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Education / Re: Adeleke University, Ede In Pictures by stanleyalpacino(m): 6:41am On Jul 19, 2017
Pilot4Airbus:


Hey! You asked about the App, well I use a software wink



C4D
thanks buddy cool
Education / Re: Adeleke University, Ede In Pictures by stanleyalpacino(m): 11:03pm On Jul 18, 2017
Pilot4Airbus:
Food for thought!


Do you know that I can actually make a 3D version of your Logo?

Very cheap sturv, chat me!


Nairaland girls no dey everly contact person, dem no get business wey dem dey do? undecided nawa o


Bro i sent you a request for a pm. You didn't reply. Pls I need you to put me through some sturvs. cry cry
Romance / Re: Hint For Ladies Who Want To Marry This Year But Have No Serious Relationship Yet by stanleyalpacino(m): 5:03pm On Jul 18, 2017
Rukkydelta:

True talk



Hmmmmmmm
Madam Go and ask aunty linda with her billions she never fit buy husband. Listen to the Voice of reason. cool
Romance / Re: Are You Gonna Have Sex With Your Cousin? by stanleyalpacino(m): 4:55pm On Jul 18, 2017
chyckxx:

Lol, you might be right. I haven't tried it neither am I planning to, all I'm saying is, love comes from different ways; I think feelings could be based on individuals rather than family, religious or ethnicity exception.

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Business / Re: What Is The Easiest Method To Receive International Payment In Nigeria??. by stanleyalpacino(m): 4:50pm On Jul 18, 2017
NLbully:
can I use any debit card or only payoneer card


Payoneer card is a mastercard..
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Replies APC Over Call For His Arrest Based On Abroad Video Ban by stanleyalpacino(m): 4:46pm On Jul 18, 2017
Pilot4Airbus:
Lighten up your Logo in 3D

if you have Logo, but if you dont have a Logo, you can use text.

better still i can design your Logo.
strictly fiverr... you can chat me up on whatsapp before we proceed.



Bros mi can u share d software u used in creating dis logo. I can a send a pm.
Business / Re: What Is The Easiest Method To Receive International Payment In Nigeria??. by stanleyalpacino(m): 3:12pm On Jul 18, 2017
NLbully:
I heard PayPal withdrawal is not possible in Nigeria


If u have a payoneer account and d card u can use it to withdraw in any atm worldwide
Romance / Re: Are You Gonna Have Sex With Your Cousin? by stanleyalpacino(m): 2:05pm On Jul 18, 2017
chyckxx:

What's wrong with making out with someone you love?


Hey bro, it's not right to SHAG your COUSIN or any blood RELATION. What happened to the millions of girls out there. That's Incest at its peak.

I no even know how your prick go take rise for that kind of sturvs angry sad

Take a sip and feel alright

Business / Re: What Is The Easiest Method To Receive International Payment In Nigeria??. by stanleyalpacino(m): 1:54pm On Jul 18, 2017
Payoneer or paypal
Romance / Re: Are You Gonna Have Sex With Your Cousin? by stanleyalpacino(m): 12:10pm On Jul 18, 2017
chyckxx:
Yes!



Eeeehhhhh shocked so u can fit chop your cousin Ponyor ? shocked

How would u feel after u have done that ?
Romance / Re: Ladies: 2 Simple Ways To Know If He Is A Broke Guy. by stanleyalpacino(m): 12:03pm On Jul 18, 2017
CuteNigga20:


100k for a girl who isn't your girlfriend grin grin funny kids



I swear man. Very funny kids.. To think say to make money na childs play grin grin

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Romance / Re: Ladies: 2 Simple Ways To Know If He Is A Broke Guy. by stanleyalpacino(m): 12:02pm On Jul 18, 2017
Amarabae:
Oga lucifer, take it easy.
You don't have to insult her to make a Point.
Btw why does the word "broke" hit a nerve in many guys upon hearing it? Optional have entered hot soup today. LOLz.
She has angered some MTN free 10mb beneficiaries tonight.



