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Lagos.....


Heartbeat of Africa

3 days now Nepa never take our light, every where just be like London....


But when we go hear am ehn, chaiii, we fit go 7 weeks without light

Who send them message, ehn? Instead make them take am small...ok..

Omo na to born one, continue hustle ooo.... No time for 5 kids again.... Born one and train am with 5 pikin money....

Pogba wahray woh sef, This is the first time I'm not really enthusiastic to be a Manchester united fan....

Liverpool and Mancity are way ahead of us in everything right now, we can only play catch up.... Damn Arsenal people dey try....

Imagine season never start and we Don carry 3rd already... Abegi

Harlem2:
Someone should check his name for me
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Foreign job scam don cast since na

Baba no need name na, once you head India, automatically na Dem...

Kingluqman:
If na India... no other tribe except DEM!!

na Dem get first refusal for that side...

Proud of you my eastern brethren....


Na Yoruba get this thread.... Easterners wait for skul mining thread for clap back....


Gbefun awon ipod

hopexter:
Enjoy it auntie, we are all addicted to something, God doesn't need the body anyways, it's the Soul he wants.

baba wahrah nie, u make me laff forget hunger.... God doesn't need the body, na d soul be koko nice one hahah

ubee:
God's own country for where? For your dreams? Nigerians and una copy copy ways. Very soon una go talk say na we get that mantra, say na USA steal am for us.

story for the gods

Shark soup, naija version


Even people wey never see shark even for film go like taste am....

Proudly omo naija...GODS OWN COUNTRY

boborneyor:
Good Morning Sir , Can you please help me out with any job link in ABJ , its more than a year that i am looking for job now, i have to relocate from Abj back home when hunger want to finish me , i was going all the way from Masaka to Abuja to search for job but no success before my relocation back to kwara state....kindly assist me, i have BTECH in urban and regional planning ,I cant wait to give my testimony!

baba me be homeboy like you ooo, I swear... I wish you well brother

I'd do same for my ma, infact I'd rather die trying than watch her burn..... I cant take that...

"OG Nla"



Comot cap...

agadez007:
They are in their various houses,you can go and hadsakdn djlokof kaghahd them

imagine that kind of rubbish, you'd be reading English jejely then all of a sudden "naabsldb dbadk dhdh skjsk akahakdhb halal"

You will graduate in Jesus name

Oha soup
Dodo
Yam plus veg oil...

If I'm being fed this 3 food everyday,I'm sure I'd be good with everyone on Earth

If you haven't used face app lemme see your hand up

Anything algorithms sounds like complex mathematics

As they now bow nko? We should do what

darkelf:
Wrong.

I believe more Africans hold political posts in England than Africans do in France.

If you're good enough, you'll be chosen. E.g. Dele Ali. The other Nigerians weren't chosen because there were better English players in their position. Would Iwobi at his current level bench Dele? Would Vic Moses bench Trent Arnold or kyle walker? Would Nedum onuoha have benched Micah Richards, John terry or Rio Ferdinand? Plain NO

we we're thought back then in sec sch that when the French colonialists came to Africa they adopted Direct assimilation, i.e they brought their culture, language, food etc directly to the colonized Africans, there is no big difference between a black french and white Frenchman, well except the colour...


In Nigeria for example and all Anglophone countries, British administered a system of Indirect Rule i.e they rule by proxy, they ruled through the traditional chiefs, warrant chiefs, appointed etc... So the lady you quoted was right...

You will see it's very easier to count at least 5 different nationalities in All the French National Teams, Senegalese,Guirneans, malians, Algerians etc...

All of una no Sabi book

This is the only thing i remember

Abudu2000:
But efcc can lie Shaa, just say you forcefully interrogated him and he confessed to being a hacker. Y'all don't have what it takes to trace a hacker lmao

let me tell you what likely happened...

He prolly was apprehended by police who are on the lookout for any guy looking good...eg if you put on colourful and designer cloths, or your clothes are so clean, with a clean palm(sandals) wristwatches etc,

you are already a "Yahoo boy" if you put on earrings, or sagged or you bouncing when walking or your belt is flashy... The oga patapata of them all is if you have dreadlocks, nothing else confirm you better, well unless you have a car( u are d "G gan gan they are looking for)

With the above description you will be stopped by any danfo lurking emptily in your hood, filled with police waiting for their suspects....

You are put in the danfo, driven to the station, then you are taking to the back where you'd see a lot of people loitering about and doing business (note you are not taking into the station but the back) this is where you are intimidated, searched, questioned, slapped, harrassed then Ultimately you'd be "billed" ranging from 50k to 200k depending on the crime allegedly committed

If white pictures were found on your phone, or you have messages on your "Google Hangout, WhatsApp, text messages etc your money is 20k....

If you have pictures of you smoking in your gallery, weed etc you'd live for nothing less than 10k

If nothing was found but you were very arrogant or proving you know the law, baba just forget wherever you was going that day, you will be ultimately "delayed"... Let me tell you there is nothing you can do... You might even have to pay at all at all 1-5k...

But if you won't play ball like that guy EFCC caught above, maybe you feel nothing incriminating was on your phone and you see no reason for bribing anyone, they would threaten you and after seeing you are "doing strong head" they will take the matter up with you, look for something on your phone, and take you to EFCC like the guy above......

But the best tactics to use with Police if you are a HUSTLER on the street still remains TOTAL SUBMISSION.... Infact immediately you are caught, just form SICKNESS, not cause they will pity you but you might not receive any FREE SLAP... Follow all their instructions, give them stories and be truthful or stick to one line of story all through..... They will still threaten to put you in CELL blah blah, neglect you all day, abuse you sometimes but do not worry at the END OF THE DAY you'd be FREED....

Ggg

KidsNEXTdoor:
Pinnick is killing our football...

Keep celebrating third place

Remind me that Tanzania left in the group stage without winning any match

what rubbish are you saying now, wetin concern pinnick with us getting third place, na him say make we do own goal or make Ndidi commit foul for edge of box or say make Akpeyi hide for back or post... Like someone said serious politics is ungoing in CAF, serious one and a Nigeria has been removed..... A Nigerian that could on to become the next big man you talking shit.....

I DEAR YOU TO HIGHLIGHT HOW PINNICK IS KILLING OUR FOOTBALL OR SHUT YOU MOUTH, CUZ YOU DONT KNOW SHIT...

It's not a lie, I called one small boy in my compound to read A b c, wahrah no Sabi anything... Joshua can only EAT, bring a mountain of Eba with anything that resemble food, then you'd see his God given talent...

I was there live when the two headed turtle was born, we named the left one Taiye turtle,and the other Kturtle.....

Taiye wants to be a bank manager at Access bank, while k says he wants to be a musician....

Rasbel:
The guy is a good ref. He referred the match between Nigeria and Liverpool in 1957

your wahrah when, na raise to power4

Death to all rippers

Awol1:
My Man Utd is just a stupid club.

This is a player they should have given their all to sign. He's young, and a player for the long term.

But they would rather go for a certain Wan-Bissaka.

I'm considering porting to Liverpool.

Where are the Liverpool fans, how much una dey sell form?

later in 2 years time they would sell him to man u for 150 million.....man u is just vexing me since last season...

Smh for man u....

jahbiz:
Unfortunately all the 5 cant be smart enough. One of them will be caught soon, leading to arrest of other(s)

azin he dey pain me for them....