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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 6:00pm On Oct 31, 2017
Ranks007:
you are not wise
grin grin
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Thegamingorca(m): 6:01pm On Oct 31, 2017
justscorchone:
Them don use this girl toto play tinko-tinko,me when dey beg my girl say I just Wan visit her and no want sex and na she dey always initiate the move,girls go dey always dey paint guys as players and badoos but na the other way around,na person when never date before go think say girls na saint,you never see when girl dey jack your boxers say you must fvck her or its over.


Lol

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 6:01pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
then why sum girls V, dey deep and wide like well..

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Tunjinodaysoff(m): 6:01pm On Oct 31, 2017
[quote author=Jonathan post=61948829][/quote] constant dickery can expand puna
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Livefreeordieha(m): 6:01pm On Oct 31, 2017
tosyne2much:
Does that apply to joystick too ? cool
nobody will advise me to stay away from joy...Anything that involves joy count me in...Is it not joy we pray for everyday?go to churches everyday people dey find joy waka�����

Na cucumber and dick she dey talk about and body counts warreva dat means..I go ask stella when next i see her..If she don try body count before ������
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Thegamingorca(m): 6:02pm On Oct 31, 2017
justscorchone:
Them don use this girl toto play tinko-tinko,me when dey beg my girl say I just Wan visit her and no want sex and na she dey always initiate the move,girls go dey always dey paint guys as players and badoos but na the other way around,na person when never date before go think say girls na saint,you never see when girl dey jack your boxers say you must fvck her or its over.


U still hook up with ur nympho babe
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Student125(m): 6:02pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
Lool. A joystick and a whole human being? They are the same size now, same weight, same height and it doesn't take a lot of pressure to push out a human being from your vagina. Its actually true sef. I agree with you. Good point smiley
don't be sarcastic, one thing is responsible, elasticity. if you don't get, go back to school

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 6:03pm On Oct 31, 2017
Student125:

don't be sarcastic, one thing is responsible, elasticity. if you don't get, go back to school
undecided What are you talking about?
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by slydog(m): 6:03pm On Oct 31, 2017
one werey that is ready to bang ur bright future outta your body and turn u into and old version.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by abdulsemiu02(m): 6:04pm On Oct 31, 2017
Dont turn one way to expeess way... Dont turn it to borehole.. Pity the innocent guy

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Student125(m): 6:05pm On Oct 31, 2017
oruma19:
during childbirth, the hormone called progesterone helps to expand the pelvis for the vagina to make way for the baby to come out easily. The vagina surface needs to expand to at least 10 inches also which sometimes in some ladies gets to the "yield point" ( applying hook's law). Some doctors do tear the surface of the vagina wall with medical knife to allow for such opening and stitch it after delivery. Bottom line is that childbirth expands the vagina.
No argument on that but some monster dick too expand pu...ssy, that's my point
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by waluga(m): 6:05pm On Oct 31, 2017
Modelqwen:
shocked





my friend keep kwayet dia.
Everyone is striving to b relevant but ur own
no follow.


U aren't innocent of the act & it's one of
things u detest the most....
This babe is confused.
gbenu soun....sheybi its her own opinion now,shey the thing chook yuh mi...even if she's doing it she has sense to think its not good...
abi we need to cut those fake weavon yuh put on before you get sense ni

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by stevenuam(m): 6:06pm On Oct 31, 2017
where is lalalasticalalalal.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Dipville(m): 6:07pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.

Actually the firmness of the muscles can be lost!

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Student125(m): 6:08pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
Bruv, this is not an opinion, its a scientific fact . Basic common knowledge of the female body. I dont expect you to know, as most males are normally clueless.
Proven by who, you are the clueless one

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by emmyquan: 6:08pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
But how is this factual? Show me where you got this information from! I just want to know. If you can prove to me that what you're saying is correct, i'll have no reason to stand by my argument. From the looks of it, youre just making this gibberish up. No offence.


sorry buh ..I can't rake dis


READ ALL UR REPLIES TO QUOTES ..N ALL I COULD CONCLUDE DAT UR A BIG FOOL


goan read *ELASTICITY* In physics
as it is applied to elastic medium ..same it is to vjay ...mtcheew

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by LemonBoy1: 6:08pm On Oct 31, 2017
Is she from mars? I hear girls use alum these days...

