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Chirowman:
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Chirowman:
have you succeeded in making payment?

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I have been having issues with payment on Jumia. Please I need your help, the option there doesn't recognise either my MasterCard or bank (GTb) in the payment options.

CallMeGrace:
I still dey search...

You might be lucky to find your dream man here

In my case, I never knew my dream girl was even crushing on me. Whenever we bumped into each other, she would greet and faced off. I was wondering how on earth would I get this kind of lady, because she is exceptional beautiful and dresses like a model. I just jejely kept that thought in my dreams.

One day, when I closed from work, I went to a grocery store near my working place, fortunately I saw her there, she came for same purpose. I was kind of confused on how to go about the purchase, immediately she sighted me, she saw my confused look and came closer. I was kind of nervous and she asked me what I wanted to buy that she would assist me.

I was shocked down to my bone marrow, because I saw her to be above my level with her carriage and beauty. I gave her more than the money for the items I have on my list. To my surprise, she came with those items along with my change. I asked her to keep it,but she refused and insist I take it. Before she left I took her contact.


To cut the story short, I called her the following day, her countenance towards me was more than green light. Immediately I shoot my shot, she didn't hesitate or play hard to get, she said YES and that she had been imaging being in a relationship with me for a very long time, and she doesn't see me to be desperate.

My people, the joy that ran across my heart was as if I won a jackpot. Oh boy! See me see model. The following day, she came around to cook for me, the rest was history.

To my amazement, she was single when I met her and she loves me to a fault.. We have been dating for over a year now and she gave me every reason to love even after giving up on love. Anytime soon, we shall be making the necessary move.



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I am sorry to say this, some of our African leaders are battling with inferiority complex or coward or better still they are like puppet to W.H.O. I don't see reason why Madagascar covid cure hasn't been approved yet.

W.H.O played down the cure and use media to frustrate Madagascar effort for achieving this feat, because it came from Africa.



It's so saddened that Nigeria being seen has the father of African continent can't even speak out and kick against W..H.O negligence.

Designer123:
Early this morning (around 12:02 am), I saw this snake on my lobby close to my toilet. I don't know where it came out from but there is a hole on my toilet where I usually see cockroaches. There is also an ant hole close to the toilet door. I don't know if it came out from any of those holes.

Also, does any one know the characteristics of this snake? Is it poisonous?

Do you think the snake offspring will be in my house?

This is the first time I am seeing snake in my house (the house is 11 years old). What can I use to repel snakes around my house?

Please help, I really need to address this. There is a 3weeks old baby on the other apartment. Thanks.

You know that Lala can't resist putting this on fp. Even if it rubber snake, it must be pushed to fp.

tbaby4u:
Imagine, he is already stylishly begging me for money. Get off my back pls. Go hustle for your own money. I'm not your Atm � machine. Yuk! I dislike leeches like u. Go n hustle n be a real man bro

Poor broke ass girl... always acting LovePeddler before they fend for themselves. Anyway if you don't mind, send me your account details.

tbaby4u:
Gold digger? I laugh......
My brother, I can feed u all tru your life time. I gat d money. It runs in my family.
All I'm just saying is dat I hate seeing hungry guys lamenting over peanuts they spend on their girlfriend n be forming as if it's a big deal. Pls, go get a life biko

If you can feed me why not make it real and put me in shame and I will snap the alert and display here... I just love some people, they can make mouth even if they stay in hut

jcflex:
congratulations for taking the right decision.
Decision making is one skill lacking in this generation.


i have a question for you, and i hope you answer truthfully or ponder on it when you alone.
In future when you get married with kids and the was Economy downturn just like we witnessing now, will you send your wife and kids away for you to cutdown cost.

i don't know what happens to Communication and negotiation in your relationship, that you cant sit her down and explain tinz to each other, i want to believe she is not blind neither is she deaf that she will not reason with you base on what is currently going on around the world.

Dnt be carried away with those showering you encomium here on NL, breaking up with her should be your last option, if she refuse to see things from your own point of view.

Better still you can simply tells us, you are tired of her pussy and wish to get new one, so you leverage on the economy downturn as an excuse for your action.

That's is when you have a reasonable girlfriend. I have seen a girl, that said the duty of a man is to take up all the responsibility of a lady and the lady will reciprocate with attention. So awkward...

tbaby4u:
And after her papa trains her in school with his hard earned money n she starts working n earning big, u will want to marry her but will still tag her parents as thieves for demanding for high bride price abi? Wake up man n stop being a lazy fool. A REAL man is known for d responsibilities he shoulders. His wife can support with d little she can not d other way round. RESPONSIBILITIES MAKES A REAL MAN n stop crying like lazy youths seen everywhere on social media. Go n hustle hard as man because if u can complain like this while single, what would happen when married when d real responsibilities show up, children's school fees, children's this n dat etc. Go ask real married men, n they will tell u what it means to be a man not just d dick u carry under. And that's why I respect married men because of d responsibilities they shoulder not lazy single guys looking for girls to carry their responsibilities n also Bleep for free. May God bless all responsible married men who truly loves their family n has been working hard to keep d family going. God bless my dad too

Nairalanders here comes the gold digger you have been expecting. I can't just stop laughing. So another man's daughter should be someone's responsibility? You are lost. Didn't you hear yourself? How can you compare a married man to single? At any moment, the girl can zoom off, but in marriage it's for life if you don't invite the devil.

The truth is money can't buy love... Don't allow a girl to place her budget on you in the name of love. Use your brain, so that when she leaves, you won't think of hanging yourself.

