₦airaland Forum

GavelSlam:
But he attended Iganmode Boys High School.

Iganmode::::both grammar skool n high skool ring a bell. All those years of common entrance

OboOlora:
So the girl fvcked him raw even after the whole Lagos circle got to know he contracted HIV from Freda Francis?

If u don’t bliv me, go to Reddington records office n ask!

Eagles Eyez sighted. Na ur Hiv.

My nigga has seen fresh Ribbenna ( new sauce) to tap from.

This conversation coming up again from IMF/ World Bank/ Managers of Nigerian economy. Hmmmmm.

My submissions is that the reason why China will continues to be great and great is becos the country called China will always do the exact opposite the Economic capsule or prescription coming from IMF while that Africa largest black called Nigeria will forever be doomed for always swallowing this economic pills from them including S.A.P.

When are we going to develop our own grown economic model. Or why do we have Economic course being taken in our university or The schools are Mushroom. Abeg

Joystark:
Please do, so we can learn.

I need learn learn as well.

How do u expect a man with limited resources to cater adequately for the needs of his 36 Children comfortable and compare with another man with equal resources and just 6 to 8 Children. Definitely the latter will achieved most of its planned objectives and equally saved for the rainy day in the care of his children. This is the closest analagy of The Nigeria public varsity.
What are we doing with more than 40 universities.? Can't we prune it down to 6 or at best 8 for efficient administration. Except we have decided to be competing with ourselves and not with the rest of the world. Govt Lamentations will not stop.

Thinking upside down Govt.,.

The Government silly mistake on Education policy in Nigeria:::

Why do we build mushroom public institutions all over the places that are just glorified dump- sites. A university that cannot accommodate between 50k to 100k students and provide them with modern classroom and hostel facilities ( classical 21 Century architectural master piece) should boldly cover their eyes in shame. Am strictly bashing our nefarious dump site public varsity.

Why can't we, the opportunist in Govt., enhance the capacity of the 6 Foremost public varsity in the 6 geo Zones and provided them with all the resources they needed to compete globally with the likes of South African peers and Egyptian university. So that they can accommodate between 500k students at a time and we enlarge the facilities. And this automatically drive down the cost of public institutions and make it competitive in itself.


check this out:::

Cairo University is Egypt's premier public university. Its main campus ... The University currently enrolls approximately 155,000 students in 22 faculties.

Students: 280,000

Former names: Egyptian University; Fuad I University

Campus: Urban

Administrative staff: 12,158

Tell me which Nigeria university can beat that. As at 2012 Statistics , Unilag operates 40k students population.

AutoJoshNG:
The rainy season is just about kicking off.

Countries – especially those in the tropical region – that have witnessed severe cases of flooding due to heavy rainfall in recent years, are putting measures in place to avert such crisis from repeating itself.

For instance, in Kenya, the government is taking proactive steps to ensure that there are no flooding in city centers especially in big cities like Nairobi, Mombasa, etc.

There, the authorities are making concerted efforts to clear up blocked drainage systems. ahead of the rainy season.

Blocked drainage systems in cities can lead to flooding, a situation where water is diverted from the channels into roads, homes, etc.

Sadly, in Lagos state, a place prone to flooding, and also a place that is supremely notorious for blocked drainage systems, there has been absolutely nothing done to rid the drainage systems of refuse.

See photos of the clean-up exercise of drainage systems in cities in Kenya.


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See below typical drainage systems in Lagos state.



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Source:

https://autojosh.com/see-what-the-kenyan-government-are-doing-ahead-of-the-rainy-season-photos/

I now know why The thread that says Kenya was greater than Nigeria was created.

UrbanExotica:
Hehe
Brush your damn teeth. Comb your damn hair, and get regular haircuts from a professional rather than trying to Flowbee at home. Wear clean clothing that fits your body. Use deodorant. This is 101-level stuff, and yet a staggering number of dudes fall down on the job when it comes to putting forth the effort.

Thank u ma'am

We gonna put up a good show next time u see us. And ur list will see implementation.

