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Noted!!!

DerideGull:
You very ill-educated and remain one of the reasons Nigeria is a compound shithole. Every ethnicity in the defunct eastern region of Nigeria is a ethnic group in Biafra land.

See these two guymen ... Very funny, lame, old and weak format... If this is true, why cant you get bets account for your family and get them in .. With this your family will be successful within few months.

I need to uninterest the non interested from harvested senses

abhee007:
no sir am not poor... just want to have what can help me be comfortable sir

How can I uninterested the interests of the non interested

1. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wondering why you're still this reading this
8. You saw that mistake... right? (On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said saw you, not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time go back and read other mentions...

MetalJigsaw:
We go need baskets and Ghana-must-go bags for that match be dat.

...Even a standby ball boy at the back of the net,lol.

That dude is equivalent to an empty net.. hehehe

The standby ball boy should be inside the net

Secrets and lies keep relationships,No matter how careful you are, You will get caught.
A true relationship is where you can tell each other ANYTHING & EVERYTHING, No lies! No secrets.
LIES.. No matter how small or Big always crack or break down the foundation of TRUST.
The truth NEVER hurts as much as the exposure of LIES.

POETIC JUSTICE OR KARMA ?

Practically, Most relationships I know are based on a foundation of LIES & mutually accepted delusion.

Oh baby... Never lie to someone who loves you because LOVE exist when TRUST is your remote control. Never trust someone who lies to you and never lie to someone who trust you. Calm down please, dont read in haste, Mad people everywhere .

Great meetings doesnt makes great people but great decision..That's Nairaland for you. Having read series of advice doesnt mean your opinion is not fair or sensible so my advice to you is ...

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shinarlaura:
Choiiiiii .. that's too much

Allah

Pappyto:
That's your family problem, pls swerve!

Haaaa hahahaahaahhaa bro wetin happen?

Painful I do not like football, I only play in bed

News doesn't have a general acceptable definition.... #irrelivant#

Please when is Kano pillars playing? I haven't seen the draw table

Safiaa:
Lool. This what they say when they are defeated. No argument to defend yourself. You are a very weak excushe of a man. Get out of my mentions loool.

Don't mind them Jare...

Beemaz:
You are the one who is a frustrated fool. Only a frustrated fool who has been repeatedly rejected by a host of women because he is has no attractive qualities would think that money is all women are after.

Don't blame your failures in approaching women on your brokeness. It's low self esteem dudes like you with no self value that conclude that all Nigerian women want is money. The same Nigeria where good looking, charismatic guys who know their way with words fuuuck different kind of women weekly without spending a dime? You are pathetic!!

Nice quote! I like that from a filthy ass-hole like u . I pity whoever marry you because what you gonna produce may be the dumbest of the society. Imagine how you publicize your level of immaturity lol. Mehn I like you anyway, foolishness is inevitable. Quote me make thunder strike your entire family like Sodom and Gomorrah

Ogbeni Bobby! Shey O ya were? God, you are too gentle and merciful, your mercy and tolerance is incomparable . I wish this nigga can just wake up one day with his balls missing. He really need to feel your concern about his way of life.
Anyways, Gari is now 400naira

Bro I beg go to bodija and get a good one not that one of 150 u mentioned, never heard of #150 in the last one year. Say no to sandy/cheap gari

bigdot1759:
for where u dey buy ur own gari for #400, oooo na sambisa gari u dey chop? greatest mumu for Ibadan here self na 150 ooop

Gari of 80 naira per Congo is now 400naira... Rodents overthrown pmb at aso rock lolz.. Nigeria is a great place to live when you need to understand the difference between rich poor government people and animals. These are the basic tagwords of the nation called Nigeria surrounded by inefficient leaders with malfunctioning sense of governing.

Gari of 80 naira per Congo is now 400naira... Rodents overthrown pmb at aso rock lolz.. Nigeria is a great place to live when you need to understand the difference between rich poor government people and animals. These are the basic tagwords of the nation called Nigeria surrounded by inefficient leaders with malfunctioning sense of governing.

Gari of 80 naira per Congo is now 400naira... Rodents overthrown pmb at aso rock lolz.. Nigeria is a great place to live when you need to understand the difference between rich poor government people and animals. These are the basic tagwords of the nation called Nigeria surrounded by inefficient leaders with malfunctioning sense of governing.

Naturalobserver:
Beautiful baby..Today is my birthday Nairalanders ..Wish me well

Happy birthday bro. Stay blessed and open a new chapter with divine blessings

UBGG:
According to whose standard? Yours? Please!!

What if I told you I know a guy whose definition of beautiful breasts are large and saggy?

Which means you acknowledge the fact that large and saggy breasts aren't beautiful cos :What if I told you I know a guy whose definition of beautiful breasts are large and saggy?

UBGG:
What are you? The S.I unit of shapely breasts?

A no bra day should be about every bloody woman who is bold enough to do so irrespective of shapes and size.

I say Brava to her!

I think all breasts are not breast because some are just not fit enough to be displayed in public. When alluring is missing and beautiful is truant, what else? Is the breast beautiful, sexy or pretty? NOPE! Buh it's attracting

Safiaa:
can you please have sense. Her boobs are of a certain size, you can't expect it to stand perky.

Yours must be perky.. Damn! Got me thinking

Aunty kemi just made me laugh with tears

IFNOTGOD:
My friend didnt u read d news dat d money spended was well spended on medical trips n parkingof jet in UK, stop asking stupid questions, Buhari is a private individual n does not need to explain to u dis loan is meant for anoda medical trip

Please where are you located? Distribution of common sense in that jurisdiction is poor. I'm sure you've not receive yours brother. Report your local government area please. Asap!

BiafranBushBoy:
Likewise I have seen lots of cars that run on water.

Lots??

YourFatherLap:
Lolzz wait never faint, go listen to their songs first

What have I done that made you got some laughing tears from my silly face with this post ? God will judge you

Do you think there is heaven nor hell? Wake up from your slumber bro. We are in the kingdom of both on earth. Some are currently in their hell while some are already in their heaven. Ask yourself the meaning of unquestionable joy and comfort

Obynolee:
Did your Bible tells you that everyone will go to heaven or hell?,
Why can't you mind your business?
His life, his choice.

Playing with fire... Laughing in coma

TheLordIsGr8:
In your other post you said some occult people also call themselves christians, which you have done.

You think you are spiritual but you're only playing with fire. You want to bypass the holy ghost to access deeper knowledge. Say something else.

You pick the bible verse that favours you if not you would know that Yahweh forbids sorcery of all flavours. See the case of the witch of Endor consulted by Saul.


Thank you for describing yourself accurately.

Nairaland is anti igbo? I don't know where to borrow laugh from Japan or China cos it's funny and stupid. Guess you people want referendum on Nairaland too anti igbo ko, grandma igbo ni smh

Tithe is real but it will only yield good when you pay it to the right person.