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Romance / Re: See The Hilarious Chat Between Sugar Daddy And Boyfriend by SQLmastar(m): 12:58pm On Aug 18, 2023 |
obembet:Did I hear you say "wife to be?" Such babes aren't meant for the altar. They are for the streets. Guyman straff her while subscription lasts. Then go and look for a fine young virgin and take to the altar! 11 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky At Late Father's Burial by SQLmastar(m): 11:37am On Aug 16, 2023 |
How much did he contribute for the burials? |
Sports / Re: NFF Remembers Samuel Okwaraji (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 1:53pm On Aug 12, 2023 |
Before that game against Angola, Okwaraji scored the lone goal for Nigeria in her 99 - 1 demolition by India. I remember the match vividly, although I was still a teenager at the time. We experienced some unconventional and surreal football tactics from the Indians. I am writing a book on this and it would be available on Kindle, very soon. Rest on well, Samuel "The Crocodile" Okwaraji 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Nottingham Forest (2 - 1) On 12th August 2023 by SQLmastar(m): 11:43am On Aug 12, 2023 |
I predict a draw Arsenal are not title contenders. As a fan, our goal this season is to remain in top 4. |
Education / Re: Amaechina Chimbusonma Nwadiuto Scores Nine A1s In 2023 WASSCE by SQLmastar(m): 11:35am On Aug 12, 2023 |
Hmmm Amchinna from Abuja... Abuja is known for excellence. She is a native of Abuja Congratulations babe Abuja amaka! Abuja is not SouthYeast! |
Food / Re: Photo Of Big Antelope Killed By A Hunter by SQLmastar(m): 11:22am On Aug 09, 2023 |
In a recent research carried out by the National wildlife health preservatory, this particular species of PLEASE STEER CLEAR OF THAT carcass. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: No Connection, No FG Job by SQLmastar(m): 9:58am On Aug 09, 2023 |
Niger Area has and would always remain a huge joke. The earlier we either japa or remain and drink sniper, the better for everyone. I'm also working on a better option: Nuke the whole damn country to the ground! 25 Likes 2 Shares |
Family / Re: Men Can You Bath Your Wife, Wash Her Clothes And Do Chores, IF She Is Pregnant by SQLmastar(m): 11:27am On Aug 08, 2023 |
Lutherblaq:I wash my wife's clothes and undies. Whether pregnant or not! 1 Like |
Family / Re: Mother Wants Her Daughter To Quit Marriage Because Of This by SQLmastar(m): 11:24am On Aug 08, 2023 |
GloriousGbola:what if the mother got an appointment and became rich later on? after their marriage? 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Mother Wants Her Daughter To Quit Marriage Because Of This by SQLmastar(m): 11:21am On Aug 08, 2023 |
CuriousStudent:Is she permitted to fvck other dicks while hustling abroad? Or should she remain faithful? |
Sports / Re: Fifa Women's World Cup 2023: Caption This Photo by SQLmastar(m): 1:13pm On Aug 07, 2023 |
POUNDS IS GREATER THAN NAIRA 50 Likes 2 Shares |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by SQLmastar(m): 10:27am On Aug 07, 2023 |
JbravoAdodger:owo o ti lor |
Celebrities / Re: Femi Otedola Gifts Daughter DJ Cuppy £5,000,000 House For Her 30th Birthday by SQLmastar(m): 10:05pm On Nov 12, 2022 |
To cuppy, I can be the spouse your pops speaks of. This has nothing to do with your possessions. I am wealthy myself, with a house and Bently to my name...not counting the various houses and properties of gold my father kept for me in heaven. 59 Likes 8 Shares |
Sports / Re: A Fan Throws Iwobi's Shirt Back At Him by SQLmastar(m): 10:03pm On Nov 12, 2022 |
Africans naturally have body odour... 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Brentford (1 - 2) On 12th November 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 3:05pm On Nov 12, 2022 |
BRIMBRAM:Who sabi Chelsea before Abramovic money? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Brentford (1 - 2) On 12th November 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 2:38pm On Nov 12, 2022 |
DLivingAncestor:Toney is CF. Both sterling and grealish are SS or LW. He should drop a defender... Maguire? 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: MTN Subscribers Lament Service Outage by SQLmastar(m): 2:22pm On Nov 12, 2022 |
As an MTN rep, please bear with us as we restore efficient services back to you. The reason is that some BATs fell our masts... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Bleaching: Fani Kayode Mocks Atiku And Dino Melaye (Picture) by SQLmastar(m): 8:04am On Nov 07, 2022 |
Come off it! That's a skin condition associated with aging. Not cream related. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Sowore Flags-off Campaign In Kano { Picture } by SQLmastar(m): 9:18am On Oct 30, 2022 |
