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That’s a guarantee he will never be President and probably loot his parents dry.


Parents need to be careful about names they give to their kids!

Comedy!


Mods should please move topic to jokes section!

Penguin2:
Can you say this without wailing?

That political toddler will be your Vice President from 29th May, 2023.

Make peace with it.

You watch too much American movies and why you believe everything is possible!

Hello! The only places Peter will become president is on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Nairaland, TikTok and Snapchat. He cannot even win on WhatsApp!

omenka:
The hateful ipOBIc illiterates would have preferred they gave the contract to their fathers.

Tompolo gets a contract to secure pipelines and waterways in the ND, they claim it was a political bribe. But a Northerner gets one to secure rail transport in the Northern axis and this time it is terrorism.

Obidients are acidic fools honestly.

Sincerely! Those hogs are annoying!

The crowd is not even bigger than Ned Nwoko’s family!

Datti is a political toddler who cannot even win the polling unit inside his university.

I don’t know why people cannot be realistic! His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a political force that mere political minions like Obi and Datti cannot derail.


Even if elections were to be conducted on Earth, In Heaven, and hell inclusive, Peter Obi and Datti do not stand a chance of winning in any of the realms.


Even my humble highly esteemed self will win Peter Obi in a national election, how much more against the political Albert Einstein- His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

etrouble:
APC has won two consecutive Presidential elections without the votes of South South and South East. Those are not coincidences, they are results of political strategy at the highest level. Repeating the same feat is easy.

I concur!

You are a highly esteemed comrade!

God bless you!


…..The labour of of hero’s past, shall never be in vain…..

What’s the fuss about contract!

A company got a contract to protect railway lines and some unscrupulous lots are still complaining.

Why not let them get into action before you criticize the company!


People are just naturally bitter and hate filled!

ImperialYoruba:
When we say APC candidate must come from SW we mean it and succeeded with it.

When SE says PDP candidate must come from SE, you failed. In fact, you betrayed your fellow ibo candidates and voted for Atiku dollar.

Who is foolish?
Bloody freaks.

Louder please!

Those at the back seat cannot hear!

Jobless youths!

Reasons why many are stagnant in life!


They ignore reality, and hope for the impossible!


I don’t know how someone, who Almighty God has bless with brains, would imagine that a political toddler like Peter Obi, will displace His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Jobless youths!

Vulturereloaded:
Shettima have been going around saying he is Jim Ovia's boy. Now look at his mentor, and look at him and his mentor.

Does it look like he learnt anything from his mentor?

You are not brilliant!

APC does not have South East in their plans!

Votes coming from there are bonuses.


South South don’t play bitter politics, they are political intellectuals.

They know that, if power should move to the South again, it’s coming to them. They have advanced political foresight

No money!


Hunger will reset their brains!

He also built loot pipelines from Anambra state treasury to Panama!


Also, he happens to be the only governor who has rules Anambra without landmark projects or achievements

55truth:
Both Davido and Wizkid are OBIdients

Davido cannot be that foolish to believe in a mirage.


Successful people don’t hope for the impossible.

QuestionMark910:
Have we grown past religious lines.......? I thought Deborah was stoned, killed and burnt in Sokoto on religious lines. You don't know Deborah. Here is her picture with one of those who set her on fire on religious lines.....

Their are extremist in every society! The vast majority of Nigerians have grown past those lines!

rickyrex:
i hope igbos will not be attacked in lagos should obi wins

That’s impossible!


Obi cannot win in first place!

ud4u:
This is all you can say to a murderer

Quite unfortunate

I am sure you did not read about the circumstances that led to death!


I repeat, with a sound and competent lawyer, he will be free!

Lul Tim is a free man today!

babajero:
And this is what northern Muslims represent, right?

What has religion got to do with case?

A conflict occurred between two individuals and one dropped dead! Where does religion come in ?

lol


Comedy!

Smith414:
MUMURIZIM is a disease caused by Ignoratus

Thanks for letting me know.

Herdsmen:
Any igbo man from anambra knows this truth .. if being sincere

He’s been push by IPOB

Only fools and cretians will vote IPOB to power
I pity idoma people who are seeing this election as Christians and Muslim thing and belive obi will stop killings in Benue .. when he never stop beheading of assembly members and eating of their flesh in his own state..