IvarTheTerrible:
Obviously you got the classic Nigerian University education.....

I wouldn't be surprised if you paid for your grades because you sounded so much like an illiterate miracle center dropout.


When you are ready to make sense, try again.

Thanks well taken.

IvarTheTerrible:
[b] I paid approximately 14,000 pounds GBP for a Masters online with University of London. Regular international students pay like 25,000.

The local students pay 7,000 GBP.

My point is this if a professor in the school is on a salary of like 60,000 GBP per annum, 3 international students with their tuition have paid his annual salary. NOTE - we are over 600 students online for this session.

But in University of Ilorin, their tuition is like 23000NGN per YEAR and a professor on a salary of like 400 - 600k/ MONTHLY. It means it would take like 20 students' annual tuition to pay for ONE professor's salary.

This wide disparity will never help us. The sad truth is that a lot of students will drop out but tuition fees have to be initially increased....when standards become high and we get international patronage, we can now reduce the fees for locals (Nigerians) Universities should be given more autonomy in generating funds

Call me callous and devious, but Universities should do steady brainwashing of its students. Keep reinforcing this message "ALUMNI SHOULD GIVE BACK" and increase standards. Stanford University alumni got $1 billion dollars in alumni donations in 2013 ONLY! Professors too shouldn't just be PROFs in title only. Their pay should be commensurate with their contributions to knowledge/research/community.[/b]

I will edit this rather clumsy message later, i am off to work!

Mr Thinker man . Good points. Well articulated.

Before preaching nonsensical idealism and shoving it down our throat. Can you also correlate while this your beautiful idealism is hindered when there is no parity between dollars and Naira and pounds.

As at last check

1 Pound: will fetch u how many naira

1 Dollar: will fetch you 350 naira.

I will support this your idealism if the Government who deliberately turn the masses to pauper thorough incompetent economic policies throughout the years and decades past can restore the strength of the naira to something like 1 dollar to Ten naira.

I conclude that there is a positive correlation between the strength of the economic power of a country and the strength of their University education.

U cannot destroy our economy by your incompetence and turn around to blame us that the only way to receive Qualitative education is by paying what Cambridge or Oxford offers.

The Great Wambia

Ernest Wamba dia Wamba (French pronunciation: ​ [ɛʁnɛst wɑ̃ba dja wɑ̃ba]; born 1942) is a senator in the Democratic Republic of the Congo . He was the vice president of the Senate Permanent Commission on Legal and Administrative Matters in the transitional government . Previously, he was commander of the Kisangani faction of the rebel Rally for Congolese Democracy during the Second Congo War . He is also a prominent academic and political theorist.
Early life
Wamba dia Wamba was born in Sundi-Lutete ,
Bas-Congo Province. He was raised in Swedish mission schools and grew into adulthood in the period when the prophetism of Simon Kimbangu and the political agitation for independence by the Association des Bakongo (ABAKO) was reaching its peak. When ABAKO split, he favored the faction of Daniel Kanza .
Upon graduation from secondary school, he was one of three students awarded scholarships by the African-American Institute to study in the
United States . He went to Western Michigan University in Kalamazoo, where Wamba wrote his honors dissertation on the philosophers
Maurice Merleau-Ponty and Jean-Paul Sartre . He later went on to graduate studies at
Claremont before teaching at Brandeis University , where he was associated with Peter F. Drucker . He went on to teach at Harvard University in Cambridge, MA .
During his period in the U.S., Wamba dia Wamba married an African-American woman and was involved in the Civil Rights Movement through the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee. Once the period of decolonization began in
Africa , he joined the supporting committees of various US-based pan-Africanist movements.
In 1980, he accepted a position as Professor of History at the University of Dar es Salaam in
Tanzania . While visiting his parents' village in 1981, he was arrested by the government of
Mobutu Sese-Seko for possessing a paper he had authored that was deemed 'subversive', and was detained for one year. He continued his role as a prominent figure in both academia and political circles in Africa. He is the former President of the Council for the Development of Social Science Research in Africa (CODESRIA) as well as the founder and president of the Philosophy Club at the University of Dar es Salaam. He is an expert in the Palaver (politics) and other indigenous forms of African democracy. He participated in the Sovereign National Conference, held from 1990 through 1992 in Zaire. In 1997 he co-authored with
Jacques Depelchin, the African Declaration Against Genocide .
In December 1997, Prof. Wamba was named a recipient of the Prince Claus Award for Culture and Development . The announcement of the award cited his "scholarly contribution to the development of African philosophy and for sparking off the philosophical debate on social and political themes in Africa." At this time he also worked closely with Tanzanian President
Julius Nyerere to end the Burundi Civil War.


