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PuciPrince:
what now. He doesnt like being in company of women. And i wanto help him. Is it bad ni?

I never said so...

PuciPrince:
puci as in cat

dirty mind

Okay...everyone knows the "pussy word" is an offensive slang for a female's vag***....doesnt matter how u spell...so be a good boy nd change ur moniker to pussycatprince ur intent will not be misconstrued....

IamLEGEND1:
just interchange the masculine and feminine pronouns there......
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coz she cook that food with her menstrual blood...... so you're as good as dead bro.

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yomi007k:
DUDE U F.UCKED UP.....


That's all.

. Yeah I did nd am not happy about it either

Yakidianubok:
Op its good u've made confessions, try to 4give urself and always pray for God's grace to see u thro.

Thanks bro

misspicy:
OP i don't blame you one bit buh if really you want to take your stand on abstinence then you need christ...determination with prayer will go a long way,i think you only engaged determination forgeting that devil poured a lot of karishakas into the world......even if you don't want it,they gonna rape you....

#pray so ye might not fall into temptation

Yeah I guess u re probably ryt...but I don't want to be too Religious

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PuciPrince:
Bros u get problem oooo. Anyways you can divert the gehs to me whenever they come arnd ehn. I will help your fatherly course by taking them from you.


Oni yeye

I tot u were the pucci prince?

prettythicksme:
Dammmm op u wrote up there#nosexbfmarriage**but u telling us u slept alone in a room with a lady on d same bed is d devil shey? btw y u feel ashamed u shouldnt cos d deed has been done,so it's either u continue fuvkin her or u tell her last time was a mistake.

yea I am a protagonist of the hash tag but I couldn't sleep on a hard floor nd If I had a duvet that might help....it all happened too fast for me to grasp.....

prettythicksme:
Dammmm op u wrote up there#nosexbfmarriage**but u telling us u slept alone in a room with a lady on d same bed is d devil shey? btw y u feel ashamed u shouldnt cos d deed has been done,so it's either u continue fuvkin her or u tell her last time was a mistake.

of course she got the msg that it was a mistake nd my attitude towards her that morning depicts I am not in anyway interested in anything with her

airsaylongcon:
The bolded got me cracking... Hahahahahahahahahaha

Additives like?

funny guy...

Helo Dudes am so ashamed of myself right now. I always hated weekends and often do overtime at work even when my boss screams "No payment for Overtime"...

I don't take off days even when I had to be on site late at night. I don't see myself as a workaholic because an average black man doesn't like work. Not because of the money either (though I will love to quit if a better offer springs up and am not relenting in the search)...but just to erase my mind off temptations. I spend my Sundays at my sister's house so that the kids will keep me preoccupied.

I am a strong advocate of #NOsexB4Marriage...Although during my University days I had smitten more kity kats than most guys will ever dream of. I had a re-orientation during my service year and took up the tag #Abstinence...I try to limit my discussions and interactions with the opposite sex, I don't approve of excessive touching and I preoccupy my thoughts with work..

Sundays are the worst days "no work"...so I am always extra careful and often stay glued to my routines....the firm I worked with just handed over a secondary school to her clients on the 23rd of last month and those of us who were immersed in the project and saw it to fruition were given 2 weeks break and a paltry sum as bonus.

2 weeks! That was where my problem started. First I travelled to stay with my parents spent three days wasn't comfortable because that was the neighbourhood I grew up, the ladies there may still think a leopard doesn't change its spot...I left when I saw so many temptations and green lights...I went to my sister's house and it's just the same thing because I have also tested some of the kity kats from the flats below...then my cousin persuaded me to come to portharcourt I haven't seen him in a decade.

When I got to PH I told my cousin of my new stand and he said "whatever rocks your boat"... The next two days, we had fun bought some item until ****** showed up ...she was my cousin's friend. She was not a threat and she doesn't even dress hot. So I let down my guard whenever she visits. She cooked, we ate and I thought perhaps she was one of my cousin's numerous GFS.

Two days ago, my cousin told me they are going to watch Nigeria match in a bar. I am not a football fan,Tennis rocks my boat. So I preoccupied my self with a movie. About an hour later she came back and told me my cousin and his crew are cracking too many stuffs and she is no longer comfortable (My cousin is a Med doc. But he smokes at least a packet of B&H everyday + or minus other additives). I said okay. She went to lie on the bed and later I joined her. The apartment is a mini flat and the sitting room is tiled. Just a mattress no duvet so we slept on the same mattress. Truth be told I could not remember anything until I saw myself shooting fluid in a latex material. Everything vanished from my eyes I was filled with hate. The next morning I had my bath, called my cousin and was shocked when he told me he was already @ work I carried my bag and the lady quickly took her shower and left. I went straight to the hospital gave him the key to his apartment. I had already told him my boss asked me to rush down......I left PH....sad....this morning I woke up feeling sad. The memory with the lady that night keeps occupying my mind and she even sent a text that "she loves me because I am cool headed, polite and handsome"....I was further peeved by her subsequent messages. Now I am just ashamed of Myself...and am still asking; how did it happen why was I not reasonable enough?...well I have learnt my lesson..."Emotions are stronger than Knowledge"

Allahu....Akbar...Shekau I wanted to dismiss u because I felt you were lazy and incompetent. alas!...you are back on your feet...I hope the death toll is up to 50? if not u re back on probation...