God forbid IPOB in aso rock

Some youths are shouting obi.. in igboland not knowing IPOB plans to kill 60% of them and eradicate their parents to take over and control igboland

Already IPOB have order them to bury their dead within three days as to enable their juju .. telling them dia dead for morgue is the reason igbo lies not progressing

Soon they will start killing non compliant.. while igbos cheer them

Nigerians must wake up to Obi deciet

OBi is not a good breeze

And they will always refer to Hausa Fulani and North as precedent .. and will wish to beak their records.. in terrorism

Sapiens with ear should listen


Power to the people
Atiku /Okowa to unify Nigerians and restore peace s

Idoma people will never fall for that trick!

Those lots have two brains and will hardly fall for such gimmicks.

Fira09:
Good development from NIKE™.

Let's vote PETER OBI for more good development that will embrace Nigeria.

You not even puzzled about why Nike did not open such store in Anambra.

I will take my time to tell you. It’s because they know Peter Obi has funneled the future of the state to a private bank account in safe havens.

hohafrank:
outcome.You should get it down your empty skull that Rivers state indigenes are Obidient with or without Wike.The days of rigging are over.
Where will Tinubu get his votes from? He will even lose Lagos state.Mark my word.

You watch too much American movies and why you believe everything is possible.

Hello! His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the next President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

I love Shertima’s carriage!

He picks his words and hit the nail on the head.


No doubt that, His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu selected the most competent, eloquent and viable Vice.


I am certain, assured and guaranteed that, With Asiwaju steering the wheels of power, Shettima will be a good technician to find faults and make fast resolutions.

Shettima is a outstanding “Technocrat” and why he has a double T in his name!


And to those unscrupulous elements who have been using religious lines to tarnish the VP selection of His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, I will want them to know that in 2022, Nigerians and the world have grown past religious lines in our quest to take Nigeria to where it rightfully belongs on the world stage.


We are unshaken by those lines and plots, and only see it has emotional consolation for our fictional opposition, who are guaranteed to lose come 2023.

Intelligence has it that our oppositions are traumatized and suicidal, and we have been putting them in prayers, as they will always remain Nigerians, who we still wish well for. We would not want trauma to degenerate to suicidal thoughts and why it’s been our prayer point, everyday

Olaolex:
I'm very sure you've been payed to advertise bad market to us.

Money is not everything. Erase that orientation!

Uniquekriss:
you amaze me.

Thanks

mrvitalis:
Lol obi stands a chance to be president..there is a possibility ...it's even more possible for obi to be president than tinubu ... election is a game of numbers ...like 2019 it's atiku to lose

Obi has two solid block vote zone locked down ...no other candidates can boast that .. 2 solid zones ...11 states that can give him anywhere from 6 million to 13 million votes from the two zones ...obi would perform better in south west than tinubu would perform in south south , obi would perform well in south west more than atiku

Middle belt obi is a top contender to win it with 3 states Abuja , Benue ,jos ...with good showing expected in nasarawa , Kwara ,koji , .... north east he expects good showing in taraba ,and adamawa Christian votes in gombe , Bauchi ..north west kaduna would be a good show

So tell me who is talking based on emotions you or me ?

You are funny!

Emotional permutations!

You still not in terms with reality.

Franklyspeakin:
Let him use his mouth and say it I don't want anyone denying things the way bihari denied his campaign promises

His Excellency, will do at the appropriate time.

mikool007:
if you call this one brilliant i wonder how ur life will look like

Your comment has been noted!

Thanks!

mrvitalis:
Obi left PDP to APGA in 2003 because they insulted him when he tried to speak

Left APGA when he was insulted

Left PDP after he was insulted by his state structure taken away from him

Obi bought fidelity bank after he was insulted by a branch manager

Obi ruled Anambra when governors where being kidnapped by billionaires when they wished ... relegated all of them till date

Don't mess with men like obi ... they might not talk too much and smile alot once they set their eyes on something they achieve it ...don't mess with obi

That's why I laugh when people think he can't tackle security Lmfao ...let obi enter let them try pim

The major point is that, he won’t and can’t be president

You are using emotions to type!

Try to be abreast with reality.

Wokenaija:
dumm.y !!!! Everybody needs Tinubu for his money . E go clear una for eyes ! Crooks! We nor dey give money!!!!!!
VOTE FOR PETER OBI & DATTI 2023

You are anxious!

2023 will humble you!