and humanitarian, the Presidential front runner is known for massive empowerment of the people through educational scholarships, employment opportunities, construction of social amenities and other infrastructures.

This visit is also believed to inculcate the spirit of political friendship and the need to avoid politics of bitterness, acrimony and rancour amongst politicians in Nigeria.

AlexReports, is that you?? Cos you are the only one who can convince Jack Grichlish that he stands a chance. Who da fvck is Jack Tien Grealish?

Is Tek Experts related to the YNV group?
I was of the assumption that they are an international body that encourages remote work.

we

What kind of fuckery is this bikonu?
We don't need more universities. Please upgrade the ones we have.

emmyluizzz:

you talk like a tout...no direction


if Chelsea is left with FA cup..which one man u is left with..nkapi




besides Chelsea won two major trophies this season
Anu mpama

Aturu like you...
Oya ngwa ngwa, go and quote the correct mugu

Benny6944:
Finally Chelsea this season is like man utd. No new trophy in the new season lol.. eliminated in all 3, they are now left with FA cup lol

Chelsea will win that FA cup. Dem no born any EPL team well to collect am!
As for UCL, I see Chelsea and Liverpool in finals.

Senegal will win Worldcup. And Mendy would win BalonDoror

jum33:
Let me encourage someone here
Care assistant role
Visa alert !!!!
Biometrics done -10th of March
Application Transfered to DMC -10th of March
Application Received and Transfered to VAC -21st of March
Passport picked -21st March
There is nothing God cannot do .

Are you already in the UK?

Biodundundun:
my boss that year when i was learning hair dressing chaii because i get yansh and bress she carry my eyes see shege

is your yansh and breast presseable?

Nah...
Let him call them so that I can stake another 50k and win abundantly.
Buhari please place a call to super Naija camp.

Ombudsman1:


HOW BOUT YOU DO IT THIS WAY. YOUR STUDENTS DONT PAY YOU A DIME. YOU TUTOR THEM, THEN WHEN THEY BEGIN EARNING BIG BIG DOLLARS LIKE YOU SAY THEY WOULD, THEN THEY PAY FOR LEARNING FEE PLUS 15,000 NAIRA EXTRA.

THANK ME LATER

dude. I have been pondering over this as I was asked to pay about 30k to learn how to. They also said they would show me how to make minimum of 1k dollars per month

Scamburster:

You are after this your training fees.

please how legit is this? I was contacted by some lady that said I would earn $465 within 24hrs of registration for their online class.

MARKone:
It's every where. Importers are not finding it funny now, commercially imported goods would soon be out of the reach of Nigerians with the new increase in import duties, the Naira is weak, almost useless. Diesel is almost 800 Naira per litre, no light. Buhari is in UK cruising, his wife in Dubai shopping.

what do you think made these companies to stop production?

heniford2:
i have already had sex this morning with my partner why should i feel Hot about greeting you

sex with your pillow you mean

Curses don't work!
If any women like, let them get nakked and curse...it would not work! How do I know this?
A lot of women on my street came out in the middle of the night, nakedd. They laid all sorts of curses on Buhari because of the untold hardship he caused them. This was in 2017. But now does Buhari look like someone who is suffering?
Nwanne forgetiti!. Nothing dey happen. As long as you work hard and smart and always believe, you would be successful.

This is serious injustice

That animal is a host to several toxic microbes...

I hate Kane for turning Mancity down. By now he would have been assured a trophy.
Imagine Kane leading the citizens' attack line. By now they would have been out of sight. And City would be sure of UCL trophy.

Kane, you f-up bigtime!

Angelfrost:
Where do Everton and Lampard go from here?!!..

At this rate, relegation might be a real thing for them... Can't believe how far they have fallen since Moyes left them to help destroy United.

Lampard should not bother about coaching anymore. He should just try something else, maybe invest in Ethereum. Then use the proceeds to fund an African team or better yet become a pilot.

Well, when I was in a training camp on some remote island, I had a bunk mate who snored terribly. It made me lose sleep for a couple of nights. By the following week, the snoring was completely gone.
What did I do? I threatened him that if he ever snored again, I would empty a full bucket of arachnids into his snoring buccal cavity. And the rest was history!

Abeg who dey service this woman currently?
Is she still good in bedmatics?

Give a tenth to your pastor.

What is the size of his rod?

Aubayameng is greater than Drobga and okocha