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Messi no dey gree come this Kain thing.... Stay for house papi dey watch film...

Let me tell you how Messi lives


As soon as training finish for Barca like dis, na house straight for Messi, him go lock room and parlour, con on tv(Netflix)

Messi- iya thiago, where the food na, make man no chop again as Dem won break my leg for training?

Iya thiago - haaa, daddy wa, iznor like dat, the gas finish ni, and you know how "buhari" is doing every one now... Is even thiago dat I send to go and borrow our neighbors gas... Don't worry be washing d film, food will soon done..

Messi- ok, ok.. wake me later abeg, make I rest small(pause film)

40 minutes later

Thiago taps Messi

Messi- haaa thank God, food don ready?

Thiago - no sir, mummy say I should tell you that our neighbour gas just finished now now...

Messi- I swear to God, I will soon divorce everybody in this house....

Low budget

We no Sabi Halloween for mushin..

Mr naptu, you are already my nlander of the year... You have rich informations... I hail you

Nothing to fear about oga, him go just quick die noni

I think they should do a public burning as a deterrent...

When we say no more smuggling, them think say we dey play.... We self our play too much...

I'd prefer 'Nigeria' amaka

Tribal war Lord's...

Me I'm a full blooded Nigerian nitemi.... Nothing more, nothing less

See onyekuru on the floor

pat077:
They are not fighting over the inspection, they are fighting over who should collect the raba.

before nko

I would like to do a Nigerian theme travel....


Visit every state in the country, well except Boko area...

midnighter:
I used to do it too but Somebody told me that

Necessary's shirt has "1 collar and 2 sleeves"

haha nice one... I will use the scope henceforth... 1 collar, 2 sleeves...

Kanu nwankwo, was my hero growing up...

Iconic No 4

Weed is bae, but now I can't smoke it unless laced with 'jedi'

I don't like sk anymore, or lets say the sk I can get here is very low quality... If I want my remaining day to be miserable and filled with a raging hunger, then smoke 'tmoney's sk....

Which brings me to my lovely Arizona, aka 'pawpaw'... This works well for me... Takes me straight to jah, chilling with 'Gods people'... Pawpaw is bae, baby.. it does the following to me

Chilling
Sweet
Lovely
Ecstatic
High
Happy
Inspired
Laughing

Yeah,this year has been so good...

Next year mah badi ju bayi looh

Man nko, abi na only woman suppose dey enjoy...

Beginning of the end

The only word I misspell is "necessary", if I don't put double 'c' I'd put double 's' before the c...

Threebear:
Let's face it , this girl is obese .

Enough of political correctness , calling clearly unhealthy people - full size , curvy and other jargons.

Fat is fat and there are so many diseases attached to unhealthy weight .

Even Adele one of the most successful women on the planet has started losing weight .

Teni might be one of the most talented artist we have now but she needs to register at a nearest gym .

her fat is not your p... Everybody carry your cross

See, truth is, man's gotta chop...

Abeg just give him 2 slaps and set him free, with his biscuits and some cash...

@ op, you nor get state

Na waoo, laaro kutukutu Monday

Bloooody:
When you're ready to help your fellow Nigerians, you can do that sir.
We all have our own methods

okay then...

Cray

Can't you do it here....

Here is better, a lotta people would benefit if only you will paste your info here...

Nobody will tell me what to do, especially when it comes to my woman....

I pray for grace and wisdom....


Also make client pay up asap, you feel... Her name na charlene

How are we doing abeg

Pls those of us that are not ready for marriage nko? Abi we no be people...

Unless it's leading to marriage, no date.... That's no fun at all...

emeijeh:
I still don't understand why people go to clubs.

I can't even picture myself outside my house by 9:00pm, not to talk of 1 or 2:00 am


No RIP to waste on you, dude

that's your own p

Go and read the book, 'i am zlatan' and you will dislike Guardiola


He is a top coach but struggled with big personalities

Ronaldinho
Eto
Zlatan'
Gotze
Yaya toure etc