Because to be a man is not a day job.. If girls should think half of what men think in a day, they would grow grey hairs overnight. angry

That said, the op seems like a demented dumb slowpoke. Ce'st fini grin cool

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Car Talk / Re: Exotic Cars Packed In An Old House. Photo Shared By Yomi Casual by stanleyalpacino(m): 8:47am On Jul 18, 2017
Billyonaire:


The Answer is NO. But everyone is not me, okay. Some slowpoke who got money from bunkering legally some crude oil at my back yard, and the aboki guy who runs BDC at some street corner with free dollars from his cabal brother out there, or even the banker who contacts his close friend to round trip a million dollars per day and return the cash before bank closes can afford to buy these cars and wash them where ever because he didnt work too hard to get the money. It does not always mean that 'large' money that comes quick must be illegal. There are more legal international online businesses with a few phone calls that can give you millions of dollars per day. What of these Musicians can make average of a million dollars from shows every six months ? Common, you guys just think too narrow, that is your mistakes. That is why you are not taking advantage of the opportunities. You can run channels on Youtube and if your content is great, then we can fund your VC and before you know it, your stats could give you several millions of dollars once monetized with google.

Like I said, most of you are ignorant of how to make millions legally, because you have a very silly erroneous mindset that fast big money must be illegal. It deprives you of the ability to think.

All everyone should do in life is read and think and read and think. Stop running around with useless friends.


Billyonaire.. Oil dey your head.
Celebrities / Re: Christabel Ekeh's Mother Reacts To Her Nude Photos by stanleyalpacino(m): 6:38pm On Jul 17, 2017
Shiitposter:
what is this style called?



It's called snake in the monkey shadow grin grin
Religion / Re: Shepherd Bushiri's Wife Buys Rolls Royce Ghost As Anniversary Gift For Him by stanleyalpacino(m): 1:09pm On Jul 17, 2017
Imam na gbladun grin grin grin Long live Fela

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Celebrities / Re: Is He The Most Handsome Guy Alive... Meet Him by stanleyalpacino(m): 11:33am On Jul 16, 2017
PenisCaP:


Breh.. na d thing wey just dey reason my paddy invited me for her bae's bday party ooh.
But i no no weda i go fit go breh. grin

How ur side na.


Hehehe breh better not dull ya sef o . Since na babe party you fit see fresh shima wey u go programme for d week grin grin

My side gentle. Dey battle with malaria abi na typhoid. cry
Celebrities / Re: Is He The Most Handsome Guy Alive... Meet Him by stanleyalpacino(m): 10:45am On Jul 16, 2017
PenisCaP:


Lol... na true sha.. e dey pain some of them wey no fine like dat how man go come fine pass them... grin


Hahaha na now u understand. cool

How the sunday dey go breh
Celebrities / Re: Is He The Most Handsome Guy Alive... Meet Him by stanleyalpacino(m): 9:46am On Jul 16, 2017
PenisCaP:


Bros i taya.. d thing too dey vex me.
And u will be suprised to see graduates having that mentality. angry


Make e no vex u bruh. Some dey wonder how one person go fine like that. grin most especially some girls.

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Celebrities / Re: Is He The Most Handsome Guy Alive... Meet Him by stanleyalpacino(m): 9:34am On Jul 16, 2017
PenisCaP:


Pls we africans expecially nigerians should stop this backward mentality.
How does one looking so translates to being gay.

Its annoying seeing people saying this.
This thinking is backward!!. angry



Lol... If u too fine them say u turn gay grin grin

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Politics / Re: FG To Stop Production Of Nigerian Movies, Music, Abroad by stanleyalpacino(m): 9:10am On Jul 16, 2017
ebere100:








It will always do you good to think before you write.


C'mon shut up. This administration is clueless,useless and enormously stupid. you should be the one doing the thinking.
Romance / Re: Young Lady, Ada Promise To Change Her Ways After Featuring Movies With IndecentStar by stanleyalpacino(m): 8:29pm On Jul 15, 2017
Go school e no greee, you say you wan be mia khalifa. undecided smh


I know those videos and pictures will hunt her forever. Say NO to crass Stupidity
Family / Re: THIS LITTLE BOYS Question Got Me Tongue Tied(help) by stanleyalpacino(m): 6:37pm On Jul 15, 2017
@ op. Like someone said teach him to be tough but gentle.

Tell him whenever the boy in question insults him, he shouldn't insult him or exchange words immediately rather he should try and get the boy to a corner (as if he wants to show him something ) where no one will see both of them and give him a resounding punch to the nose, till the nose bleeds. After that, he should walk back to the class and act as if nothing happened. The idiot will always respect him for that till eternity.

