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Christianity EtcRe: How Nigerian Prophets Gave 15 Fake Prophecies – Report by Squidbabe: 7:04pm On Oct 29, 2022
I don't know this man of God tho but there was a time my elder sister told me what a prophet revealed about me . What he was saying was sounding like something that had already happened and I was busy arguing with my sister that nothing of such happened. But after 3 weeks everything I was told happened. So sometimes they say it like it has happened or very close and it might be very far before it manifests. Best is test all spirit and remove the real ones from the fake and still use ur brain when dealing with the real ones to know when the prophet is speaking on his own or God is speaking .
CrimeRe: Suspected Ritualist Runs Mad In His Hotel Room (video) by Squidbabe: 7:14pm On Sep 14, 2022
For him to be calling small girls its clear the girl he was supposed to come meet him at the hotel for Hus ritual didn't show up and time given to him by the dibia was up. So madness is the punishment for not meeting up with the time given to him for the ritual.
BusinessRe: Amazon Account Unhold by Squidbabe: 6:48pm On Sep 12, 2022
Were you able to resolve this and how cos I'm in such issue now
CareerRe: Have You Been Shouted At By A Subordinate At Work Before? by Squidbabe: 7:34pm On Aug 26, 2022
Someone close to me once said " the way and manner you correct someone's mistake can also be a mistake" . Learn to correct in love. And never correct in public for another ear to hear. Its embarrassing. But I want to ask , when the lady does things right do you also tell her in the presence of other staff that she did well. Don't let your voice only Be heard when one makes mistake. When the person who praises me when I do good complains when I do bad, I take it better than the person I hear his voice only when I make mistake.
CelebritiesRe: Man Reveals The State Of Psquare’s Village House (Photo, Video) by Squidbabe: 6:47pm On Jul 30, 2022
They Tried to have an upstair in the village, the idiot that had the time to video someone's house ,I wld like to see his house. Wicked village people ! When The brothers were fighting and living like enemies they were happy, the never posted the video of their house or was the house just built? , thinking their end has come. Now God helped bring the family together , doing well again ,they are not happy looking for what to bring up to tarnish and bring them down. GOD PASS THEM!
RomanceRe: Help! My Virgin Girlfriend Wants Me To Disvirgin Her Now by Squidbabe: 7:58pm On Jul 20, 2022
First Of all ,the girl really loves you and feels pity for u that u have been starving because of her. She is just emotional,once the emotions clear ,regret sets in.
2, if ur not ready to marry her don't disvirgin her, most gals that keep themselves do so not because they won't enjoy the sex but because she wants to do the right thing. If she decided to give it to u just like that just know it that ur married automatically cos she has checked in her mind ,"since I'll one day marry this guy why don't I give him now since he will still be the one to disvirgin me when we finally get married" . im speaking based on experience. Don't touch her!
FamilyRe: I Am Worried Over Her High Sexual Drive.please Advise by Squidbabe: 8:11pm On Jun 22, 2022
Didnt u dump the other girl for this ur wife cos she was giving u as u go ,u even decided she is d one to marry, now why complain?
NYSCRe: Missing Corper Stephanie Se-Ember Terungwa Is Dead, Her Vital Parts Removed by Squidbabe: 9:24pm On Apr 28, 2022
The best solution is to start with the herbalists(dibia) who send them to get those human parts ,cos if the herbalists,babalawos ,dibias are no longer there, there won't be any need for the killings. If they kill and rip off the private parts and the babalawos are not existing,who will help them make the money . so first thing is to abolish traditional worship but those politicians won't allow that cos miss of them patronize such. God help us

adebayo987:
Very unfortunate!

IPOB should not be the only enemy this government sees. They should put shoot on sight order on yahoo boys, ritualist alhajis and bandits. Since they can't provide jobs, let them enforce very harsh sentence on these wicked souls and send all the law enforcement agents all out against them. My sister was nearly nabbed but her pregnancy saved her but they still went ahead to steal her phone. Luckily for her, the phone was flashed and she just took it from the repairer.

