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Unless you wanna arrest 60 million boys in naija...

"Egbon ema fun mi lowo, Moni ibere kan, sheh le komin wire"

True story


200 level, I remember it was a "Fresh Monday"(mumsy don transfer 5k to my aza earlier, and I don already blow like 2k already My two weeks allawee, ok, Kontinu...

Around evening I strolled say make I reach "this girl" side, as shes dey always para say when money dey my hand,I no dey show, and it means I don't love her, to show my true love, I carry "Figo"(500) for pocket and 100 naira extra(at all at all)

Me and babe dey stroll for night, as I don buy shawarma, the love they strong us, already we Don dey project the future...

Only 2 of us for road, and I saw it, Gbam...

The dog is big like giant, I don't know what the owner feeds it, but I ran, didn't know why, but I knew I'd be dead if that thing gets me, didn't even look back, I just kept running...

I got to my hostel and I didn't see my babe, instead I saw the sharwarma, didn't know I was holding it all the while running... As I no see babe, nahim I chop shawarma....

To cut story short,

She broke up with me afterwards, firstly, I ran and left her, and 2ndly I ate the bloody shawarma...

Me- but babe, the thing wud have spoil if I no chop am na?? you know I no kukuma like shawarma

Hmmm but people mad gan Sha, instead make you pay what you owe, rather, you do this Kain thing...


May she find rest...

We all know who will not find rest

Kog45:
Respect to the two guys for proving their coaches right and am happy for them though Tammy is a English player with deep Naija root.

Osimehn remain the golden boy of Nigeria football and am seeing him beating Yekini's record.

osihmen golden boy,



Finito


I hope Tammy also keep banging the goals, the boy dey my FPL

He no go better for Canada

It's more like an encouragement thing... We encourage one another

Collins got 7.8 ratings, behind the goalscorer who got 8.1... (2 goals)

That means he was the 2nd best player of his team, how you guys fail to see that is beyond me...

He also bagged one assist, but y'all are blind to that, infact komekn said he did practically nothing, while the winger did everything, the winger should have kuku collect the ball from the goal keeper then, if such assist won't count....

Also if you did not see a game and are arguing with someone who watches the game, I don't understand how you can give informed analysis of what happened... I definitely will side @thesupernerd over @kbs


I'm not saying Collins Is eldorado, but 7.8 ratings(2nd behind the golascorer) and an assist is not a bad game at all for a person like Collins(well he is presumbed to be a carpenter here)... Even if we go by stats alone and not watch the match, it's still a great stat for him....

Good boy....


Deserve more accolades

Be playing piano for all of you that will be singing...


Shaybi una Sabi sing, una go sing gospel una go tire...

andrewbaba44:
Your least super eagles players born in naija remove only 1 year from their age and one is a striker and the other is a winger,i dont need to call the name, the rest youngest are 3/4/5

Na here i go end .

and here lies my only problem with you on this forum, regarding our boys age, you talk with so much certainty like you knew their real age, like you were present when they were born or something...

With just a look you can determine a person's real age, you got super powers men...

On sunday I met 2 girls, when I learnt the age of the 2nd 1 I refuse to believe...

Koboko99:
Lecturer from the South African University

all of you making me laugh this not funny evening, by the way, why is that guys "tuck-in" always perfect, is it tailor made??

andrewbaba44:
Hahahah

No go poison your self one day sha

Your own na spirituality

wahrah

andrewbaba44:
When last did barca beat levante 5-0 ?

Same levante that break barca un beaten 2 seasons ago?

Same levante that levante has already won 3-1 this season

Barca could not even beat a certain granada

Broda if you dont know some things its better you dont talk

Mr man, not necessarily levante ok, and my post was around 2008-2012...

Definitely you don't think Barca are still feared and powerful like that era... Now they are beatable, less feared and definitely not the same tiki taka pep employed that time...

Nobody fear Barca anymore, dosent make me like them any less. ..

Iyajelili:
This is what we are talking about. Women supporting women

you better, if you waiting for men, then your on a long tin

Humility017:
we are same page bro....
my hatred for Bercelona is beyond imagination, can't even sit watch their match....
probably because I hate teams that oppress others in the field of play...
also I have same hatred towards

Man city
Arsenal (still remember how they oppressed teams during the era of invisible, Henry, pires, Dennis, Parlour )
and Kano Pillars


any team playing against this guys no matter how small...even If it is ikorodu United has my support.....

just hate Bercelona and Man City pray they go to relegation some day ...


and the Coach I don't just like is Pep.... I just don't like to see him.... I understand he is very knowledgeable about the game but you see I hate coaches that build their teams to beat others mercilessly....

likewise I hate England... national team...I hate them because of the hype and cowardice around the team... them loosing always make me happy..... that's why just can't wait for the next Euro for an upset..by one of the small teams....



