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nedekid:
I hear he dated that actress but when he left her, she invoked the issue of the past ie that little girl to send him to jail.
My brother fear woman. Small lady can send grown man to jail.
About 8 years ago in my bar, the manager asked one loud, drinking guy for his payment, since he had been arguing with her staff. The guy shouted at her, that he will slap her. Guess what this calabar lady told him? She furiously walked towards him and told him "I go use my toto send you go jail" while she said it, she slapped her crouch area!
Hmmm, omo, the whole hall went silent. Even me weh de one corner, my jaw dropped. That customer making gra gra before, got up, applogised to her, make his payment instantly. The shock was too much!
Do you know what it means for woman to tell you she will use her toto to send you to jail? It means she will Bleep anybody, from dpo, station officer, ordinary police, bigman, judge, magistrate etc without giving a hoot, since she goes not have money, she will trade what she has to achieve her aim. Man in jail!
Kai, run ohhh!!!

you no fit use any stupid Toto send me go jail inside bar. Abi all of una Dey mad 😡.

How you wan send me go? Na money for drink we dey discuss for bar for OPEN PLACE, you go con falsely accuse me in front of everybody? Abi how the film wan play?

Make we no Dey tolerate rubbish? Send me go jail cuz I refuse to pay money? Abori iya ee feh buru.

Chai.

I will make it short

A girl went to the staff room to report my friend that he touch her breast.

My friend denied and I supported him by saying I was there

Long story short.
Last last 2 of us collect 6 6 strokes of cane. For something wey no consine me.

Since then, I was never there. I can never be there in anything.

Thank God for rejecting that 250k

Sue his ass.

I even think say na small boy, na old man like this them panel beat so.

Anyway, na cash out for the cleaner.

Betting keh

I don’t win. It’s like the teams purposely do the opposite of my stake.

I kukuma decide it’s not my thing.

Betting is the last thing I’d do with my money.

Hopefully Ltc will do a $100

Friendly visitation keh

Don’t listen to that lady ooo.

At the end of the day, choose the one with the BiG brezz

Why you make it feel like they gonna eat you or something.

No take everything wey you see for Nairaland too far. Most is cruise. It’s not very deep.

Did NYSC In Abakaliki, the most fun filled year I’ve lived.

But I was respectful and didn’t overstep boundary.

Sad

Which kain dog be that? It’s suppose to know its owners son now?

ecolime:
Just imagine Sunday Igboho or Gani Adams telling me not to leave my house on a Monday. Walahi, dem no born their Papa well.

It's either Igbos are coward chest beaters or they support his compulsory holidays in a way.

Sad truth

Monday is the new Sunday

Don’t let gay breefth

illicit:
I hang her legs for my shoulder

hmmm, daredevil, continue.

illicit:
They do

I have met an hangman's daughter

and you nor run?

Samantha124:
The problem is that you have this mentality of saying you can't ask a man out... If you took the bold step and did it, maybe you'd have been the one getting married to him on the 27th.

If he turned you down, it would've still been okay because life goes on.

I'm a lady and I was the first one to ask my fiance out some years ago, I was still a high school girl back then, but there was no way I was going to let him slip away just like that and it worked...

The best thing you can do now is just accept that he's gone and move on with your life.

na southy that one fit work.

TIN- this is Naija.

IconicR:
Money is good ooo but the source is very important

wahrah say him win betnaija 300 million. Mad man think say we self no Dey play

Confirm full time yahoo boy.

Chai, thank God she escaped

Boss you go do destroy that babe.

I happily celebrate with her

I dedicate “celebrate” by wizzy to the girl.

The younger the better sha.

Yoruba Lagba

Greatest Tribe in Africa.

Iamgrey5:
My Girlfriend who is a Yoruba girl voted for Obi because of her church commitment.

Most of my church members voted Obi.

I didn't vote but I will have never voted for Obi, I prefer ATIKU or Tinubu.

We in Yorubaland don't play politics of bitterness.

Funny. All my family voted for Obi. The one who did not vote rooted for Obi. I will never have a problem with that, Infact, I was really impressed because they participated in this election like never before.

Where I have a problem is why would %97 in Anambra vote only LP.

Till date, no igbo man voted for any other person or party except Obi, that is not a good democratic tenets and have an ethnic bias undertone.

Marry another wife or get sex where you can get it na. No time for play play.

If you don’t wanna have sex, others wanna have.

Make I go draw Jet lee

Na so e suppose be.

Still rocking 4:44 tho.

California based. Better

This guy no fit use this hair survive naija

thought it was pronounced wiklo

Omolalomi

I will just wait for you one day and organize people that will bathe you same hot water.

How you will shoot someone dead on the streets and think your life never spoil still amaze me.

Your dead as well. It’s just a matter of hours till your fished out.

Use fist if he sure for you. Not Guns

It’s Death. Death. Death all over.

Enough with the sob stories.


Steady bombing instead of sitting and crying.