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Esetim:
If you are going to international airport, let the bus from Enugu stop you at Ikeja or Oshodi (depending on their route).
From there, book Uber/bolt (download the app and you can pay cash at arrival) or if you dont have money, enter normal bus (from Oshodi-Narco, then Narco-International airport) OR Ikeja-International airport bus/taxi.

When going to elegushi, you can also book uber/bolt.
But if cash strapped, enter bus to Obalende/Cms and then to lekki.

Always ask questions if you are confused about which bus to take.(ask about 3 decent persons oo cos this is lagos).

Safe journey.

Chrisbella24:
Custom made ooo.
Dem no dey sew am keep.

dangoteinlaw:
Not that I encourage fraud but how do these guys do it? Be able to convince a human to pay millions of Dollars just like that?

MadamVanessa:
Great one there.

Lovely

I hope tomorrow you'll not tag your brother wizard .
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My Dad was single handedly trained by his elder brother, but today my Dad turn against his elder brother by calling him wizard. Because he's better than the brother that trained him, reason the brother wants to kill him. When we were so young, we believed my dad. But when we grow up, i personally came to realized that all what my dad was telling us was a lie, that he was actually the cause of everything.

I regret for having so much hatred for my uncle back then, to the point that if i see him, i refused greeting him, never did i know that my father was the actual wizard here.

He deliberately have problems with all his siblings, niece and nephews, so that no one can come to his house and beg for something, or seek for financial help from him. And my mum wasn't even helping matters. She secretly blew the flame.

You don't allow your blood people to come to your house, but your wife people come anytime and go any time they wish. That's stupidity to me.

I hate my nuclear family, but i love my extended family. I love you uncle, and i am very sorry.

Though i am not hating my parents, but their actions towards my uncle and his children is what breaks me down.

Modified

For those asking about my relationship now with my uncle. I can say that the bond between me, my siblings and him is stronger now. There's no month my elder sister and me and my brother do not sent him money. He collected it with so much gratitude. That man is truly a good man. I am just sorry for him, the way we treated him back then, as the result of how my dad painted him in our presence. I wish i can apologize to him everyday.

NwaAmaikpe:




Your boyfriend is not just an insecure scumbag who is unappreciative of the lenghts you're willing to displease yourself and go to so as not to put a financial strain on him, he is also emotionally colour blind not to see all the red flags that show that you are an undercover whoore whose kpekus is being shared.

The first red flag here is that you are doing a job you don't like just because of the money.
This means you have the propensity to compromise on your standards.

Experience has also taught us that ladies who get their validation from the number of toasters they get spread their legs faster than a baby vulture learning to fly because for them, it is an honour to be even considered desirable.

So as a very beautiful lady who is sure to get a new toaster every single day, it is almost impossible for you to convince me that your boss, the man who is your source of income; the same one who upgraded you from waitress to personal secretary is yet to see the "assets" those other toasters see in you.
(This is me not even wanting to take into cognizance the things male club owners do to their female staff.)

So except you have a Master's degree in Hospitality Management or you are a consultant in Project Management, I am yet to see what other qualification asides an available kpekus that will bring about a female secretary's late night meetings with her boss over the smooth operations of a club; a meeting that will necessitate brainstorming till very late in the night and ends up making them sleep over at work.

Anyone who has been to a club knows that only two things happen in a club; debauchery and more debauchery. Just being in that environment is enough to damage your moral compass.
So a lady who knows she is beautiful and has broken her standard for money will do it again and again. If not for the money, maybe just to sustain her boss's financial favours or appreciate him for promoting her from waiter to his secretary.

And for the information of the naive, there is no human in the world who is incapable of cheating. The only ones who are yet to cheat are the ones that do not have either or both of the following;
i). A reason to.
ii) An opportunity to?

And you have both.

You are not cheating on your boyfriend, the fool is the one cheating himself by being over-protective of the integrity of your kpekus, I only wish he knew that at the extent you've gotten to now, even a big sized padlock and two soldering machines won't keep it shut.

Over to Lalasticlala and the other elders.

Coldsperm:
So many Zombies will kill themselves today. Anyway, I sell and deal on unadulterated Otapiapia. It is very very effective and can send you to the great beyond within two minutes. This is not a case where the person will be taken to the hospital and later revived. It kills within 30 seconds to 2 minutes. Before you even talk of taking action or calling on the doctor, the victim is already sailing gallantly to the land of no return. Make Una try patronise me oo. I have offices all over the country, from Osogbo down to Mowe Idp camp, to Okitipupa down to USO in Owo local government. Even in all the terrorists infested area of the North, from Potiskum to Mubi, down to Gobir even in Daura. I will be back shortly to paste my shop addresses. As a Zombie, please don't fail to patronise me today. You can even buy more than one. Buy for your families and friends ok. There is even a promo going on. Buy three Otapiapia and get one free. Thank you!!!

RedChiefPriest:
The problem is they are the ones that will now grow up and start behaving like special fools.
They will talk loosely,talk and act as if they don't have parents at all,just bunch of idiots without home training.
You will see the way some of your mates and people you're older than talk and you will just keep wondering if their parent actually inculcate any proper training in them.
Well me no get time for any half brain slowpoke
Anything wey you think you be,you be am for your pocket and your father's compound.
Talk to me anyhow and you will see crazy!