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@ The eve of UNGA, You already knew the attention of the world media will focus their tentacles on the stiffening of media space in Nigeria. The FG keep on proving the western world beyond reasonable doubt on how babaric we are when it comes to observation of rule of law to the letters. The voices of the people to power , no amount of crudity and incredulous it sounds to the rulers ear, is meant to reactivate the conscience of the society for the lead and the leaders at Large. Dont strangulate my voices.


Slapping 7 counts charges on Sowore The mandela Let the game Begin.����

Offpoint:
The rate of employment in this country enh.. if care is not taken, by 2040 the only available job Will be BLÖW-JOB

No job anywhere even on JOBBERMAN


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u are absolutely right. people with take this statement with a pinch of salt or gibberrish. Time will tell.

U have done ur best to educate us on the comparative strength of our Naira. The next question is the data analysed credible worth or not. yes it is. The impact of poor leadership and forsight is one since 1960 to date.

ikennamadu1:
*WHO KNOWS TOMORROW??*
�In 1985, Dasuki arrested Buhari.
�In 2016, Buhari arrested Dasuki.
�In 1995, Al Mustapha arrested Obasanjo on the order of General Abacha.
�In 1999, Obasanjo arrested Al Mustapha and he was jailed for 8 years.
�In 2005, Diego Simeone was under Fernando
Torres. Torres was the Club Captain despite being far younger than Simeone; but He did what Torres ordered.
�In 2016, Diego Simeone is now Fernando Torres coach. Torres now takes orders from Simeone.
�In the 90's under Rawlings regime Dr. Spio Gabriel was the minister of communications and Mahama was his deputy.
�In 2012 John Mahama was the President and has employed his former boss as minister.
�Life is like a COIN thrown up in the air. You can't really predict which side will turn up.
�NO ONE STAYS ON TOP FOREVER. IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME AND SEASON.
�That Person you Despised/Ridiculed/Treated like shits and act like GOD over today, may have control over your Life/Career or Save your head tomorrow. NO ONE KNOWS TOMORROW!.
�Treat everyone with respect and show some kindness because there will always be a tomorrow. Be good to all!
�A Boss today might become a Subordinate tomorrow bacause there's no parmanent state in life.
�ALWAYS USE YOUR POWERS AND POSITIONS CAUTIOUSLY AND FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL.
�Always stand for what is right, fair and just.
Like Mugabe said: "...treat the towel with care because the same place you used in cleaning your bottom today might be the same place you will use in cleaning your face tomorrow."
�REMEMBER THIS, NO ACT OF KINDNESS IS A WASTE! OUR PRIME PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO HELP OTHERS AND IF YOU CAN NOT HELP THEM, AT LEAST DO NOT HURT THEM!

Good Read.

MetaPhysical:
VP is being hounded and its understandable. Nigeria does not practice democracy. What we have is ethnocracy. The ethnic in power has entitlements for the duration of its administration. Southerners are stuck in the idea that because on paper our political system is called democracy, its principles must also be practiced democratically. Thats mistake Obasanjo and Jonathan made. Northerners understand better that we are in ethnocracy and they practice it very well, with a tint of islamocracy.

Ive said many times when power rotates to North we must find Christian Northerners to support and give victory if we dont want islamization....and im a muslim! .

Fulani is in power. They want ruga. VP is against ruga, and he even shook it off when they attempted to hang it on his shoulder. It is their ethno-privilege to do in this administration what they want.

Yoruba, learn and do not begin to promote others ahead of you in name of practicing democracy.....when you get Presidency remember "ethnocracy".

I like the word ethnocracy in the Nigerian context. i will like to seek your permission to use the word in my upcoming mini treatise. over to u.

pansophist:
The female from natures perspective.

Women select men, and that makes them nature. Biology has conferred on the female a duty to choose the traits in the human species that will be passed down the next generation. Women are the sole determiners if the next generation of humans will be dwarfs, tall men, or whatever physical traits she deem fit. A woman rejecting your advance from an evolutionary sense basically means that your genes are not worthy enough to qualify to the next round. Nature has given women that power, and to have a successful relationship with the female, the male needs to understand what attracts her and finetune himself to be deemed desirable. Unfortunately, not all men will qualify to the next round, perhaps, it is survival of the fittest.

