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FoodRe: Another Nigerian Lady Starts 200-Hour Snail-A-Thon In Style (Pix, Video) by Stanweezy(m): 10:18pm On Jul 11, 2023
Next will be Tinubu-A-Thon grin
FoodRe: Have You Eaten Any Of These Strange Nigerian Food? by Stanweezy(m): 4:20pm On Jul 11, 2023
Ukwa


I have missed that for long time... Wish I can see that in FCT
RomanceRe: Have Anybody Ever Heard Jim iyke Speak Pigin English Before? by Stanweezy(m): 12:56pm On Jul 11, 2023
Jim Iyke can speak few Igbo but hardly speak pidgin English, his English is always polish
EducationRe: Soludo Restricts Scholarship For Highest JAMB Scorer To Ojukwu Varsity by Stanweezy(m): 12:33pm On Jul 11, 2023
I'm a graduate of Ojukwu University,any of my course mate grew up in south west, I did my primary and secondary education in Abia State.

So I see nothing wrong in what Soludo did. Promote ur own. Do u expect him to use state funds to sponsor her education in another state.
EducationRe: Ejikeme Mmesoma’s Result Is Fake! Nothing To Investigate- Olabisi Deji-Folutile by Stanweezy(m): 11:00am On Jul 07, 2023
Someone will just wake up and issue a statement without investigation, what if another counterclaim it


Oga editor that's ur personal claim
Christianity EtcRe: 200-Hour PraiseWorship-A-Thon: Tobi Kufeji Attempts To Break Guinness World Reco by Stanweezy(m): 10:50am On Jul 07, 2023
What's this madness all about, I believe it will still be a man from Ekiti
PoliticsRe: Let The Igbos Go — Asari Dokubo (Video) by Stanweezy(m): 11:18am On Jul 06, 2023
This man mumu ooo, I think he's from Bayelsa, what if 75% of Bayelsan join the Igbos, that means he will become a slave
EducationRe: JAMB: Fabian Benjamin Promises ₦1M For Anyone Who Can Prove JAMB Had Glitches by Stanweezy(m): 11:09am On Jul 06, 2023
BluntCrazeMan:
Bro..



Go and show them your results and collect your N1m.
That was 2009 years ago, I guess they are talking about the 2023 results
EducationRe: JAMB: Fabian Benjamin Promises ₦1M For Anyone Who Can Prove JAMB Had Glitches by Stanweezy(m): 9:51pm On Jul 05, 2023
Komu1048:
U r very right about the 09 one, same applied to me my result was 205 but later became 232. But I don’t think they r still in that level. 09 far na
U are correct 2008 set
FamilyRe: My Wife Was Delivered Of A Healthy Baby Boy, But.... by Stanweezy(m): 8:11pm On Jul 05, 2023
Just few months ago, u mentioned about ur drift with a single mother details of it below

https://www.nairaland.com/7619417/why-women-monetize-visits-advice

which means if truly u are married what's ur business with single mother or does it mean u were shagging a single mother while ur wife is pregnant
SportsRe: Mason Mount Is Manchester United’s New No.7 by Stanweezy(m): 7:56pm On Jul 05, 2023
phr0nesis:
Please understand me first. I said "no longer." Meaning it used to be iconic before because a player would have to prove himself before that number would be assigned to him, but since 2009, they just hand that number to whoever they please
And that number keep tormenting such player, read between lines, such number comes with great expectations and such leads to pressure
EducationRe: JAMB: Fabian Benjamin Promises ₦1M For Anyone Who Can Prove JAMB Had Glitches by Stanweezy(m): 6:09pm On Jul 05, 2023
No be Dem get the site dey can do and undo.


There is every possibility Jamb uttered that little girl's result.


2009 Jamb I wrote the result was 214 my Physics then was 33, after some weeks we heard Jamb is upgrading their score due to error in certain subject and me been sure of my physics and the possibility of me having such a ridiculous score.

I rechecked again, my physics jumps to 67 from 33 and the total score went from 214 to 248. That same result got me admitted into Electrical/Electronics Engineering.


