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You self wan go tie the knot for Dubai shey? Abeg, no do Tiwa Savage style o. Tiwa Savage made guys waste their hard earned money to Dubai for wedding just to drop the husband and start following one small boy later.

You can't use one word for him o, because even his Northern hosts are wondering what brand of expired weed triggered his dance moves.

I don't even know why I bought this space because I have nothing to say about her other than Banky needs to impregnate her on time to keep her more busy.

“It is rather surprising that Mr. Adams Oshiomhole is behaving like a rain-beaten chicken, crying all over the place..."

If I were Oshiomhole, I would have just resigned from politics... What an epic insult

eazyfocus:
A graduate, got job with Federal ministry of affairs but they employ me with my National Diploma in Abuja and place me on level 06 and salary between 30-34k. Note: I have to rent house, pay my transport, eat, save. please should i take up the offer?

First of all make enquiry if the Federal ministry upgrades its employees when they later tender additional certificate(s), if they do, then take the job and later do the needful but if they don't, then don't bother taking the job because you can't live on that salary comfortably in Abuja except the ministry will post you to any of their offices in another state (if they have).

Vicyace:
Hello

I'm planning to move to ibadan in Oyo State.
There is availability of about N5m.
I would like to entertain ideas about the type of business I can venture into and realise good profit over time.

Send me a confidential mail if you are serious about it...l have the ideas down or better still you can start a nylon manufacturing mini-industry around Mokola for a start and use the proceeds to start other businesses.

APC this PDP that, naija people too dey tok... Both PDP and APC na the same...all those politicians know where they meet at night to laugh at the media and common men arguing for nothing.

Bello knows his time is almost up...l only pity his tribal people (the Ebiras) because this might be the last time they will ever get that governorship seat again all because of Bello's misdemeanors...

He is Summersaulting because of another man's money, l wonder what he would have done if it were his own.

This Linda knows how to draw more traffic (extra cash) to her blog using her baby bump wahala... Smart gyal!!!

Those policemen try abeg...for you to have brought down men that had prepared aforehand nobi joke...twale to them. Those dead robbers now will be in hell fire wondering how the devil wooed them to sell their souls for common naira due to covetousness.

Even inanimate objects are shocked at how humans are misbehaving these days.

This is how madness starts!!!...l am already crying for the kpekus of those his 12 daughters because Karma doesn't sleep.

That car costs between 24 to 29 million naira o... God punish poverty

Please if this story is true ,l will need the clear pictures of those guys faces as well as their phone numbers: l need to stand in for them as their lawyer...looks like baba God wants to use this case to pick up my call. Somebody's @$$ is about to get sued for =N=1,000,000,000(we could settle out of court for #200M though)...."Baba God, ēminaâ fē wâ Rangee".

Why she close her eyes I hope she is not imagining something else But RMD head for there resemble...

Some girls sha...but seriously all those stupid songs need to be stopped on camps...if you check am na soldiers dey always start those songs and the gullible "graduates" will be overzealously singing along..Our NYSC camps are turning from orientation to corruption camps...My mouth can't even say all the things l saw on camp during my days.

My guy, one more advice... Cover your d!ck with the blood of J3$U$ because some of these girls are demon possessed: before she transfer your star go evil coven by simple touch.

Too much of everything is bad: how that groom wan take enjoy okro soup now

Don't get deceived by the tears o... E fit be tears of sadness say dia friend dey marry before them.

The guy bumbum go don hard because of benching

The lady on red skirt and black top is more than a slay queen o...that one na Nyash Queen

Op if you are saying the "whole truth", then you should know that:

1. Someone outside your home is controlling your marriage and it doesn't have to be the devil.

2. Your wife is tired of the marriage that's why she is allowing that "someone" to interfere in the marriage.

3. There is something your wife is searching for out there in the name of going to church that you don't know about (women are deep).

4. The foundation of your marriage was faulty from the start and that's why all these are happening (the Bible says in Psalm 11:3 that "if the foundation be destroyed, what can the righteous do?"so don't put the entire blame on her.

5. What she had expected in the marriage is not what she is seeing now that's why she is using church to hide her frustrations....and the points are endless.

Now what is the way out?

1. Sit down and identify who or what is trying to break your marriage (you don't have to even pray)...it may even be a habit you have that she is tired of.

2. Read books on great marriage or how to make marriage work(it is knowledge you need bro. and not prayer).

3. Ask your wife what she thinks will make a woman(not her o: you have to use scope otherwise she will detect) happy in marriage, then go to work on her answer.

4. Sneak to that church like two or three times to observe how things are done or send someone if you don't want to be detected. You can go to the evening services after they have finished calling out for first timers. The information you get there will help you make an informed decision.

5. Identify things that she likes in a man and things that naturally give her joy and start doing them...it could be helping out with house chores or banging her real good in a way that will make her scream your name for more.

Above all, commit your home to God in prayers because EXCEPT THE LORD BUILDS THE HOUSE, THEY LABOUR IN VAIN THAT BUILD IT.

God bless you!!!

I wish these villagers can head to Abuja and help us parade our polithiefcians like this

Trust Nigerian politicians at your detriment... The grass is no more green in APC that's why they are running back to PDP...They are all the same.

God forgive me o...but why Linda sisters beautiful like this(you know what I mean right?) But the Niggah that bought that oversize engagement ring for her must have been in a hurry to cut his share of the Linda's magnanimity that he forgot to check the sister's finger size...Bahd guys on the loose

#Word

It will shock you to know that some of these pastors calling on Osinbajo to resign, will take his place if offered his position. The Muslims always rally round their own no matter how bad he or she is but Christians will always fight theirs like a people under a heavy spell.