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Besides i was talking to gabry, not you. U have to reply every post, don't you? Typical you

Don't want u in d second place. Shior!!!

@gabry, i'm not sure it's The Amaka i want. She's a mouthful!! -terrified-

I'm hurt,
Is no one willing to date me? -shakes head-

@puskin. Dead on!! And yes, most hot chicks make great oscar-driven
actress i.e good pretenders. U get closer 2 them and dig deeper and u end up getting disappointed cos most of d tins they put up are a farce. All d fronting and effizy makes u have high expectation, Expectations that will be dashed!!
-shakes head-

Call me naive, but i refuse to believe these stories. According 2 d general superstition, marine agents are evil. But in this case, she loves u, and is willing to marry u, and will do u no harm, and will grant u material and financial wealth. D only snag is that she'll die early, prob'ly b4 she's 30? Yup, i'm definitely naive.

That's what makes it all so crazy. After sex, she just goes back to that shy alter ego of hers that i don't like. It creeps me out sometimes.

Hey guys, i met this incredibly hot chick about two months ago and we hit it off. She's everything i want in a female physically but there's a problem- she's too damn shy. When we talking, she finds it difficult to look me in the face and it really pisses me off. I mean WTF.

Usually she just flashes this shy (sexy) smile and looks up or down or anywhere but at me. It was cool at first but now its just plain annoying. I've tried so many times to talk her out of it but no dice. She says she can't help it, that she's always been like that. _{IN BED SHE'S A COUGAR THOUGH}

Nairalanders, abeg surely there must be a way to overcome this form of "acute shyness", right? Cos i'm not finding it funny at all anymore. How can you be so shy you can't look people in the face? *shakes head, *

@ poster seriously, who do you expect? The girl abi?

@ poster I'm very sure you know that video games ACTUALLY make people smarter. It's an undisputed fact. Games like resident evil, metal gear solid, tomb raider, syphon filter and so many other games sharpen the intellect.

Making alcohol and cigarettes synonymous with the male gender, Ur kidding, right? We are crazy about video games, not alcohol and cigarettes.

things that make pple dumber r stuffs like "E! Channel,beauty paegant,oprah,gossip girls,mills and booms,romance section of nairaland,fashion channels

This things actually make girls dumber. _{Sometimes i think it blurs their sense of reality}

its amazing how men think like animals.

That's a silly thing to say. If a guy hurt u in the past don't take it out on the whole male gender. Jeez!!

@ poster I'm a guy, but i gotta tell u the truth: that was downright insensitive. Cmon!! U gave her an ultimatum!! If na me be the girl i for vex well well.

But since you admit you have a temper, i think the problem is already half solved. Kinda.

My advice? Don't be giving people ultimatums like that. If she takes offence and walks out of ur life u'll probably run back here screaming HEARTBREAK.

Good luck

the poster sonunds like a kid.grow up girl

How, for the love of God, does the poster sound like a kid? Gosh!! Some people will want to call others immature or kids so people can see u as what? An adult? Mature? Please!!

@poster Guys don't really attach sentiments to these things sometimes. I could breakup with my girlfriend and jump headlong into a r/ship with the next girl not because i didn't love my previous girlfriend, but just for the heck of it.

PS- With guys not everything has to make perfect sense. We just do what we do.

Religion causes more harm than good. Nigerians are lazy people who'd rather turn to prayers than face their problems head on. It has clouded our sense of reality. Other countries work towards success, Nigerians pray towards it. Even in football. It has blurred our sense of reality. Its disgusting!!

That's the problem with most r/ships. They just lay back and expect you to call. Even when there's no money, or when u have nothing important to say. If a girl calls me regularly i'd really feel funny. I mean, a brother needs his space.

Please i really need to know when this list will be out. Heard it'll be out some time this month, but for the love of God can somebody please give me A DATE!!! AAARRGGH!!!

The fact is, even the ladies don't KNOW what they want to hear.

