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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2015/2016 Shell Petroleum Graduate Programme by SSpeter(m): 12:56pm On Nov 11, 2015
karkinase:
My answers leaned mostly to working as a team n i bliv dis wat every organization expects frm her employees wit Shell being no exception. Anyway thnks for responding to my request @ least wuld be more meticulous in answering questions of dis sort wen d need arises again, maybe with Shell or other firms. #Gracias
bros no vex make I just sharpaly quote u. You see ehn when person dey do competency test ehn person go don get concrete image of the kind person wey u wan project to them. I get idea why ur result be like that. Sometimes when ppl dey try project team player them no dey know when them don dey lose initiative to carryout leadership role. Once u no fit project the kind of person wey you wan be from the start you go dey inconsistent...I dey even plot my own decision like graph as I dey answer...well everything na luck sha...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2015/2016 Shell Petroleum Graduate Programme by SSpeter(m): 2:21am On Nov 10, 2015
alariwo:
For those about to write the second test, pray for speed and look out for hidden details. You'll need it. I'm pretty good with Math, and I can tell you, it was quite challenging. Typical data representation questions but very unlike your GRE, that is tougher.

I made it through successfully. Best of luck to every other persons.
bros no vex o, abeg how you take know say you successful? Because them no write "success mail" untop the msg wey them send me. Na me quote yorex wey dey up...Abeg na the same mail them send you? or na different one...I go gbadun the response...one luv...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2015/2016 Shell Petroleum Graduate Programme by SSpeter(m): 1:55am On Nov 10, 2015
yorex2011:
Tips for the second test
Ensure you read the title of the tables/charts properly.
For fast percentage difference eg by wat percentage is 20 greater than 17..just do 20/17 then subtract 1..that'll give you the percentage..
Then by what percentage is 17 less than 20..wud be 17/20..then subtract the answer from 1

For quick percentage increment multiply by (1 + percentage) eg increase 28 by 12 %.. 28 * 1.12

For ratios, use you eyes.. Eg 11. 1 : 5.9 is very close to 11:6
yorex my guy you rememba me? Dat ur guy wey dey sip Mc dowell so that him eye go clear....my guy I don write the second test finish o, abeg see wetin dem reason me I no understand. Abeg na the same thing you get?.........................................................

Thank you for your interest in a career with Shell and for taking the time to submit your application. This email is to inform you that you have now completed the online assessment.
We will now give careful consideration to your application. You will receive separate notification of the outcome in due course.
Please note that our communication with you with regard to your application is mostly done via email. Therefore, we would appreciate it if you could check your email inbox regularly to ensure we maintain close contact throughout your application.
Please note that if you have previously applied as a graduate, you must wait at least 12 months from the date of your final outcome (three years following attendance at a Shell Recruitment Day or Final Assessment) before submitting another intern or graduate application. If you have applied within 12 months from the date of your final outcome, we will be unable to process your new application...........................................................even as I dey sip orijin to take understand e no clear well.......my guy I know say your head dey there baddest guy cool...yorex say na the same message them send you?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2015/2016 Shell Petroleum Graduate Programme by SSpeter(m): 10:57pm On Nov 06, 2015
yorex2011:
Numeric test is 16 questions for 18 minutes
Decision making is not timed
yorex my Guy rememba me? I don finish competency them say I pass. Guy na Mc dowells I use raise my spirit ooo...but my eye na dey see double..my blood dey hot...I need orijin to start the second test....na to wait till sunday be that......baddest guy...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2015/2016 Shell Petroleum Graduate Programme by SSpeter(m): 3:02pm On Nov 06, 2015
yorex2011:
Actually finished the numeric test, just be calm, if you can interpret the question, you should be able to do fine.
Have a calculator, but also be able to do some quick approximations in your head

Got a mail 10 mins later indicating my successful completion of the online assessment
Yorex how far, I hear say u finish before time? You na badddest guy...lol...this guy head dey hoitteee...baba nepa no bring light make me sef hustle. For d competency I hear say na red eye them dey use answer am because no ryt or wrong answer kwo?.....na to arrange one Mc dowells for night be dat......ur head dey there...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2015/2016 Shell Petroleum Graduate Programme by SSpeter(m): 8:58am On Nov 06, 2015
Just got the assessment mail...I need orijin to the magic....yorex my guy...no worry I no go ask u for expo...Lemmme get two bottles of orijin before the assessment
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2015/2016 Shell Petroleum Graduate Programme by SSpeter(m): 8:22am On Nov 06, 2015
yorex2011:
Before 2 hrs, while also recommending you "cool your blood" , so as not to make errors in the first test.
lol...yorex I don sit down dey look clock 2hrs abi? No whala Infact no work today I don hala say I no well...grabs a of Mc dowells.....sipping mood...blood still dey hot... angry angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2015/2016 Shell Petroleum Graduate Programme by SSpeter(m): 7:48am On Nov 06, 2015
Pls o I just land my application for their site abeg na how Lng before b4 I get competency test? cos my blood dey hot.....pls ooo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: BW Offshore Job by SSpeter(m): 5:48pm On Nov 05, 2015
rockafela:
u nor knw say if they employ u as a store keeper u re a bigger boy.
Lol omo as I see oil company na so I forget my qualifications oooo undecided...looooooooollllllll....the oyeeeel is real
PoliticsRe: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by SSpeter(op): 3:07pm On Nov 05, 2015
IlekeHD:
Slaves / Igbos