So Jamb is not left out in this scenario and I believe those that wrote Jamb 2009 will testify this.
RomanceRe: "I Love Her"- Victor Hugo Mayor Of Mexico Town Marries Female Crocodile (video) by Stanweezy(m): 8:38pm On Jul 03, 2023
Very soon they will start to force this bullshit down to our throat to accept it just they way they are doing their LGBT nonsense
EducationRe: Let The Poor Breath: Innoson Demands Investigation Into Mmesoma's JAMB Results by Stanweezy(m): 5:58pm On Jul 03, 2023
Truth be told


How did the small girl gain access to jamb website to alter her grade, jamb officials are not left out in this sham.


Investigation is really needed here.


This story reminds me of one program aired on human right radio on brekete family.

A man that wrote jamb and obtained his admissions letter and all that, graduated from school and was preparing for compulsory NYSC, that's where wahala burst.

His Jamb reg number is no longer his as it's already has another person name on it, how did the whole thing change the guy said it surprises him.

He went to jamb office to tender his problem, jamb start to talk nonsense that the young man did not sit for any jamb.

The question ordinary president asked, is how come jamb sent his admissions letter to the school where he was admitted allow him to finish his program only for them to erased his details and put another person name in his reg number.
AgricultureRe: This Is How To Put Goat To Sleep - Unbelievable Nigerian Science! by Stanweezy(m): 11:11am On Jul 03, 2023
Nairaland and old gist are 5 and 6

This post was made in September 2021 Buhari regime and it's hitting front page July 2023 Tinubu's regime.

This trick was possible during Buhari regime bkus things were a bit affordable they can sleep and still have something to eat, try that shit now those goat will wake up easily

Only hike in fuel price will deprive them such sound sleep
PoliticsRe: EU Raises Concern Over Independence Of INEC by Stanweezy(m): 7:02pm On Jul 02, 2023
Are they independent B4 when source of fund and election material are been approved by the said president who is also on ballot paper.

They should be renamed Dependent National Electoral Commission (DNEC).
EducationRe: How I Emerged Best UTME Candidate With 360 Score - Umeh Nkechinyere by Stanweezy(m): 4:23pm On Jul 01, 2023
Science student hardly take English serious and it's dia undoing, same happened to me that English was my lowest score.

Physics 67
Chemistry 60
Mathematics 66
English 55

Total 248

2009 Jamb

Course: Electrical/Electronics Engineering


I was equally admitted post utme score 230
FoodRe: Adeyeye Adeola: Chef Deo Begins 150-Hour Cook-A-Thon To Break Guinness Records by Stanweezy(m): 11:31am On Jul 01, 2023
Must it always be from Waste side
RomanceRe: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Stanweezy(m): 7:26am On Jun 30, 2023
Sandralight:
I read a similar group of stories then, I dont know whether it's this one or something else, I remember one of the stories, it goes like this

So there was this group of friends that always hang out, so one day one of the friend let's say his name is David told them that, he can sleep without heat or blanket during the cold season, that is body is very strong to withstand the cold and he can leave his windows open and sleep without any source of heat, his friends laugh and said it was impossible for him to do that and he will catch a cold or freeze to death, so they decided to do a wager, if David can sleep without any source of heat throughout the night, they will give him a prize but if he can't do it, he will have to prepare a feast for all of them.

So the day was planned and David really slept the night, opening the windows and without any source of heat, his friends came very early in the morning to see whether he really did it, David showed them everything and told him his body is really strong and he can survive the cold but one of his friends saw a candle burning and they ask David about it, David said he used the candle to see and his friends latch on that, that a candle is a source of heat and that candle kept david warm through out the night, so David failed the challenge and he have to prepare a feast for them.

On the day of the feast, all his friends came early and David told him the food will be ready soon, they waited for hours and hours and David kept reassuring them that the food will soon be ready, after waiting for so long they all went to the kitchen to see the food that was taking too long and to their surprise they saw that the food was been prepared by a single candle and there was no way the food was going to be done, David came after them and told them that
If you believe a single candle can warm me throughout the very cold night then they must believe a single candle can prepare their meal lol
This story funny
RomanceRe: Yvonne Nelson Has A Very Bad Past (pictures) by Stanweezy(m): 7:16am On Jun 30, 2023
Yvonne Nelson, very fine babe, I've always liked that lady but it seems relationship is not meant for him.