I started following Chelsea because of the suspense thats goes with their game...
I like being taken unawares...
counter attack still my best version of football.... I love teams with excellent defending reason why I support all Italian serie A teams......

England always make me laugh, to be honest I don't understand my feelings towards them, cuz I love them but sometimes I don't wish Dem well, why? Media... I so much hate their media.... Like they are the only ones, with large and colourful headline, they always dissect and quickly apportion blame to some unfortunate people asap when things go wrong. Most are former internationals, who didn't win jack with the national teams....

You will see a former 3 lion now working as a pundit, he never won anything or sometimes won a few but once first half is over, with their gadgets they rewinda and replay what could have been, if it was a goal keeper error, they would call one player who kept 250 matches with bury and asked him what he could have done instead... That one self go dey do like Manuel nuer....

At the world cup, I knew we would not hear world again as dey enter semi- final, if england enter world cup final, we go hear am, if they come manage win, the world will finish that day...

I always support them until it really coumts, before I switch to Germany or italy... Those ones no dey shout...

Kbs468:
Hmmmmn. Pretty much more has been said by your already while not also forgetting the 'Clowning' of the referees to have decisions reversed in their favour as if football should be 100 to 0% possession against the opposition like they would enjoy the game themselves if that should be the case.

But for the LOVE of football, I hardly skip watching except when Constraint from watching though.

oh I can watch football, but not them, I don't particularly Fancy their style so I don't even concern myself.... I love vibrant attacking plays, I love counters, I love those Steven Gerrard's and Frank lampards shots, less of them nowadays... I love athleticos astute defence, I love mouhrinho s inter Milan, infact I love all Mourinhos teams, except his tenure at man u...

Right now I love Brendan Rogers Liecester so muxh, last season I love wolves, Liverpool since last season are my match of the day( even if we are sworn rivals), I like lampards chealsea, I don't like ole's united and I had always thouth we should wait for pochettino instead of ole....

The bundesliga is very colourful and exciting, though i don't follow but im always updated, lot of goals and very good young German boys....

I dont talk price.... That has been one of my policy for the year...

A month ago, I got a new TV for my biz, and I got ask the most irritating question, baba how much you con later get the TV?

Me- (with a disgust face) what?

I say how much you con get this thing

Me- oh, my brother got it,

And you don't have an idea

Me- hmmm, oh, umm maybe 10k Sha, I don't know....

Kbs468:
No matter what, EPL can never be the same again with MOURINHO's return because of the absence of SIR ALEX FERGUSON & ARSENE WENGER in truth.

Why don't you like football related settings Anchorage on Spanish ingredients?

For me Though.......

My Number 1 is ARSENAL

I Have soft spot for REAL MADRID over BARCELONA in La LIGA.,..My reason back then and up to date is borne out of anger simply because BARCELONA back then in the early 90's was dominated by the orange boys Players (HOLLAND) and HOLLAND Never dominated WORLD FOOTBALL at any Level

And in the other remaining 3 top flight European Leagues, It's INTER MILAN (maybe because KANU NWANKWO played there before his Heart issue made him switch to ARSENAL), BAYERN MUNICH & PSG respectively.

Despite my allegiance and loyalty to ARSENAL, I don't miss EPL including La LIGA's top clubs' matches.

I don't really like Spain... The only team I could tolerate there are the Madrid teams...

I don't particularly enjoy that tiki- taka kinda passing, boring style of football...

I usually don't understand how people will pay 100 naira to watch Barca vs levante I mean, who does that... We know Barca will win like 5-0 already, and the opposing team gets to touch the ball twice for the whole 90 minutes. Now thats the frustrating part that always get me...

One Sunday I was bored, strolled to the viewing center and it was Barca, haaaa, I manage to sit down and for like 10 minutes, I was not really watching the match per say, but wondering how the opposition could not just collect the ball for Barca leg since i got there and by the time they manage to get the ball, fiam, Barca collect am back... I just tired on their behalf and left, even when the owner said I should pay 50 naira... im Sorry, even if you pay me I cannot watch... I could always watch Madrid and athletico, at least there is Ronaldo, plus there is this feeling when you watching Madrid, maybe it's the white jersey, I don't know but their games are usually interesting and they hardly play clean sheets, they play a lot of 4-2, 3-1 and athletico are a crazy team all together, lot of characters in that team...

