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Romance › Re: I'm Beginning To Believe That Marriage Brings Good Luck To A Man! by SQLmastar(m): 10:56pm On Jul 02
Lalami3232:
Let me correct you bro, marriage no dey bring luck atall. It's just that when you marry, you tend to be more careful with spending and you want another source of income because you've automatically inherited a liability. Which luck na marriage de give? The luck wey she no fit give her ex boyfriends abi na another one. Some of una wey call unaselves men dey make me laugh.
You meet a non-virgin wey numerous men don sleep with, you tell her say "babe I wan privatize your kpekus make E be mine alone. I no want make people dey chop am again as usual (that's the definition of marrying a non-virgin)", that na wetin marriage dey all about nowadays for Nigeria. So how she take bring you luck as a man? If sh get luck, why she no use the luck on her siblings? Bro she no bring you luck, you only doubled your hustle. Anyways, that's not really my concern sha. Have you done DNA test Oga?

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA
How do you know if his wife is a non-virgin?

Besides he that findeth a wife findeth a good thing and obtaineth favour from the Lord. Proverbs 18:22

Some non-virgins are actually more faithful than virgins.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Paraguay: World Cup 2026 Round Of 32 (3 - 4) Pens On 29th June 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 5:14am On Jun 30
tonididdy:
Super eagles will beat this German team, no penalties needed
It's the way you guys downplay some of these teams and overestimate your Super Eagles that amazes me.
So, because Germany lost to Paraguay (via penalties), you feel they are not a good side?

This current Paraguay team will beat your Super Eagles 3 goals to nil!
Celebrities › Re: Omeche Oko Involved In A Bike Accident On A Movie Set by SQLmastar(m): 3:06pm On Jun 25
omoredia:
Motorcycle or Okada? That's an Okada
The Okada man don paste that upcoming actress wetin no good. grin

See, as he held her boobs so tight!
Celebrities › Re: Peller Pays Jarvis Bride Price (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 12:10am On Jun 22
We4all:
If this report is true, then Oga Peller should start by telling us what he knows about marriage that prompted his decision to get married at this young age.

Jarvis should be careful though because that Peller kid looks mentally unstable. People like that will orchestrate a murder-suicide crime and stream it just to trend even in death.
The only reason Peller is paying her bride price at this his early age is just so he can taste her honey pot. Jarvis never let him visit the promised land. She's told him she is virgin, however I want Peller to confirm if this is true.
Romance › Re: 66-Year-Old UK Woman Meets 27-Year-Old Nigerian Lover After 2Years Online Dating by SQLmastar(m): 10:07pm On Jun 21
The guy is lucky.
During my younger years, I tried online dating but couldn't even hook a 100-year-old lady, not to mention 40-year-olds.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Marc Cucurella To Join Real Madrid After World Cup by SQLmastar(m): 6:56pm On Jun 14
Angelfrost:
Legendary Real Madrid is now dipping way below the barrel bottom for key players...!

First, they brought back a washed out Special one, now they are signing every living thing that wears a jersey.
What do mean by your comments? Cucurella is above average, if not world-class.
Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Morocco: FIFA World Cup (1 - 1) On 13th June 2026 - Live by SQLmastar(m): 7:04am On Jun 14
AlabiKILLER2023:
Turkey

Useless team


My 3k gone
grin grin
Let me guess...you expected moments of magic from Arda Guler?
Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Morocco: FIFA World Cup (1 - 1) On 13th June 2026 - Live by SQLmastar(m): 7:02am On Jun 14
sweetjohn:
Brasil first two World Cup matches has always been struggles until they gained use to their rhythm.Even in 2002 they won last they struggled in the group stage but still went on to win the World Cup 2002.
Are you sure you watched the Brazilian team in World cup 2002?
They comfortably won all their group matches.
Google is your friend bro.
Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Morocco: FIFA World Cup (1 - 1) On 13th June 2026 - Live by SQLmastar(m): 6:52am On Jun 14
BewareOf419:
Super Eagles of Nigeria go beat this current Brazilian
You Nigerians are too loud!
Have some shame bro. Your Super Eagles couldn't even beat DR Congo!

I'm still struggling to believe that Africa sent 10 teams to the World cup. TEN, not the usual five and the supposed 'giant' of Africa weren't even among them. TOTAL SHAME!

