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I had to find Davido the woman's number after he nearly killed my phone with calls

All because of 5k now 5k after we both agreed....But trust NIGERIANS na, na me dey call "Lati now for my balance, Lati never gree pick call, na wa ooo...

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I was there live

You need to see how excited she was when I help her got the ironing machine...she reaveled to me that her " iya oko" do give her problem and chiefly among them is "ironing part,

"she always complain that I'm not a wife material and not a good fit for her son because ironing is not my thing" she said, so I advice her get the machine so she could have save her marriage...

Husband material will scarce from next year onward..

I was there LIVE when they told him his money was 200k after illegally searching through his phone, they'd read every message from sms to WhatsApp, and then his "Google Hangout and automatically declared he is a Yahoo boy...

He offered 50k but they insisted on 200k, afterwords his family agreed on 100k but popo was insistent on 200k because they have seen his account balance...

His family got angry and decided to make a case against the police, hoping if they could prove that police was only after bribe, they could secure some favourable judgement, instead
it was a bad move.

Police decided to teach him a lesson by dragging the case with him...

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Oloriburuku lawon southi yen seh

I was there live when the man first Nack "kpako on top Mary head, as Anna wan run like this, gbam he knack the second join, he looked up and saw me,

Hey, what are you looking at?

Me - Hun?

Come inside,

Me - ?

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cc12:
I saw a billboard with Kelechi Nwakali headlining a celebrity event in a nightclub in Owerri, that boy is not just serious with his career, he is just after grooving

abeg season don end, no be everyday Dem go dey train na, boys gats flex baba

gustav25:
Legend of living in the Past !!!! We are talking occurrence of 2-3 days ago and he is talking 2017 .... Mumu no good odeyawu

why don't you put your money where your mouth is Nana..you down for a bet?

Since the GREAT Super Eagles Team is rubbish why don't you bet on the GUINEANS, imagine Guinea whooping naija like 0-3, it will be orgasmic for you, you'd have a field day to troll and win some cash, what better day have you had...You in?

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Thank God I wasn't there live, I saw the replays and I was very embarrassed...very unprofessional display to the world, now see how they are roping the whole of Africa...

Yes I was there live

Infact my chair was behind Nytimes own, I was hoping I could touch the man of God with my bet9ja ticket, this year as I fire reach na only #3500 I don chop....I need divine luck...

Aidejay:
I am just embarrassed after the very informative post and the way he cunningly shaded the OP he still found a way to make it sad. So sad

sad indeed...it was a nice read until he spoilt it...

Yeah I was there live


2 years ago I said to him, Tokunbo you have to work hard,if you do na you get this balon d'or, Ronaldo and messi don dey grow, neymar no serious, mbappe na only run him Sabi and pogba, hmmm forget that one....

Now I have been vindicated, tears of joy are flowing all over my body....

Av always been a boobs guy but since I met this babe, olohun ngbo that ass so soft like hot bread...if I lie make motor jam me....

Like this, like this, afi's as.s is my most favorite thing

God cannot collect this kain kneeling na, this is padded kneeling na, you think God is blind?

I dey there, the man don warn them tire

What do you expect when tenants were doing " you go talk, you go talk tire, and baba no wan frustrate..so as a 3 wise men that I possess in my brain I told him to put Barb wire...

Women don suffer

Hotfreezers:
Depends on the head.

An empty head like that of your father costs less than a cube of Maggi.

damn...

Do you know you are liable to be arrested if later today that guy committed suicide....

obiekunie2:
HASSANA AND HUSAINNA ARE NAMES GIVEN TO HAUSA/FULANI FEMALE TWINS


HASSAN AND HUSAINNI ARE NAMES GIVEN TO HAUSA/FULANI MALE TWINS

THEY HAVE LOTS OF NAMES THEY GIVE TO TWINS AND THEY HAVE GOOD OF NUMBER OF TWINS TOO.




ALBINO? YES THEY DO HAVE LOTS OF THEM. I HAVE SEEN SOME ALBINO BEGGARS IN THE NORTH - ESPECIALLY KANO.




SOMETIMES ITS GOOD TO LEAVE THE COMFORT OF YOUR VILLAGE AND TRAVEL AND SEE THE WORLD - THAT'S WHY THE IGBOS ARE TOO MUCH. THEY ARE COURAGEOUS ENOUGH TO TAKE RISKS AND TRAVEL.

hmmm finally spoil everything with the boast....too much indeed, someone can easily argue they had to flee their home due to underdevelopment and red mud everywhere....no offense please but learn to not incite with your comments, to many people you just fired a shot...

klexycole:
What even gives you the impression that he's a Ghanaian?

I don't even have nothing against Ghanians, c'mon they are our little sister

gustav25:
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I was advised to discard fhoolish Nigerians . Take heart Muguraza

A true Big brother and a GIANT for that matter should not get overworked or angry at the tantrums of his "little sister", you dont expect me to give her GIANT knock na, she would surely scatterlize....