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by tosyne2much(m): 6:09pm On Oct 31, 2017
kingphilip:
They'll attack her

Look up and look down, you'll know the category de belong
You no lie at all cheesy

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Edonojie007(m): 6:09pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
Where did you get your facts from? Is this scientifically proven? Show me your facts or remain quiet. Capish?
And You Are Still Talking,smelling Dirty Olosho. Ashawo No Be Work O! Repent!

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 6:10pm On Oct 31, 2017
Dipville:


Actually the firmness of the muscles can be lost!
Yes, but not by penetration.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by soflygerian(m): 6:10pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
Bia keep Bleeping... Hope u knw why fan-belts get changed from time to time in vehicle..

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by mrdickhead: 6:11pm On Oct 31, 2017
Tunjinodaysoff:
every dick has its size...don't be deceived ...if you meet well just run
no be today ooo grin

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 6:11pm On Oct 31, 2017
Edonojie007:

And You Are Still Talking,smelling Dirty Olosho. Ashawo No Be Work O! Repent!
Lool. This is what they say when they are defeated. No argument to defend yourself. You are a very weak excuse of a man. Get out of my mentions loool.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Vikky014(f): 6:14pm On Oct 31, 2017
Freewoman:
If you bent in spoiling others, you will end up buying scraps as wife
exactly.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by stabilizer: 6:14pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
Lool. This what they say when they are defeated. No argument to defend yourself. You are a very weak excushe of a man. Get out of my mentions loool.

Don't mind them Jare...
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by konkobility: 6:14pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.

i rely dnt lik d post..its goin to mak sum gf brk up wit der bf..
Bt u said dat pussy is muscle..if a arm muscle can get bigger simply by lifting sumtin heavy fiquently...so said pussy no fit wide??

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by InvaluableGem: 6:15pm On Oct 31, 2017
QueenBeeHive:
taking in different sizes of dicks would expand your vagina.
You are the one that needs to expand your knowledge.

I don't know if taking different sizes of dicks expands it but if after several children I still feel as tight as I felt before the first child then I would disagree with you. You can't compare a baby's head to a dick and even childbirth hadn't left me any wider. Sometimes my husband even has to use lubricants.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by ganie(m): 6:15pm On Oct 31, 2017
@ Safia, I have two girl friends one is more of a sex mate and I can happily tell the difference when doing the do with each of them. The gf is as tight as a new born knuckle and the other is just like two two two parallel lines,reason is she has numerous boyfriends. So get the drill.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 6:17pm On Oct 31, 2017
emmyquan:



sorry buh ..I can't rake dis


READ ALL UR REPLIES TO QUOTES ..N ALL I COULD CONCLUDE DAT UR A BIG FOOL


goan read *ELASTICITY* In physics
as it is applied to elastic medium ..same it is to vjay ...mtcheew
It's clear you didn't concentrate in your biology classes, because the subject is more related to what we're talking about. You know nothing about the female body and i'm so suprised that you have the confidence to litter my mentions with nonsense. Shameful.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 6:17pm On Oct 31, 2017
But but is there a tautau meter
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by goodies4life(f): 6:17pm On Oct 31, 2017
Babe you talk without proper knowledge of the subject matter have you ever wonder how a baby head pass through the mothers virgina and she still get her body back after some month? in as much as sleeping around is bed but it has nothing to do with your size. if you have a loss body that is your nature just like some guy have small dick and some big.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Student125(m): 6:19pm On Oct 31, 2017
InvaluableGem:


I don't know if taking different sizes of dicks expands it but if after several children I still feel as tight as I felt before the first child then I would disagree with you. You can't compare a baby's head to a dick and even childbirth hadn't left me any wider. Sometimes my husband even has to use lubricants.
Madam it is simple, your elastic limit is high, even baby get size u know.

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