And to even think Nigeria has two African Players of the year in their team is baffling!
To make it worse, this is also a second consecutive miss-out in the mundial. Your team wasn't in the last edition as well.

And please don't even think about mentioning Italy. They at least won the Euro during their period of absence.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal vs PSG: UCL Finals (3 - 4) on penalties On 30th May 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 5:31pm On May 30
lagonovo:
Haaa mogbe... psg abeg do something fast
Why don't you want Arsenal to win?
Are you a PSG fan?

Or did you stake against Arsenal?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Aston Villa (1 - 2) On 24th May 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 4:54pm On May 24
Wotowotoman:
Last time to see Pep doing what he knows how to do best embarassed
It's a good thing he is leaving. He no longer has that technical prowess that made him (and Mancity) a terror to Arsenal and Liverpool.

If Pep had been the Pep Guardiola we knew 2-3 seasons ago, Man City would have taken the lead by at least 5 points as far back as March.

I hope Maresca is still [technically] sound enough. The Maresca, who defeated an in-form PSG team [UCL winners], then clinched the FIFA Club World Cup [against all odds].

It is actually interesting to note that both Maresca and Arteta were once assistants [and students] to Pep Guardiola.

If wishes were horses, I would want Pep to help coach this pathetic Super Eagles squad. Giants Urchins of Africa that couldn't qualify for the World Cup in two successive attempts. Even after increasing the African slots from five to ten.
Romance › Re: True Story: Claimed She Was Virgin, Rushed Engagement by SQLmastar(op): 10:05pm On May 17
aalangel:
Marry her.
Your own sins might be plenty too.
What do you mean by my own sins? I was sincere and honest with her, every step of the way.

I finally called off the trad wedding. It wasn't an easy decision to make. cry cry

Although I took few weeks off work and personal life. Travelled to a remote location and turned off any mode of communication. To reminisce on my life and choices.

I still have feelings for her though. *sobs*

Thank you all for your comments, encouragement and advices.
Romance › True Story: Claimed She Was Virgin, Rushed Engagement by SQLmastar(op): 5:51pm On May 10
Please house, I need mature advice. This matter is tearing me apart.

I met this lady (a doctor)
4 months ago. I'm 35, she is 31.
She told me she was a virgin and I believed her because of how she carried herself. I was very happy and rushed everything – introduction, engagement, and marriage plans (I promised my mum that I would get married before December 2026). We were supposed to do our traditional marriage in one week’s time.

Last week, I received an anonymous WhatsApp message. The person sent pregnancy test results showing that my fiancée was pregnant for her ex-boyfriend during her 1-year residency. She had told me about this ex, but said they never had sex, and that was why they broke up.
I confronted her with the message. At first, she denied it and said it was fake, someone trying to spoil her name. But when I said I would call her best friend to confirm, she broke down and confessed the truth.
She admitted she got pregnant for the ex, aborted it immediately, and promised herself never to have premarital sex again. She said she was ashamed and didn’t want to lose me, so she lied about being a virgin.
Now I’m confused and heartbroken. I love her but the lies are too much.
On the other hand, I have already invited many people – including the chief of my village and my manager at work. Cancelling now will bring serious shame and talk in my village and workplace.

Please Nairalanders, what should I do? Should I go ahead with the marriage or cancel everything? Has anyone been in this kind of situation?

I need honest advice.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) On 22nd April 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 9:59pm On Apr 22
Leepeak:
That boy cherki na idiot
The boy foolish oooo

Spoil my small over two point five
Mancity doesn't deserve this EPL title. Unfortunately, Arsenal are under a curse or something.
I wish Liverpool were in form to claim this title.

Cherki and Savinho are too docile most times.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) On 22nd April 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 8:11pm On Apr 22
dominique:
I expect nothing less than 4 goals from man city in this match
Lol.
Deep down inside your heart if hearts...you wish for an upset from Burnley grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido Opens Up On Cheating On Chioma, Expresses Deep Regret by SQLmastar(m): 2:35pm On Apr 18
He would cheat again if another opportunity presents itself.

