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qtx:
Take your wife to Akpabio to do that so she will have all those privileges. I hope you dont mind?

Nope, I don't mind. My wife is not a varjiin. If Akpabio's rod would guarantee a chance to become a member of the house of assembly, then she had better open those legs and accept the rod!

123yes:
Hope if your wife or sister faces same problems and she corporate you will not complain

Nobody is a saint.
As long as he won't have her heart, he's free to insert his rod. (with protection of course)

Checkwell:
Akpabio wan do her dirty...

Me thinks she should just let Akpabio copulate with her. I mean it's not like she's a varjiin or haven't cheated on Uduaghan before? Let SP have his way with you and all your problems would automatically go away. Senate would forgive you, you get your preferred seat, you have all your committee rights and privileges, you get extra funds and resources.

madridguy:
History of State Emergency in Nigeria:

1: The first was in 1962 when crisis started in Western Nigeria.

2: The next is Past FG not Obasanjo: 18 May 2004, the President declared state emergency in Plateau State.

3: 19 October 2006, same past FG not Obasanjo declared a state of emergency in Ekiti State.

4: Past FG not Jonathan declared a state of emergency in some local governments in Borno and Plateau states. It was full declaration in Borno, Adamawa and Yobe States.

5: Now, Rivers state.

Were the then Governors during the state of emergency also suspended?

Nazgul:
I don't know him to be a religious person cos he celebrates Christmas with his family every year.

Anyways I'm happy for Newcastle. They've gone trophy less for decades. Fortune has shown on them today.

E remain Assnal. I believe I was still in secondary school when they won their last trophy (or was it primary school 😂) To even think that their fans are expecting them to remove Madrid shows how deluded they can be.

Arsenal won FA Cup in 2020.
Were you in secondary school then?
Arsenal would take out Vardrid!

rolams:
You need not to be corrected that you are talking to a long time registered Liverpool fan.

My bad.

Peace. , ✌️

Renman:
Your bottling started from quadruple... now it is oneble... if you guys loose guide in epl... nothing for you people this season!

Even if Liverpool loses the next two games, EPL is very certain.

rolams:
Mediocre!



I won't talk.

Liverpool is miles ahead of your bottling Arsenal company.
No need to talk.

LeeSmart:
Wish i could post my wife's facial reaction right now😆😆....Omor Newcastle for the win

Similar to when she is cummin, right

Something that would never get completed even in Umahi's lifetime ..

Angelfrost:
So far, so good for the UCL Landlords.

Marcos Llorente must be high... Lol. What a miss!


Congrats to Real Madrid!

If another team can help them eliminate Barcelona, they just might be retaining that UCL for another ridiculous time.


UCL constantly favoring these guys in white!

Not if the destined winners (Arsenal) eliminates them first.

Omoawoke:
Barcelona, Bayern, psg, Athelico Madrid/Real Madrid

Arsenal for the final and UCL trophy.

If I were Fubara, I would resign immediately.

Oluwadare316:
We still need at least 1 CB of quality close to or better than konate because next season EPL and UCL will be more competitive since we cannot always rely on konate and vvd. quansah is inexperienced and Endo is makeshift. I'm not expecting many reinforcements due to fsg and other factors But we need 1 or 2 defenders CB Inclusive and 1 midfielder with 1 attacker or 2 depending on outgoings.

Why not buy a full squad??

phr0nesis:
If today's game had ended 1-1, Liverpool would have qualified because they won the first leg 1-0. That's total of 2 goals for Liverpool against 1 goal for PSG. Why is this so hard for you guys to comprehend

They can't understand cos they are kids and teenagers who participate in baseless arguments.

Lanruze:
Stop all these stories please.

I have a very delicate gbola and rises at the mention of some sensitive words.

Stop eyyt.

Lol.
My gbola rises whenever she bends down to clean my table. She doesn't wear inner tights so her panties are very obvious. I'm beginning to think she's doing it on purpose. Anyways, only one way to find out.

Namaster:
All MEN!

Captain-Save-a-Hoe-ism is a CONGENITAL defect in all men.
It has to be EXCISED over and over again.

Even so, it NEVER goes away. It only goes into remission.

First of all, I DON'T trust a Nigerian Politician. But I trust a FEMALE Nigerian politician even LESS.

The idea that Akpabio was HOUNDING this woman for sex is MADNESS!

She's an AGING woman that's desperately clinging to her beauty with makeup and PACKAGING like wearing LOOSE clothes to conceal her LOOSER body.

MEANWHILE, Abuja is the ULTIMATE destination for GORGEOUS hookup girls.

For less than 250 USD, Akpabio could have his diccck succcked by a 23-year old girl with the body of a beauty queen.

Scratch that!
For an extra 50 dollars, he could have his diccck sucked by an ACTUAL beauty queen.

Apart from that, Akpabio also has ACCESS to an ENTIRE industry of ladies famous for their bodies and their ability to ACT like he's a stallion even if he was a mouse—NOLLYWOOD.

The idea that Akpabio would FORGO all of the above to pursue a quarrelsome and combative woman is MADNESS!

That's like having access to Chicken Republic, KFC and a PROFESSIONAL Chef on call but choosing to patronise the Mama Put who cooks with her URINE and GUTTER WATER.

That's MADNESS!

