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RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 11:45am On Nov 04, 2015
Lsofdk:
grin wow you even had a condom!!! tell me it's reflex action
Np acute action
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 11:43am On Nov 04, 2015
Adanna28:
Was that meant to be an insult? Your weak in that regard, let alone full of yourself can't even upload a pic on your dp..yes talk is cheap and by all standards you come highly qualified ignoramus cu'nt.
awwww I am quite sorry you took it the wrong way...I am only been sarcastic...I mean fellas do that all the time around here...pls I do not mean to insult you. I was only expecting something sarcastic frm you bt emmm...hey am sorry
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 7:17am On Nov 04, 2015
Dahveydson:
Marry whoever you want, whether pretty or ugly, able or disable, it's your choice.



Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.
I can sniff lies from 10m away...
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 7:13am On Nov 04, 2015
Adanna28:
SSpeter show us your babe, let us judge if she is pretty by your high standards?
do you truly want me to show u her pix?.....its not a contest nah undecided...moreover if that is truly u @ ur dp I rest my case embarassed
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 12:20am On Nov 04, 2015
sonofananimal:
Bros. I know weather you don answer that question before undecided

Where you see CONDOM?

I DON ask you again undecided
you just made me smile before....i call it a day...my cousin is a doc He had them on display.
RomanceHow To Run A Quick Guess On Your Wooer by SSpeter(op): 10:19pm On Nov 03, 2015
Ladies I just want to let you know how you can easily run a quick scan on that dude trying to woo you. Though this is not pure science so there are exceptions but I can tell you these basic observations are often 65% correct.
There are broadly two categories of guys when it comes to wooing a lady. (although they can be further broken down into other subdivisions) but for the sake of quick scanning I will use the fundamental division.
These divisions are;

1. Guys that are loaded Pocketwise/ guys with some change but with extra ordinary confidence

2. Guys with no bar struggling with confidence/ guys with no bar no confidence

The first group are often called the Alpha Males (Bad guys). While the other group lemme call them Beta (obolo)....
How to guess if ur wooer is an Alpha male:

1. They don't talk much when they walk up to you for the first time..

Example1: Hello! my name is frank...an Alpha male or a bad guy often pauses for you to tell them your name because they feel they have the right to know...nd if you dont...they ask; nd you are?....

2. You end up doing most of the talking while he is asking...He is the boss

Example 2. ....last week I saw you at crescent towers is that where you work?

3. Some other minor questions may follow just to figure out your reasoning ability or to justify if they can ask for a proper meeting ( this is where you can distinguish if the Alpha male is a YY dude. Cos YY dude don't give a damn if u have something upstairs or not)

Example 3. Wow Nadal is ur favourite athlete so tell me why you like tennis?

4 An Alpha male often ask not beg

Example 4. I enjoyed the chat juliet can we have lunch sometime/ can we grab some ice cream at your leisure time?....if she says Yes or No...he also ask can I have your contact (s).....End of story ......For the Beta...guys....
RomanceRe: Can You Marry An Impotent Man? by SSpeter(m): 9:19pm On Nov 03, 2015
kemist1000:
yes and this answer is very sincere, the reason is cos i'm 28 yrs old, pregnant with my first child but a widow, i lost my husband 3mths ago, i wont mind meeting this guy or any guy in fact who is ready to take good care of me and take my child as his
because you are in a condition. After giving birth nd d guy is not functioning ur cheating stories will be legendary
Jobs/VacanciesRe: BW Offshore Job by SSpeter(m): 9:13pm On Nov 03, 2015
I applied as a store keeper. I haven't Received anything yet o
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 9:09pm On Nov 03, 2015
Swissheart:
Beauty rests in the eye of the beheld.....No lady/woman is ugly.
E good make we dey talk true o
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 8:46pm On Nov 03, 2015
charlesucheh:
Mr #Nosexbeforemarriage... I still dey laugh!!! But when you were digging up and down, doggy style, you didn't regret abi? Mtcheeeeeewm... This is no topic at all!!! in so far as you're not a child, it's not worth sharing. You shouldn't regret bruv..
undecided...
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 8:45pm On Nov 03, 2015
UyiIredia:
@SSPeter: my brother don't let it depress you. Your heart was in the right place.
I ws a bit moody in morning...bt am kickin now. Thanks...
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 7:47pm On Nov 03, 2015
shilling:
"I don't see myself as a workaholic because an average black man doesn't like work."

Boring story Op. But, what on earth does this mean? Black people have contributed immensely to this capitalist system.
noted
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 7:41pm On Nov 03, 2015
daretodiffer:
What about10 reasons why you should marry a rich man?cheesy
undecided
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 7:40pm On Nov 03, 2015
kokoA:
Only Oshiomole has the right to post a topic like this.
LMAO... grin grin grin.....lol....dude no kill me with laff
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 7:21pm On Nov 03, 2015
JideTheBlogger:
May struggle? Lol. You that is struggling to get a spelling right will definitely be struggling with your biz or job. I wonder if you're in charge of destiny. Mtchew*

Blogging is a part time thing for me, if you dont know. Despite that, I've been consistent for years and doing fab. So, when next you want to quote someone like me, get your facts right. Oh K?