This reminds me to one of my client, very nice, fresh and cute and over 30 but not married, sometimes I call her to make her feel loved.

Sometimes I asked myself maybe this thing called village ppl might be real.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrity Actor Ray Emordi Cries Over Delay In Marriage. Hes Looking For A Wife by Stanweezy(m): 11:16pm On Jun 29, 2023
This guy they find a way to knack puna uncontrollably
PoliticsRe: A Town Hall Different From Bala Blu Bulab Make It To Ksu Mass Com Exam Question by Stanweezy(m): 11:11pm On Jun 29, 2023
Is DJ Wysei and not YK
EducationRe: Liang Shi Fails 27th Attempt At Passing University Entrance Exams by Stanweezy(m): 5:42pm On Jun 27, 2023
The man should not worry,let him relocate to Naija and establish one of his business here, all the tertiary institutions will be willing to give him that degree.


Infact national honor will follow
CareerRe: Salary Earners: How Far Did Last Month Salary Take You This Month? by Stanweezy(m): 4:08pm On Jun 27, 2023
sobastical:
T for Take home
grin
CareerRe: Salary Earners: How Far Did Last Month Salary Take You This Month? by Stanweezy(m): 9:43am On Jun 27, 2023
T
PoliticsRe: Chimaroke Nnamani Accuses Ugwuanyi Of Sabotaging His Election & Political Career by Stanweezy(m): 6:27am On Jun 27, 2023
Osilama1:
he forgot ugwanyi lost his Senate bid as sitting gorvenor... This is why I just laugh when pple say so so person no work for Party... Improvement in electoral system means if u no stand well or pple no want u in mob way like many obidient did voting anything LP then no hope... This is why we keep saying this elections is the best ever in Nigeria...
Sure
PoliticsRe: Chimaroke Nnamani Accuses Ugwuanyi Of Sabotaging His Election & Political Career by Stanweezy(m): 11:42am On Jun 26, 2023
This man still dey read book of lamentation, abi his own chapter no dey finish
RomanceRe: Have I Contracted HIV by Stanweezy(m): 8:53pm On Jun 24, 2023
MechanicMike:
^^^^^dumb eeediots like u exist anyways(no oofencse) smiley
It's hard to differentiate madman from mechanic
RomanceRe: Have I Contracted HIV by Stanweezy(m): 8:02pm On Jun 24, 2023
Congrats, u are pregnant
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Stop My Job Or Continue? by Stanweezy(m): 6:29pm On Jun 24, 2023
Hidewell:
Good day, sirs and ma. I moved to Abuja to work as an Administrative assistant at (name withheld) close to Galadinmawa. The agreed pay with my employer was 50,000 which I accepted because I don't want to stay idle and I wanted to garner experience.

The Friend's house I stay is in Kagini. Those that know Abuja will know this place. The transportation cost from the house to my place of work is 1,100 and coming back same, which makes it 2,200 every day excluding Saturdays and Sundays.

After crossing my T's and dotting my i's I found out that The total cost is 2200 x25 days= 55,000 with a 5,000 deficit. The organization provide light breakfast and lunch. So, my food is a bit covered.

I am just confuse now. I talked to the organization for a pay rise but they gave me a stiff neck.

Please what will you advice me to do. I am seriously frustrated with the look of things. Do you think it's worth it.

P.s. I have worked for a month there now. I am scared my friend will complain that I am not contributing.


. I'm drained and frustrated.
Oga relocate, Kagini I know is after Kubwa, why not look for house around Apo or Lokogoma axis, it will help to reduce the tranport fare for u, u get luck they serve u guys Breakfast and Lunch


Just relocate to Apo axis
FoodRe: Increase In The Price Of Water by Stanweezy(m): 3:12pm On Jun 23, 2023
200 here in Apo FCT Abuja, some places sale 250
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Inspect Tottenham Stadium For His June 29th Concert In London (video) by Stanweezy(m): 8:29am On Jun 22, 2023
But on a contrary it seems all the food Wizkid dey chop no dey show for his body


I hardly recognize him here if not the OP said Wizkid is Tottenham Stadium for inspection

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