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Me- hafa na boss, I no know wetin dey do this my phone? The thing self don tire me(extends phone)

Engineer- ehen, 150k for inspection.

Me- (sharply retrieves phone) Wetin happen na.

Engineer- I have to inspect what’s wrong na. Na the fee be that unless you know the exact ailment.

Me- I know na, na battery Dey do am.

Engineer- ok, (5 minutes later) bros, no be battery Dey do this phone ooo, na panel(as you can see) so Inspection fee na still 150k.

Me- oga, na Panel me and you talk for here ooo, abi you no hear when I tell you say I wan do “Panel” Infact I no do the phone again, help me couple am.

Off course na fight go end am.

clems88:
hmm let's watch n see. Do you think that will perform well doing bull run

I thought this is the bull run

Robnectar:
I swapped some of my renec bag wit bch around last december

i recently started my crypto journey and it’s the first coin I bought, after someone posted it here. My investment is almost doubled. Really happy. Thanks y’all for the nuggets here by all contributors.

Robnectar:
BCH might hit 500H before d year end

eagerly anticipating

Chai some people will just set some mechanism in place and just be milking this different subsidy funds.

Too much leakage.

Nigeria stubborn ehn

I no get strength to do Yoruba vs Igbo today.

I leave y’all in peace.

Na to go ooo

If persons no gree come, na to go back house.

Chai this guy has really suffered, such humble background. Taxi driver., door man. Etc.

Such humbility, he even chop slap 😭 some people can never be humble.

Only God knows bro.

Just Dey try enjoy yourself small small. No reason am.

NnamdiN:
in that 8 years you will never make what I make a week
It's your loss not mine

yes pls, you can donate your tears obi brother

NnamdiN:
in that 8 years you will never make what I make a week
It's your loss not mine

you can always donate your tears baba, eeven tho its raining season

NnamdiN:
in that 8 years you will never make what I make a week
It's your loss not mine

your tears is non stop obidients. its just 1 month out of 96

CSTRR:
You are saying it as if your Nigeria is different from his Nigeria.

If Nigerians give tinubu 8yrs of presidency, the shame of it is collectively on all of you.

Tinubu no know your papa o.

obi sabi your own papa 😀

Drogba is starting for me sha.

Eto,o, sallah bench.

And please ooo, I have my intact birth certificate and every body in my family has one. As far as I’m concerned only my moms can’t provide hers, everyone else got. Same hospital all of us. Una dey whine me.

Kuku start drinking so no remorse when people hail you.

Think of it like PEAK. It’s in you.

I’m disappointed in you brethren

In Yoruba forklore, It’s better a General die in battle than come home empty handed.

Go forth back and slay the pucchi

I don’t understand you guys quietness in the face of oppression.

I’m very chilled but highly observant. No try film beside me.

Nope I will not abandon anybody.

I will manage both and more. They all mean a lot to my big heart.

If you catch man on top this your mat or Na carpet na till dawn oo with all these aphrodisiac so.

Better we all accept the obvious truth and stop getting worked up.

So if them use lgbtq wrapper wrap my rizler or smoke I no go smoke loud??

Guy invite her home and pounce.

Anything ur mind don mix together like this na waste to they reason am again.

Collabo her well. She trust you to do a good job is why she coming.

Fuc.k neighbors too. They hate you for doing what they don’t have liver to do.

NnamdiN:
See the evil creature behind him staring aimlessly as if he understands anything

that person you describe so much with hatred is your numero uno.

No matter the height of insult that will make Obi grace that events. Better rest. 8 years of gnashing of teeth no good for your mental health.

001Lagos:
Tinubu look clueless in the picture

too bad dem no invite obi, he for display

Why una be like this

Una even nor like una self in public

I’m reserving my own for my best friend Akin.

No matter how he run from me reach, the day we see, we must resume our obidients vs agbado debacle. I no go allow am rest.

Awusu bilahi

Laaaro Sunday.

Now will you get ready for church or Asalatu.

Is this some joke

My brother, for real things don spoil

Hook-up is now a legit business 😞and it’s sad.

I pity this our generation, na hook up all of us go marry last last.

Chai. I saw things in Abakaliki. Both gender. Drug and Sex.

Lala do this one. Lala to the rescue.