How many people would vote this guy? |
Religion / Re: Signs That God Might Be Calling You Into Full-time Ministry by SQLmastar(m): 9:00am On Oct 30, 2022 |
Why do you feel God need you to open more churches or ministries? If that's where you are expecting the calling to end. The number of ministries in the country is already too much. I mean if the existing ministries or churches cannot help propagate the gospel of Christ or make people turn completely from their evil ways, then more churches aren't needed. So my fellow brethren, if you feel you have the calling, you had better channel that into building and elevating your present branch. Don't open another 4 Likes 1 Share |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 29th October 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 3:56pm On Oct 29, 2022 |
Fedrick100:yeah, right...like you weren't happy with their previous winnings.! Had they been trashing Brighton today, your heart would still remain with them 1 Like |
Health / Re: Please Help!!!! Possible Hiv Exposure And Symptoms. by SQLmastar(m): 10:41am On Oct 28, 2022 |
I'm sorry to say this but you have contracted HIV. These were the same symptoms my college friend experienced after he tipped the clitoris of a female. You are in second stage HIV. You had better start your ARV treatment now! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Ex-Convict, Mercy Orija, Rapes 12-Year-Old Girl To Death In Ogun (Photo) by SQLmastar(m): 5:11pm On Oct 24, 2022 |
SeniorMan715:ogbeni forget. Don't mislead them into thinking sex is cheap. It is such statements that make people like this become desperate and delve into rape. Sex ain't cheap! Even ashawo will collect money for access to her honeypot! |
Celebrities / Re: Israel DMW & Sheila Courage Wedding In Benin (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 10:07pm On Oct 23, 2022 |
Borntosmoke:.. Bro forget, na push-up bra she wear. I can confirm to you her breasts are fallen like Olympus. You are better off sucking Teni's breasts... 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Food / Re: How Is Kilishi Made? (pics) by SQLmastar(m): 8:03pm On Oct 22, 2022 |
Sixfiguresmart: Eat the gadamn kilishi! |
Food / Re: How Is Kilishi Made? (pics) by SQLmastar(m): 3:28pm On Oct 22, 2022 |
Sixfiguresmart:ogbeni forget about all these hygiene stuff. How many people have died from eating kilishi? Do you know that you're 10x more likely to die from mosquito bite than unhygienic kilishi? C'mon the body has an immune system for these sort of things. Besides, the little time it spends on fire is snuff to kill 89.23% of the disease causing organisms that may have latched onto it. The remaining 10.77% is easily destroyed by immune system. I have been eating kilishi since I was 2 years old. Even the ones baked in the sun with those gigantic green coloured excrement flies perching on them...but never for once have I fallen sick from kilishi. You are also more likely to die from bad government than from kilishi.. 2 Likes 1 Share |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 22nd October 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 12:16pm On Oct 22, 2022 |
Draw game. I have staked $100 on stake.com |
Politics / Re: Terrific Moment A Driver Jumps Out Of His Bus To Join Obidient Rally(video&pix) by SQLmastar(m): 9:28pm On Oct 01, 2022 |
historic:I applied a statistical sampling technique too difficult for your ipobic mind to comprehend |
Politics / Re: Terrific Moment A Driver Jumps Out Of His Bus To Join Obidient Rally(video&pix) by SQLmastar(m): 8:44pm On Oct 01, 2022 |
Satedly:whole of Lagos bawo. Those you see in rally are not up to 1 million Igbos. Lagos has over 13million non Igbos and they all belong to Tinubu |
Politics / Re: Terrific Moment A Driver Jumps Out Of His Bus To Join Obidient Rally(video&pix) by SQLmastar(m): 8:26pm On Oct 01, 2022 |
Ipobic driver. 90% of these rally is ipob 5 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Wife Slaps Husband. Should He Retaliate? by SQLmastar(m): 2:08pm On Sep 04, 2022 |
I witnessed a cringe occurrence yesterday. My friend came back late from work, I dropped him off. Lo and behold, his wife opened the door and gave him a dirty slap. She shouted at him for not coming back early enough to meet their fertility appointment. I watched my friend hold up himself, trying to bottle-up his rage. He hung his head and entered back into my car. We drove off... I kept wondering if he did the right thing or not. Shouldn't he have beaten the day light out his wife? Couples in the house, what's your take on this? |
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