You tell her she's fat and she needs to go to d gym, she'll withdraw into her shell and sulk. And then she'll start thinking maybe you are seeing someone else cos she's not "so attractive anymore". Then she'll probably call u insensitive for telling her so bluntly that she's fat.

If, on the other hand you tell her she's not fat, she'll call you a liar, and a man who doesn't have the BALLS enough to tell his woman the truth.

Both ways, its a tricky situation. We all know how FRAGILE women can get. _{And yes, you guys can kill me now}

Any Ibo in the house feeling me?

"I believe the easiest way to get in between the legs of an Ibo Girl is with a plate of Isiewu."

Well i don't know about that.

But i like isiewu well well. And nothing like a plate of NKWOBI to go with it.

Then wash it down with a bottle of star, or whatever you personally prefer. Any IBO house feeling me?!

Compliment fisher. Nuff said.

Compliment refuser

you hold no water, getta way jor!

I'll getta way right after you!!! U wan carry this whole case on top your head!!! Go tell that to ebila or someone who cares.

Na wa unto you.

the guy is not bad looking at all.
you are 5'8''? me too!! lol

and

the guy is okay, sha

and

the guy aint all that, cant you just get it?

You have contradicted yourself so many times on this particular thread.

some guys wont stop until they get their compliment.

What do your compliments add to me? Food to my soul? Money in my pocket? Food in my stomach? Nada!! It means zilch to me.

same problem i had with ebila. he was SOOO convinced that i was denying that he looked good.
the guy is barely okay to me, yet he wanted to keep saying "i know i look good, you are denying it, blah blah blah"
the guy never gave it a rest.
im sorry if i crushed his Ego.

You never saw me bragging that i'm ADONIS, did you? And what has this ebila guy got to do with anything?

This reminds me of something Theseeker said about you,

i actually think the girls here are being 100% honest
cause when someone is fine, we will say that person is fine.

like this guy.

@TheAmaka If you can be honest with yourself, you'll admit that you are only saying that the guy is fine BECAUSE he himself isn't around.

If he were on this forum you'd deny like your life depended on it and say how you meet better looking guys on a daily basis and blah blah blah.

If a guy sees a good looking girl he doesn't hesitate to compliment, but most girls will rather die than compliment a guy.

That's not to say i think u find the picture attractive. You probably don't see anything in it. But even you will agree that most girls are very VERY pretentious.

Abi na lie?

You are just saying it cos he's your Ex now.

Bet you didn't think it was that horrible when the going was good between you guys. Abi na lie?

But now your "ex looks like de zebra all over back and sholders, he thought he was sexy to all woman kind, looks like alien, eyes far apart".

But what can i say? Tsk tsk

Na wa o!! How did this thread get from being about stretch marks to being ANOTHER fight between the men and the women?

*shakes head wisely and leaves

So you found out she had HIV? Congrats, but make i helep you analyse the situation:

1. You found out she was HIV positive BASED on hearsay. Did the nurse give you proof? I guess not.

2. Even if she DID have HIV, that useless nurse had no right telling you that. That is a breach of doctor/nurse/patient confidentiality.

3. She attempted to succumb to your wishes but you refused her BASED on hearsay.

4. Even if she DOES have HIV, you don't go praising the Lord, and thanking your stars like you survived a ghastly car accident or won a lottery.

That in itself is STIGMATIZATION. And it kills faster than the disease itself

Stretch marks are unavoidable- even for men!! Though stretch marks get level o!!

E get the type u go see on top fat women, especially on their flabby arms. Those type are majorly disgusting cos it looks like a quack doctor performed a surgery and bailed on you halfway through.

And there are some that aren't all that bad. They aren't a horror to behold, but they have no business being there in the first place. U dig?

And yeah, women are more affected. What with their weight gain/loss, puberty, pregnancy, menopause, plus all those many issues associated with women.

_{O boy i don't envy you guys at all o}