Monsignior:
Swagz do kill it mehn. But its got to have beauty and brains!

Badt guy

Killing Bokoharam members is a war against the north....i won't allow this...shekau where are thou

Monsignior:
Can of Bullet to follow....I've got someone similar too. Works in one of the foremost online retail stores in Nigeria. My friend linked us up but I lost interest later on cos she doesn't qualify to my beauty standards . (Who no like fine girls?). But she's been persistent and now, I'm finally gonna meet her this weekend at the mall.....just to satisfy her. She now knows I don't want to see her.

I'm not your friend cos I can be bad when I want to be. I no like you and you keep pushing yourself; I'll just do what I want and go off!

lol.....seriously the lady is not looking bad at all. I could date her if I do have feelings for...its not about the beauty...my Padi like girls with swag..but she is too cool headed...

A lady who lives in my neighbourhood have been showing all kinds of light to my friend. My friend often pretend not to notice the attention until one day the lady walked up to him and told him that he is not observant. He tried to keep her in the friends zone both she is eager to leave the friends zone. Truth is my friend likes her as a friend. My friend is a technician with a manufacturing company and always lie to her about his "shift" so that she doesn't visit him at home. He once told me that "when she visits the temptation na die". He dare not tell the lady "I am hungry" because na mobile eatery she go carry come. She is a teacher nd home broken but my friend doesn't fancy those attributes. He spends quite well when they hang out as friends but she wants more than just hanging out and being just friends. She has even told me personally that she does not understand my friend but I think I do . Sometimes she knows he is lying about his "Shifts"...cos she once told me " I know he is lying"..."last week afternoon shift this week again afternoon shift?"...I don tell her all the lie wey I fit lie to the point wey be say the lie start to dey confuse me cos I can't even figure out his shift due to the lies but she is determined...I feel for her but I can't just walk up to her and start saying all these..please ladies just show small light or no light at all....if a guy likes you let him walk up to you....and if he wants to be just friends don't bother showing any mumu green light......sips a cup of orijin...

The death toll is okay...70...at least it is worth broadcasting...Shekau keep up with the good works...North exterminate North...Muslims exterminate Muslims...seems fair ....

Vilandrab:
Pls o I also received the message. Any info will be greatly appreciated

what time is urs?...do you have a driver's license?

slyfoxxjoe:
What do u gain from telling silly lies like this? You think a front runner candidate for president of the United States would be stupid enough to say a thing like this in public? Post a more credible source than that 50 naira local blog u Have there..

Seems you don't know Donald trump...he can even say things worse than that publicly...He is not sorry for whatever he says...

Pls oooo does anyone knows how vixa pharmaceuticals relates with their staff? Is it a good place to work?

Guys pls oo don't just view witout commenting ...I don't want to waste my time tomorrow

Pls who knows how much vixa pharmaceuticals pay their Sales rep...just got invite for interview...Abeg guys is it worth it? cos I don too take excuse from my current place of work....Pls anyone with an idea...?

chukxy09:
please can u help me with their hr's mail. Please chuksnwosu09@yahoo.com

follow this thread from the beginning at some point you will find the hr's email...

lampardizik:
a very wise advice indeed

collect sense joor....

kilode100:
Stay off weed son

shey na you dey supply rizzla give that aboki wey dey my street, I dey help ur ministry be that...

Hmmmm....Na only for Naija your mumsi and another person mumsi go dey beef themselves for village....una come reach lag the person go come dey give you attitude...lolz....funny country...funny ppl...like say na both of una get beef...hahaha

nigeriancuban:
I'm not surprised after all they call their Sunday sessions "mass"

and what do you call urs?....slowpoke

Lilimax:
Another way of conducting a subsidised wedding.

is far better compared to no wedding @ all

Nursecaleb:
Only in catholic,whats d joy of the wedding when u re nt free,kiss d bride is jst once,jealousy sets in,one couple admiring d other.

Nuisance

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hinwazaka:
The number should have been about 30. Anything lower than that is unacceptable. And a miserly four is rubbish. Shekau, better start hitting numbers like 70, or he should step aside for more competent and proficient individuals.

I love this guy.....lol...seems we need a more competent fellow...shekau...is losing his dexterity...