You don't get it bro. It's just like a festish.
I have two beautiful gfs who would do anything for me. They never deny me fvccks. But somehow, I always fantasize about diccking a cleaner in my office, who's not even measurable to a standard gf.
The above is Akpabio's dilemma. Natasha is not even tight down there, hell I can bet she has a lot of Zebra crossings on her body, but a man's dicck is blindfolded.

May they experience trauma in their lives. Why didn't they show support by voting against her suspension?

Angelfrost:
It's just shocking how the young PSG team is schooling Liverpool...!

This is almost disgraceful.

Goals determine the outcome of matches, not possession or shots on target.

Schooling without taking your chances? What's there to learn?


UCL 2025 belongs to Arsenal though.

Samunique:
Bad belle, arsenal don score

Updated: Arsenal 2:0 So what happens to your babes now ?

Which babes?
That guy is a girlfriend-less uglyyy morafuvker who's stock in trade is self service -- with engine oil.

Wordson:
if u survive PSV, u no fit pass ur next opponent Madrid.

You mean Athletico Madrid?

This game against PSV is already done and dusted.

Usmanovic95:
I'm also an arsenal fan but abeg slow down with the hype. One game at a time.

I don't want them to end up like Chelsea by speaking negatively or saying we only need one game at a time. They say there's power in the tongue (or your keypad ). Therefore I speak forth into reality.

Arsenal are the UCL 2025 champions!
Barcelona an Real Madrid are gonna get eliminated this round.

Arsenal is winning UCL...

No need to read the article. The culprit is an indigene of the Yeastern Republic of Baifuro.

Tominix:
No pictures of the killer, how we go know who we suppose dey avoid

The pix attached should be that of the killer. It seems Philip is a female man.

benuejosh:
Nigerians? How does event in Lagos State House of Assembly affect Nigerians?

Lagos is a pacesetter state in Nigeria. Most reputable companies have their HQs located there. Most Nigerians get their daily bread from there. But you already know this, don't you?

I cringed while watching and listening to those despicable eulogies by the spineless lawmakers. They should all cover their heads in shame.
What was the essence of the impeachment in the first place? Didn't they do due consultations before his removal?

ChilliPepper:
Me sef dey look for opportunity to go to Canada, just that my money never complete.

Na only 17 million Naira I don save but am trusting God for the balance

If you're a pretty lady and single, come let's go as a couple. I would bring the balance and cater for all other logistics.

FuckTheMod:

This Natasha hot o

E be like say na all government officials want sleep with her

I can't doubt her honestly. ONE OF THE MAIN REASON WHY THIS COUNTRY IS NOT PROGRESSING IS BECAUSE, MOST OF THESE GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL ARE ONLY THEIR TO STEAL, KILL EACH OTHER AND FORNICATE.

The Muslims among them will take advantage of the opportunity their religion gives them to marry multiple.
While the HYPOCRITE Christians will continue to fornicate and do adultery instead.


Sexual exploits and harassment is very prevalent in this country. It is in all sectors.
Up to 90 of females in high offices didn't get their their values but by sexual exploits.
9ja women are very very LOOSE.
IT'S NOT HARD FOR MOST SINGLE GIRLS TO SPREAD LEGS FOR MARRIED MEN JUST TO GET FEW CASH AND FAVOUR.
Even the married once are not left behind, MANY OF THEM ARE EVEN WORSE THAN THE SINGLE WHØRĒS.


If you didn't meet her as a virgin and you're married to her, DO DNA IF YOU SUSPECT HER OR YOU HAVE DOUBTS.
No matter what stories she told you or how innocent she pretends to be, never fall MUMÙ.
Most NON-VIRGIN girls have done TERRIBLE THINGS... Unimaginable things that will surely affect you or both in the future.

DNA TEST TODAY SHOULD BE DONE LIKE MALARIA TESTS.

IT'S BETTER TO BE CHILDLESS THAN TO WASTE YOUR LIFE RAISING THE PRODUCTS OF SPER̃MZ OTHER MEN DEPOSITED.

Lalami32, is that you?

There are rumours the C-in-C of this zoo also wanna have a taste of her fresh and tight cookie.

9jatriot:
...Being a womanizer is even a private thing, the question should be did he offer her a juicy committee position in exchange for sex, if not, if all he did is make suggestive remarks to her, then all she has to do is turn it down, but that should not make disobey house rules, even big brother house get house rules. The only other accusation about Akpabio is from an ex NDDC woman, who ironically made her accusation while trying to cry victimization to retain her job. T. He

Natasha's accusation so far against Akpabio is that during a house opening ceremony, he held her hand (people hold hands all the time to retain their attention), in front of people around and even with her husband close by, he suggested to her she could visit the house anytime. Now that is his house that will probably have his family members, house maids and a large contingent of staff, so how does that kind of invitation have a sexual connotation?

I want to believe you are being sarcastic with the bolded. Inviting a lady to your home in an unofficial capacity, coming from a randy man with a rumours of several sexual escapades, is enough sexual connotation. So if she decides to pay him a visit, would his domestic staff prevent him from inserting his rod into her hole?

prinsam30:
On a normal day we should be beating this guy's 5 zero

You've found your voice cos of few lucky goals. Watch your team get pummeled in their next game.

lapintoz:
PBAT slayed Ameachi 2015 when he quietly funded Wike....that is how you know visionary....always looking ahead....and some goats will be saying 2027 will finish PBAT.

I laugh in Spanish!

Look at how you contradict yourself. Was Amaechi in PDP or APC? Wike wasn't even a close ally of PBAT then.