Bollove:
Your line won't still work ... She doesn't wanna hear anything sex , Pregnancy nor drop out .... She wanted a friend or a shoulder

Check this line :
"Babe I'm sorry bout the other night, I was carried away by the flesh and messed by ur beauty ... I didn't know when I blurted the sex nonsense ....I promise to hold you in higher esteem going forward" ...

The above line will relock her brain ... Then you add an Opening to d lock which is a key to sex channel : ...

"Seriously though, Your beauty really carried me away and I lost my sense of reasoning for a second .... we gonna be very serious and studious and be the best to each other .... at that point , hold her hands and kiss her forehead...

At this point put up good body language and firmness of expressions because she will scan for the truthfulness of words of your mouth .... Your body , gestures or face can give you up ...

So Firm Up

Girls like that could have some fvcks in the head or a Goal getter .... you don't rush them

Shikom ... you have the key to your padlock

I don't think you read her expression. When she asked him that if she gets pregnant what would he do? Those lines of yours are medicine after death. And they are even not catchy.


You have to be smart playing along those girls, they are miserable that just want to break hearts or using guys to catch fun.


No non-virgin girl you throw mine lines at that will not fall, except if she is S.U. But the main rule is let her be the one bringing up the issue of sex.

Funny comments everywhere.... tell her to start oh...

Chiggsglover:
I have read lots of amazing stories and experiences from the adventures of Nigerians in various part of the world. I usually feel somehow writing mine but decided I have to do it because it achieves various purposes like it makes Nigerians get a grip of the country and realities in the country. In my school, DBS, when you're inside, you'll think you're in India. Due to the fact that they spread the news about potential countries that is suitabe for migration, clear the path for those coming by suggesting suitable courses so they can easily get job. There's a reason the indians are dominating the workplace in Canada.

In my class, we're just three Nigerians, thirty Indians in a course that has potential. You need to see how these guys cooperate, I get overwhelmed.
The Nigerians in my class, I tried to be open to them, I got so irritated by their response that I feel so great when I heard school has been locked down by the virus.
When it got to Group assignment, they lumped me and them in one group. The only indian in my group ran away to another group of Indians.
The reality in my class is just how Nigeria is. We need to cooperate more and help others. In my workplace, two Nigerian guys are there, igbos like me, den do anyhow, I left them and na one Kenya guy wey don stay for this country show me the way. The other Africans in the place don sabi say you need to watch one another back and cooperate.
The goal of this thread is to simply draw your attention and FOCUS to Ireland. Leave US, dont apply to that country directly, even Canada sef, Start looking at Europe, it's easier to enter here than those countries.
From Europe you can branch to any country of your choosing.
If you can learn the German language, Germany is a great country. The indians don dey rush PhD there. You do a research one and get €1000 monthly plus free tuition. Indians will see this kind opportunity and broadcast it to their people. We will see such and only tell immediate family members.

Blacks are so few here. The indians are Many, you wont know because their skin is light, they have straight hair and they simply blend in. I have to look at them closely or from the garlic spice, I instantly know they're the one.
The more of our people we have here, the better for us, that's what people dont know. The reason you enjoy interacting easily with Americans socially is the work of our Brothers. Over the years, they've had various blend of the black race generation by generation.
The Irish community are not used to us. Den no born you well to apply for governorship post or marry their woman. That one na another matter, it's best to avoid them.

I've said so much. All those Agencies that will be posting Canada 2020, USA visa!!!!!! Up and down, RUN

You'll carry refusal letter like Trophy.
Average Nigerians here in this country, den don carry at least one Denied from either Canada or USA.
It's like the period when the Unilag craze was there, secondary teachers caused this, they made people feel like Life will end if you dont go to unilag. I knew someone applied seven times, that's seven years gone!

Its about the course you read and the grade, Not the school.
You're better off studying in the North, lower cost of living, less strike, then you come out, apply abroad, life continues.

When I was applying, I was almost pushed to start chasing big school where I will pay huge school fees and go broke. I knew a friend that was chasing big name, he was denied admission due to the fact that the school is competitive. But sense came o, let's leave ratings alone, as long as the school and the course is accredited. Study ya thing and come out. It's only Havard and oxford, if you get the grade and you know that the way is clear, you can push it if you're an Einstein. Not being an einstein like me, doesnt mean you're a failure.

Lemme drop my pen here.

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Mine was when I was in school, I always hike my school fee. During this period, my conscience was constantly pricking me and I had no rest of mind.

Not until this fateful day that I called my mum in my 300l and I told her I had been collecting triple of my school fee. I had made up my mind that I was ready to face the consequences of my action but immediately I informed her, I became so relax and it was as if a rock was lifted from my chest.

Although, I felt she was not happy, because she was the only one sponsoring my education. But later I knew when she forgave me and everything came back to normalcy.

Futurejoy:
Even if he had told me the truth I would not have fall. I didn’t even want to date him, I only liked him from a distance, his closeness to me revealed how uncool he was and how he was definitely not my speck plus he had hygiene issues.

That's far from the truth... The reason why you declined was because of his response.

If he had said " baby common, you can never get pregnant. If I never had clue, I would have impregnated all my exes. Besides, if we should have sex, I've read many articles online on ways to prevent pregnancy" Then you will be more interested to know what he had read. If he is a smart guy, he will put in more puzzle state till he get down with you.

We think so... I rock Airtel bye bye to other network.

It's really funny, I never knew this post will hit fp

Hhenryy:
LIES everywhere

99% true... if you haven't experienced it, you won't believe.
These days partners tend to explore crazy things.