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Romance / Re: See The Hilarious Chat Between Sugar Daddy And Boyfriend by SQLmastar(m): 12:58pm On Aug 18, 2023
obembet:
Just that some boyfriend no get shame... Imagine a guy turn to a begger to your wife to be sugar daddy.

Shameless guys everywhere

Did I hear you say "wife to be?"

Such babes aren't meant for the altar. They are for the streets.
Guyman straff her while subscription lasts. Then go and look for a fine young virgin and take to the altar!

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky At Late Father's Burial by SQLmastar(m): 11:37am On Aug 16, 2023
How much did he contribute for the burials?
Sports / Re: NFF Remembers Samuel Okwaraji (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 1:53pm On Aug 12, 2023
Before that game against Angola, Okwaraji scored the lone goal for Nigeria in her 99 - 1 demolition by India.

I remember the match vividly, although I was still a teenager at the time. We experienced some unconventional and surreal football tactics from the Indians. I am writing a book on this and it would be available on Kindle, very soon.

Rest on well, Samuel "The Crocodile" Okwaraji

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Nottingham Forest (2 - 1) On 12th August 2023 by SQLmastar(m): 11:43am On Aug 12, 2023
I predict a draw

Arsenal are not title contenders.

As a fan, our goal this season is to remain in top 4.
Education / Re: Amaechina Chimbusonma Nwadiuto Scores Nine A1s In 2023 WASSCE by SQLmastar(m): 11:35am On Aug 12, 2023
Hmmm Amchinna from Abuja...
Abuja is known for excellence. She is a native of Abuja

Congratulations babe

Abuja amaka!
Abuja is not SouthYeast!

wink
Food / Re: Photo Of Big Antelope Killed By A Hunter by SQLmastar(m): 11:22am On Aug 09, 2023
In a recent research carried out by the National wildlife health preservatory, this particular species of Antelopes deers (sika deer) have been shown to carry the Brucellosis pathogen... in 96.66% of cases. Brucellosis can spread to humans by touch!

PLEASE STEER CLEAR OF THAT carcass.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: No Connection, No FG Job by SQLmastar(m): 9:58am On Aug 09, 2023
Niger Area has and would always remain a huge joke.

The earlier we either japa or remain and drink sniper, the better for everyone.

I'm also working on a better option: Nuke the whole damn country to the ground!

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Family / Re: Men Can You Bath Your Wife, Wash Her Clothes And Do Chores, IF She Is Pregnant by SQLmastar(m): 11:27am On Aug 08, 2023
Lutherblaq:
My neighbour's wife is heavily pregnent, and i was shocked to see him doing things Like this:

>Washing her 'Clothes'
>Doing all manners of 'Chores'
>And even bathing her Sometimes
We all Know how, things like that are really Rare to see, And to tell you that they have been married for like 12yrs, with atleast 3 kids. so the marriege is not that new na.

now back to my question can you do that
I wash my wife's clothes and undies. Whether pregnant or not!

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Family / Re: Mother Wants Her Daughter To Quit Marriage Because Of This by SQLmastar(m): 11:24am On Aug 08, 2023
GloriousGbola:


If the mother had that kind of money, the daughter would not have gotten married at 21 and started spitting out children once a year.

Just an incoherent bs story from Andrew tate geng
what if the mother got an appointment and became rich later on? after their marriage?

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Family / Re: Mother Wants Her Daughter To Quit Marriage Because Of This by SQLmastar(m): 11:21am On Aug 08, 2023
CuriousStudent:
A fictional tale to shame women. Imagine catering for four kids and a bedridden man at the age of 26( when your mates are going from dates to dates and partying)

This should be the duty of a woman in her 50s whereby haven enjoyed the protection and provision of a man for decades, repays him by nursing him and taking care of him when ill health arises but not a young lady at 26.
So try to see things from the mother perspective.

Men walk out of their families and abandon their wives with kids if they feel overwhelmed or for their peace of mind,so why should this be different?

The lady in question can drop the man temporarily with his relations and give her kids to her parents then go Abroad. While abroad she can be sending money for the upkeep of her kids and husband till she can bring the kids over. The man should remain in naija while the wife hires a nurse and sends up keep till he is stable enough before he can join them over
Is she permitted to fvck other dicks while hustling abroad? Or should she remain faithful?
Sports / Re: Fifa Women's World Cup 2023: Caption This Photo by SQLmastar(m): 1:13pm On Aug 07, 2023
POUNDS IS GREATER THAN NAIRA

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by SQLmastar(m): 10:27am On Aug 07, 2023
JbravoAdodger:
I don stake 5k on Naija win 15 odds
5k on draw 6 odds.. I am 98.7 percent certain England no fit win this match
Let's go ladies!!

Oshoala coming in fresh and rested with the game winner cool
owo o ti lor
Celebrities / Re: Femi Otedola Gifts Daughter DJ Cuppy £5,000,000 House For Her 30th Birthday by SQLmastar(m): 10:05pm On Nov 12, 2022
To cuppy, I can be the spouse your pops speaks of.
This has nothing to do with your possessions. I am wealthy myself, with a house and Bently to my name...not counting the various houses and properties of gold my father kept for me in heaven.

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Sports / Re: A Fan Throws Iwobi's Shirt Back At Him by SQLmastar(m): 10:03pm On Nov 12, 2022
Africans naturally have body odour...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Brentford (1 - 2) On 12th November 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 3:05pm On Nov 12, 2022
BRIMBRAM:


THAT IS IF YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY TO BUY VERY GOOD PLAYERS. WHO SABI MANCITY?
Who sabi Chelsea before Abramovic money?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Brentford (1 - 2) On 12th November 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 2:38pm On Nov 12, 2022
DLivingAncestor:
Dear Gareth Southwindow, how on earth did you not include this guy in your World Cup squad.

