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Family / Re: Relate your Worst experience from overstaying visitors by SQLmastar(m): 7:04pm On Feb 18, 2022 |
It happened during Youth service. She didn't have accomodation and I allowed her squat at my place pending when she sorts her PPA and accomodation. But she refused to leave till 2months. Eating my food for free. The thing is, I would have allowed her stay till service year was over but it turned out she was a very Terrible cook. I had to tell her to leave. 53 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: There Will Be Trouble In Nigeria If PDP Loses - Sule Lamido by SQLmastar(m): 1:03pm On Feb 16, 2022 |
Mtcheww, just negodu his head slamming signature. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Ronaldo Scores And Wins King Of The Match As Messi Misses A UCL Penalty by SQLmastar(m): 8:19am On Feb 16, 2022 |
dreyboard:See this Chelshit fan. Stay there under disguise to deceive yaself. |
Celebrities / Re: Ronaldo Scores And Wins King Of The Match As Messi Misses A UCL Penalty by SQLmastar(m): 8:17am On Feb 16, 2022 |
Beverlyjean:I dey tells you bro. I writhed in pains when I heard Ferguson diverted CR7 to United. Imagine if he was surrounded by KDB, sterling and Foden. |
Politics / Re: Okorocha: I Have Suffered Injustice From Govt I Helped Into Power by SQLmastar(m): 6:27am On Feb 13, 2022 |
Rocha's is better than Tinubu Rochas is better than Buhari Rochas is better than Atiku Rochas is better than Osinbade Rochas is better than Peter Pandora Rochas is better than Oshiomle. Rochas deserves to be the president. The crown fits him better than anyone. He loves Hausa He loves Yoruba He loves Fulani.... 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Zouma's Brother, Yoan, Banned By His Club Over The Cat Incident by SQLmastar(m): 6:51pm On Feb 10, 2022 |
But have the whites not fined themselves from beating horses during horse race? Racism or witchcraft? 416 Likes 26 Shares |
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by SQLmastar(m): 8:49am On Feb 07, 2022 |
amehrada:how long does the training last? |
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by SQLmastar(m): 8:47am On Feb 07, 2022 |
amehrada:Alright then. I wish them Good luck |
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by SQLmastar(m): 2:46am On Feb 07, 2022 |
Rahkman:There is hope if you ready to do the unthinkable in health care. I mean doing those stuff you find degrading and you would also earn meagre amounts and so so |
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by SQLmastar(m): 2:40am On Feb 07, 2022 |
amehrada:Why are they rushing to obtain certification when the proposed care visa is tailored for the unskilled care worker? From the news publication, the employers would give compulsory on-the-job training to employees. Well, unless there is some missing info 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Help!! My Mother And My Girlfriend Are Putting Pressure On Me by SQLmastar(m): 3:56pm On Feb 05, 2022 |
First off, marriage is not compulsory for any human being. Jesus, Peter, etc they didn't marry. Secondly, if you must marry, ensure your woman is 101% ready to become submissive no matter what...even if you may be at fault. Thirdly, to find a wife, I encourage you to go to NYSC monthly clearance location and study your potential wife...DO NOT, I repeat, DO NoT go to church in order to find wife. Fourthly, that gf of yours that is pestering you for marriage, marry her if and only if she is a virgin or you were the one who deflowered her. I have my reasons for saying this. Lastly, I wish you peace of mind. I am a footballer myself. On Sunday football, no one dares start any match without me. I am a showstopper in midfield, what you would call a modern day DMF. If I ever miss the ball, your legs must not go free 15 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Onyeka Onwenu Recounts The Difficulties Faced In Her Marriage by SQLmastar(m): 3:52pm On Feb 05, 2022 |
Madam your marriage was hell because you refused to be submissive to your husband. Always wanting to tour with the big boys whilst neglecting to feed your husband his foods... physical and sexual. Any wife, no matter how rich you become, must submit to her husband. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Plymouth Argyle : FA Cup (2 - 1) On 5th February 2021 by SQLmastar(m): 3:20pm On Feb 05, 2022 |
place your bets now. Chelsea to win in extra time. Stake at least 20k. Chelsea is 5X better than Mancheture UtD Chelsea is 2X worse than Mancity 2 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Contract: He Broke Her Heart... by SQLmastar(m): 11:04pm On Feb 04, 2022 |
dawnomike:ok thanks |
Crime / Contract: He Broke Her Heart... by SQLmastar(m): 10:28pm On Feb 04, 2022 |
A girl of about 22 just approached me that she needs a lawyer to pursue her cause and get her entitlements paid. The background of the issue goes thus: There was this guy in her area that had been wooing her for weeks. She finally agreed to him but only on the condition that he would sign a 'contract' pledging himself to her. That if he ever broke her heart, he would have to pay her the sum of 1million naira. I saw the paper agreement and it contained two signatures. I asked what transpired between her and her guy. She says she caught him with another girl. This allegedly happened 6months into their relationship. Please lawyers in the house, is this issue valid in court? Can she be awarded the payment? |