All taxis should be painted same way and finger prints, trackers and cctv installed. Because it's public transport means they're using to nab people.

May the souls of the killers rot in hell and may this beautiful soul rest in peace.

Chai! This girl too fine... Mtcheeew it's well.
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Fallen Under Anointing? by Squidbabe: 10:10pm On Apr 04, 2022
5iine:
Owk I think people fall under anointing when the problem they have is mentioned in prayer and also pay attention to the prayer. It doesn't necessarily mean they will encounter breakthrough at that point.

I just came out of deliverance not too long....
I also eat in my dream and feel attacked when sleeping.

I feel like God didn't answer my prayers, I do pray every night too. I'm still hoping....
Well u might be right but another thing I've noticed is that sometimes we have our own prayer points we want God to attend to but God is busy doing other things we are not even aware of. For example one might av been programmed to have accident that could lead to death unaware to the person, now during prayer the person falls ,that accident/death is averted without the person's knowledge. After the fall he is expecting to see changes in his long unanswered prayer. For the fact God hasn't given you breakthrough doesn't mean nothing happened when you fell under annoiting. I understand ur point tho and sometimes think same way.
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Fallen Under Anointing? by Squidbabe: 10:09pm On Apr 04, 2022
[quote author=5iine post=111618622]Owk I think people fall under anointing when the problem they have is mentioned in prayer and also pay attention to the prayer. It doesn't necessarily mean they will encounter breakthrough at that point.

I just came out of deliverance not too long....
I also eat in my dream and feel attacked when sleeping.

I feel like God didn't answer my prayers, I do pray every night too. I'm still hoping....


Well u might be right but another thing I've noticed is that sometimes we have our own prayer points we want God to attend to but God is busy doing other things we are not even aware of. For example one might av been programmed to have accident that could lead to death unaware to the person, now during prayer the person falls ,that accident/death is averted without the person's knowledge. After the fall he is expecting to see changes in his long unanswered prayer. For the fact God hasn't given you breakthrough doesn't mean nothing happened when you fell under annoiting. I understand ur point tho and sometimes think same way.
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Fallen Under Anointing? by Squidbabe: 6:25pm On Apr 03, 2022
Jesus Heals a Boy with an Unclean Spirit Luke9:37-42.

37 On the next day, when they had come down from the mountain, a great crowd met him. 38 And behold, a man from the crowd cried out, “Teacher, I beg you to look at my son, for he is my only child. 39 And behold, a spirit seizes him, and he suddenly cries out. It convulses him so that he foams at the mouth, and shatters him, and will hardly leave him. 40 And I begged your disciples to cast it out, but they could not.” 41 Jesus answered, “O faithless and twisted generation, how long am I to be with you and bear with you? Bring your son here.” 42 While he was coming, the demon threw him to the ground and convulsed him. But Jesus rebuked the unclean spirit and healed the boy, and gave him back to his father.

You can confirm from ur bible. While the boy was still going towards Jesus meaning Jesus hasn't even touched him the power threw the boy to the floor and convulsed .have u seen someone convulsing? ( shaking uncontrollably with foam coming out of his mouth).

