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karkinase:bros no vex make I just sharpaly quote u. You see ehn when person dey do competency test ehn person go don get concrete image of the kind person wey u wan project to them. I get idea why ur result be like that. Sometimes when ppl dey try project team player them no dey know when them don dey lose initiative to carryout leadership role. Once u no fit project the kind of person wey you wan be from the start you go dey inconsistent...I dey even plot my own decision like graph as I dey answer...well everything na luck sha... |
alariwo:bros no vex o, abeg how you take know say you successful? Because them no write "success mail" untop the msg wey them send me. Na me quote yorex wey dey up...Abeg na the same mail them send you? or na different one...I go gbadun the response...one luv... |
yorex2011:yorex my guy you rememba me? Dat ur guy wey dey sip Mc dowell so that him eye go clear....my guy I don write the second test finish o, abeg see wetin dem reason me I no understand. Abeg na the same thing you get?......................................................... Thank you for your interest in a career with Shell and for taking the time to submit your application. This email is to inform you that you have now completed the online assessment. We will now give careful consideration to your application. You will receive separate notification of the outcome in due course. Please note that our communication with you with regard to your application is mostly done via email. Therefore, we would appreciate it if you could check your email inbox regularly to ensure we maintain close contact throughout your application. Please note that if you have previously applied as a graduate, you must wait at least 12 months from the date of your final outcome (three years following attendance at a Shell Recruitment Day or Final Assessment) before submitting another intern or graduate application. If you have applied within 12 months from the date of your final outcome, we will be unable to process your new application...........................................................even as I dey sip orijin to take understand e no clear well.......my guy I know say your head dey there baddest guy ...yorex say na the same message them send you? |
yorex2011:yorex my Guy rememba me? I don finish competency them say I pass. Guy na Mc dowells I use raise my spirit ooo...but my eye na dey see double..my blood dey hot...I need orijin to start the second test....na to wait till sunday be that......baddest guy... |
yorex2011:Yorex how far, I hear say u finish before time? You na badddest guy...lol...this guy head dey hoitteee...baba nepa no bring light make me sef hustle. For d competency I hear say na red eye them dey use answer am because no ryt or wrong answer kwo?.....na to arrange one Mc dowells for night be dat......ur head dey there... |
Just got the assessment mail...I need orijin to the magic....yorex my guy...no worry I no go ask u for expo...Lemmme get two bottles of orijin before the assessment |
yorex2011:lol...yorex I don sit down dey look clock 2hrs abi? No whala Infact no work today I don hala say I no well...grabs a of Mc dowells.....sipping mood...blood still dey hot... ![]() |
Pls o I just land my application for their site abeg na how Lng before b4 I get competency test? cos my blood dey hot.....pls ooo |
rockafela:Lol omo as I see oil company na so I forget my qualifications oooo ...looooooooollllllll....the oyeeeel is real |
IlekeHD:Lol...alright...so which group do you belong to? ![]() |
Pyroxene:Guy you be store keeper? na joke ooo...lol |
WafiJoe:sorry bros but there are so many hero's...abeg wetin be the name of your hero? No vex |
"President Buhari" does not exist...it was "Dullardinnnhhhooo"... |
WafiJoe:Accepted. But where do you belong? Zbie or Wail? |
After the general elections held in the first quarter of the year the diverse ethnic groups in Nigeria were reduced to just two they are 1 The Wailers These set of people are the critics of the present government they blame the government for any unfortunate incident in the country. They are swift to crucify the government whenever things go wrong. You can simply identify them by their language. The Wailers are quick to shed tears when things don't go their way. A typical example of a Wailer is a crying baby. The Wailers predominantly lives in the South-eastern and South-South part of Nigeria they can also be found in the south western part of Nigeria. These are some of the words used by the Wailers I translated them to English Dolapo/ A slowpoke Dullard / A stupid person President Buhari / Stupidity at its peak Go slow / A daft :synonym- slow motion 5% / Minority : synonym: Southeast NIG. One Chance/ Deceit Body Odour/ An unreasonable and illogical attempt to solving a problem Zoo / A country whose President is a slowpoke Slave / Another name for a person from the southwestern part of Nigeria Master / A person from the Northern part of Nigeria Buharioptics / The study of stupidity Buhari / A n offensive term for the name Buhari Daura / A village filled with Morons Change / A polite term form Clueless 2. The Zombies The Zombies are Largest ethnic group in Nigeria. They predominantly live in the Northern and Southwestern part of Nigeria. The Zombies are ready believers. They are the supporters of the present government. The zombies are quite gullible they can go to any length to believe any government policy regardless of the effect. The Zombies don't have a mind of theirs hence they are always ready to follow, just blow the whistle. A typical example of a Zombie is a Cow. These are some of the terms used by the Zombies I translated them to english E- Warrior / A Coward who likes to bark on social media Change / A place free of corruption Igbo / A person from the south eastern part of Nigeria Jona / A clueless person Deziani / A corrupt person PDP / A party filled with corrupt leaders : Synonym- Corruption Jail / An imaginary place where no one is kept Wailing Wailers / A person who loves to cry at the slightest provocation ....So are you a Wailer or a Zombie? |
Lsofdk:Np acute action |
Adanna28:awwww I am quite sorry you took it the wrong way...I am only been sarcastic...I mean fellas do that all the time around here...pls I do not mean to insult you. I was only expecting something sarcastic frm you bt emmm...hey am sorry |
Dahveydson:I can sniff lies from 10m away... |
Adanna28:do you truly want me to show u her pix?.....its not a contest nah ...moreover if that is truly u @ ur dp I rest my case ![]() |
sonofananimal:you just made me smile before....i call it a day...my cousin is a doc He had them on display. |
Ladies I just want to let you know how you can easily run a quick scan on that dude trying to woo you. Though this is not pure science so there are exceptions but I can tell you these basic observations are often 65% correct. There are broadly two categories of guys when it comes to wooing a lady. (although they can be further broken down into other subdivisions) but for the sake of quick scanning I will use the fundamental division. These divisions are; 1. Guys that are loaded Pocketwise/ guys with some change but with extra ordinary confidence 2. Guys with no bar struggling with confidence/ guys with no bar no confidence The first group are often called the Alpha Males (Bad guys). While the other group lemme call them Beta (obolo).... How to guess if ur wooer is an Alpha male: 1. They don't talk much when they walk up to you for the first time.. Example1: Hello! my name is frank...an Alpha male or a bad guy often pauses for you to tell them your name because they feel they have the right to know...nd if you dont...they ask; nd you are?.... 2. You end up doing most of the talking while he is asking...He is the boss Example 2. ....last week I saw you at crescent towers is that where you work? 3. Some other minor questions may follow just to figure out your reasoning ability or to justify if they can ask for a proper meeting ( this is where you can distinguish if the Alpha male is a YY dude. Cos YY dude don't give a damn if u have something upstairs or not) Example 3. Wow Nadal is ur favourite athlete so tell me why you like tennis? 4 An Alpha male often ask not beg Example 4. I enjoyed the chat juliet can we have lunch sometime/ can we grab some ice cream at your leisure time?....if she says Yes or No...he also ask can I have your contact (s).....End of story ......For the Beta...guys.... |
kemist1000:because you are in a condition. After giving birth nd d guy is not functioning ur cheating stories will be legendary |
I applied as a store keeper. I haven't Received anything yet o |
Swissheart:E good make we dey talk true o |
charlesucheh: ... |
UyiIredia:I ws a bit moody in morning...bt am kickin now. Thanks... |
shilling:noted |
daretodiffer: ![]() |
kokoA:LMAO... .....lol....dude no kill me with laff |
JideTheBlogger:ok |
Why do ppl often think handsome guys nd pretty ladies are nt intelligent?....jeeeez the partner where I work is quite cute. I have attended interviews nd assessment centres that involved group works nd I have seen pretty ladies and handsome guys...you guys do have a wrong assertion about ppl ![]() |
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...yorex say na the same message them send you?
...looooooooollllllll....the oyeeeel is real

wow you even had a condom!!! tell me it's reflex action