Signatures: He participated actively in the Congo civil war as the Rebel Leader.

He went on to become a senator in Congo after the end of the Congo war.

He lectured in Harvard prior to 1980.

xendra:
Nairaland boys will have something different to say now but if it was the reverse their frustration will reach the sky

See DAT ur mouth that look like hippopotamus or Angry looking potato. Shior

Mrs or miss cullheart. It's well with U. I endorse ur search and wish u best of luck.

I appreciate how much u absorb critical commentaries as regards your request. That's how life is.

DieselGen:
Fellow Nairalanders no be small thing today oo. I saw a girl looking stranded under the heat of the sun yesterday and I decided to give her a lift. Why i was asking her some vital questions as a stranger like your name, tribe and what she does for a living, na em the babe form vex oo, say my questions are much, and I apologised. Last last I collect number fix evening for first date, but it was a bad experience from her, due to her manners, so I didn't call. Fast forward, today I remembered and called her for a date, she said, okay I should come out quickly, after some minutes she called again that I should make it fast with commanding tone, but she no know say na confirm street boy she dey play with. "My ship, my rules..."
I still coordinate, immediately we saw, she said she's very hungry and she needs to eat first, that she can even eat a full caw, but by 7pm she's gone, and I met her around 6:33pm, meaning she got 30 minutes with me.
I asked her again after she received a call, 'will you still be leaving by 7pm", she said yes and i told her, babe, date councilled, we never met and she got off my car and I zoomed off.
She won use me chop evening food before, idiot !!!

U are the Mr Punisher.

U make and set the rules.

However that is too Mean.

How safe is security of your team when taking to hiking and cocoon exploration of hinterland in Nigeria. With all the news of kidnapping and Robbery that encapsulated our Land.


I wish to join ur team if security is guaranteed.

Amakavula:
I was changing my Laptop then and it has been formatted and sold. I'm sorry I wish I could.

Eeyah. Thanks for carrying us along even though u owed no one any explanations. So humble of u.

Best of luck in ur biz.

Amakavula:
they are all long gone, don't have them again.

Find a serious way to help a brother. Nau

or u don fully concentrate on gossip gist.

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Beautiful tiles. Beautiful laid toilet. Yet those infrastructure were pushed to ruin .

This is typical of many Nigerian students carrying out their gutter mentality to destroy toilet infrastructure in skool.


Way forward::: Nigerian university system should employ facilities manager to manage skool toilet facilities as a way to avoid early decay but I must warn this will also come with consequence that cannot be predicted but will go a long way to put this structure in shape for the test of time.
facilities manager will also create unskilled job for the teeming youth.

No more no less
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HajimeSaito:
What a funny country. So much ignorance even in places where you'd never expect to find it.
Condoleeza Rice gained admission into University at the age of 15 and graduated at 19. She got her Master's degree at age of 21 and her PhD at the age of 26.
She was lucky to have been born in a country that actually takes youth empowerment seriously and not a country like Nigeria where we only pay lip service to it.

Why stop or Delay a brainy. Allow him to run. For maturity it is a national assets and u deploy every available state resources to protect him. Nonsense Africa mentality. What would you have done to james watt ( hope I got it right) who became a professor of physics before 21years. Many years ago. Almost 4 centuries ago.