Romance / Re: Help! Her Ex Moved Into Her Compound by SQLmastar(m): 1:14pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Candidlady:As long as she is not in direct physical contact with her exes. There is a magnetic flux whenever a pussylock is close to its key 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Help! Her Ex Moved Into Her Compound by SQLmastar(m): 12:59pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
WTF is this? Let your friend (YOU) quickly come up with a story and ensure she and hubby relocate out of that compound ASAP! If not, I only give her 6 months and that her EX would reclaim his territory and continue knacking her farm. Do you know what it means to open up a female viijay? to be the first to commission that pinkish-red hole? You said Okafor law is a myth, I laugh. I have seen this law play itself out almost every time. Whenever the variables are initialized, this law must occur with a 98.56% accuracy. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Charles Soludo & His Wife, Nonye, Celebrate 29th Marriage Anniversary (Pix) by SQLmastar(m): 4:14pm On Dec 26, 2021 |
Stargurl20:here is my mug shot.
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Politics / Re: Charles Soludo & His Wife, Nonye, Celebrate 29th Marriage Anniversary (Pix) by SQLmastar(m): 3:52pm On Dec 26, 2021 |
Congratulations to you both. She is not very beautiful though. I hope this is compensated by her character. |
Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen: I Will Be Available For AFCON 2022 by SQLmastar(m): 4:23pm On Dec 21, 2021 |
I would advise you to complete your recovery. We already have formidable strikers in awoniyi and Ighado. Head injury fracture is not a small issue. Or can you guarantee us at least three goals in the group stages? Awoniyi would give us a hattrick against opponents, while Ighalo is sure to be the Most Potent striker of the AFCON. SO STAY BACK!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Lady Slaps Boyfriend For Rejecting Marriage Proposal After Six Years Of Dating by SQLmastar(m): 9:24pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
How do you expect him to marry you when you've refused to give him your clito, despite the fact that you aren't a varjin. I know them very well. The lady is very stingy with her clits 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Tell My Boss I Got A Second Job? by SQLmastar(m): 4:43pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Tell him please. Do unto others what you would that they do unto you. If you were a boss, would you be glad if your employee works for another? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: “Marriage Is A Scam, Thank God I Have Never Been Married” by SQLmastar(m): 4:37pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
ttemmi:Fucck. Kemi 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: “Marriage Is A Scam, Thank God I Have Never Been Married” by SQLmastar(m): 4:35pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
But who is servicing your engine? 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Adeoye Fawaz, Bus Conductor, Wins Chess Tournament In Lagos (Video, Pictures) by SQLmastar(m): 8:14am On Dec 15, 2021 |
Nothing special here. He played against his fellow street kids. Let him compete with the elites |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League Round Of 16 Draw: Live Update. by SQLmastar(m): 3:51pm On Dec 13, 2021 |
IamNumeroUno:ogbeni, accept that you were wrong. Geometric progression indeed! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Draw To Be Re-done Following Glitches by SQLmastar(m): 2:00pm On Dec 13, 2021 |
Gbege |
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Storms Eniola Badmus' 20 Years On Stage In Style by SQLmastar(m): 8:31am On Dec 10, 2021 |
Karemarealty288:if you are paid 20k per day for this stunt, would you or would you not? 7 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Storms Eniola Badmus' 20 Years On Stage In Style by SQLmastar(m): 8:28am On Dec 10, 2021 |
G-boy under disguise. Or what else is his source of living? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Omicron Variant: Why We Didn't Stop Ramaphosa From Entering Nigeria - FG by SQLmastar(m): 8:25am On Dec 08, 2021 |
Let the British ban be permanent. All ye polithiefcians must spend your loot in Nigeria 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Who Are Those Marrying The Female Doctors? by SQLmastar(m): 10:11pm On Dec 07, 2021 |
I once married a female doctor during my twenties. But we separated after a year because she more than one diick 4 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Of My Hard Earned 15k After A Guy Showed Me His Priv@te Part by SQLmastar(m): 9:52pm On Dec 07, 2021 |
You gave him 16k because you loved his gbola 5 Likes |
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