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Descartes:
Brownies and fraud are inseparable. Another propaganda gone awry

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luvlyADESUWA:
Its true......some of them had no answer; if u did one that talked about a laundry man that give 7.5% discount to every 10 suite Nd 10% discount to every 10 shirt; if d normal suit is #500 and shirt is #300, how much will he charge for 22 suits and 17 shirts?
That one nor get and for there

But God help us all shall

bros I no dey try too forward ooo....but frm wetin you type I jus think whether #14840.....dey cos na wetin I solve sha ...

Pls oooo, guys those of you who have written the uba test, pls did any of you studied a pure science or engineering course?.....

ifewunmy:
I just dey vex here....i had to look for cafe dat had good UPS,Na so i start d test and d devil decided to use one guy o,Na so d guy one charge phone,come plug am at d back of UPS,dat was how d cable shaked and d system went off at no 1. I felt lyk breaking the boy's head.

ouuuuchhhhhh....sowieeeee...dat guy need baptism

butanep:
what kind of question did work force set? some of the mathematics questions have no answers and i know what am saying...




The vocabulary in the english big small.I finished the test and hoping for the best.


The time is faster than the ordinary clock .


There is God shall.... i wish myself success.

bros make we dey talk true....if you resolve you go get the answer....over correct dey worry the qstns...guy workforce no fit dey do laulau na...

Isryl02:
If you participated in the workforce test today, please share your experience.

For me, when I logged in with my password, I noticed that another name was displayed on my question page, but as time was ticking away I had no choice but to do the test and submit. I'm now worried maybe I've written another applicant's test please advise
What's your own experience?

If I were you I will call them to inform them about the issue...

ProcessXpert:
For those asking how many people they are likely taking, their typical FPSO unit takes... Production operators: 10, Maintenance (electrical, instruments, mechanical): 15, Marine guys: 10, Catering guys: 10, Management: 5. Wish you good luck.

p.s: I know this little about them because the company I worked for was their consultant.

You just they run info anyhow here you no even mention how many them go take for the position I apply....store keeping....

Mine was funny...lol my kid sis in jss2 was watching as I taking the test when I had less than 10secnds left on the test I quickly guessed the arithmetic which was qustn 20...as I did dat stood to stretch na so the mumu girl call me back..."uncle you missed it"...cos the option I choose was still showing at the back ground...na so I turn look her cross check...I fail am lo taan, Na so mumsi peep shake her head....for my mind she don die three days grounding.....no Tv, no game, Infact no Radio.....

kaka22:
Same here... i've installed opera and safari browsers in addition to firefox and explorer i had before. i don tire for this people.

why don't you use the normal internet explorer if you are using windows 7 and above and save yourself unnecessary stress

kwekwe12345:
please i apply for the shell recruitment but i mistakenly delete the link that was sent to me. what do i do now? pls some1 should help

you guys are absolutely funny. Hw you take delete link? Well if you delete the link from your mail it will be in your trash....so check ur trash....and if you delete am from ur trash then you be scammer

arimahoseloka:
My brother u get luck o. Had it been toilet no dey close by nko? Pepper things like Dat dey scatter Belle o.

lol...no mind joor la long throat cause am

Damilie:
For a. Question like "whr do u see urself in 5 yes" ...wat should possibly be the right/best answer to give

tell them where you envisage to see ur self in next 5 yrs na....you funny o

Lagos applicants have you gotten the message? Because I have not seen any....

Ugosonic:
This girl is beautiful ...... Any man dat cheats on this girl, i guess his village pple is at work

Forget bro....if you sleep with her for one week....she go just dey as ordinary as hot pure water....its because u are viewing from afar...

cc150615:
Oga wake up from ur dream, whoever told you that things like this doesn't happen in multinationals has told you the biggest lie ever,cos it happens nd even worse stuffs, this is naija nd blacks will always be blacks.....the only solution is not to work for anybody at all.

so you sef don join them ...you wey I shower love give....

princfred:
Did your forefathers tell you how they sold their own brothers to them. No they don't cos some of our elders are too egocentric lacking sense. ,present themselves as angels or gods while they are too illiterate and barbaric e.g Buhari giving some ministers more than one portfolio while others have none ( what can be more senseless than that ) and Stop blaming only the white people for slavery Blame your forefathers for being illiterate, barbaric and callous enough to sell their people to whites. Remember the whites were also good enough to stop the slavery by themselves even today black nations are selling the economic future of their unborn children to whites and will later tell their children how terrible whites are. Wisen up think for yourselves you are an adult now.

...such sense is seldom displayed on NL...thank God I read something sensible.

Lordave:
Man, you've gotta be kidding me.

Let's assume you're an incorrigible bigot and hates the Hausa-Fulani and Kanuri people who have the most victims of Boko haram with passion, is the bigotry and fanaticism so deep rooted you forgot that when Boko haram was operating in the North Central they were mostly bombing churches and certainly, your precious ethnic group lost tens of people. Did anybody light a candle for them in France?