Master / Ijaw
Lol...alright...so which group do you belong to? tongue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: BW Offshore Job by SSpeter(m): 1:52pm On Nov 05, 2015
Pyroxene:
Applied as storekeeper too. But I haven't gotten any response
Guy you be store keeper? undecided na joke ooo...lol
PoliticsRe: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by SSpeter(op): 1:44pm On Nov 05, 2015
WafiJoe:
How dare you insult our herohuh
sorry bros but there are so many hero's...abeg wetin be the name of your hero? No vex
PoliticsRe: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by SSpeter(op): 1:43pm On Nov 05, 2015
"President Buhari" does not exist...it was "Dullardinnnhhhooo"...
PoliticsRe: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by SSpeter(op): 1:41pm On Nov 05, 2015
WafiJoe:
OP, You are confused
Accepted. But where do you belong? Zbie or Wail?
PoliticsATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by SSpeter(op): 1:35pm On Nov 05, 2015
After the general elections held in the first quarter of the year the diverse ethnic groups in Nigeria were reduced to just two they are

1 The Wailers
These set of people are the critics of the present government they blame the government for any unfortunate incident in the country. They are swift to crucify the government whenever things go wrong. You can simply identify them by their language. The Wailers are quick to shed tears when things don't go their way. A typical example of a Wailer is a crying baby. The Wailers predominantly lives in the South-eastern and South-South part of Nigeria they can also be found in the south western part of Nigeria. These are some of the words used by the Wailers I translated them to English

Dolapo/ A slowpoke

Dullard / A stupid person

President Buhari / Stupidity at its peak

Go slow / A daft :synonym- slow motion

5% / Minority : synonym: Southeast NIG.

One Chance/ Deceit

Body Odour/ An unreasonable and illogical attempt to solving a problem

Zoo / A country whose President is a slowpoke

Slave / Another name for a person from the southwestern part of Nigeria

Master / A person from the Northern part of Nigeria

Buharioptics / The study of stupidity

Buhari / A n offensive term for the name Buhari

Daura / A village filled with Morons

Change / A polite term form Clueless

2. The Zombies
The Zombies are Largest ethnic group in Nigeria. They predominantly live in the Northern and Southwestern part of Nigeria. The Zombies are ready believers. They are the supporters of the present government. The zombies are quite gullible they can go to any length to believe any government policy regardless of the effect. The Zombies don't have a mind of theirs hence they are always ready to follow, just blow the whistle. A typical example of a Zombie is a Cow. These are some of the terms used by the Zombies I translated them to english

E- Warrior / A Coward who likes to bark on social media

Change / A place free of corruption

Igbo / A person from the south eastern part of Nigeria

Jona / A clueless person

Deziani / A corrupt person

PDP / A party filled with corrupt leaders : Synonym- Corruption

Jail / An imaginary place where no one is kept

Wailing Wailers / A person who loves to cry at the slightest provocation

....So are you a Wailer or a Zombie?
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 11:45am On Nov 04, 2015
Lsofdk:
grin wow you even had a condom!!! tell me it's reflex action
Np acute action
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 11:43am On Nov 04, 2015
Adanna28:
Was that meant to be an insult? Your weak in that regard, let alone full of yourself can't even upload a pic on your dp..yes talk is cheap and by all standards you come highly qualified ignoramus cu'nt.
awwww I am quite sorry you took it the wrong way...I am only been sarcastic...I mean fellas do that all the time around here...pls I do not mean to insult you. I was only expecting something sarcastic frm you bt emmm...hey am sorry
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 7:17am On Nov 04, 2015
Dahveydson:
Marry whoever you want, whether pretty or ugly, able or disable, it's your choice.



Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.
I can sniff lies from 10m away...
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 7:13am On Nov 04, 2015
Adanna28:
SSpeter show us your babe, let us judge if she is pretty by your high standards?
do you truly want me to show u her pix?.....its not a contest nah undecided...moreover if that is truly u @ ur dp I rest my case embarassed
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 12:20am On Nov 04, 2015
sonofananimal:
Bros. I know weather you don answer that question before undecided

Where you see CONDOM?

I DON ask you again undecided
you just made me smile before....i call it a day...my cousin is a doc He had them on display.
RomanceHow To Run A Quick Guess On Your Wooer by SSpeter(op): 10:19pm On Nov 03, 2015
Ladies I just want to let you know how you can easily run a quick scan on that dude trying to woo you. Though this is not pure science so there are exceptions but I can tell you these basic observations are often 65% correct.
There are broadly two categories of guys when it comes to wooing a lady. (although they can be further broken down into other subdivisions) but for the sake of quick scanning I will use the fundamental division.
These divisions are;

1. Guys that are loaded Pocketwise/ guys with some change but with extra ordinary confidence

2. Guys with no bar struggling with confidence/ guys with no bar no confidence

The first group are often called the Alpha Males (Bad guys). While the other group lemme call them Beta (obolo)....
How to guess if ur wooer is an Alpha male:

1. They don't talk much when they walk up to you for the first time..

Example1: Hello! my name is frank...an Alpha male or a bad guy often pauses for you to tell them your name because they feel they have the right to know...nd if you dont...they ask; nd you are?....

2. You end up doing most of the talking while he is asking...He is the boss

Example 2. ....last week I saw you at crescent towers is that where you work?

3. Some other minor questions may follow just to figure out your reasoning ability or to justify if they can ask for a proper meeting ( this is where you can distinguish if the Alpha male is a YY dude. Cos YY dude don't give a damn if u have something upstairs or not)

Example 3. Wow Nadal is ur favourite athlete so tell me why you like tennis?

4 An Alpha male often ask not beg

Example 4. I enjoyed the chat juliet can we have lunch sometime/ can we grab some ice cream at your leisure time?....if she says Yes or No...he also ask can I have your contact (s).....End of story ......For the Beta...guys....
RomanceRe: Can You Marry An Impotent Man? by SSpeter(m): 9:19pm On Nov 03, 2015
kemist1000:
yes and this answer is very sincere, the reason is cos i'm 28 yrs old, pregnant with my first child but a widow, i lost my husband 3mths ago, i wont mind meeting this guy or any guy in fact who is ready to take good care of me and take my child as his
because you are in a condition. After giving birth nd d guy is not functioning ur cheating stories will be legendary
Jobs/VacanciesRe: BW Offshore Job by SSpeter(m): 9:13pm On Nov 03, 2015
I applied as a store keeper. I haven't Received anything yet o
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 9:09pm On Nov 03, 2015
Swissheart:
Beauty rests in the eye of the beheld.....No lady/woman is ugly.
E good make we dey talk true o
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 8:46pm On Nov 03, 2015
charlesucheh:
Mr #Nosexbeforemarriage... I still dey laugh!!! But when you were digging up and down, doggy style, you didn't regret abi? Mtcheeeeeewm... This is no topic at all!!! in so far as you're not a child, it's not worth sharing. You shouldn't regret bruv..
undecided...
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 8:45pm On Nov 03, 2015
UyiIredia:
@SSPeter: my brother don't let it depress you. Your heart was in the right place.
I ws a bit moody in morning...bt am kickin now. Thanks...
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 7:47pm On Nov 03, 2015
shilling:
"I don't see myself as a workaholic because an average black man doesn't like work."

Boring story Op. But, what on earth does this mean? Black people have contributed immensely to this capitalist system.
noted
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 7:41pm On Nov 03, 2015
daretodiffer:
What about10 reasons why you should marry a rich man?cheesy
undecided
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 7:40pm On Nov 03, 2015
kokoA:
Only Oshiomole has the right to post a topic like this.
LMAO... grin grin grin.....lol....dude no kill me with laff
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 7:21pm On Nov 03, 2015
JideTheBlogger:
May struggle? Lol. You that is struggling to get a spelling right will definitely be struggling with your biz or job. I wonder if you're in charge of destiny. Mtchew*

Blogging is a part time thing for me, if you dont know. Despite that, I've been consistent for years and doing fab. So, when next you want to quote someone like me, get your facts right. Oh K?

Don't bother wasting your time replying this because I don't reply your type twice. Grow up! wink
ok
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 6:57pm On Nov 03, 2015
Why do ppl often think handsome guys nd pretty ladies are nt intelligent?....jeeeez the partner where I work is quite cute. I have attended interviews nd assessment centres that involved group works nd I have seen pretty ladies and handsome guys...you guys do have a wrong assertion about ppl undecided

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