plagiarism1:
Lol
Only few people are anointed in our time and the way it happened is different from how Christians act theirs. Have you read in the bible that they fell to the ground or acted possessed after anointing? cheesy
Sadly, people will not listen. Pastors are cashing out using miracles, speaking in tongues, anointing, tithes, hellfire etc.
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Fallen Under Anointing? by Squidbabe: 5:53pm On Apr 03, 2022
5iine:
But after the falling and prayers do you see positive changes around you.
I'm still yet to see it's purpose, not just for me.
Of course so many to mention, I used to have serious night mare where I eat n the dream and start coughing in the dream ,the cough usually wake me up from sleep ,I started sleeping with tissue by my side every night cos it was a normal thing to cough at night but during the day I don't at all. But to my surprise after the encounter on Emmanuel TV it ceased. I sleep like a baby without disturbance. But what people don't understand is that... that someone falls in church doesn't necessary mean the person is possessed. Most times just feeling the great presence of God around can make one fall.
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Fallen Under Anointing? by Squidbabe: 4:17pm On Apr 03, 2022
I have in fact many times, the first was in Enugu adoration ground by Fr Mbaka , he just said we sld face our hands towards our village , and the next thing I feel flat on 4 guys that were sleeping instead on praying , they jumped up with theirs eyes shinning ,not knowing what fell on them.lol.
Another someone invited me to night vigil in festac, I was outside cos heat was too much inside . from outside I was not serious at all. Discussing and criticizing the woman of God that was performing wonders that night...telling my younger sister who was in front of me that the miracles were staged. The next thing she mentioned my case , at that point I became serious ,from inside the church,she said the person she was referring to is outside the church , the next thing I started struggling not to fall cos there was a strong force trying to push me down . Struggling not to fall I grapd my sister on the hair when I noticed I was already mid way , that Was how the both of us fell yakata and scattered their white plastic chair. I can't forget that day. Till date each time I touch the screen of Emmanuel TV when praying I fall under annoiting .
FamilyRe: Out Of Rage, I Hit My Mum Yesterday! by Squidbabe: 8:29pm On Mar 24, 2022
From ur writeup ur only human. I can relate to ur experience. Sometimes parents feel cos they older they can do & say anything without checking the feelings of the children. They feel they are always right because they are looking out for the children. Your mum is simply angry about ur music career cos it might be reminding her of ur dad and how things would have been better if he chose a better career. Sometimes mums especially mean well but the way they express it sometimes might look harsh . Whenever she is shouting ask yourself if she is giving herself headache for herself or for you to be a better person. If it were to be another person's child I bet u she would be so tired to even speak let alone shout. Pls first thing first, apologize to her but pls give space, so that such issues don't reoccur.God said honour your father and mother... Not honour your "right" father and mother. They may Be wrong , leave that ,God is surely going to deal with that, just do ur part. I know someone who wronged his father when he was sick till he died. To my surprise a pastor I never knew mentioned that the spirit of his father is angry with the young guy(his son) and must go to the village, cook , hire canopy chairs , music like one doing a wedding , invite people and give them the food. then go to his grave and apologize. I was surprised how the pastor could see such matter that the family had been hiding . so my dear,ur mum is still alive. Whether ur right or wrong apologize and be free but stay away from the house and visit once in a while.
Christianity EtcRe: Healings At The Lords Chosen Crusade In Warri (Photos) by Squidbabe: 5:19pm On Mar 20, 2022
You Say Yaweh was nowhere to be found but Nigeria had the least number of death from covid. The prayers really worked big time.

Karlovych:
grin grin Where was their deity during the covid lockdowns? When it was time to heal the world of the Wuhan virus, Yahweh was nowhere to be found.

Between Drugnibu and Nigerian pastors, I don't know who is more fraudulent.
Christianity EtcRe: Is There Anything Wrong In One Not Going To Church But Believes So Much In God? by Squidbabe: 5:15pm On Mar 20, 2022
The only reason I've not been going To church physically is cos the church my heart accepts is not in my state of residence.So I worship online spiritually but I never miss it. But the idea Of not going at all to church is wrong ... where two or more gather in my name I'm there in their midst not where one is praying, think about it.
RomanceRe: My Mom Just Ruined My Relationship by Squidbabe: 4:52pm On Mar 20, 2022
In all you wrote ,u never explain why ur mum has issues with the girl. That she gave u 200k doesn't mean she is perfect in all areas. Like you said some times ur mum is OK with her and sometimes not,meaning ur mum doesn't hate her. If she does good its natural for any normal mum to like but when she misbehaves ur mum also has the right to frown at it. If u said ur mum hates her no matter what she does I would have have issue with that but she OK. What u need to understand is that a person can be different things to different ppl. She might behave well in ur presence and otherwise in ur absence. Ask ur mum nicely what the problem and where ur babe is wrong correct immediately in the presence of ur mum. Mums always mean well but always misunderstood. And that is really painful.
PoliticsRe: Murray-Bruce Announced Bianca Ojukwu As Miss Intercontinental In 1989 (Video) by Squidbabe: 9:02pm On Mar 19, 2022
You are simply foolish !