Not forgetting Barca beating my team twice in a final, very frustrating nights for me, and it was also the Spanish golden era, 2 euros and a world cup...I love football so you will understand why I don't dig them so much as every where was painted Spain and Barca... World cup, champions league, euros, they would have won afcon if they were allowed... I was suffocated and it made me forever be a/an

Epl over la Liga
Ronaldo over Messi
Mouhrinho over Guardiola
Madrid over barca
Atletico over barca
Man u over man city(naturally)
Liverpool over man city( I fell in love with klopp two seasons ago at d ucl when he won at the Etihad)

Also i don't carry them on my tickets on bet9ja, any Spanish teams are always removed and not bet on by me... Last time I carry one of them, na him spoil my 30 billion....

Also the treatments of players I like by Barca/Spanish people, chieftly among them, zlatan'... I read his book " I am zlatan" and everything he talked about Spain, Barca and Guardiola further makes me not like them... Eto also, treatments of yaya, robbing chealsea in the ucl, and sneider of the world best etc

6 days now we no get light, can't even run my business... And na me like Nigeria pass for my compound....

My niggas be like, shaybi we dey tell you say this country no good

Feddytune:
I don't blame you, am sure you learnt that from your dad.

oloriburuku nie, Mrs woman...

RonaldoVido:
Pictures or I don't believe this.

can you now believe sir

After I read this news, hunger finish for my belle.. . Wizkind and tecno, eshay gan. ..

Kbs468:
They would collect indeed.

Good morning

I don't really mind Ghana, they can be annoying sometimes but all little sisters are, but southi, I always smile when dey chop L

Pepper Dem gang about to enter premier league


Mr special/chosen one about to sprinkle life to the dull epl this season.... I say dull cuz pep nd klopp don personalize our league...

Make baba come do wahrah for them small... I'm definitely gonna try to watch Tottenham next match...


Team I follow

Liecester my fav team
Liverpool I love klopp
Now Spurs, cuz of mouhrinho...

As for man u, Their matter tire me, I no dey gree watch our match again.... Maybe till we sack ole and sign Victor Sha... The 1-1 with Liverpool was the only match I could manage to watch... My team is downright boring nowadays and very unappealing at the moment...


Teams i can't bare to watch their matches

Man city ( ah just can't)

Barca(last Barca match I watched still had ronaldinho)

Infact any team that has spain as an ingredient Kant me out...

elyte89:
Tottenham coach SACKED

W. A. T

TheSuperNerd:
Omo, this is not optimism but pure certainty. Make we jam Madagascar again naa.... You think it is the midfield combo of Carpentry Associate Prof John Ogu and An Off pace/Final Twilight Mikel Obi they will be up against? Or you probably think say na Balogun go dey back to gift them another goal o kwa ya?

Look, let me tell you... This Current Nigerian team will tear Madagascar apart limb from limb. I am 100% certain. Nothing to be optimistic about because I no even need optimism to know this one.

hehe I laugh in malagasta, some people don't understand the kind of boys we have now... We never really panel beat anybody for some people eye, this team will damage some teams I swear...

We shall see soon enough

Me I Sha need, at worst 2 afcon titles the next coming years

komekn:
I think youthful exuberance has taken you into " l don't know what "

Why are you putting players against each other that are not competing against each other.

I'm not pitting them against each other, rather it's competition...

They are both center forwards
They are both young
They are both exciting
Both having a good season
Both played each other and scored 1 each,
Both NIGERIANS, osihmen local boy, Tammy foreign born( if you wanna get into the argument)

All I'm trying to say is both are rivals, like messi and Ronaldo, we will talk about them.. All I'm doing is telling my boy if Tammy as scored 11 league goals, I expect him to be around 14, azin I want him to be the best striker....

No be hate, I no hate Tammy, I just like osihmen

ChrisKels:
Viewing this on Instagram made me cry. Get well soon Francis Uzoho

na me he pain pass, when the boy was even in a good form... It's not gonna be easy for him, club and country... I just wish he gets better and build momentum again...

No intelligent conversation on first page again....


Too much rubbish

Humour

From my dad

naptu2:


I don't need to conduct any research. You made an assertion that you cannot prove.

You said that the Lagos State Government cannot shut down MFM.

I proved that the Lagos State Government has shut down MFM in the past.

You insinuated that the government cannot shut down MFM at the moment because that's where Sanwo Olu worships (I know that's what you are getting at). I showed you that they said the same thing about Fashola, yet he shut the Lagos State Secretariat Mosque at Alausa.

Affirmati Non Neganti Incumbit Probatio

He who asserts must prove.

You keep making assertions that you cannot prove. They are just idle guesses.

If you say that the Lagos State Government cannot shut down MFM, prove it, otherwise you are just engaging in idle gossip.

Affirmati Non Neganti Incumbit Probatio

He who asserts must prove...

I always learn new stuffs with your post...

Thanks God say Igbo no dey black lung, but make it stronger. .. a


Using the opportunity to tell cigarettes smoker they are liable to die Young and have blackened lungs...

Igbo, sk, arizona are better alternative...