What makes her attractive to the male is naturally bestowed on her. From the age of 15, she is becoming attractive to the opposite sex. Her curvaceousness portrays definition, her voice sweeter and she becomes biologically set to procreate. She doesn't have to do anything special and the male will find her attractive. The value she brings to the sexual market is her neoteny, beauty, femininity, nurturing abilities and loads of passive qualities (eg submissive, shy, innocence, naivety etc) the male finds desirable. From that moment, she experiences sudden waves of advances, commitment, compliments from the male, and all she has to do is just choose, as she tries to make sense of the paradox of choices scattered all around her.

She is never in lack of male attention and advances. The overwhelming interactions she receives massages her ego, she feels like the most important person in the world, perhaps, nature has bestowed on her a crucial duty of making sure the best genes of the human race continue and as a reward for being the reproductive carrier, nature has absorbed her of all responsibility to be taller, richer, stronger, and other traits that are mainly men's domain. She may represent the aforementioned, but in the absence of it, will not be penalized for it in the market of attracting the male.

As women are nature themselves, they are instinctively aware of desirable qualities from the male that are deemed crucial for the survival of the species, her eyes are equipped with an automatic filtering lens of men she will not procreate for, a lens a man as a rule, unfortunately, will not be able to see how he is perceived from the perspective of a female until he reaches his grave. The man tries to rationalize and make a sense of what she finds attractive, play by the rules of his created logic, but such tactics won't stimulate her from within to commit. It is not a logical thing, as logic does not exist in nature. He may try buying her commitment by materialism, give out commitment to quickly and easily, and be in his best behavior, but the battle between what she is biologically wired to desire and what is logically plausible to her is yet unsolved. He may be rejected (colloquially known as friend zoned), or given a chance due to the compelling complimentary he posses, albeit, such interaction has been positioned to be shortlived, or susceptible to unfaithfulness.

She is instinctively aware that her countdown to pinning down a valuable male is shortlived after the peak of her beauty, hence, her ruthless elimination and default view of disdain to men that do not meet her stringent requirement. Her eggs begin to becomes less effective for child rearing to a point of menopause when her duty to nature as a procreator is nulled, becoming less attractive to the male. The man in his logical mind will question her illogicality in mate selection, and the cumbersome miles he has to reach to satisfy her, albeit, he consistently, consecutively and as a norm, infinitely not predisposed to see himself from a female's perspective, he is not meant to, as his ignorance is crucial in the selection process. Again, logic exists only in the mind.

Nice treatise with logical arrangement of thought process. Good job bro
Nice

starbuck:
Good day friends.

Something happened last Sunday that made me begin to question these serial killings of women.

I came back from Service and got a call from a strange number, a female.
She said she saw my number in a Longrich Wine flier and that she will like to buy the wine.

The Entrepreneur in me thanked God that my prayers have started working and business is moving to the permanent site.

We talked about the price, but as we were talking, I was hearing a man's voice from the background, telling her what to ask and co.

She left the Wine she saw on the flier and asked about the Sanitary Pad and Panty Liner and I told her their prices.
She mentioned the hotel she was in and we agreed I will deliver to her at the reception by 5pm.

Few minutes to the time, I called her to let her know I was on my way.
She acknowledged that.

I got to the hotel reception and called her that I was downstairs.

That was when gbege started.

Lady: Come up to Room 207.
Me: Pardon?
Lady: Come up to Room 207.
Me: That wasn't the agreement. You said we will meet at the reception.
Lady: I am not dressed. Just come to the room door and I will come out and give you your money.

From the background,,,,

Male: (muffled sound) What is she saying?
Lady: (muffled sound) She hasn't agreed.

Me: Madam please dress up and come down. I will be waiting at the reception.
Lady: What is there na? I told you I am not dressed. Just use the lift.

Like say i never use lift for my life before, and should be jumping up at such privilege,,,,Kai,,,Ijeomaaaaaa!!!

Me: Well my dear, I am not dressed for coming upstairs. If you cant meet me at the reception, then, I will be on my way going.

(Muffled discussion between Male and Lady)

Hmmmmm

Lady: Is this how you treat your customers,,,bla,bla,bla.. Just come upstairs na.
Me: Do have a nice day, Ma.

Hangs up.

Woooow.

Wasted t.fare,,,but that one no pain me.

On my way home,, I don't know why, but the images of the dead ladies with white handkerchiefs round their necks in hotel rooms, kept flashing through my mind.

What if this is the way these victims were lured?

Just what if?

I gisted my Colleague this story yesterday and before I could say anything about my thoughts on the handkerchief saga, my Colleague said,,,,What if this is how they lure all those girls of white handkerchief to the hotel?

