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sonofananimal:
how you take get CONDOM

Or you travel with CONDOM for POCKET or na she give you?

Just asking

linearity:
Dude,

I applaud your attempt at sincerity, are you trying to tell us that, while deeply asleep; this girl hop on you, put a rubber on your John Thomas that is already at attention and start raping you?

Otherwise, I will call your story about not know what happened bulls**t. You got attention, had raincoat on, went through at the minimum round one, and you never indicated that you were drunk and after dismounting, all you can tell us is, you do not know how it happened? And you are a guy, common.

Agreed, we will understand if, you want to save us from the normal sundry routine of how you tossed her, smooched her, press her Bobby, etc and when the heat became unbearable, you had the presence of mind and intelligence to go looking for one of the spare raincoats that you usually keep in your #Abstinence_NoSex_Until_Marriage back pocket....

or the lady who appeared to be a stranger, planned it all, including bringing the raincoat with her? I think, we will like to hear her side of the story, now your side portray her to be a rapist, more so since, you have conviently developed amnesia about the whole thing.

If you want to take responsibility, be a man and take full responsibility. We will understand if you said, you were carried away; the emotions were too powerful for you and as such, we went with the flow of events, etc...

brownlolly:
So where did the latex come from?

TojAlomo:
Noted but why are you telling me?
My problem pass your own, at least you get job.

DICKtator:
Bro, no offense (in Me C.ork's voice) but STFU

We have all been there

We have crossed that bridge before.

Phucckk her some more and you would get over it.

It starts from somewhere

ibkgab001:
Peter again ... same way you were ashamed in the bible when you denied Jesus

Demmocrats:
Bro am a millions times better and even Satan knows I can.never be broke.


I hate stupid dudes.



You think its only you that have screwed so many girls.


Bro talk like a mature person you don't want to screw a babe and still your spiritual life is zero.



From all your write up you never made sense. Dude sex is spiritual and the only way to fight it is by God.


And you are wailing over a matter that you will soon repeat, bro you have no idea I have it all both tall short skinny fat and before I nailed them I taught about it in my mind before I did it. I hate dudes coming here yanning thrash.


Its only an idiot that will believe this thrash.

UjSizzle:
Did you carry the condom around or the girl provided one

The story is funny sha. But forgive yourself and know that God has forgiven you too.

AreaFada2:
So all those farmers who produce the food you eat are not average blackmen? The drivers, bricklayers, Vulcanisers, medics, soldiers, carpenters, traders are not average blackmen.

Because you're confused about what you stand for or lack the muscle/moral strength to keep to your principles gives you no right to insult about 750 million blackmen on earth.

aaronson:
I don't even know how to start because I want to commend, congratulate , educated and set you straight without sounding condescending.

Real talk, emotions, stronger than knowledge but I like to put it as mind over matter. Now you gotta understand, there are 3 things the body constantly seek namely food, sleep and sex and when you try to skip out on satisfying the sex part of the body need, then your brain would kick in, in inform of oversecretion of testerozone and when this happens, you 'd start thinking of sex even though it wasn't in your to do list or even if it wasn't planned for.


Abstinence is a very good thing but I can fault your write up by asking you "how did you get latex in the first place", if abstinence was your no one priority, I'm not tryna judge you but trying to figure out a reason why abstinence is torture plus deprivation with the illusion of sexual morality.


Conclusion- Now, you feeling somewhat depressed over did already done, my advice to you is stick to the best excuse which states..."No one is perfect". And have this at the back of your mind that as human, Emotions betrays the mind.

Demmocrats:
I wonder your age.


Mature men don't yan the way you did.


You spanked her because you wanted to spank.



From all your mumu writeup no atom of God in you coming here yelling no sex before marriage when you never mention the bitvh was your wife to be.


Your writeup makes no sense


Professional mumu



You wrote this rubbish to get the mumu ladies on NL


Bleep off dude.

sisisioge:
Hmmm dude...I know what you're talking about. And no, I wasn't there o. I heard PH is a nice place flowing with milk and honey...

Caliph69:
Weeping after sex? Grow up man.

Maximus85:
Do I have an ish with you using the word preoccupied and occupied more than three times? Be true to yourself Bro. If you really tried so hard to avoid what happened, how the hell will you accept sleeping on the same bed? And she has your number. Can you explain how she got it? If she demanded for it, it should have opened your eyes that this chic is up to something. Girls with no hidden agenda hardly ask for a guy's number and if say na you give am...... Hmmmmm

You were pumping the white fluid when you woke up from your trance..... #shoroniyen. who bring the CD? Who wear am for you? Who trusted the pencil into the sharpener? Abi na us?

You're just looking for whom to blame like Jose Mourinho.
#woswoswobi make I no vex for you oooo.

Jollyjoy:
Op the deed has been stop crying over split milk,discover your weak point and stop putting yourself in a tight situation,food wen person no wan eat make e no taste am,u shld have knwn wat you were getting yourself into by being alone with a lady in the same house,on the same bed.....



Btw what if she was your bros g.f?hmmmmmm

Jollyjoy:
little wonder guys die like chicken...

Make he devert problems give you

PuciPrince:
what now. He doesnt like being in company of women. And i wanto help him. Is it bad ni?

PuciPrince:
puci as in cat

dirty mind

IamLEGEND1:
just interchange the masculine and feminine pronouns there......
+
coz she cook that food with her menstrual blood...... so you're as good as dead bro.

yomi007k:
DUDE U F.UCKED UP.....


That's all.

Yakidianubok:
Op its good u've made confessions, try to 4give urself and always pray for God's grace to see u thro.

misspicy:
OP i don't blame you one bit buh if really you want to take your stand on abstinence then you need christ...determination with prayer will go a long way,i think you only engaged determination forgeting that devil poured a lot of karishakas into the world......even if you don't want it,they gonna rape you....

#pray so ye might not fall into temptation

PuciPrince:
Bros u get problem oooo. Anyways you can divert the gehs to me whenever they come arnd ehn. I will help your fatherly course by taking them from you.


Oni yeye

prettythicksme:
Dammmm op u wrote up there#nosexbfmarriage**but u telling us u slept alone in a room with a lady on d same bed is d devil shey? btw y u feel ashamed u shouldnt cos d deed has been done,so it's either u continue fuvkin her or u tell her last time was a mistake.

prettythicksme:
Dammmm op u wrote up there#nosexbfmarriage**but u telling us u slept alone in a room with a lady on d same bed is d devil shey? btw y u feel ashamed u shouldnt cos d deed has been done,so it's either u continue fuvkin her or u tell her last time was a mistake.

airsaylongcon:
The bolded got me cracking... Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Monsignior:
Swagz do kill it mehn. But its got to have beauty and brains!