I may not share your humanist perception...but bokoharam are not killing people....they are only eliminating waste and pests.....bokoharam was invited by the Govt to reduce to reduce wastage of resources......and I think they are doing just fine.....

kestolove95:
While I pray for her quick recovery its also sad to know dat dia is no coming back from cancer, nd may God forbid me to pray for my dota to b like her, who wanna hv a tif and cancer patient as a dota..

May you never have a daughter to attain such heights....

awesome4:
Lol funny

yh....pls don't eat peppered pomo....oooooo....

sinaj:
Lol ekpele o!

awwwwwww....thank you.....beware of peppered pomo.....

F50:
My brother if them no wan comment , I will comment for u....dont mind them. Them be Maheeda under wear they comment on only unclad matters...
#Sorrybro!

...thank you my bro...happie weeknd

Lordave:
So we should light candles for just 30 inconsequential lives wasted in Paris?


How many packets did they lit for dead Nigerians when Boko Haram was persistently murdering in hundreds

hey we are talking about lives not pests....bokoharam kill pests not people

God saved me from my enemies yesterday. I almost died. It happened yesterday evening. I went to dopemu market to buy food stuffs cos I was out of stock. I had almost finished buying when I saw a woman turning hot peppered pomo inside a white bucket...(O boy..na so I use my hand buy trouble o) I approached her, took a very nice corner where I won't be visible and started downloading the hot peppered pomo every round was a fifty box, the pomo was incredibly sweet nd peppery that I started wishing for a green bottle(orijin)...after eating 10pieces the woman gave me additional one ....with the tooth-pick I munched it with style I paid and left. Then I walked to the guy where I bought stuffs from cos that was where I kept my goods before patronising the pomo seller. As I was discussing with the guy I heard a loud rumble in my stomach, na so I ask the guy for toilet the guy directed me na so I pay the toilet attendant carry water....boy the toilet was bad but I no send I did it quickly, and ran out on my way back to the store, I heard another rumble, I ran back gave the woman another 50 box, I entered, did the normal thing. This time I walked to the store carried my stuff, before I got to where I would board a cab, I heard another sound....chaiii...see as I dey run for market, na so I go meet the toilet attendant gave her another 50 box, went in but this time I did not defecate, immediately I entered the trouble stopped. As I came came out, strolling back to the bus stop....i felt it again ran back....this time the toilet attendant smiled at me...and asked "guy what did you eat in yoruba" I told her...before she could say jack, I was inside doing the normal thing when I came out my face turned red, I struggled to reach a chemist shop bought flagyl...took it, the chemist guy told me to eat bread nd not take water....I did just that, after some minutes I felt better. As I was walking back to the bus stop I saw the pomo seller, she asked me customer "did you forget anything in yoruba"...I looked at her smiled and said NO...for my mind e be like say make I throw away the poison wey she dey call pomo........................thank God I survived..... Beware of Hot Peppery Pomo...

petertaiwo0:
SSpeter let's keep praying they will contact us... Do u put in for instrumentation? What's ur course.

Nahhhh I applied for store keeper oooo.......architecture...

petertaiwo0:
I applied for Instrumentation Technician.. Resumption date is 04/01/2016.. A friend of mine got the same contract Job with no experience.. Now he's in money... Either Permanent or Contract Job na money be koko.. Their downstream is in ondo state.. U can only get their through Helicopter... I think they give preference to Msc degree in physics,elect/elect and computer for the position of Instrumentation technician... Best Wishes

make them begin contact people noowwww...E don dey tey.....na.....

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crackhouse:
Sack without benefits loading..........

guy if na benefit I dey hope for I no think say I go drive hummer for this life

F22RAPTOR:
here is a bummer; if you think businesses are looking for the best brains then think again. bosses need a yes man, barely qualified, a butt licker, not someone who would be a threat to the boss which in my own opinion is a serious psychological problem. if u are too smart and brilliant u should be in an academic environment, or start your own business and hire fellow smart guys like you and the competition would be healthy, (techies understand this).

definitely I look forward to having my own firm....is just that you need 2years work experience before you are qualified to sit for the professional exam...then you can be registered nd have your own firm....if not who get time.......

[quote author=chynwagod post=39947435][/quote]Thanks Bro

JimiCoker:
Don't mind her, she thinks they're extroverts
Girls go mess after eating shawarma and ice cream, cum wear pampers during menses, not to talk less of the yama yama discharge that oozes out of that cesspool of filth they call toto and one e-diot has the effrontery to call a guy that sniffs their disease-ridden panties and survives, a pervert?? Why, he deserves a medal of bravery. Prolly noticed a foul stench in the air and traced its origin to your pant

Guy you dey sip orijin?....barman abeg 4 bottles for this dude...

The way wey we dey comment for this thread and with the serious nd enthusiasm showed I hope we discover crude oil....

stonecoldcafe:
You have been warned Peter. To find work for Nigeria nor easy. You wan correct you boss, you dey do am for public sef. I bah to you sha.

and ppl wey no get don die finnish?...bros you first person get work no mean say you go first am hammer o....No be by how long you have been employed or by how you earn....What controls and defines prosperity is more than your check...I have learnt that decades ago