I used to do this when i was a teen. Bullies no dey near me cuz i no sabi talk too much.
Romance / Re: 2 Men Tried On Labor Pain Simulators To Prove Women Exaggerate Everything(Photo) by stanleyalpacino(m): 3:19pm On Jul 15, 2017
Inanna:
They cannot truly experience the full measure of labor pains no matter how science tries to simulate it. They can never understand the brain splitting pain that comes when the vagina tears to the anus during child birth.


Oh lawd. Where did you get that laps from ? shocked angry shocked
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Am Looking For A Graphics Designer Situated Around The Island Axis by stanleyalpacino(m): 8:25am On Jul 14, 2017
What do you want to design?
Foreign Affairs / Re: The United States Had A Clear Shot At Killing Kim Jong Un On July 4 — But... by stanleyalpacino(m): 7:52pm On Jul 13, 2017
Zoharariel:
If you believe this news, then your brain needs calibration.

Now, let's go over some of the key points in this useless CIA-cooked propaganda again. grin



I stopped reading righter after I saw the emboldened statement above. grin

Wait a minute! If regime change isn't - and has not always been Amerika's ultimate goal in North Korea, pray tell, what is? grin

Do not be stupid. This is not Hollywood. Amerika would never get a clear shot at her “NUMBER 1 THREAT” and just throw it away!

If there's anything Amerika is known for, walahi, it is Regime Change across all the continents of the globe.

The same Amerika that was rambling a few weeks ago about invading or employing military force against North Korea would suddenly change her stance & act friendly?

I have told you times without number that if Amerika says a thing, just take the opposite of that thing as the truth e.g It's raining, just know that the sun is actually blazing.

Iraq is in possession of WMDs, till now, we're still waiting for Amerika to show us grin

Ebola is spread through direct contact with fruit bats & monkeys - and its ONLY cure is Zmapp(The bastards wanted to make Trillions of Dollars on top our head grin ); well we have been eating bats & monkeys since 1960 & we cured your bio-engineered Ebola virus in Nigeria with Bitter kola grin

Putin is gay & the world's richest billionaire; show us the proof, till now - none provided.

Malaysian MH-17 was shot down by Russia in Ukraine; actually facts show that the CIA in Ukraine was responsible. https://www.nairaland.com/3462523/malaysian-flight-mh17-report-taken

Bashar Al-Assad killed his people with sarin gas; no! CIA in collaboration with her liver-eating terrorists did it.

Malaysia MH-370 is missing; well, it turned out that Amerika hijacked it & kept it at Diego Garcia - just to frustrate & get back at Malaysia for hosting the International War Crimes Tribunal that indicted the Bush administration for invading Iraq on false premises. grin

911 attacks were masterminded by Osama bin Laden; actually it was masterminded by George w. Bush & Benjamin Satan-Yahoo.

We killed Osama bin Laden in 2011; Osama actually died of kidney failure in 2003.

Our aircraft carriers are un-sinkable; well, 3 Russian submarines just recently war-gamed the helpless “floating bathtub” & chased it off the coast of Uk grin

Our Tomahawk cruise missiles are accurate & indestructible; well, 59 Tomahawks were recently fired into Syria & only 13 reached their destinations grin cheesy grin

Our F-35 is invisible; well, Russia challenged the bastards to fly them in Syria. The bastards chickened out. grin cheesy grin

I could go on & on.

Amerika - The engine room & international factory of Lies & Propaganda grin cheesy grin


Nice analysis man. Breeze don blow fowl nyash don open grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Want To Work From Home? Dailyposts UK Is Recruiting! by stanleyalpacino(m): 5:31pm On Jul 13, 2017
I just completed the test. cool cool Waiting for their employment letter like grin grin

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Pets / Re: Watch Video Of Teenage Boy As He Fought A German Sherpherd Dog by stanleyalpacino(m): 9:21pm On Jul 09, 2017
Greene66:


I watched it.. its staged. The dog is playing.


Okay
Celebrities / Re: AYE Cult Group Hail Davido As He Gets New ‘7’ Haircut With Their Slang(photos) by stanleyalpacino(m): 9:15pm On Jul 09, 2017
Alitair:


U just capped? Are u a rggd cappa?



V is real ooo
Crime / Re: My Crime Life, I Want To Quit (my Story) by stanleyalpacino(m): 9:10pm On Jul 09, 2017
Franzinni:
you have all it takes to start a big cyber security company with peace of mind.... It might just be the way.



Seconded. @op you are good grin grin I will gladly want to be among the co-founders of the firm. grin cheesy

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