Nigerialabalaba:
Hahaha..with all dos bleaching cream, artificial hair, fake eye lashes, fake nail ,pancake, lipsticks, etc yet u still dey pretend say u no see am, walahi , u fit lie for Africa aswear2gud.

I like her o, as a strong widow, she try but she don old and she no get work, period. She used her prime to dey chase or allow old men chase her so tey at 50 she don quick old and still no get job despite on top plenty money her papa,late Chief Onoh, take send her go school for 9ja and Uk . Chief onoh go dey regret and turn for hin grave how her daughter don turn. abi u go fit compare her to Helen Prest-Ajayi? if u win beauty contest, e no mean u go turn to ashewo.

dis go teach dos oloshos wey dey form celebrities today wey tink say dem go fine for ever, na so dem too go old like bianca. go learn beta work, ashewo no be work o.

Go see d likes of Kate Henshaw if u dey look for old, pretty wey con get work for hand, no be dem wey be ashewo at 50 like Bianca, according to Ebere obiano. If she get work, ebere no go dey call her ashewo. nobody go fit call Kate Henshaw or Helen Prest-Ajayi ashewo even as dem two no get husband and dem be over 50 years.

I like dem beauty and brains not beauty, brawn and zero brain. tufiakwa!
FamilyRe: How Do You Notice That You Are No Longer Welcomed As A Visitor? by Squidbabe: 8:15pm On Mar 19, 2022
When you ease urself and flush and she immediately flush again before using the WC, just no u are no longer welcome ,just leave already.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Offer As A Credit Officer: Please What Does It Really Involve? by Squidbabe: 3:18pm On Feb 20, 2022
uwakwesab:
I strongly believe that the MFi is Grooming Center, as a credit officer ur task is to give out loan and recover it 100%,it's a streesfull job so to say, u will never have time for urself, Saturday's are for mandatory loan drive, closing time everyday is by 9pm.the pay is abt 80k plus for starting. after two years of meeting ur target u might be promoted to a branch manager
Closing time is never 9pm. 5 pm is the closing time. You must have been a very slow and slugish person to close by 9. I know people who work there and after 5 they are back from work. Loan drive is usually on Saturday but not every Saturday infact I know ppl who have never gone for loan drive cos they don't have much clients defaulting them . like I said give it a shot!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Offer As A Credit Officer: Please What Does It Really Involve? by Squidbabe: 3:07pm On Feb 20, 2022
Don't listen To most of the people talking trash here. Start the Job, most clients that borrow actually comply ,its only few that give headache and the members will help u fish them out cos someone in the union must bring members to borrow money, so those borrowers know themselves. They give accommodation, the salary is more than OK for a start, they give transport every week , then I know a staff of the microfinance that have birth tru operation ,cost about 300k plus and she didn't pay a dime cos of HMO. My dear take the offer first !
Christianity EtcRe: How Far Supposed Pastor Can Go In Maligning Character Of Prophet Fufeyin? by Squidbabe: 8:16pm On Feb 04, 2022
I was watching live sunday service on Emmanuel TV (T B Joshua) last Sunday where a woman and her who was delivered came to share their testimony and along the line the daughter said after the service some men approached her and told her to do business with them and that they would make serious money from it. When they showed interest they asked for the nature of the business and the men said they should make video starting that the deliverance they got was staged and all acting and they will be paid seriously.but instead the girl snapped the man and declined that offer. And I asked why would one be ready to pay so much to bring another man down. Why not pray To God to give u such powers . and the ppl who do these call themselves pastors. I felt bad in the spirit and very afraid of human beings. Too bad!
HealthRe: Black Soot: They Have Returned With A New Strategy And In Full Force! by Squidbabe: 6:37pm On Feb 02, 2022
Mopped outside my house ,the next morning this

HealthRe: Black Soot: They Have Returned With A New Strategy And In Full Force! by Squidbabe: 6:04pm On Feb 02, 2022
Really bad in my area. It reduced but later went back to normal. Like I mop my room everyday.very annoying.

