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The standard we gave Orban on this thread is frightening

We all expect him to score at least 1 goal a match.

All the best.

Nazgul:
Messi went to Inter Miami for the money not the ranking, cos his wages alone at Miami can buy every single registered company in Kano state.

damn

Let's all endeavor to allow Nwakali breaafth abeg.

Wilson300:

Asake is overrated

Sun gon shine on anything you do music🎵🎧

Wilson300:
The most overhyped musician

I hope you are not referring to Asake tho, we fii fight

Thanks you very much op.

SUNSHINE is my favorite track off this great album. Work of Art.

Asake is the first artist that will burst my head scatter. I give it to him.

Till date, I still love that album. Every song. Different trip. Never skip one track.

Asake ti loh. E don go.

Even in this rowdiness, it's still tidy.

Now imagine 9ja rowdiness

Be like them full Kentucky...

OK. Thanks

Help us beg her I guess.

Make she pack her cloth Comot for grand.

I don laugh tire.

This is indeed crazy.

elyte89:
Lol u b gay .. aw u go tattoo anoda man 👨 for ur thigh

naahh, he is just my inspiration.

There’s a particular field where I use to play, guess what they call me Neymar

You need to see my movement bro, I always learn a new thing watching that guy.

How I wish we could organize a friendly in this group, there some particular monikers I’d like to flog.

Btw, I’m still sad that Neymar left Europe and went to Saudi. I have removed his wallpaper from my gadgets.

How will I remove his tattoo from my thigh

Remove Messi/Ronaldo no player lace his boot.

It’s just cruise. Sometimes cruise is needed sir.

For instance if you wan buy garri and the woman say #480. You quickly log on to cbn and verify the price.

All price must be uniform

Mehn, things fall apart.

Most ugliest nickname I've ever heard

Skendu

One thing I'm very sure of is that Nigerians can't line up in peace.

OfoIgbo:
I will be telling lies if I claim that Igbos have 100% of Nigeria's gas reserves.

Igbos of the SE have about 90% of the reserves, while Igbos of the SS have 5% of the reserves. If you add them up, it brings the total to 95% of Nigeria's gas reserves.

I know you are very seriously pained by this reality. You can go and hug a transformer

igbos of the south west %3

North east igbo - %1

Igbos north central - %1

Making a 100

If na me that girl write that "Okay" for.


Instantly, I go vex go find work.

It's better she no write anything self, after 800 word epistle

I no go gree oo.

Na xo.

Sha no get Injury. Play 1 full season for your career.

Make that move bro...

You will never regret it...

Gawd, the universe just threw you a lifeline.

Check this. If you stay in your family house, same thing wey dey happen na him go still happen, nothing changes

If you go - New people, new opportunities, new unknown. You can say you just come from America. Everything your terms.

Move bro ASAP.

Na waooo make dem no wound this girl for me now.

Cuppy mi.

olisefom:
Where are the boys?

I have been following educational excellence of these students and damn! Boys are effectively relegated.

Let's just hope they're focusing on "tech", football, music or whathaveyou. Else

where are the boys keh, everybody ti di yahoo.

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??



The Gambia warned old British women to stop traveling to the country to pay young Gambian men for sex and love.

Many old and retired British women travel to The Gambia to pay young men known as "bumsters" for sex.

I won't fuxk these ones.

See as that one wey carry bag be like wahrah.
Gambia boys dey try.

Times have changed Sha.

Na once dem carry me go Mr bigg. Once.

And the day my Aunty catch me for gameshop dey play ps2, till date, I still dey get headache for the knock wen dem gimme

Hahaha, I guessed right, I know say na you it must be as I see the topic.

Nice 1 anyway.

DenreleDave:
Typical Nigerian modelled after the their leaders..

You have probably done some illegal connection or bypass some things but typical Nigerians, go online and abuse our leaders of corruption then go back to their own dormitory to engage in such act too..

Oga comot everything and pay for your light...

Barawo......

Leaders corrupt
Citizens corrupt
Leaders of tomorrow, already corrupt


Haaaaaaaaaa, Nigeria

it’s our way.

I done Laff tire for this thread.

@ op you try. This is the best begi begi thread I’ve seen. So humble, sincere and relatable. If dem help you push am to front page ehn, your aza go blow up.

@emmanuel30a. Guy you suppose be rapper. You damn good. Broke, stroke,coke, choke.

@childfree. Abeg he don do. Make any student no kill any mama for house atm.

UcheKingsley1:
As for me
* I will collect money from her from the sugar daddy
• I will help her to grow as an individual
• Fvck her on a steady
• Be a very good and supportive friend to her
• Go marry another, a younger and God fearing girl from a decent family.

That's all.

No wifeing a bitchh...sorry I fvcking can't.

id go with this tho. Except for d collect money from her part. She fit bring food sha.