He is more promising that Sterling and Grealish naaa
Toney is CF. Both sterling and grealish are SS or LW.
He should drop a defender... Maguire?

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Phones / Re: MTN Subscribers Lament Service Outage by SQLmastar(m): 2:22pm On Nov 12, 2022
As an MTN rep, please bear with us as we restore efficient services back to you.
The reason is that some BATs fell our masts...

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Politics / Re: Bleaching: Fani Kayode Mocks Atiku And Dino Melaye (Picture) by SQLmastar(m): 8:04am On Nov 07, 2022
Come off it!
That's a skin condition associated with aging. Not cream related.

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Politics / Re: Sowore Flags-off Campaign In Kano { Picture } by SQLmastar(m): 9:18am On Oct 30, 2022
How many people would vote this guy?
Religion / Re: Signs That God Might Be Calling You Into Full-time Ministry by SQLmastar(m): 9:00am On Oct 30, 2022
Why do you feel God need you to open more churches or ministries? If that's where you are expecting the calling to end.
The number of ministries in the country is already too much. I mean if the existing ministries or churches cannot help propagate the gospel of Christ or make people turn completely from their evil ways, then more churches aren't needed.

So my fellow brethren, if you feel you have the calling, you had better channel that into building and elevating your present branch. Don't open another

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 29th October 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 3:56pm On Oct 29, 2022
Fedrick100:
The Moment Chelsea signed potter as Tuchel replacement that’s when i removed my heart from Chelsea to avoid health issues
yeah, right...like you weren't happy with their previous winnings.!
Had they been trashing Brighton today, your heart would still remain with them

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Health / Re: Please Help!!!! Possible Hiv Exposure And Symptoms. by SQLmastar(m): 10:41am On Oct 28, 2022
grin grin
I'm sorry to say this but you have contracted HIV. These were the same symptoms my college friend experienced after he tipped the clitoris of a female.
You are in second stage HIV. You had better start your ARV treatment now!

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Crime / Re: Ex-Convict, Mercy Orija, Rapes 12-Year-Old Girl To Death In Ogun (Photo) by SQLmastar(m): 5:11pm On Oct 24, 2022
SeniorMan715:
Because you don't want to
ogbeni forget. Don't mislead them into thinking sex is cheap. It is such statements that make people like this become desperate and delve into rape.
Sex ain't cheap!
Even ashawo will collect money for access to her honeypot!
Celebrities / Re: Israel DMW & Sheila Courage Wedding In Benin (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 10:07pm On Oct 23, 2022
Borntosmoke:
If I catch this chioma breast I go suck all the nutrient wey dey inside aam. Very juicy breast
..
Bro forget, na push-up bra she wear.
I can confirm to you her breasts are fallen like Olympus.

You are better off sucking Teni's breasts... cheesy

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Food / Re: How Is Kilishi Made? (pics) by SQLmastar(m): 8:03pm On Oct 22, 2022
Sixfiguresmart:
So, what's your point?

Eat the gadamn kilishi!
Food / Re: How Is Kilishi Made? (pics) by SQLmastar(m): 3:28pm On Oct 22, 2022
Sixfiguresmart:
hahaha used to like it as a child until I saw the process. You are absolutely right. Well, there is a mallam who does this hygienically over here, and if not, I would have quit a long time ago. The government should step in and provide a sanitary location for them.
ogbeni forget about all these hygiene stuff. How many people have died from eating kilishi?
Do you know that you're 10x more likely to die from mosquito bite than unhygienic kilishi?
C'mon the body has an immune system for these sort of things. Besides, the little time it spends on fire is snuff to kill 89.23% of the disease causing organisms that may have latched onto it. The remaining 10.77% is easily destroyed by immune system.

I have been eating kilishi since I was 2 years old. Even the ones baked in the sun with those gigantic green coloured excrement flies perching on them...but never for once have I fallen sick from kilishi.

You are also more likely to die from bad government than from kilishi.. cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 22nd October 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 12:16pm On Oct 22, 2022
Draw game.
I have staked $100 on stake.com
Politics / Re: Terrific Moment A Driver Jumps Out Of His Bus To Join Obidient Rally(video&pix) by SQLmastar(m): 9:28pm On Oct 01, 2022
historic:




And how did you come about your conclusion
I applied a statistical sampling technique too difficult for your ipobic mind to comprehend
Politics / Re: Terrific Moment A Driver Jumps Out Of His Bus To Join Obidient Rally(video&pix) by SQLmastar(m): 8:44pm On Oct 01, 2022
Satedly:
so you mean the whole of Lagosians are now ipob embarassed
whole of Lagos bawo.
Those you see in rally are not up to 1 million Igbos.
Lagos has over 13million non Igbos and they all belong to Tinubu
Politics / Re: Terrific Moment A Driver Jumps Out Of His Bus To Join Obidient Rally(video&pix) by SQLmastar(m): 8:26pm On Oct 01, 2022
Ipobic driver.

90% of these rally is ipob

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Family / Wife Slaps Husband. Should He Retaliate? by SQLmastar(m): 2:08pm On Sep 04, 2022
I witnessed a cringe occurrence yesterday.
My friend came back late from work, I dropped him off. Lo and behold, his wife opened the door and gave him a dirty slap. She shouted at him for not coming back early enough to meet their fertility appointment. I watched my friend hold up himself, trying to bottle-up his rage. He hung his head and entered back into my car. We drove off...
I kept wondering if he did the right thing or not. Shouldn't he have beaten the day light out his wife?
Couples in the house, what's your take on this?

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