RomanceRe: Help! My Fiancee Has Mouth Odour by Squidbabe: 7:17pm On Feb 01, 2022
mjuvey3:
Causes of halitosis

1. Organ damage
2. Indigestion
3. Holes in the teeth
4. Gum disease
5. Sinus infection
6. Demons
7. Bad hygiene
8. Smoking of weed/cigarettes
9. Alcohol
10. Stomach issues
I just found out two days ago in church that demons too can cause mouth odour. The Lady was manifesting and the demon confirmed it.This life Is deep
FamilyRe: Marry A 32 Year Old Good Girl Or Look For A Younger Good Girl? by Squidbabe: 6:25pm On Jan 19, 2022
oldienavie:
If you are wondering why I am not married at 36 years old, I was abroad studying and did not want to marry Oyinbo.
cool cool
And you think the lady doesn't have her own reason for not being married. I can see ur immature from your writeup so go for the younger girl ,she can deal with ur level of reasoning. The 30+ gal will need a more matured man with wisdom,who can take decisions without bringing it for the world to see.
Christianity EtcRe: Indians Queue Up To Worship Calf Born With 3 Eyes & 4 Nostrils (Pix) by Squidbabe: 6:05pm On Jan 19, 2022
I'm still looking for the queue ,mtcheew ,the way u guys write ur headline eh
CelebritiesRe: Blessing Okoro Blasts Artist Who Drew Her Portrait by Squidbabe: 8:47pm On Jan 10, 2022
Aunty u can lie, if u planned on giving the artist 100k why then is the sound of 120k annoying u. What Is the difference. Pls go and sit down,u don't have money to spend a beg.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Ran Away Because Of My Proposed Family Financial Plan by Squidbabe: 10:59pm On Jan 03, 2022
And to add, I had a colleague who earns just 25k a month as an office assistant , he made a comment one day he was discussing with ppl , that he doesn't know how he manages the little income after removing his transport. That its like the moment you get married Somehow God takes control and I've heard same from another. The man is the head of the family and Jesus is the head of the house. Rely on God more and not ur wisdom and planning. Focus more on if the woman is ur own and don't loss her cos of ur worry for tomorrow. If u marry a wrong woman ur own is completely finished
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Ran Away Because Of My Proposed Family Financial Plan by Squidbabe: 10:04pm On Jan 03, 2022
If I'm in same situation with the lady I'll do same. How can I marry a dictator. What happened to discussing it with her ,asking her for her own opinion then from there u also bring ur own idea. Instead Of drafting an A4 note .it simply shows what I'll deal with through out the marriage, a man that imposes his own on others. Its still early ,let her leave in peace. No need to quarell.
RomanceRe: All My Efforts To Settle Down This Year Is Failing by Squidbabe: 10:01pm On Dec 16, 2021
kurlz:
Yes its scare because you want a piece of Nicki Minaj inside Chioma Jesus with a touch of Kim kardashian seasoned with Mercy Chinwo.
You think far! exactly what I tell some guyz.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis: Sexual Sins Is Not Most Serious Sin by Squidbabe: 8:18am On Dec 11, 2021
You must be very funny for saying this . it shows u don't read your bible and pls stop deceiving ppl. Go and read 2 Samuel 12 :11 where God spelt out what he would do to David because of his sin ,then go down to verse 13-14 where God told him that he has forgiven him his sins but his son must die . Calamity will never seize from his household ,and truly if you read down David was from one problem to another which lasted years. Don't lead ppl astray pls . it is better you accept that yes you fornicate and ask God to help you out of it rather than trying to deceive your conscience and others .




headSmasher:
The sin of David never lasted more than one week before God forgave him, have you heard of the SURE MERCY OF DAVID, David received unparalleled favor, grace and mercy from GOD that cannot be march by any human being, it also extended all his generations, he was a man after GOD'S heart, Solomon repented before he died, some theologians said his last days were spent in the temple.

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