Wait, so the person didn't advise you to stop frequenting nairaland, so much wisdom for d both of ya...

gustav25:
Look at them hypocrites , trying so hard to deflect any team that have been good thus far . Yeye village People

but the HUGE GIANT OF AFRICA has been the best team in this competition so far...see that assist from Aina, that's like 2 goals on it's own....I don't know if Ghana qualified tho but if you did c'mon big brother sure got love for you... Cmon we won't stand here Smilling ND laughing when some other people bankulize you people na, for God sake you lots are our younger sister, how many times I gotta stress that...

Taliban:
I actually reported you both for derailing the thread but unfortunately I was unsuccessful and the horror show continues

why, please I'm enjoying the show abeg, it's a very interesting debate and it's like a "final" nobody wan gree...na voting we go do for them Las Las...

Both are right somehow Sha, English league was a wash before but still got the BIG names but the French Team was ranked higher by Uefa in that time frame...so who is right ?

gustav25:
Mumu otondo ... Your stupid super chickens won't win AFCON and I will so love to see you change mouth .. your venom is welcomed

hey any idea if I can get a 4 star hotel in Ghana? I'd like to chill there for the weekend...

Petrodollaxxx

We have adequate cover no shaking....Las Las Mikel will lift this Afcon

PetroDollaxxx:
Stop talking nonsense. Ghana is nobody’s junior sister. As a matter of fact, Ghana is a big brother to Nigeria.

nonsense how It's a known fact anywhere in the world that Ghanaians look up to NIGERIANS..... Cmon even your president won't dispute that.....you can't change what God has ordained...

And it's actually a good thing if they link you with a GIANT elder brother....eg my brother is a giant ooo, don't mess with me....yo dig


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Petrodollarxxx
Gustav25

All I know is konji is real

Well i knew we were gonna score in the 2nd half, infact I was waiting for the 2nd goal, but the game was tight, kudos to the "Burundi sides, I heard they were unbeaten in the qualifiers, look at that....

Now coming to the SE, from the back, Akpeyi made a fine stop to a rocket shot and I thought if this guy will stop "shaking" he might come good...I'm not particularly impressed with uzoho, infact I prefer Ezenwa confidence to uzoho imo, I still hold my breath tho when we get attacked but Akpeyi should keep his spot...5

CB, ekong was somehow and I think that razaq guy was a handful but I'd give him 5, omeruo was more stable, let's do 7, Ola Aina no need for long talk, I was HUGELY impressed, 10 for me, ND I've always been on d fence concerning shehu, I could see him fail to control one pass early on but injury didn't let me access him well, let's do a 3 for half days job...

Midfield was my issue, I think there were 2 or 3 times those Burundians broke and I was left looking for our midfielders, "I guess they went to get stuffs or something, Dmf usually go unnoticed cuz I didn't see much of Ndidi, I saw Etebo more tho, and FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONNNNG WHILE in a GWG I totally fail to see the importance of Mikel Obi in the match....y'all know that calming spirit baba ibeji brings forth now, but yesterday that spirit no dey anywhere, its rare when Mikel gets subbed off, but yesterday I was a deserved change and subsequently changed the dynamics of the game...Ndidi-4, etebo -5 ,Mikel -3....

I think henceforth Iwobi should play through the middle, I don't know how our coach would accommodate him, or who to drop ( that's his job, not mine) but from popular opinion iwobi should be our No 10, finito, o pari... Even my babe wey nor sabi ball was like, "hen hen Nigeria is playing well well now" after the introduction of musa, and iwobi in the middle, off course she asked about "Ronaldo In Gwg, before she burst my head with what about that 2nd one Which one, I asked, she said that "short one"....make Barca people catch you shogbo ...

Iwobi nice game, nice one touch, nice turn I'd give him 7, chukwueze, simply a joy to watch...the fact that Naija now has a player that can delete 2 defenders and take it to them is loonng way overdue...still raw, didn't have any attempt, and should try to play with his man, but I still feel sorry for whoever is tasked to mark him, I'd give a 6...

IGHALO this guy divided opinion here, some prefer nacho instead, some don't even want to see him at all, but I love him, I knew he would score I just knew cuz at that moment it was high time we score a goal, I even posted it here that a goal is iminent, I saw that ball he refused to trap " I be like haaaa, if we go draw lasan, this thread will heap the blame of Nigerias problem since the amalgamation of 1914 on Jude, but he came good....solid senior man display, even Ronaldo wouldn't score it better...nuff said 7 for me...

Musa- he came and changed the game, chukwueze on one side, then musa on the other side and you say make we nor score, abeg...those crosses though, abeg next match make he reach him destination...7

Onuachu- first real game for the Eagles, baba it's not easy, had a couple of on targets tho, and I think he would come good, not a bad game for him and the service was really not there coupled with the fact that Burundi people did not only park bus but spread mat join do picnic..I'd give him 4

Awaziem- I have heard so much about him on this thread and was really looking forward to see him in action, didn't do too bad for a different position, marked tidily and made a big block late on, let's do 5 for him....

I must add this thread has made me a better supporter of the super Eagle, in my house you'd think Im working for the super eagles because of a the people watching the match I have better information than all of them....this thread has really really upped my game....

We still have kalu, osihmen, Moses, ogu on the bench, abeg we get squad...long live the Super Eagles...only one favour, pls I want to jam south Africa in this Afcon, I want to beat them mercilessly...forget Ghana they are our "junior" sister ( shots purposely fire)....