Please ladies, especially Entrepreneurs, lets be careful of where we meet customers to transact business and delivery.

Always insist on open places and avoid going at night.

If anything had happened, nobody would have believed I went there for genuine business...

Most people for say na ashawo business I go do.

As much as we hope on God's protection, let us also, protect ourselves, by applying caution in cases like this.

Ladies please go through . We will not be victim in JESUS name. Amen


COPIED

Eventhough ur piece is quoted, i found it seriously valuable. This is an ideal security tips for everyone meeting up for schedules with strangers to take good notes of. Quite enlightening�

Tajbol4splend:
She caught me having sex with another girl and started judging I was cheating on her without trying to understand the situation

Our nlander commanders in comedy sef. How would u want a normal female hormonal element react under whichever or whatever rationality" without her trying to understand d situation "

Understand what! The best bet is not to get caught! Haba! And if u ever get caught. Its left for u to appreciate the circumstances u push urself into.

vicben27:
lol no woman will deprive me of sex, especially when shez not a virgin. if shez a virgin that's understandable l can wait until after marriage. girls are scammers this days. they calm to be reserved while one dude is using their vaginna to play ludo, l ain't falling for that shit.

Haaaaaa. Ur Eyez Has Opened by force!

juanjo2:
My own is to come to ur wedding, drink ur beer and eat ur rice... I don't even care whether the bride loves the groom

The Cleanest mind ever"

juanjo2:
My own is to come to ur wedding, drink ur beer and eat ur rice... I don't even care whether the bride loves the groom

The Cleanest mind ever"

Enchantaurl:
I can't start something similar for now, I'm just in 100l + no capital.I just want to work and raise funds then start buying and reselling things in the hostel, because I have to do something that won't distract my education.

Thanks for your advice.

This is one of the best story I have read in recent time, whether is fictitious or not is another story for another day. U are a way high to capture the inner recess imagination of people and readers for a 17 yr old::: U sound too matured beyond your age partly based on ur exposure to management at that young age or early demise of your father. My submission is u have just unlocked ur hidden talents in creative writing and work on it. As for ur mum experience: Life can be sometimes fantastically sweet and at some other times bitterly awry. I wish her speedily recovery.

hypertension:


This is how the misinform the public.

Let me share my experience as a doctor to help enlighten women here

A patient of mine with twin gestation and the leading twing was breech (coming out with the buttocks) was adivce for csection.

She refused. She said she can never have her first delivery through operation.

When labor started, she visited traditional birth attendants and boom after delivery of the feet and both and the hands, the head got stucked

Then tried everything possible for another 24 hours and yet the head could not come out.

Thereafter she came back to the hospital and I did a csection for her. The head was decapitated and the second twin was already dead.

So, u see, doctors request for surgery not only because u cannot pull through but when they feel there is risk of losing the baby (something called fetal distress)

I feel sorry for those who choose to listen to market women talk.

Doctor, Thank U ! So much . U made my day and may u enjoy d fruits of ur Labor. Ur write up has personally exposed me more to how dr do think.

Inadequate and incomplete education is a big Disaster! Most time.

oluwasegun007:
Why can't they request for 80%

So that federal government can use the remaining to finance Efcc to monitor their allocation

Let us call it strategic combat to cut some slack first. And u come back again to do d finishing.

20% is okay for d FG to do foreign service ,finance and use d Efcc to monitor how they loot d 80% by the State. my guy ur head dey there.

Clap clap

XhosaNostra:
Lol, when the cat is not paying attention, the mice play.

check MT

Xhosa. What's up now! how do u do Jaree!

daddytime:
Na the priest drive the cab wey drop her for the junction?

I'm here wondering what you are fussing over really.

If na me na to go the priest parish go find one fine nun to make am ov 1.5. Thank God for the bet9ja guys here.

Na today Priests begin back?

You no wan know wet in all those oyibo priests of those days do for Africa.

Most of the half-castes wey you see boku for Nigeria wey be say their papa and mama black pass Ugandan people where you think say dem come from? Those days men especially the ones wey dey sterile dey offer their wives to Fada willingly.

As a kid then, na me be one aunty Rose messenger to one senior priest wey dey head the old Bendel diocese. Fada dey nack Gulder and Benson steady...i dey get my steady kpaje anytime I go deliver message. Nostalgic mehnnn

Daddieee: u re thinking deep!

helinues:
How can a region supports a party whole heartedly for more than 20 years and not getting rewarded.. Not even the party chairmanship..