Don't bother wasting your time replying this because I don't reply your type twice. Grow up! wink
ok
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 6:57pm On Nov 03, 2015
Why do ppl often think handsome guys nd pretty ladies are nt intelligent?....jeeeez the partner where I work is quite cute. I have attended interviews nd assessment centres that involved group works nd I have seen pretty ladies and handsome guys...you guys do have a wrong assertion about ppl undecided
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 6:43pm On Nov 03, 2015
ALKARULEZZ:
Harsh words grin
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....truth be told has anyone ever told you they are ugly? So technically everyone is beautiful... undecided
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 6:40pm On Nov 03, 2015
Kingsasian:
Having or marrying a pretty woman is now like winning a trophy, abi? For show off....rubbish.
Yes dude marrying a wife is the best prize you can ever a get a trophy that is worth its praise...you are not showing off but ppl often complement good stuffs.....
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op): 6:38pm On Nov 03, 2015
benedictnsi:
Lol..... So who are you leaving the ugly ones forhuh Who will now crossbreed with themhuh

Op, you forget say pretty girls.......

1.... Attracts other men into your marriage.

2.... 80% of them are lazy.

3.... Their blackberry contacts is longer than their IQ.

4.... Once a guy gather liver chyk her, na so she go fall like ukwa.

5.... 65% of them of dem no sabi cook. grin
That is a fat lie dude...The lady that topped my department was a damsel nd smoking intelligent
Romance10 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Pretty Woman by SSpeter(op):
1. Nobody will ever give you a discount when marrying their daughter. The price is almost the same so why not hunt or ask them to recommend only the pretty ones...

2. Have mercy on your children you are a 4ft lady nd bro. Seun is 4.5ft...and you are about to say I do? Later u start giving birth to tus tus, huns huns and gus gus...

3. You earn more respect from the fans club...when you walk with your babe nd guys just silent bros check well o...no say I no tell you o

4. You opinion is always noted in a group discussion involving spouses cos other guys go maintain...The alpha is always favoured..

5. Your dad will salute you. Believe me when you hunt down a tall pretty woman your dad is always happy cos you have brought in a stock that will improve the breed....

6. Other ladies won't run their mouth at you cos they know you have their best

7. Your sisters, cousins et al will love to come around provided she is accommodating

8. Since ladies possess almost the same attitude I think it is wiser to sit and watch a pretty woman NAG instead of listening to.... lipsrsealed

9. When you post her pics on NL you can easily get a thousand likes without calling for help from Lalasticlala, farano et al

10. You may not experience impotency at an early stage...those guys that suddenly bcomes impotent ask them to show you their..... lipsrsealed

......remember beauty is not in the eye of the beholder if 10 ppl say you ugly...well they can't all be wrong......runs out of thread...bashing loading....2%
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 4:31pm On Nov 03, 2015
Dbisector:
SOME NL STORIES GOT ME LAUGHING AND I KEEP ASKING MYSELF IS THIS A TRUE LIFE STORY OR JUST A STORY. WELL YOU CAN BLAME YOURSELF FOR HITTING THE BALL AFTER THE OFFSIDE RULES, SHARP STRIKER
if you decide to write about a certain event in your life to some ppl it will sound like fiction won't it?
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 4:28pm On Nov 03, 2015
ilovecritics:
Thank God you ended up blowing her. Halleluya!! If to say I read this thing finish and you no blow that girl at the end? God for still vex!!

So God will forgive you my brother!
shocked lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 4:27pm On Nov 03, 2015
nwadiuko1:
the sitting room no get chairs?
it has chairs no couch or cushion....so if you want relax properly...you no where to go.... undecided
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 4:12pm On Nov 03, 2015
kodinate:
...next you know is pouring fluid inside latex...Bros abeg who bought the latex?
I have answered that qustn zillion times dude.....just ask me again
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 4:11pm On Nov 03, 2015
skedy1:
Story 4 D gods....#wasted MB!
awwwwww....sorry
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 4:09pm On Nov 03, 2015
Gabaleve:
but peter why you dey act nollywood
you know how many minute i take type d essay,abeg just pay for my mb....i dey expect
God bless
not fiction bro...bt the truth is if I keep responding to that dude I may say things I don't want to so...let me just laff it up...you too funny sha
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 4:03pm On Nov 03, 2015
JideTheBlogger:
ode...
if you keep tying things like this up there you may have to struggle much longer with ur blogg biz
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 4:01pm On Nov 03, 2015
Gabaleve:
What is al this rubbish na?
What is op feeling like ?
Why you wan they tell us say girl they trip for you,must you tell us say she message you,must you tell us the content of the message
i really don't find any sensible meaning to this uselessly long for nothing write-up
number1. U said you have learnt your lessons,so what do you want us to do for you?
2. Were you so blind that you didn't notice she was on the bed with you?...because me i never see this kind oponu for my life,you run go ph because of karishika,you com see d same karishika ontop your bed,you com dey smile
3. Where you put your brain when you begin smooch the innocent sister?
4. Where your brain travel to,when you begin UnCloth the innocent sister?
5. Even as you claim innocent reach ontop your evil work,you no forget to wear cd
now you com they tell us rubbish,LIAR
All this mods sef no dey try,better things dey wey we suppose dey reason,instead na al this imbeciles spiritual problem dem go dey put for fp
wow I find ur write up funny nd hilarious got me laughing jeez...bt do not use those bad language on my thread again...hve a nice day
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 3:56pm On Nov 03, 2015
Abylyty:
Mr man. Did u come for help or wah?? angry >: undecided
I just want to let it out as a way of confessing...nd it has really lightened me up too many funny comments added spice to my day. I can always talk to a counsellor if I feel I need to...thanks for the concern
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 3:40pm On Nov 03, 2015
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godwinkessi:
Bro how then did u manage to remember condomm? I'm confused u used a latex how comehuh
undecided
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by SSpeter(op): 3:37pm On Nov 03, 2015
markkaycee:
Op smh 4 u.,u cant remember wat happened,but u remember shooting ur fluid inside latex..hmm contunu.,watching u in 3D..next thing u will blame the devil..
Kaycee na wetin I remember I type....seriously...

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