He has a crush on Tiwa, and all that is required is to spend 30BG on her, to open her Strait Sea of Homulz. grin
Celebrities › Re: Portable Warns Peller Over Lavish Spending On Jarvis After Maldives Trip by SQLmastar(m): 1:41pm On Apr 18
EmmyMaestro:
Maybe he is spending a lot because she has been opening her strait of Hormuz to him

grin
I can bet you 15k USD, Peller has never seen Jarvis tow-tow. He may have seen her panties (maybe while at the beach), but he hasn't visited the promised land.
She made him promise never to ask for honiepot, until after marriage.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal: FA Cup (2 - 1) On 4th April 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 1:08am On Apr 05
BlackViper:
I'm not a Chelsea fan, but I can promise you that you're NEVER going to win the Champions league
You promise?
Do you own the universe?
Can you see tomorrow? If yes, I have a lucrative job for you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal: FA Cup (2 - 1) On 4th April 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 1:06am On Apr 05
Omooba77:
Arsenal may not win anything again this season.......
We go again.......
May not or will not?
Please be specific, so that I'll know how to tackle you!
Jokes Etc › Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by SQLmastar(m): 9:02pm On Mar 27
Is the Op related to Suen Owesa? How come there are no comments to this post, yet it made the front page?

At the OP, this life is spiritual. You need to align yourself with the elements of life, else you will derail till eternity. Come to me DM, and I'll give you a bathing soap for success.

1. Gave Osimhen his soap when he turned 19 and look how he is thriving...
2. I gave Wizkid a leaf soap, mixed in cat urine, now he is a star.
3. I even prayed for Elon Musk when he was a mere millionaire; now look where he is.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 22nd February 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 6:44pm On Feb 22
omooba969:
As una dey comment here, make una dey identify ya club side na. smiley
He is a proud Manutd fan. Carrick is coming to take Arsenal's position.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City At (1 - 2) On 8th February 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 7:55pm On Feb 08
Wotowotoman:
This Szoboszlai take style resemble Jesus Christ of Nazareth cheesy
Have you seen Jesus physically? grin
Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj Receives $1 Million Trump ‘Gold Card’ For Free by SQLmastar(m): 11:46pm On Jan 29
Trump would visit her in the other room.

But beware of Lil Wheezy!
Sports › Re: Egypt Vs Ivory Coast: AFCON 2025 Quarter-Finals (3 - 2) On 10th January 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 8:41pm On Jan 10
Ekaka14:
This is going to be a long night for CIV
Egypt 2 vs CIV 0
Meanwhile, CIV has dominated the play until this 2nd goal...again from a panicky defensive error that put the ball out of play for a corner kick out of nothing for Egypt.
If CIV want to be back in this tie, then they must pull one back before half time....so far their defense is utter rubbish!!
From your mouth to the field.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Algeria: AFCON Quarter-Finals (2 - 0) On 10th January 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 7:06pm On Jan 10
lawyer:
Take it or leave it, this is the best Super Eagles team we have had in a long time. Forget the fact that they did not qualify for the World Cup; what Eric Chelle has done for this team is unbelievable. They are flat track bullies and can beat any team in the world right now. They are playing in Beast Mode and the team is too strong, experienced, confident and very tough to beat! No team in this AFCON will pray to meet them. Fly Super Eagle, Flyyyyy!!!!
Prepare to be heart broken by the best ranked team in Africa. grin
Morocco is keeping this trophy.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Algeria: AFCON Quarter-Finals (2 - 0) On 10th January 2026 by SQLmastar(m): 3:22pm On Jan 10
oladele239:
The head to head record favours Algeria !
Stake Algeria to go through. Nigeria has reached their busstop.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea And Coach Enzo Maresca Part Ways by SQLmastar(m): 4:45pm On Jan 01
dominique:
Man city's future coach. Guardiola, your replacement is ready and available. You can step down in peace when the season ends.
Arteta has always been Guardiola's anointed successor.
His first EPL and UCL trophies would be won with City.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Aston Villa (4 - 1) On 30th December 2025 by SQLmastar(m): 10:57pm On Dec 30, 2025
dominique:
Sefia pains at the emptyhad right now, Sunderland go show them wetin no good tomorrow. Aston Villa sef think they can come to Emirates stadium to carry 3 points, as how now?
I thought you said nobody can stop Mancity? Now you are back to Arsenal. grin

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