2023 Presidency with Igbo candidates under Pdp supposed to be SE birth right or?

on the contrary: Nwodo

JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
Nairaland is something else, abeg seun update this app, we take God beg you, at least we are members of other sites, quora, reddit, pinterest, we see how these sites have evolved, please do something, graphics, commenting, image loading, hash tags, profile and bio, there are a lot to be done, 14 years without an upgrade is too bad

Please do the needful

Maybe it will cost huge sum of money.

Vendors don't do " Lokabo"

seanjy4konji:
But how can we have this much crude oil and be importing refined products...are we madwe carry our crude to the abroad to help us refine and buy iit again to bring it back again...

person weh curse us no be here oooo

U too have woken up from our economic crises. Its a deep poooo of pooooo. Nigeria as an entity is a bizness farm designed to yield profit to non citizens and causing havoc and economic deprivation and depression for the citizenry. Its a big curse!

starstaz:
I posted this position few days ago. o decided to look for it and do copy and paste again::::



B e Dreaming and Masturbating on Dangote Refinery. Side talks at the Corridor of power has exposed it to be all Ruse. In Ten Years 2029_ the Refinery will still be at infancy phase. Since 2011_ Ngozi Iweala had been raising our hope that it will come up on stream by 2015. Next year will be 2020. Keep Dreaming on Dangote Farce

Dangote Refinery is the biggest economic crime against Nigeria aka Yahoo yahoo political illusion. I stopped hoping for its completion the moments I knew the guy is in cahoot with the people in power to place the people on ghost mode. Nothing is coming on board. And if it will come

I posted this position few days ago. o decided to look for it and do copy and paste again::::



B e Dreaming and Masturbating on Dangote Refinery. Side talks at the Corridor of power has exposed it to be all Ruse. In Ten Years 2029_ the Refinery will still be at infancy phase. Since 2011_ Ngozi Iweala had been raising our hope that it will come up on stream by 2015. Next year will be 2020. Keep Dreaming on Dangote Farce

History has demonstrated over and over again that underdogs readily curry sympathy from masses when the govt exercises too much power of the state.

Its better a deal to turn not Mr Sowore to an Emergency Obasanjo( tasted prison), Emergency Abiola ( tasted prison), Zakizaki( prison and confinement), KANU ( imprisonment).

Its better to avoid making him the face of opposition. Nothing will.happen anyway but it is better we do not give him free endorsement.

Seen√

Alzirida:
Like seriously.
Thanks in anticipation

Seen://Sighted.

Alzirida:
Which one be medical oxygen again?

Oxygen is oxygen.
Oxygen for medical use is still same with O2.

alzirida:// am appointing u as my personal.secretary. Tell.me. ur figures( Per annum). And ur summarized CV. Thanks.

Alzirida:
Fake J e s u s
Fake pastor

Haaaahaaaaa.

Instead of him to use his power and preach to herdsmen. He.wanted to waste all.its talents to "fear death"

We would have turn around our messy state of affairs into a glorious one and we can now come up raise our heads and shoulder so high and claim our rightful place in the committee of nations as African giant, pace setters and the pride of the black world. Our idiocy would have turned to pride and can generates ideas that better our lifes and create policies that unite us and push us to see into futures not the one that will ruga us all into confusion and despair. I rest on the Breast for now.

These109 idiots have failed their generation but can learn a lesson from the Senegalese football example by implementing a mentoring scheme to youth in the university with specialty in political science and giving them the necessary exposure to learn from them both their good and bad with a view of providing exposure to politicking at the highest level and with the hope of grooming our future leader under their tutelage. This feat can be achieved if every senator is mandated to pick 5 political science student in their state university and nurtured them for a year and who says we can't make it a yearly rituals, with a guarantee that those that will be picked will not be their children or turning it to another form of familial political dynasty.

The consequences of these move will be harvested in no distance future with plethora of politicians with cerebral acumen in policy derivation and implementation. Breeders who can now envisioned national goals and pride. New breeds who can now generate national ideologies and interest within interest of both African affairs and world relations. Breeders who are championing school of thoughts in a scientific and measured manners.

From 2002 to 2019, it has been meteoric rise and glory for Senegalese football. A fringe team in the past albeit put their potential to test and are now commanding excellent reviews from football reporters all over the world. The Idiots Senegalese in football is now a damsel and a real giants on Africa football Scene. End!

Now that I have woken up: Back to my write up with our supposedly 109 idioits. The idiot is an idiomatic perception of our leadership across the world.